Fort Lewis College - Katzima Yearbook (Durango, CO)

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sf, ii f ,W . T, . Tlij, I ax The annual bed race during l'learT Fund Week lived up To iTs repuTaTion. In The TunniesT. laugh-Tilled conTesT all year long. The compeTiTors vied Tor The cov- eTed Bed Race Award lThree sTale cookies and a doughnuT holel. using a varieTy oT modiTied, high perTormance, supercharged Slumber Slings wiTh inTerior brakes. The vicTors in The shoe leaTher compeTiTion were The inTrepid, always Tough WesT- erners. knocking down a slick 5:4I.OOOOO7 Tor The winning Time. NOT Tar behind came The CroTTon-Camp-Snyder Team wiTh noT a bad Time oT 7:38.lOO989O. The EscalanTe- Palmer-Cooper racers came in Third wiTh a mark of lO:O2.339, Tollowed by an unoTTicial enTry which Tinished lasT wiTh a disappoinTing Tour hours, eleven and l7f43 min.: They had a raTher doubTTul Tale abouT a large aardvark in The road ThaT overTurned Their bed and Trampled The rider. ln The RaunchiesT Rider conTesT. Harlan STeinle dazzled The iudges wiTh his devas- TaTing hearl'-design B.V.D.'s and a TeTching WWII Army surplus head covering lacTually a modiTied Mo-Ped racing helmeTl. Officials reporTed aTTerwarcl ThaT casualTies were lighT, and despiTe The insisTence oT The unoTTicial racers, mainTained ThaT iT was The wrong season Tor aardvarks.

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S if 'iwgi -':.,A1: ' ' The road-running Wesiern- if ers didn'+ wasle any 'lime in fheir wilcl. winning race down lhe hill. Y 'rhe Bafile of lhe Bands such a ballle Elaine Berry and George Wallers helped Two Weslerners' Club ieams collec+ over lwo hundred dollars. 'S ,

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-----St.. Q i Whoa. dammi+! Careful how you falk, gang. We're being wa+ched. gd SL The gala social affair called for flue mosl' formal in aHire. Selling back up 1l1e hill proved +0 be one of H18 more precarious evenls. You're kidding! Run over by a BED? Sf NA 1 '1 4 .41 :ul 'V f 'lgf.-'.LiJ.