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U ig, W
i f PROPHECY--Continued
lg of medicine to pour down the animal's throat. He calls this work
pleasure, and one can readily see why he stays up working in his
laboratory into the wee hours of the night trying to perfect glass
N2 eyes fm' moles and wooden tails for guinea
xg A g . pigs.
it Bachman is a man who will never
it fail in business because there will al-
ways be a long line of "stiffs" to be
ix buried. Although there are "stiffs"
tg by the hundreds, Bachman always be-
ll lieves in being prepared for hard times
6 that might arise, so he takes a little
spin in his machine to drum up trade,
and if he has had any luck by the
end of the day, his business has thrived
so much that he is able to buy more
gas in order to get a few "stiffs" the
When Eshleman was asked what
he was going to be when he grew up
he said, "An engineer. " Well, the rest was left for one to guess. At
first it was thought he was going to be a construction engineer, but
then it occurred to us that he could not sit still long enough to draw
a trestle. Looking for something suitable to his nature, it soon
occurred to us that he wanted to be a railroad engineer on the Colum-
bia Express. Oh! one mustn't forget that he also has another en-
gineering engagement in Columbia.
After making an unsuccessful attempt to establish a fire depart-
ment at school, Spencer went out into the world of politics. He
started by driving one of the post-office jitneys, and kept on climb-
ing until he became mayor of the city. While in ofhce he took an
active part in all the societies of the city, such as "The Society for
Prevention of Cruelty to Dead Animals" and "The Charity Society"
-whose charity begins at home but ends when you reach the cook.
We could mention numerous other societies, including several church
societies. It is predicted that before he steps out of office he will
be able to get the thieves to go to church, while the policemen sing
in the choir.
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gift, assiduity, rose to the pinnacle of banking achievements, the
presidency of the National Bank of Yellow Creek. And even now,
though we have often heard it said that a man learns through years,
Replogle, in the time which
he devotes to recreation,
can be seen swallowing
with huge gulps Cicero's
thesis, "On Old Age" and
Who would ever have
imagined John Ringwalt-
plain John-following in
the footsteps of the Polish
patriot, Ignace Paderew-
ski. It was rumored that
one day, while engaged in
a duet, the fair one who
accompanied him complemented him to such an extent that john
decided to let his hair grow long, a mark of every talented musician.
Should Uncle Sam ever be driven into a maelstrom of political strife
as were our friends, the Poles, we hope and pray that john, like his
predecessor, Ignace, may come forth and deliver our beloved country
from the Bolshevists. But when we last heard of john he was try-
ing to write a new time 150 the Wedding Jllarch.
After graduating from the School of Electrical Engineering at
Lehigh, Herr returned to his home at Strasburg. Herr's idea was
not only to do good in his town but to enlighten the whole world, so
he gave the world a new dictionary. Now his dictionary is not
like the rest of the dictionaries in use today, but is, as he calls it,
"The Common Sense Dictionary," with short and simple meanings.
For example, look up the word "automobile," He explains it thus:
From English ought to, and Latin moveo, If0 move-a vehicle which ought
to move but frequeiitly ca1i'i.
Yes, just as you thought, Atlee became a surgeon, but, having
always been partial to animals, he became a veterinary surgeon.
You can easily picture the small but efficient Doctor Atlee tending
a horse with the hoof and mouth disease by standing a ladder against
the animal's neck and climbing up the ladder with a teaspoonful
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C lf X px
-E' PROPHECY-Continued r ,
What! Do you mean to say that Bill Rettew has become a min-
ister? VVell, not exactly a minister. You see, he is a missionary
in the Hawaiian Islands. I received a letter from him the other
day-a most interesting letter-which stated that he liked the cli-
mate, although it was a little "rare" He also described his first
impression as he entered
a native village, with the
huts made of grass by
some little maidens who
quite took Bill's eye. Well,
you might know it was
8.9, not very long until there
was a little wedding on
Frederick Klein, after
going through college and
having acquired his B.V. D.
degree, thought it best to
' go abroad to complete his
studies before becoming a professor in Franklin and Marshall College.
He expected to get some kind of degree conferred upon him when
he visited Cambridge. However, there was no such luck for Klein,
because, on the way over, a big vase fell upon him, but fortunately
he was rescued by the crew before he was smothered to death.
When the ship reached port he was nabbed by Barnum and Bailey's
to act as the greatest living pigmy.
Caskey has started a system of hotels which he expects, in the
course of time, to spread from coast to coast, and maybe even en-
circle the globe. Although the guests often give up good dollars
for poor quarters, they are never known to complain about the meals.
Caskey always has the meals arranged so that everything is in season
when a guest wants it, except that sausage, comes in dog-days. I
Next, and last of all, comes my worthy colleague, Kipp. He is
now a comedian in the movies and no doubt he will make a good
hit in his new production, 'fWhat a Fool This Mortal Is!," or in "A
VVord to the Wise is Useless." As Chaplin has a million dollar smile,
so has Kipp a million dollar face, which is the talk of all New York
society, and also, as the road to hell is paved with good intentions,
so is Kipp's, for he is now aiming at a chorus-girl and may hit a star.
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