Fort Wayne Art School - Art Lights Yearbook (Fort Wayne, IN)

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' 3-rw, fs' 'mf 9 i, T f' 5 D Cop: What's the idea of stalling on the main I street. ' 5' ' Becky, absently: I just washed my car and I can't I l Q' Q do a thmg with it. C . ' X Teacher: Now can anyone tell me what a myth is? A solitary hand was raised, and a voice exclaimed: P 1 . Please, miss, it's a female moth. 1 I Q Ilo: I don't intend to be married until I am thirty. . . Mae: :'Well, l don't intend to be thirty until I am I , D married. ' 4 ' ' 1 , , a Mr. Hull in Anatomy Class: How may ribs have l i you, Miss Miner? ' Sarah: I don't know, sir. I'm so awfully ticklish I never could count 'emf' r 4 4 4 Y I 'E O4 IN THE FUTURE I 1 Hubby: Aren't you nearly ready? 0 y . Ruth I.: I Wish you Wouldn't keep asking that ques- D tion. I've been telling you for the last hour that I'll ' be ready in a minute. ' Q ' f - - Q' A BARNYARD SURPRIZE Nl When a hen lays an orange, what do her chickens ' say? ' . Q See the orange marmaladef' o f - - I , There, little stumble . . Donit you cry l . You'll be a dance step A . By and by, '7 '7 A' .1 J 4 9 . 9.519 ma y n I- fl ,QC ye vi. 5,1

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I Y f - A e e .g- ' 1 I l'. f . 1 1 s WHY 8 CLUB W Mebby it'ud be a good idear t' let youse boids on to de poipus uv dis here club, see. Well enyhow we needs pertexion frum de frails, see, an so us men have t' stick t'gether, see. Every guy had t' have an office, so each boid grabbed himself cle job he wants, see, an' old Hezikiah Schultheis bein' the biggest, grabbed the job uv President. Nobuddy knows why we should name dis club enything, so we calls it Why S , see. Johnny has kept the members waiting for the cigars but they have waited in vain for he is still single. He thought since he was president it was up to him to up' hold the purpose of the clubg he is a right royal ruler. Wilbur usually rolls into school a little late due to to the fact that his whiskers held him to the pillow. Willie has a million dollar walk. Jonesie has departed and his absence is greatly felt by the club, for they miss his little speeches. Burke is our most promising student of the tatting and crocheting course. He will invade Columbus, Ohio next year. Fast is our swift boy friend. We know why he's so popular with the girls, we have an inside tip that they just won't let him alone. You should see our Rackie when he gets a gun, He makes all the little animals run. When he goes hunting, he is quite lucky He shoots the wiggle right off the ducky. i Garth is another of the boys gone from our crowd. Jud was first to break our pledge, and not being used to getting married, left his wedding suit at a cleaners. Orville was our only initiated member, but he fol- lowed -lud's axample and committed matrimony. Pipe down, youse boids!

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.p -ffm ' I mf UT U I. Mary Ruth Relsmg ln lsychology class M Qumn how do blrds make love7 Bob Rlchards lookmg across the street from the Art School durmg the hydrophobla ep1dem1c Say they ll be haulmg that dog ln He hasn t got a muffler on Mr Hull cr1t1c1z1ng Johnny s pamtmg Charles I d say that was waffle good Judgment scratch anybody let me know NOTICE TO GIRLS I do hereby take th1s method of mformm all the glrls who have any hope whatsoever or wmnmg my af tecuons that I w1ll posltwely not fhrt any more o please don t make any advances Slgned Ralph Fast Teacher John for what IS Swltzerland notedl John SWISS cheese Teacher Oh somethm grander stron er more expenslve John L1mburger A httle b1t of nonsensc A httle b1t of fuss Sprxnkled m the classroom Makes the teacher cuss vpn The fractxon leaned over and touched the whole number on the shoulder. Say, she whlspered, IS my numerator on stralg 0' :V Y o -lg 0' 'Q N ' I ., ,. ,,,. ,, , , -. ,. .. Q D V . . , . , : ,, L G ' ' as I ' ' . . ' ' ' I ' ' ' - , cc 1 , ' ' ' 9 I , as . . I D .... ' ' ' , , , , a . C 5 ' I, . , g - - - Q y Nlr. B. in etching class: As soon as you're ready to D r I ' of . . Q . 0 c - . , . . . . , S , O ol ' ' : U A , . . .n . ' ' , .fl , 1 , ' g ', g , U ' Y, Q :IC ' .Yi . ' I ' I I I s . . . ' 1 . . ' C . 'A ' ' lit? .