Forest Grove Union High School - Optimist Yearbook (Forest Grove, OR)

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A shy little lass called Jeanette QYOu know that she wouldn,t petlj Now has husbands fat least a dozenl And has money to burn and to bet. Now here ils something you'd never guess, But to you I will confess, 'I ha't shy school girl called Helen Boyles At lion taming-toils and toils. Donald Stewart has a hardware store And maybe you think it isn't a bore, He gets up at six every day And goes to work anyway. Lloyd Woodhouse is a grocery clerk And, gracious, how that boy can work. He soon will be the manager- And, who knows, perhaps the owner. A famous clown is Melvin Ranes, All other ones he puts to shame? He is a conltortionist, too, And there is nothing he canft do. Virgil Redeitzke ifs a sailor now, He said ftlhat Pekin was a wow- He spent some time in Sing Sing, too, But really he prefers the zoo. The chemistry shark of high school days Is famous for his taking ways, But hifs gain is now your lossg Now this lad's name is Robert Ross. A pair that you Will surely remember Is Anvne Sdhendel and her little flivverg Anne now drives a huge Roll's-Royce- The stock market made her money twice. Gaze upon yon picture of Phyllis Spelbrink 2 S'he's gone to Africa to find the mistsing link. But I'm afraid she's lost for good, Maybe they'll find her in the wood. A champ we have is little Glenn, He fights the toughest and biggest men. There isn't a man he cannot lick And he is kno-wn als Dead Eye Dick. Page Eighteen

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Senior Prophecy The Moon was shining from the sky, h He shone upon the earth, The iMan in the Moon was gazing, But his View was olistrueted hy girth. He strained his eyes and raised his brows But nothing could he see. At last he said, l'rn getting old, I'm getting I'at,l' said he. 'LI shouldn't have calten so much green cheese, l'm so fat I can hardly see. Now never again will I get to View 'Wl1at's llappeinling down in F. Gfl .lust then a rocket zoomed from the earth, Manned only by ltulssell Hines, It came to rest in a field of green cheese, The airport of the Moon so fine. Russell hopped out and said, Hello, I'm from old F. G. you know. Moon was as happy as he could be, And he laughed loud and long in glee. For here was someone to help l1im, He could find what he wanted to know, This good man from F. G. could tell him VVhat had happened down below. Russell was surprised when he looked down And saw his chums of the Senior class. But they both were glad to hear the news And find what had come to pass. That famous lad with the mustache ls now in Dilley slinging halsh. Earl Chartrey you should recognize By the funny look in lis dark brown eyes. Virginia Fendall leads a dog's life, Her days are filled with Qonstant strife. She has a home for eats and dogs, But, absolutely, no dirty hogs! Page Seventeen

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Page Nineteen In far off China lives a dame, Peggy Tompkins is her name. She sings and dances because she is free And fishes for pearls out of the Ssea. Do you recognize our little Helen? She toe dances for Blaster lNIeClellen. Why-she dances before the king- And is as well known as Capone and his ring. There is a man of some account. Of money he has an amount. Hunter iis this fellow's name, And yet he is still the same. Mary Moist is a petite purchaser, She buys tons of svillks and fur, Her salary does not exceed her fame, For breaking heartlsi sfhe is to blame, A barber who specializes on, sheep, Oh, deah, this is too good to keep, George Jeys is this person's name And he thinks life rather tame. Wilma Kappel is a graduate nurse, When patientis have pains she does A little arsenic she will give 'em So you'll see 'them all in heaven. her worst 5 An A number one reporter And Oregon's famous daughter, Is Agnes Kelly, a writer jolly, Who tells of other peoples' folly, Make room for that famous star- She's known from near and also far, This popular lstar Whose name is Mart Is in the films getting a starit. Look out for Arthur Markee, aye! aye! He is a gunman bold they say. He has a palace fit for a king And Royalty he there will bring. Barkley with the first name Flora, Really isnyt a dumb Dora- And she's known the world around For her famous reducing compound. i