Forsyth High School - Dogie Yearbook (Forsyth, MT)

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From the red-tinted woods that fall came the Mighty Tribe, emerging as powerful Seniors. Chief Afraid of Squaw Friez, Squaw Schultz Gets Her Man, Prince Farms the Ground, and Quenzer Flys the Coop served as leaders of the Tribe that season. The games were again well played by Perey and Kimberly's warriors and Squaw Schultz and Squaw Wolke again led our cheering section in many warhoops. This year the members of the Tribe were quests of a big pow -wow given by the Tribe of 1960. Being so close to graduation, the Tribe frolicked much and made the Pale Face Leaders mad. The Pale Face Leaders immediately went on the warpath and captured a few scalps in the examinations. Those who escaped the scalping most brilliantly and cleverly were Fink Knows It All and Friez Very Smart, and their names were copied on the Shining Star. And now the Great Tribe of 1959, numbering 30, will soon smoke the peace pipe with Pale Face Leaders and scatter, regretfully leaving the wigwam for the last time. Sponsored by the FARMER'S CO-OP

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LEGEND OF THE TRIBE OF '59 Four summers ago, the members of the Great Tribe of 1959 were wild savages, roaming the reservation, enjoying a wonderful life. Trouble came their way because the Great White Chieftains had de- cided that the small members of the tribe needed training. So, there- fore, the little savages were called together to learn civilized ways in a large wigwam, called the Forsyth High School. lt was a long, hard task and the young Redskins resented their en- forced educationg but as the moons passed, they were gradually sub- dued and made to accept civilized ways. During the first season of its captivity, the great tribe, numbering 44 in population, suffered a great massacre at the hands of the semes- ter examinations. English and algebra scalped many, and some Red- skins disappeared forever. The tribe had chosen from among its mem- bers, Spannagel Pleases All as chief, Squaw Fink Makes Big Noise for chief helper, Squaw Wagner Fights 'Em Back for keeper of the wam- pum, and Squaw Jenson Slays 'Em All for scribbler. Then the Great White Chiefs, Perey and Kailey, ordered the wigwam closed for seve- ral moons. When the leaves fell from the trees, the tribe was again herded together for more education. This year's chieftains were Squaw Flana- gan, Buck Tom-Tom Friez, Buck Mogen Drags His Deer, and Moose Faced Mortenson. The young warriors fought hard at the games of kick-a-goal and make-a-bucket, and DeCock Fleet Foot, Starr Charges Strong, Twede Dunks the Ball, Mortenson Takes 'Em Out, McKinney Lays It In, and Friez Hands It Off were accepted as outstanding. The fates were with the tribe and a new kind of war party was held for the Sophomores with Squaw Smith acting as the seamstress for Quenzer Rips His Pants. Again the dreadful massacres were held and many more brothers bit the dust. The Tribe now numbered 35, and a second three moon vacation was declared by Perey and Stagg. The Tribe was again called back to the reservation, and it was decreed by the leaders that there was to be no fun this year. The Tribe was growing more and more powerful and would soon rule the entire wigwam. Spannagel Works Well, Mogen Laughs Much, Friez Takes It Easy, and Squaw Mouse Wolke were chosen as chieftains for the year. The Tribe then spent much Wampum on a Junior Prom and it was attended under the stars by many people in their best ceremonial robes. Again that year many of the warriors performed well in the games and Squaw Mouse Wolke was warhoop leader. Krueger Study Hard, Friez Crack a Book, and Wagner Shining Star went to big Tribal Pow-Wows in Dillon and Bozeman. The Tribe again suffered a hard winter and when the snow thawed many of the tribe had left to lessen the number to 32. When the grass again turned green, the vacation was declared and the wigwam was closed. Sponsored by the DAIRY LUNCH

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PROPHECY OF THE TRIBE OF 759 ON THE MIGHTY PLAINS OF FORSYTH, ON THE F.H.S. RESERVATION, COME AND LISTEN IN OUR COUNCIL- COUNCIL OF THE MIGHTY SENIORS, SENIORS MAKING MANY PLANS- PLANS OF THINGS THAT ARE TO COME. Noel Blakesley is known to the underworld as Blackhearted Blake because he steals worms from baby birds. Darlene Cook has opened an opera house called Tweet Tweet. Dick DeCock became a famous wrestler known as Trickey Dickey. Jay Donley died because he failed to duck a haymaker delivered by his one and only. Donna Fink became the first woman janitor at F.H.A. Margaret Flanagan is teaching home economics on the reservation. Her main course is How to wear bright colors without looking gaudy. Ronald Friez is a card shark in Sumatra. When he gets good enough, he plans to move on to Vananda. Charles Gustafson who is Up the river, is writing a book called ONE HUN- DRED DIFFERENT WAYS TO WEAR STRIPES. Kirk Hindman is now a chef in a famous restaurant where he specializes in cooking with Lowry's seasoning. Lyle Johnson went to Alaska and married an Eskimo. Omer Kruger was discharged from the army when they discovered that the something shiney in his ear was the doorknob on the other side. Leonard Leary is now a mortician called Eerie Leary. Pauline Lix is selling soft bristled hair brushes to bald-headed men. Bill McKinney owns a dude ranch called Bill's Hills. Bob Mogen became a famous football player known as Lay-em'-low Moe! Don Mortenson was accidentally shot during moose season. John Prince went berserk. David Quenzer made his fortune selling meatless hamburgers. Richard Schelin owns a watch shop. His sign reads: If it doesn't tick, bring it to Dick. James Schiffer is trying to cross a centipede with a chicken so everyone can have drumsticks. Bill Schulenberg is the make-up artist for witch doctors in the Congo - his specialty is a Hondo Flamejob. Janice Schultz went to a reducing studio and evaporated. Eli Spannagal owns an oil well, his car still burns a little oil. James Starr is rimning a hat shop called Jim's Blast Hats. Diane Sutton is dancing in a nightclub in Rio. Her slogan is Lily's lilt will capture you. Bob Twede has starred in a horror movie called A Syrup-Eating Monster. Joan Wagner owns a teenage hangout called Wagner's Weird Wigwam. Lavina Watson is wild animal trainer. Her animal's name is Albino's Rhino! Toni Wolke who was working in a laboratory was mistaken for one of the mice and is now circling the earth in a Mousenick. Sponsored by TAYLoR's MOTOR MART