Fort Wayne Art School - Art Lights Yearbook (Fort Wayne, IN)

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.p -ffm ' I mf UT U I. Mary Ruth Relsmg ln lsychology class M Qumn how do blrds make love7 Bob Rlchards lookmg across the street from the Art School durmg the hydrophobla ep1dem1c Say they ll be haulmg that dog ln He hasn t got a muffler on Mr Hull cr1t1c1z1ng Johnny s pamtmg Charles I d say that was waffle good Judgment scratch anybody let me know NOTICE TO GIRLS I do hereby take th1s method of mformm all the glrls who have any hope whatsoever or wmnmg my af tecuons that I w1ll posltwely not fhrt any more o please don t make any advances Slgned Ralph Fast Teacher John for what IS Swltzerland notedl John SWISS cheese Teacher Oh somethm grander stron er more expenslve John L1mburger A httle b1t of nonsensc A httle b1t of fuss Sprxnkled m the classroom Makes the teacher cuss vpn The fractxon leaned over and touched the whole number on the shoulder. Say, she whlspered, IS my numerator on stralg 0' :V Y o -lg 0' 'Q N ' I ., ,. ,,,. ,, , , -. ,. .. Q D V . . , . , : ,, L G ' ' as I ' ' . . ' ' ' I ' ' ' - , cc 1 , ' ' ' 9 I , as . . I D .... ' ' ' , , , , a . C 5 ' I, . , g - - - Q y Nlr. B. in etching class: As soon as you're ready to D r I ' of . . Q . 0 c - . , . . . . , S , O ol ' ' : U A , . . .n . ' ' , .fl , 1 , ' g ', g , U ' Y, Q :IC ' .Yi . ' I ' I I I s . . . ' 1 . . ' C . 'A ' ' lit? .

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' 3-rw, fs' 'mf 9 i, T f' 5 D Cop: What's the idea of stalling on the main I street. ' 5' ' Becky, absently: I just washed my car and I can't I l Q' Q do a thmg with it. C . ' X Teacher: Now can anyone tell me what a myth is? A solitary hand was raised, and a voice exclaimed: P 1 . Please, miss, it's a female moth. 1 I Q Ilo: I don't intend to be married until I am thirty. . . Mae: :'Well, l don't intend to be thirty until I am I , D married. ' 4 ' ' 1 , , a Mr. Hull in Anatomy Class: How may ribs have l i you, Miss Miner? ' Sarah: I don't know, sir. I'm so awfully ticklish I never could count 'emf' r 4 4 4 Y I 'E O4 IN THE FUTURE I 1 Hubby: Aren't you nearly ready? 0 y . Ruth I.: I Wish you Wouldn't keep asking that ques- D tion. I've been telling you for the last hour that I'll ' be ready in a minute. ' Q ' f - - Q' A BARNYARD SURPRIZE Nl When a hen lays an orange, what do her chickens ' say? ' . Q See the orange marmaladef' o f - - I , There, little stumble . . Donit you cry l . You'll be a dance step A . By and by, '7 '7 A' .1 J 4 9 . 9.519 ma y n I- fl ,QC ye vi. 5,1

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Mr. Hull in History -of ,Art class call that period thedark age2 ' , Voice down infront: Because: there knights. , f V F.F.F. telephoning a garage: You'll l1ave'tof' and get me, I've just turned turtle? In y ' V f ' y lu 7' Voice : This is a garage-youwaht theyaquariuigngifll I ,, .s,,, y can - yr .'x1 Martha Ellen: How can I keep the chaps OHL -:ny lips? - i Q Pete: Eat onions. 2 ,H aan '. ...-34 J . ,R Mr. Bolander: Ralph, you were absent yesterday, and haven't a good excuse for staying away. .L , , Rack : Well, it isn't my fault. ' U Mr. B: Why? ' W Rack: I tried my darndest to think of a good one. aan Dot: Marion, is the clock running? Marian: No, Dot, it's 'ust standing still and wa - . . Q1 J g gmg its tau. L41 A A -. Judd: They buried the poor little dog three feet underground. A' ' John: What did they do with the other,lfoot? vpn 1 Golden, at Sebold's: Norm, this plate is clamp. Norm: That's your soup. A ana W - - Bonnie: What's the name of that book you're reading? '- Zoe: When His Love Grew Cold. ' y X 'V Bonnie: When his love grew cold, eh? Why ,did- n't he adjust her coat for her? y W 3 I '!,:., , 1 . fa, 'L Y' J 515'- . 4 -, ,. J , . . , ,Y Q, - ,VL 'x V, . iff! ,i j ' 14,-. A .. .. .I-Auizglxii' Q.r. .1n 1.-.1i15v!Mui,,..:.M,