Garfield High School - Benedictus Yearbook (Terre Haute, IN)

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eampad auumafz Little Willies Willie on the railroad track- The engine gave a sgueal The engineer just took a spade And scraped him off the wheel. Willie saw some dynamite Couldn't understand it quite: Curiosity never pays. lt rained Willie seven days. lnto the cistern little Willie Pushed his little sister Lily Mother couldn't find her daughter Now we sterlize our water. Opportunity Seized Bobo - Sweetheart, if l'd known that tunnel was so long l'd have given you a kiss. Martha- Cfracious! Wasn't that you? Lessons in History cmd Gecqrczphy A mountain range is a cooking stove used at high altitudes. - l. Sutherland. Henry Vlll had an abbess on his knee, which made walking difficult. - B. Hudgens. Zanzibar is noted for its monkeys: the British Government lives there. 4 M. Prew. The Earth makes a resolution every 24 hours. - Bobo. The four seasons are: salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. - R. Frost. Teacher: Hlerry, what happens when there is an eclipse of the sun Fread: A great many people come out to see it. The soil of Prussia is so poor that the people have to work hard to stay on top. - B. Snedeker. The sun never sets on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. - C. Smith. lmports are ports far inland. - Scooch. Teacher: Where is Cincinnati? P. Kohl: Fourth place in the league. The moon is a Planet just like the Earth only deader. - I. Sandlin. Teacher: What is the 'Dog Star?' ' Sutherland: Bin - tin - tin. The flower has five parts: sepals, pedals, antlers, pistle, and trigger. - lock Wilson. Sunday School teacher: ln what order do the Gospels come? Bob Smith: One after another. Lessons in Science and Math The metric system refers to kilo- grams, centigrams, telegrams, etc. - O. Pendergast. Mr. Pike: Define H20 and CO2. Martha B.: H20 is hotwater and CO2 is Cold Water! A polygon with seven sides is called a hooliganf' - B. Elliott. Miss Kelly: A man has X miles to go: he walks A miles, goes B miles by train, C miles by plane, and D miles he cycles: how far does he have left to go? T. Records: E, F, G, H, l, l, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, B, S, T, U, V, and W! A circle is a line with no depth running around a dot forever. - B. Bourke. As l was laying on the green, A small English book l seen, Carlyle's essay on Burns was the edition, So I left it lay in the same position. - limmy Aitken. Page Tll'E7Zfj'-NIUNF

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