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And if you shouldn't like it, You people who are scored, Don't turn your wrath upon us just blame it on the board. 4 Florence Ellinwood Allen, Eleanor Worthington, Emma Bean McKim, Qgoarb of Gbitora: dgbiforfiavfaliief: Mary Emily Van Epps. Eiferarg Gbifors: Clover Althea Hartz, Gd Gbifors: Catherine Dingwall Ross Qusiness Qlanagers: Alma Gertrude Gleason, 5 Wilamina Morrow Cecily Whelan Ruhamah Georgette Smith. Mrs. Mrs. Miss Miss Miss Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Miss Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Qbvisory QZouncil?. Honorary Preszdeni, Pf.e.v2'fz'enl, Vire Presideni, Rerording Serrelary, Corrzrpondifzg Secrelary, Treaszz1'e1', Samuel Mather Edward W. Morley Harriet Sheldon Hurlbut Harriet L. Keeler Ellen G. Reveley I. H. Wade Charles I. Sheffield Mrs. Luke Lascelles Mrs. Helen L. Storke Mrs Augusta Mittleberger Mrs C. F. Olney Mrs W. S. Tyler Miss L. T. Guilford Mrs. W. R. Warner Mrs. D. Z. Norton Mrs. Tracy Mrs. Pascal H. Sawyer Mrs. Henry S. Sherman Mrs. George A. Garretson Miss Mary L. Southworth Mrs. William A. Leonard Mrs. lay C. Morse Mrs. H. E. Myers Miss Anna Burgess Dudley P. Allen Edward W. Haines . Arthur E. Lyman . Samuel A. Raymond William E. Cushing Harry R. Collacott, President of the Alumnae Association. Corresponbing Qllemlhrs. Mrs. Wm. H. Upson, Akron, O. Mrs. C. W. jacques, Ashtabula, O. Mrs. Mrs. J. Osborne Moss, New York. Mrs. Mrs. james A. Garfield, Mentor, O. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Thos. Kilpatrick, Omaha, Neb. Mrs H. S. Lane, Crawfordsville, Ind. Mrs. C. O. Gridley, Erie, Pa. Mrs 6 Mrs. Mrs. G. H. McElevy, Youngstown, O Henry B. Perkins, Wal'F6D, O. Frank Swayne, Toledo, O. J. S. Newbury, Detroit, Mich. Frank G. Sigler, Montclair, N. I joseph Howells, jefferson, O. Geo. H. Ely, Elyria, O. Qiof in we Qljloff of Common Qnen A, - . ,,, . 6 4. .L V -' ' .j-5"7" gg F 1 Q H, ,3... 1. . .sw ' Y N-ri ' X I ' Al 1 ' L l 1 Arranged, wilh exception W' the President, in the order ofgraduutionfram college. CHARLES FRANKLIN TIIYVING, D. D., LL. IJ. 55 BELLFLOKVER AV- Presia'c1zl. A. B., Harvard Coll., 18765 B. D., Andover Theological Semi- nary, 1879 5 D, D., Chicago Theological Seminary, 1888 3 LL. D., llli- nois Coll. and Marietta Coll., 1894, President Adelbert College and Vlfestern Reserve University, 1890- IIIRA51 COLLINS I-IAYDN, D. D., LL. D. 15 LA GRANGE ST. Harknerr Profzrsar af Bibliral Lilerature. A. B., Amherst Coll., 1856, D. D., Wooster Univ., 18785 L.L. D , Amherst Coll. and Marietta Coll., 18883 President Adelbert College and Western Reserve University, 1887-9og lnstructor in Biblical Literature, 1888-963 Professor Biblical Literature, 1896- ENIBI1X NIAUD PERICINS, AN. B. 121 ABELBERT ST. Wand: Profersor of Lalin. A. B., Vassar Coll., 18793 Instructor in Classics, Central High School, Cleveland, 1879-923 Associate Professor of Latin, College for Women, ISQZ-Q31 Professor of Latin. I8Q37 8 V Q wr- 5. 'L ,if fa , X 9,17 HAROLD NORTH FOYVLER, Pu. D. -1.9 CORNELL Clark Proferrov' of Greek. A. B., Harvard Coll,, 1880, Classical Master in Marston's Univer- sity School, Baltimore, 1880-825 john Hopkins Univ., ISSO-815 American School of Classical Studies in Athens, 1882-835 Univ. of Berlin, 1883-845 Univ. of Bonn., 1884-855 Ph. D., 18855 Instructor in Greek, Latin and Archaeology, Harvard Coll., 1885-885 Instructor in Latin, Phillips Exeter Acad., 1888-905 Professor of Latin, Phillips Exeter Acad., 1890-925 Professor of Greek, Univ. of Texas, 1892-935 Professor of Greek, College for Women, 1893- IIENRX' PLATT CUSIIING, BI. S. 260 SIBLEY ST. Irofesror of Geology. Ph. B., Cornell Univ., 18825 Cornell Univ., 1882-835 School of Mines, Columbia Coll., 1883-845 Cornell Univ., 1884-85, M. S., 18855 Instructor in Geology, Chemistry and Physics, State Normal School, Mankato, Minn., 1885-915 University of Munich, 1891-925 lnstructor in Geology and Chemistry, College for Women, 1892-935 Associate Professor of Geology, 1893-955 Professor of Geology. 1895- IIENRY ELDRIDGE IBOURNE, IX. IS., B. D. 11h-ll COIINELL SIT. ' Profersor of ffirlory. A. B., Yale Coll., 18835 Principal of High School, Thomaston, Conn., 1883-845 B. D., Yale Divinity School, 18875 Hooker Fellow, Yale Divinity School, 1887-885 Teacher of History and Psychology, Free Acad., Norwich, Conn., 1889-925 Professor of History and lnstructor in Philosophy, Co?ge for omen, 1892-93: Professor of History, 1893-- ,Af 5 A M3113 f Lf 1. AJ"84fL"-""-k--.- . ROBllL T 'WALLER DEERING, Pu. D. lABSEXTFOR'1'IlE Y1n.uz.J Peofexsor of Germanic Language: ana' Lilerafure. Centre Coll., 1879-805 Vanderbilt University., 1880-855 A. B., 18845 A. M., 18855 Instructor in German, Vanderbilt Univ., 1885-865 Univ. of Leipsic, 1886-895 Ph. D., I88QQ Adjunct Professor of Germanic Lan- guages and Literature, Vanderbilt Univ., 1889-925 Professor of Ger- manic Languages and Literature, College for Women, 1892- HERBERT AUSTIN AIKENS, PII. D. 4.0 CORNELL ST. Lejfingwe!! Professor of Philosophy. A. B., University of Toronto, 18875 Instructor, Univ. of Southern California, 18885 Yale Univ., 1888-915 Lecturer on History of Philoso- phy, Yale Univ., 1890-915 Ph. D., Yale, 18915 Professor of Logic and Philosophy, Trinity Coll., N. C., 1891-935 Honorary Fellow, Clark Univ., 1892-935 Professor of Philosophy, College for Women, 1893- 9 . 1 4 GMICW-.1 ,KLLEN DUDLEY SEYIEIIANCE, AX. RI., B. D. 1.781 EVCLID IKNZ Ifz.n'rue!or in Historiml Bibliography. A. B., Amherst Coll., 18895 A. M. 1896, Oberlin Theological Sem., ISQO-Q2, B. D., Hartford Theological Sem., 1893, Universities of Halle, Berlin, and at Paris, 1893-97, B. D., Oberlin Theological Sem., 1896, Assistant in History, College for WVOmen, 1897-19005 Instructor in Historical Bibliography, IQOO- ANNA IIELENE PALNIIE, PII. B. 21:13 EUCLID Av. Professor of zlialhemzziies. Ph.B., Cornell Univ., 1890, Fellow in Mathematics, 1890-913 In- structor in Mathematics and German, College for the Training of Teachers, New York City, V891-92, Instructor in Mathematics, College for Women, 1892-93, Associate Professor of Mathematics, 1893-953 Professor of Mathematics, 1895- YVILLLXBI IIENRX' IIULBIE, Pu. D. -is 1sf1AYm1sr.u S-1-. Professor of English. A. B., Vanderbilt Univ., 18903 Assistant in Greek, 1889-90, Univ. of Leipsic, 1891-92, Univ. of Jena, 1892-93, Univ. of Freiburg, 1893-Q4, Ph. D., 1894, Instructor in German, College for Women, 1894-96, Asso- ciate Professor of English, 1896-1900, Professor of English, 1900- 4 I . V fl If it , L' fa- K Q --' -'-- IIIPPOLYTIE GrRLIENEIl, D. -'1-3 KNOX ST. Assoeizzte Professor' of Chemislry. A. B., Yale Coll.. 18915 Ph. D., 1893, Instructor in Chemistry and Physics, Hill School, Pottstown, Pa., 1893-04, University of Munich, 1894-955 Instructor in Chemistry, Adelbert College, 1895-g Associate Professor of Chemistry, College for Women, 1898- T HOBIAS EDXVARD OLIVER. PII. D. 10 ADELI3ER'P HALL Assislanl Professor of Romance Languages. -A. B., Harvard University, 18933 Harvard Medical School, 1893-94, Univ. of Leipsic, 1894-95, Univ. of Heidelberg, 1895-975 The Sorbonne, Ecole des Hautes Etudes,1897-983 Univ. of Heidelberg, ISQ8-QQ, Ph.D., 1899, Instructor in French, Univ. of Mich., I8QQ-IQOOQ Instructor in Romance Languages, College for Women, 1900-02, Assistant Pro- fessor of Romance Languages, 1902- .lf IO ALLYN TNBBOTT CLARENCE DIBIICISQ STEVENS, A. INI. CHARLES EDYVIN CLENIENS 1093 PROSPECT ST. Inrlrurtor in Ike Hirlofjf and Theory of Musif. YOUNG, PH. D. 416 KNOX ST. fnrlfuflor in Eronomirs. Ph. B., Hiram College. 13942 University of Wisconsin, ISQS-QQ, Statistician, U. S. Census Office, 1899-19005 University Fellow in Eco- nomics, Univ. of Wisconsin, 1900-015 Assistant in Economics, IQOI-O21 Ph. D. Univ of Wisconsin, IQOZQ Instructor in Economics, College for Women 1 O2- 1 9 Q M 'hs as H Y 22 CORNELL ST. Inrlruflor in Englirfl. Ph. B., Wabash Coll., 18945 Fowler-Duhme Fellow in English, 1894-955 Instructor in English, I8Q4-Q55 Professor in English, Vin- cennes Univ., 1895-1900: A. M., Wabash Coll., 19005 University Scholar in English, Columbia Univ., IQOO-IQOIQ Instructor in English, Adelbert College, 1901-19025 Instructor in English, College for Women, IQO2- CARL BYRON JAIVIES, B. S. S96 HOUGH AV. R lnrirurlor in Biology. B. S., Baldwin Univ., 18945 John Hopkins Univ., 1894-955 German Wallace Coll., 1895-965 Assistant in Biological Laboratory, Adelbert Coll., 1896-19025 Instructor in Biology, College for Women, IQO2- V to I t. - -bf- OBERT HERNDON FIFE, JR., PH. D. 01 1SIA'S'FIELD ST. Insfrfurlor in German. B. A., Univ. of Virginia, 18955 M. A., 18955 Instructor in English, St. Albans School, Radford, Va., 1895-985 Univ. of Gottingen 1898-99' University of Leipsic, I8QQ-IQOIQ Ph. D., 19015 Instructor in ,German, College for Women, IQOI- II 'RN Li .nz ,L F12I'1'Z IllEICI'IBI1XNN, PII. D. 95 BI4kX'FIEI.I'D ST. Inxtruclar in Physics. C. E. and E. E., Univ. of Texas, I8Q6Q M. S., 1897, Fellow in Physics, Univ. of Texas, 1895-97, Tutor and Instructor, 1897-98, Fellow in Physics, University of Chicago, 1898-1901, Ph. D., IQOIQ Academy Instructor, University of Chicago, 1900-ol, Instructor in Physics, Col- lege for Women, IQOI- IIOYVELL BIERIIIINIAXN II4k'YDN, A. B. 252 SIIILEY ST. Instrudor in Biblizal Liieralure. A. B., Adelbert Coll., 1896, Auburn Theological Sem., ISQ6-QQ, Diploma, 1899, Instructor in Biblical Literature, College for Women, 1899- IXGNES IIUNT, Pu. D. 11,0 NAN'rucru:'r ST. Imlrurror in Hisiory. A. B., Smith Coll., 1897, Ph. D., Yale Univ., 1900, Assistant in History, College for Women, 1900-1901, Instructor in History, College for Women, 1901- NIARY GEORGE CLARK. GUILFORD IIOUSE. Inslruclor in Physical Training. Sargent Normal School of Gymnastics, 1900, Instructor of Physi- cal Training, College for Women, IQOI-- BERTHA LOUISE TORREY. A. B. 4132 EUCLID Av, E. CLEVEI,AND. Regislrar. A. B., College for Women, 1899, Assistant Registrar, College for Women, 1899-1901, Registrar, IQOI- hood NINA IVIAY ROBERTS, A. BI. - , l CIUILFORD IIOUSE Afjlifdilf Ln Englzsh. ALICE DOSILE DRAIQE, Pu. B. I I A v '02 REPUISLIC Axszslant za Englzslz. BESSIE BLILDRED CI'IANDLER, PII. B. S9-L CAXSE AV. Asritlanl in Biologieal Laboralory. HARRIE'1' BARDWVELL CIIAPBIAN, A. B., ISI. D. 810 1209-E BLDG. Leflurer on Hygiene. JESSIE BOGGS, A. NI., ISI. D. 12st EUCLID Av. Medica! Examiner. Addiz'z'o7za! ,IlKff1lL'f1'07l in llzeir own dcfartment: is given by thefollowing members of the Adellzorl College Faeulfy, EDYYYARD WVIIJIJIIKIVIS DIOIKLEY, BI. D., PII. D., LL. D. '1'I'lE EVERLHEIN, G53 INLQLESIDE AKWY I-hzrloul l'rofe.r.ror of Natura! History and Chemistry. A B., Williams Coll., 1860, A. M., 18635 M. D., Cleveland Medical Coll, 18775 Ph. D., Wooster Univ., 18795 LL. D., Western Reserve Univ., 18915 Professor of Chemistry, Western Reserve College and Adelbert College, 1869- FRANIQ PERIQINS WVIYIITBLAN, A. M., D. sc. w An1zr.msiz-1-sw. Perkin.: Profe.t.vor of Physio: ana' Astronomy. A. B., Brown Univ., 18745 A. M., 18775 D. Sc., 19005 Brown Univ., Massachusetts Inst. of Technology, 18795 johns Hopkins Univ., 1879-805 Professor of Physics, Rensselaer Poly- technic Inst.. 1880-855 Professor of Physics, Adelbert College, 1885- CHARLES II1xRRIS, P1-I. D. 15 IKDICLBEIXT IIAKLL Professor of German, A. B.. Indiana Univ., 18795 Ph. D., Univ. of Leipsic, 18835 Instructor in German, Acade- mic Department of Vincennes Univ., 1883-865 Professor of French and German, Southern Illinois State Normal School, 1886-885 Professor of German, Oberlin Coll., 1888-Q35 Professor of German, Adelbert College, 1893- MZATTOON NIONROE CURTIS, PII. D. -13 AmsL1z1:RT Handy Profesror of Philosophy. A. B., Hamilton Coll., ISSOQ B. D., Union Theological Seminary, 18835 A. M., Hamilton Coll., 18835 Pastor at Hastings-on-Hudson and at Cleveland, 1883-885 Univ. of Leipsic, 1888-91, Ph. D., 18905 Professor of Philosophy, Adelbert College, 1891- FRANCES HOBART HERRICK, Pu. D. D. SC. -1:1 CUTLER ST. Profesror of Biology. A. B., Dartmouth Coll., 18815 Ph. D., johns Hopkins Univ., 18885 D. Sc., Western Univ. of Penn., 18975 Instructor in Biology, Adelbert College, 1888-915 Professor of Biology, 1891- SADIUEL BALL PLLXTNER. PH. D. 2-1. conxizm. su-. Profersor of Latin and fn.rt1'z4ez'or in Sanrkril. A. B., Yale Coll., 18835 Ph. D., 18855 Instructor in Latin and French, Adelbert Coll., 1885-9o5 Asst. Professor of Latin, Adelbert Coll., 1890-925 Professor of Latin, Adelbert Coll., 1892- ABRAHAM LINCOLN FULLER, Pu. D. .15 wnnmn Professor of Greek. A. B., Dartmouth Coll., 18855 A. M., 18885 Univ. of Leipsic, 1885-875 Univ. of Erlangen, 1887-885 Ph. D., 18885 Instructor in Latin and French, Adelbert Coll., 1889-905 Professor of Greek, College for Women, 1890-935 Professor of Greek, Adelbert Coll., 1893- OLIN FREENIAN TOWVER, Pn. D. THE EUCLID, 2602 EUCLID Av. .4I.YZi.S'fLZ7Zl Proferror of Clzemixfry. A. B., Wesleyan Univ., 18925 A. M., 18935 Assistant in Chemistry, Wesleyan Univ., 1893-945 Univ. of Leipsic, 1894-955 Ph. D., 18955 Assistant .Chemist in Nutrition Investigations, Department of Agriculture, 1895-985 Assistant in Chemistry, Wesleyan Univ., 1896-985 In- structor in Chemistry, Adelbert Coll., 1898-19015 Assistant Professor, Adelbert Coll., IQOI- EDWVARD STOCKTON LIEYER, PH. D. S-1.-1. LOGAN Av Assistanl Professor of German. B. L., Adelbert Coll., 18935 Univ. of Leipsic, 1891,-945 Univ. of Heidelberg, 1894-965 Ph. D., 18965 Instructor in German, Western Reserve Univ., 1896- 95 Instructor in German, Adelbert College, 1899-19025 Assistant Professor of German, IQO2- l I 3 WALTER TAYLOR MARVIN. Pu. D. Instructor in Philosojvfly. A. B., Columbia, 18933 Univ, of Jena, 1893-945 General Theological York, 1894-953 Columbia, 1895-97, Halle and Bonn, 1897-98g in Philosophy, Columbia, ISQS-QQ: Instructor in Philosophy, Gffier Dfficera. IIENRX' ELDRIDCQE BOURNE, A. B., B. D. Bursar. IIAIRRX' fKLBER'1' IIIXRINGI, A.. B. . Treasurer. EDXVARD CHRISTOPHER XVILLIABIS, B. L. 71 ELBERON S Librarian, Hatch Library. ESTIIER C1lA'SS'FO1lD, B. L. 1 r . Arszslanl zu Lzbrarjf. .XNNA LOUTSE BIIKC INTYRE, TX. B. Librarian, College for Women. ELIZABETH CURRIER IANNIN, IIOUSEBIISTRESS ISADORE I-IEYDENBURK, HOUSEBIISTRESS gfcmbing Committees of flie facuffg. I. Executive Committee: UG ICNUX ST. Seminary, New 18983 Assistant Ph. D., Bonn, Adelbert College, ISQQ- 14114: CORNELL ST. TS CORNEIIL S11 T., CLEX'EL1XND :ID KNOX ST. 186 SIXWVTELL A132 GUILFOIID IIOUSE ILXYDN ILXLI HAROLD NORTH FOWVLER EMMA NIAUD PERIQINS I-IIPPOLYTE GRUENER. Il. Library Committee: HENRX' ELDRIDGE BOURNE HAROLD NORTH FOWVLER ROBERT WVALLER DEERING III. Committee on Gymnasium: EMMA NIAUD PERKINS IV. Committee on Dramatics: HAROIJD NORTH FOWVLER Speciaf Eecfurera 19024903 Cn fl5e Sforence Darkness Sfounbafion: A PROF. GEORGE ADABI SINIITII GLASCUXS Six Lectures on Biblical Questions. 011 16a Eauglkers of flie Qmerican Qebolizfion Sounbafion: PROF. JOIIN BACH DICNIASTER, LL. D. UNIVERSITY' on l'ENNSX'IA'ANLX Three Lectures on American History. SIDNEY LEE 1 Q ENGLAND National Biography. Shakespeare's Philosophy. I Cljluszcaf Eecfurea ALBERT GEHIIING, A. M. c1.1zvm,Ax11 Music as an Expression of Character and Experience. Haydn and Mozart. Mendelssohn. Beethoven. Recital and Review. diommencemenf Qpeafker. BIISS SARAH LOUISE ARNOLD nosrois Dean of Simmons College. 14 FF El Confenfs IIISTOIIX' WVITIILJITT NVORIJS CLASS ORG-ANIZ.X'.l'If3NS I"R.XTERNIT1l'IS 2-iTI'lJl'INTS' ,XSSOC,'IAX'l'ION GI.lfIl'I CI.I,'l'! NIANDOLIN OLUIS 1JlKABLX'l'IC CLU11 SHE STOOPS TO CONQUEIQU PIKICSENT DAX' CLUIB CLXYICL CLUIQS COLLECQE FOLICI X1 NV. C. AX. ,XTIILETIQZ ASSOCI4KTION l3.XSKlCT BALL TE,XBIS AXLUBlNA.E XXSSOCLXTIIJN BX' IJLAHIS " TIIE TEBIPEST " SENIOII IIOP JUNIOR P12051 '.l'1llCE LLXX' EXERCISES LI'1'ER,X1'lX' C,XLEN1JA.R 'NLHXL GfI.l'Il'I CLIIB CONCICRT THE COLLEGE FOR WVOBIEN IN 1888 s. al, 1 313 PIXXJ 1003 IN DNIICN SVK E FOI! THE I 'OLLEG 66 Prexideni, - Vice Pf85Z'tl7t'7Zl, Sefretary, - Treasurer, - Sergecm!-al-A rms, Historiarz, - 1903 QIoBl?ewe 0Bi?ige" Cfass jffower-Waffobif' Cfaas Cofor-15ofb Cfaas Qlfficera - - Elizabeth Bertha Cristy Frances Lucille Thomas Juliette Alice Hahderson A - Lillie Sharlow Lathrop Marcia Gertrude Bruckshaw - Theresa Dorothy Luck 18 hI4XRCI1k GE RTIXUDE B1lUCIiSH Seniors BIAIKY LLXWVSON B.XLLAN'1'X'NE, L. Df: EI.IZABE'l'lI, N. J. EAIBIAX LfXY'l5liNlE BISIIOP. BI. NI. BIEDINA CAROLINE .LXRROWVSBIITI1 BRUCE, BI. BI CLEVELAND CLEVELAND DLXUD ISABEL IXRUCIQSIJQXXV, LSXV, BI. 13 BI. O. CLEVELAND ISIATILDA CLARA BUSCHBIAN, Sc. B. CLEVELAND LUELLA LENORE CILXFFEE, CLEVEIAKBID B. IX. Seniors IZLKXNCIIE CQENEVIEXHE COI4l5. 13. L. CLICVEIAXND ELIZAXBETII ISEIITIIAX CIiIST3.', NI. O. PROVIDENCE, ll. I. SUSIE .ADAJI DE YVITT, BI. BI. CLEVICLLXNIJ ALICE DUNIIIXZNI, BI. J. CLEVELAND DLXTILDA. FISII, D. D. CLEVELAND ETI-IEL EUDORA INIAY G-IFFORD, P. I2 CLEN'ELAKNll JULIETTE ,XLICE HANDERSON, C. B. CLEY'ELikND Qeniots RUTII EW'ELYN IIA'YDN, BI. J. C'L'EVICL,.kNlJ NIARX' ADELINE IIIRD, C. li. l!AI,l1NK'INX'lLI.E. NIASS. ELIZAIBETII IIUBBELL, lull. D. C LE V E LAXN D FLORENCE EDITI-I JONES, BI. C. cL1:v1cl..xND BIARI1K BI1XIlGfA.1iET IiELL'i'. B. ll ffLI5Y'EL4XND SOPIIIA CLARKE KENYON, li. S. ROCIIICSTICR, N. Y. NIAXUID IIAI2RIE'1' IQING, BI. O. B. CIIARIJON r Qeniors LAURAX IIELEN KREJCI, BI NI CLEVELAXN l J EXIILIE LOUISE IQRCCQ, B D CLEVELAND. BER'fIIA BIAX' LEE, D. D ST. J 0 II NSBURY, 'V 'l'. LILLIE BI1XRGARE'1' Sl'I,ARLO'SV LOIIIROP, L D CLEN'EL4kND THERESA DOROTHY LI'CIi. Sc B CLEVEIMXND ' DTDEL NICDONALD. M. O. CI.EY'ELAXND 14 l'!E1X'FRICE MOSS, M. .I Cl .ICXYELAKND Qeniors CIIAIHLOTTE MAY PARICER, D. D SOLON EDITII HARIIIS IHXIINIENTER, NI. J. AND 1 NI CLEV ELAND ETIIEL NLXRLXN PECIL B. S. cLEvEI..xND BESSIE BIAY POST, NI. CLEVELAND BIAS' C'AB1ERON QUINBY, EAST CLEVELAND M. B. B. CLAXRAK RISDON. SCI. B. RAYENNA BER'1'IIA BI fX'Y ROSENFELD. CLEV EL A ND B.B ,Seniors LYDIA BIARCQAIIET SCI'IYV1EffrI,P:ll, P. li. CLICY E LA ND. FLORENCE JElKNNE'1'TlfI '1'fkX'LOR. ll. S, C7LIlN'l'IL4XNll. FRANCES LTJCILLE TIIOBIAS, L. 13. C3LEW'ELAND. GRACIE ETIIEL TOBIPICINS, NI. J. CLEWWTJLAND. GERTRUDE EIAIZABE'1'II VIIJAS, M. NI. CL'EY'ELAND. ALICE BIAY WVALLACE. B. L. CLEVELAND. Explanation of Degrees: M. B.-Master of Balls. M. C.-Master of Cutting. M. j.-Master of rlollying. all-.ima . .- aster o ces. -. BB-Baohelofr lCgf'MidIligi1f Oil . .- ac me or o rimness. Ph. D.-Doctor of Philosophy, B A.-Bachelor of Arts. B B.-Bachelor of Bluffing. B D.-Doctor of Biology. B L.-Bachelor of Letters. B. S.-Bachelor oi Squelching. C. B -Bachelor of Crashes. D. D.-Doctor of Digging. L D.-Doctor of Loquacity. ' Sc. B.-Bachelor of Self-Coniplacency, genior Eistorg. w., HE last examination had been taken. All the festivities KL ,- had come to a close. Commencement was over. lVliriam W, :Q , had just finished packing her trunk,and stood looking over 01 l gm 7 f D 5 P the deserted campus. Below, she could hear the express- fs--.af ,. man thumping trunks down the steps, and above, she J. f r' 7 C: t could hear a merry freshman singing: VVhere, oh where, is the stately Senior? VVhere, oh where. is the stately Senior? XVhere, oh where, is the stately Senior? Safe in the world at last. Then her thoughts reverted to her freshman year, when seniordom had seemed an indefinite distance away, and when the " world " had troubled her very little. In the excitement of the last weeks she had hardly had time to think of the end of it all. But now the events of the four years passed like a procession before her mind. She saw herself a freshman, an object to be snubbed-and entertained, studying Livy and Trig in the old tiled classroom, or clubbing a proverbial apple from the orchard. She saw herself a sophomore, cutting chapel, squelching freshmen, and pegging away over Mechanics and Logic. But she remembered, too, the fudge parties, tree day, and the weird phantom party which ended the term. She saw herself a junior, and recalled the tiresome journey to and from laboratories. But she thought, too, of the basketball victories, the Annual, the junior Prom, the engagement spreads, and then, her senior year. A large tear rolled down Miriamls cheek. Was she glad to be " safe in the world at last, " she asked herself. Two juniors passed her room and she could hear them laughing and discussing their next semesters' work. Miriam brushed away the tear. " What do they care g what does arzyon: care," she cried. " The gay will laugh when you are gone, The women's college girls plod on, And each one, as before, pursue Her favorite study." 25 1904 Hoa? ,iv 6iAflci QU Cfaas Sfower- Ggiofef Cfaas Cofors-qyurpfe anb 'Y135ife Prerzkfeni, Vzire Prc.via'e11l, Scfrefary, Treasurer .Hz'.vZarz'an Cfass Qfficers - V . - Anna Groh Seesholtz - Lillian Elizabeth Qakley Fanny Alice Dunsford - Alma Gertrude Gleason Wilamina Morrow 26 Cfass Qoff Florence Ellinwood Allen Carlyne Margaret Buschman Katherine Evelyn Collord Edith Conde Grayce Mildred Daniels Jessie Edna Daniels Agnes Mary Doster Fanny Alice Dunsford Lois Violet Ellet Madge Ina Ferry Bessie Gillmer Alma Gertrude Gleason Jennie Adele Gleeson Susan Elizabeth Gray Alice Constance Hagan Clover Althea Hartz Frances Antoinette Hinde Mary Estelle Hopkinson Clara Ethelinde Jacobi Jessie Thatcher Johnson Ethel Irene Jones Maude Barber Kendall Esther Isabell Knight Margaret Knowlton Ella Konigslow Rhoda Landsberg Louise Reber Layman Florence Agnes Lessick Emma Bean McKim Sarah Emily McMurray Mabelle Amele Monson Wilamina Morrow Florence Elizabeth Myers Addie Ellen Oakley Lillian Elizabeth Oakley Frances Isabel Odlin ' Phoebe Katherine Parks Mary Jeannette Proudfoot Zillah Genevieve Quayle Florence Alice Reeve Catherine Dingwall Ross Etta Anthony Sampliner Clara Beth Schneider Anna Groh Seesholtz Beulah Blanche Smith Ruhamah Georgette Smith Bertha Veronica Stevens Lilian Bell Stilwell 27 Fannie Langhorne Stoney Jennie Camille Suits Mary Eugenia Suliot Mary Helen Thayer Mary Emily Van Epps Josephine Depear Walsh Ethel Georgia Ward Ethel Ogarita Weimer Katie Weis Cecily Whelan Eleanor Worthington Eiaforg LPIANIED back in my chair with a sigh of relief. " Do you realize," I asked, " that we have but one more month of lovesickness and then-" Ioan interrupted me quickly. "I cannot consider myself a senior until the twenty-second of September, so you see I feel it my duty as a junior to be love-sick all summer. "I suppose it is foolish to have such a conscience, but I can't help it. gl lv dt S I have tried to live up to college traditions all my life. You know how verd- ant I was as a freshman. Then when I was a sophomore I tried to be as bold and bad as possible. So when I became ajunior I felt that if I were to be consistent I must fall in love. It was a hard and,I thought, a thankless task." "Who is he ?l' I asked timidly. " Don't ask me," said loan, "for I don't know. The fact is we have never met. "In my gayer moods I call him Algernon. In my sadder moods he is simply Peter. There is so much strength in a name like Peter. "I had not been a junior more than a week when I decided to fall in love. So I began to look around for something to hang my wealth of affection on. At last I found it. Oh, he was handsome! Such an intellectual browg such soulful eyes I never saw. I met him every noon on my way home from college. I laid awake nights thinking of him-that is, at least,I meant to, but something always interfered. Anyway, I always thought of him at noon. But my love was blasted. "I overheard him talking one day. Shall I ever forget what he said ? I-Ie said: 'That ain't nothin', I have saw it did before.' "I decided never to love again. But in a week my conscience began hurting. I confided my grief to my brother. I-Ie entered into the spirit of it and gave me a picture cut from a magazine. I had said that I should never love a handsome man again, and, when I saw the picture, I knew that my brother had done all in his power to help me. I nailed it above my desk and spent two weeks steeling myself to look at it without shuddering. "At times it is awful to be in love, and I suppose I shall just be getting accustomed to it when I shall become a senior, and then my woes will all begin over again, for I am not sure but that it must be worse to be dignified than to be in love." 28 1905 Cfaas ffower-Qyink Carnation Presz'a'e11l, Vice Pre5z'1z'em' Secrefary, Yfeasurer, Hz'sf01'z'an, Cfasa Cofors-fpink anb Breen ' ' Cfasa Qfficera - - - Helen Maria Wright - jean Bailey MCFQ11 - Helen Gilchrist - Florence Rose Lembeck - Vesta Maude Jackson 29 Cfaaa Qloff Ida Florence Budde Stella May Champ Mabel Elizabeth Chapman Anita Marie Cleveland Alice Duty Edith Leona Eastman Frieda Fliedner Etta Freedlander Malvina Friedman Hortense Furth Grace Amanda King Margaret Kittrell Carrie Louise Krauss Lillie Belle Krider Florence Rose Lembeck Irma Linn Maud Eugenia Lyman lean Bailey McFall Pauline Angelette Miser Margaret Isabel Morton Mabel Adele Morris Emma May Mumaw Grace Louise Pennington lean Quay Elizabeth Ellinwood Roberts Rita Remington Sabin Louise Christina Schuele Helen Dennison Shepherd Olga Elizabeth Solberg 30 Helen Gilchrist Gertrude Marie Gillin Helen Sterrett Henning Hilda Maude Hetzel Edith Mabel Hill Vesta Maude jackson Emanuela Anna janousek Edna Mary jones Lena Rivers Kiefer Helen Florence Stevens Harriet Anna Thomas Gwendolyn Lloyd Thomas Faye Emma Tracy Ruth Van Nostran Elizabeth White Lois Brockway Williams Mary Wittler Helen Maria Wright Jennie Young Clie gong of flie 5opBomore. ING out,glz1d bells, to the glad tune Of summer time, commencement dayg The year is dying in the May, Ring out, he cannot die too soon. Ring out the grief of soph'moredom For Proms and Hops we might not share Engagement spreads, and We not there, Ring in the joy that is to come. Ring out the Livy, Trig., and Gym., They're me1n'ries, but they haunt us long. Ring out, ring out, my mournful song, But ring our Junior minstrel in. Ring out the worry Tree Day brought The weeks we had to rise at three. Ring in the rest that is to be. Ring in the rest We long have sought. Ring in the Junioris rneed of praise, Elective courses, shorter hours, Ring out the Woes that now are ours, Ring in our upper-classmen Clays. 31 1906 'bo mlla alla MM' Cfass Sfower-Carnation Cfass Cofors-15033 Green anb Qeb Cfaas Cfficers Presidenl , - - - - - Vine P7'K5Z'lI'6IZf, - Rzcora'z'r1g Secretary, Corresjzonding Serrefary, - Yfeaxurer, - - - Sergean!-al Army Hz'x!orz'a1z, 32 Anna Wallace Maude Eberhart Martha Cook Mildred Honeeker Eustelle Hagan Mary jones Ruth McKean Cfaas Cfloff Cora Estella Albright Mabel Estelle Anderson Lola Armstrong Eva Clare Bauman Stella Grace Beitman Josephine Elizabeth Brock Bertha Katherine Budde Helen Gertrude Campbell Georgia Lucile Campbell Lettie May Clague Mabel H. Cowgill Lila Emily Coit Helen julia Converse Martha Cook Lida Margaret Cramer Cornelia Cranz Marguerite Eckstein Case Day Mary Frances Day lrene Delahunt Mildred De Laney Helen Mar Detchon Viola Frances Doering Elizabeth Lee Dunning Maude Caroline Eberhart Ruth Elliott Aimee Carolyn Friend Helen Barber Gaines Charlotte Christine Geuder Florence Elsie Goodhart Helen Louise Guise Gussie Kelley Hamilton Winifred Hanlon Laura Maria Hassler Elsie Sophia Hauser Mary Eustelle Hagan Florence Adelaide Hobson Mildred Ione Honecker Sarah Mildred Honeywell Mamie Hoover Clara Mary Horn Ethel May Hurst Mary Sorter Irvine . Henrietta Eunice Jones 33 Margaret Dorothy jones Vera Pearl jones Elizabeth Coit Kelton Ruth Richmond Kennan Ruth Lehmiller Gertrude Hortense Leon Lillian Rhea Linn Nellie May Luehrs Ruth Lovern Mann Elma Anne Marble Ruth Bixby McKean Eleanore Emma Michel Margretta Catherine Molony Anna Louise Morgan Alma Mueller Nellie Bell Newton Harriet lane Noland Christine Ortli Ruby Mary Usborne Mary Ann Peabody Rumah Adaline Peets Hazel Augusta Rand Nellie Craig Saunders Frances Gertrude Sellers Helene Selminski Mary Senter Adaline Sherman Ethel Shrier Harriet Smith Helen Smith Else May Spengler Florence Anne Stevens Edith Belle Taylor Mary Arabella Thatcher Elva Held Thomas Marion Louise Van Vliet Anna Eliza Wallace Nellie Fay Wallace Hazel Loucinda White Ethel Cora Whitworth Florence Woodward Gertrude Summer Wright Lucy Harriet Young Eisforp of '06. ' HERE is nothing small about '06, We have the largest and the tallest class in college. In fact we were so imposing that the sophomores, remembering their own frailty, decided that bullying the freshmen was wicked, and-gave us a spread! sf' That was pleasant, but when the day of our own spread came gum, -mix, around, after thefear and trembling with which we hid the food, consternation. ' 1 it was just a little disappointing to be allowed to break our olive bottles in peace, and eat our fudge and eclairs without Still, though we were at peace with the world in general, and the sophomores in particular, we managed to lead a strenuous life among our- selves, what with Latin, terrible Trig., Bible, where we were confronted with such problems as, t'VVould you rather be a good woman full of desires or an oyster chuck full of gravel ?" worst of all daily themes with conferences, pleasures to be dreaded. All these, however, wound up with the mid-year exams., where neither E's nor ease was easily obtained. Even more exciting than examinations were our class-meetings. We fought over our officers with the avidity of upper-classmen, and moved that no one should speak except on her feet. Some unkind people disturbed our peace of mind by calling us "fresh" when we raced overthe campus, whistled, or gnawed "the unsightly apple" in the halls. They said, "The President does notlike to see girls run over the campus" and really worried us, until Dr. Fowler was reported as saying, "Whistling girls and jumping sheep are what the men most like to keep." Probably he said it to illustrate his Greek, but it was soothing to the freshman. We were not very green, but we did some slightly green things. Why, we nearly entertained the sophomores before the juniors l The klififlqjl execu- tive committee saved us by sweetly decreeing that, as the freshmen were so overworked, it seemed advisable that they should not entertain anyone. Did it never occur to them to lighten our studies, that the poor, infamous freshmen might gain fame by successful entertainments ? However, we were feted in all manners of ways, receptions, parties,germans,plays, and we mean to pay back our debts with interest next year. But we can play basket-ball. No one has stopped that yet. We may not win, but we don't doubt the referee's or linesman's word, or throw the ball in our opponent's face. Hurrah for the juniors I Won't We always turn out and howl for them as they did for us l Oh, well, as Dr, Fife says, "College is a great big pie." Next year, let us hope, we will put in our thumb and pull out the plum of sophomorism. 34 HW?f1 1Hm1ffVm1L U W K W X W NYWQ A W Mfr aw M , fiif w M ' A X X 5 ' Wifffff f ,WW , U1 WWW if QNX 1 Ilia' I, X 525311 J ' Y f - Wi," rilf? QM Magi Wwgi f f f W M W W WU , Wig? y W MMD M , W W i if T' , w ill Jw ,g f , 1 N im mgl ' 4ff2ff12?? 2 L in-new . .vm , Q W WHU I IEW ! n fmfl nu u f' n 'm' fm ? 'wjf 5 X ' h A , ' H f X X .JL fl Qeffa Qplji Qilpsifon '03 Ethel Mac Donald Florence Jeannette Taylor ' Bessie May Post '04 Mary Emily Van Epps Ethel Georgia Ward Ethel Ogarita Weimer '05 Vesta Maude jackson Helen Dennison Shepherd Grace Louise Pennington Ruth Van Nostran 36 , .2 xr . , X fS7 xy ' .- Prof. H. N. Fowler Eonorarg Prof. A. L. Fuller Prof. S. B. Platner '96 Florence Gertrude Bell Mary Mattison Howe May Cole Gruener Meta Wilhelmina Peters Mary Crowe Macartney Ethel Smith jones Alice Maud McKinley Ruth Peat Smith '97 Nina May Roberts Florence Waterman May Arter Smith Gertrude Wood Wright '98 Anna Louise Mac Intyre '99 Sarah Amanda Babbitt Gertrude Almira Sanderson Edith Annette Hughes Minnie Mabel Tanner Cora King Graves Bertha Louisa Torrey 'OO Bertha Mtiller Dillow Cora Frances Dissette Helen Foote Roberts 'O1 Mabel Hope Dunsford Laura Josephine King Blanche Joanna Dissette Mary Butler Thwing 'C2 Gertrude Pearl Badger Zara Belle Rhoades Lucia Harriet Sanderson Edith May Tanner 37 q9Bi 'Kappa 'feta Mary Lawson Ballantyne Susie Adah De Witt Alice Dunham Maude Barber Kendall Emma Bean McKirn Wilamina Morrow Frances Isabel Odlin Helen Henning Ruth Evelyn Haydn Elizabeth Hubbell May Cameron Quinby Phoebe Katharine Parks Zillah Genevieve Quayle Mary Helen Thayer Eleanor Worthington Helen Maria Wright 1 J w N 1 N W 1 N w ,N IE- if X X 'A V Z' - ,F - x MM f 45222522 4fff3f3. fyfgfff' Q 'I Mb 12 is ,QW QZ1 : QI !'f:f1':' ':'f':j X- ' ff Mfjfll. 4, ,:' 1 LW' :1f5fIf3f1gIK:-:3112?f?Q X 7 .q,. '..,, , X '- O 1. -KVM, W L 1 M4595 ' 1 L ! , P4 Sarah Alvira Adams Katharine Croxton if2Frances Maude Gliddon Flora Grace Kaufholz Sarah Bedell Macdonald Emma Parks Stocker Annie Spencer Cutter Helen Ashley Hunt Sarah Louise Lewis Louise Hall Baker Isabel Hannah Dunham Helen Pond Bowen Mabel Spencer Croxton Winifred Stowe Galpin Elsie May Holliday Mabel Holland Anna Willard Hosford Deceased '96 Bertha May Hulett Clara Myers Bartholomew Alice Arter Taft '97 Mary Augusta Smith Martha Augusta Withycombe '98 Maude Orton Truesdale '99 ' Caroline McQuiston Ida May Pickard Millicent Augusta Swain 'OO Edith Butler Gwin Grace Lottie Oviatt Edith Ladd Smith 'Ol Helen Electa Thomas Marguerite Livingston Thomas Winifred Alice Riggs Ruth Hubbell Williams '02 Thalia Maude Reese Ida Young 39 Qigma Qpsi Maude Harriet King Florence Ellinwood Allen Fannie Alice Dunsford Bert Alice Duty Lillian Belle Krider '03 Ethel Marian Peck '04 Clover Althea Hartz Ella Konigslow ha Veronica Stevens 'O5 Irma Linn Helen Florence Stevens 40 monetary Anna Helene Palmie Clara Burt Metcalf Anna Rachel Camp Mary Barnard Case Elsie Clement Davies Edith Graves Lottridge Mary Grace Lottridge Cornelia Umsted Ranney Elizabeth Coit NVilliams '98 Charlotte Marion Bush Grace Medbury Hull Marion Warner Wildman '99 Caroline Church Hardy Helen Louise Peck Sarah Lucille Trowbridge 'OO Esther Tuckerman Allen Jessie Eunice Graham Mary Louise Eshenour Alice Doyle Drake Florence Lower Hobson Helen Anderson Allen Elsa Lueke Martha Marie Lueke .i M I Cornelia Platt Lane Stella Stanley McKee Norma Jeanette Smith Susan Ray McKean Katherine Marie O'Brien Harriet Peck Scott Mabel Walker Grace Irene Smith cl3amma Qeffa Qian '03 Caroline Arrowsmith Bruce Alice May Wallace Blanche Genevieve Cole Bessie Louise Dorland Wistar ,O4 Mary Estelle Hopkinson Clara Ethelinde Jacobi 'O5 Anita Marie Cleveland Pauline Angelette Miser Jean Bailey McFall Margaret Isabel Morton 42 LL: Lada' ' ,- L12 Zfjonorarg Prof. A. H. Thorndike May Storer '98 Grace S. Zorbaugh '99 Antoinette Carroll Antoinette Ranney Eddy Lydia Bultman Holton 'OO Nellie Belle Rogers 'Ol Florence May Knowles Maud Stiles '02 Eva Minerva Hauxhurst '03 Cora Talcott Huling '04 Mrs. A. H. Thorndike Isabel Bentley Ambler Lucy Gale Swift. Miriam Thomas Alice Tozer Winifred Alice Storer Helen May Pelton Grace Taft Yarion Pearl Kathryn Shirey Clara Margaret Huddleston 1' Deceased 43 cf s ml 4 efx L- SC T? jf CX.. MENU 1 33 EULUU'M Drgcmigeb 1897 P zz' - Maud Isabel B k h P 11' - Bessie May Post S QV Florence Agnes Le k i A , V 4 W y 1 4' , ,, 1 I l , 1 . , I 'l l l ' "l ' - a 4 I ' l " i ' 'I ' ' l l l I ' i 4 fi l w l.I' ., J- , ' -. 'i A. . f. . -. f -.. '. l., , ,X Y , ,unntzmlmmQiQe1,QEM1rm,m,-alma an ,r - - 1, . ,- "' ,l-- -:'lE?-.3I. i, i.-g- , , '-, l Q L jeg - noi f ri f" F' llf" 'f H " 0' ' f lint ' ll 4 4 4 it rl rl , rl la l ill lil, il Dtnmrsotlczzzzrnclcczxcfcntzvt t:a0L5:zc1c.iz:::tt:Lr:4r:1Lc1 Y -' 'C ill' 0 alll l l 04 0 ',.a W QL Leader, Bz45z'ne5s Clie time 61516, 190251903 Manager, Sacrrlary and Treasurer, Afcompafzist, - Assirlanl, - Dirfffor, Siirsf gopranos Edith Harris Parmenter, '03 Laura Helen Krejci, O3 Florence Agnes Lessick, '04 Mary Helen Thayer, '04 Frances Antoinette Hinde, '04 Georgia Lucile Campbell, '06 Siirsf Qffos Theresa Dorothy Luck, '03 Grace Amanda King, '05 Helen Maria Wright, '05 Harriet Smith, '06 Edith Harris Parnlenter, '03 - Alma Gertrude Gleason, '04 Catherine Dingwall Ross, '04 - Zillah Genevieve Quayle, '04 Margaret Knowlton, '04 Charles E. Clemens ,Seconb ,Sopranos Emma Laverne Bishop, O3 Ethel Marian Peck, '03 Alice May Wallace, '03 Jessie Edna Daniels, '04 Carlyne Margaret Buschman,'o4 Seconb G?fos Catherine Dingwall Ross, '04 Edith Conde, '04 Sarah Mildred Honeywell, '06 nnuaf Concert .xnxx 1 1 , fig, 1 1 Y f 'f ,," M? 5 9 f W ' if 1 Ji 4 Q f 47, , a its of 5 " -, , ee u OF THE . 9 , GZOBQCQQ f0t' 'women - C Qi? ' C1942 1565, 1902 Organ Solo. - - - Selecied Mr, Clemens A May Song, - - Hewey Glee Club Medle , - - Arranged by . G. Lz'dzz'z'f0a! Y . Mandolin Club fill Suspense, - - - Words fram fha Folio Qbj The Graduates Lament, Words by Edwzbza Blark, ,O2 Glee Club fab Marcia Fantasia, ---- Bargzkl fbj The Musical Snuff Box, - Liafiow Miss Quayle The Nightingale, ---- Thomas Iflfeelkes Glee Club Daughter of Love, M d 11- C1 b - Arranged by A. Luzlgz' BH O l1'1 11 La Foletta - - Marchesz' ' Glee Club Organ Solo, - - - Seleclea' Mr. Clemens , Q Innominata, ---- Words by Mz'ss Blank Miss Robeson and Glee Club Song, "All for You," - - - D'Hdfdff0! Miss Thalia Maud Reese Alma Mater, - - Words by Helen E. Thomas, 'OI Glee Club 47 A-4 -. 9-1-1 - ANUULIN if X .J QQ 0 QYtanbo?m 629148 Business Manager, - - Caroline Bruce Assistant Businfss Managfr, - Grace Tompkins Lz'brarz'a1z, - - - Eugenia Suliot Direclor, ---- Mr. D. Lidelicoat Qrjlanbofins Caroline Bruce '03 Bessie Gillmer '04 Ethel Mac Donald '03 Margretta Maloney '06 May Quinby '03 Helene Selminski '06 Grace Tompkins '03 Cguifars Lydia Schwegler '03 Addie Oakley '04 Jessie johnson '04 Qidins Lillian Oakley '04 Eugenia Suliot '04 Adaline Sherman '06 Qcmjos Ethel Peck '03 Esther Knight '04 Helene Selrninski '06 49 U-u 1- W gg. as J fx 1 9?-BMATIUG Pres-zfienf Ruth Evelyn Haydn O3 Vue Prerzdm! - - Edith Harris Parmenter 03 Serrflary Mary Emily Van le pps O4 Mzsfress of Reber, - Frances Isabel Odlin O4 Monetary Q'Ilem5em Anna Helene Palmie '03 , Caroline Arrowsmith Bruce Ruth Evelyn Haydn Maria Margaret Kelly Ethel MacDonald Edith Harris Parmenter Bessie May Post Florence Jeannette Taylor Gertrude Elizabeth Yilas '04 Florence Ellinwood Allen Clover Althea Hartz Margaret Knowlton Emma Bean McKim Florence Elizabeth Myers Fraieesi Isabel Odlin Catherine Dingwall Ross Clara Beth Schneider Mary Emily Van Epps 'O5 Anita Marie Cleveland Helen Gilchrist Ruth Van Nostran Helen Maria Wright '06 Helen Gertrude Campbell 51 "5Be gfoopa' fo Conquer" Cofoniai' 12ZfuB, CEecemBer 19, 1902 Sir Charles Marlow Young Marlow Squire Hardcastle George Hastings Tony Lumpkin Diggofy A Slang 3 Roger Dick Stingo, Landlord ofthe Mat Muggins Tom Twist Aminadab Mrs. I-Iardcastle Kate I-iardcastle Constance Neville Clhracfers 2 "Three Pigeons" S 52 Caroline Bruce Ruth Haydn Katherine Ross Emma lVlcKim Anita Cleveland Maria Kelly Helen Campbell Helen Gilchrist Margaret Knowlton Florence Myers Caroline Bruce Ethel MacDonald Mary Van Epps Helen VVright Q -'S r. . 4, CX -f V 42 iw D ,Q WS' 4 62,2635 KVM Q5 383 6'5'Qi X49 c.,.5'r:e g.f27 Jvewsk X .4g,c3f5465,v:Q,. 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DIIDYUIB Lyfmwf gym mmf JELWWWMM iff 4, ZQWZZA 02 ?ZM,,.7QW4, wg, yamjww Ex Sym? 611056, WML .7 fwfr? f v f f X - ' ,f ,f ,V f f ff , ff 14 ' t sa f if IJ f W' " i f it eiff " ff gy ,af 5 f f' ,f' A ,f f I E 'X 'X 2. ' x 'V ,- ' " NE QQ E. Bertha Cristy Maria M. Kelley Sophia C. Kenyon Maude H. King Bertha M. Lee Carlyne M. Buschrnan Lois V. Ellett Madge I. Ferry Alma G. Gleason Alice C. Hagan Alice Duty Helen Gilchrist Charlotte M. Parker Edith H. Parmenter Bessie M. Post Grace E. Tompkins A. May Wallace Louise R. Layman Clara B. Schneider Anna G. Seesholtz Mary E. Van Epps Ethel O. Weimer Edith M. Hill Maud E. Lyman Mabel A. Morris , I 1 A . L 1 X 1 ,i Q! l 4 ,X . . is , , -.-x-,ing ONOYOUP Prof. E. M. Perkins 'Ol Hattie C. Carpenter Eleanor E. Magruder Mabel Corll Thorne Ethel M. Parmenter Elizabeth A. McGorey , Mary B. Thwing Alexandra McKechnie Belle Waltz Myrtle M. Wiser '02 Berth E. Bech Lura C. Kurtz Charlotte E. Black May J. Meacham Arabella S. Canfield Katherine M. O'Brien Bessie M. Chandler Orpha M. Peters Evelyn M. Collins Bessie M. Templeton Ida Young '04 Carrie H. Kingsbury 57 K Q -M, F 5 f 1 I 2 .n ,, 2 I -1 5 5 THE COLLEGE FOLIO. "'Tis not what man does whiqh exalts him, but what man would do"-Hrowfzing. Volume XI. 1 MARCH, 1903. Number 6 ALICE DUNHAM, '03, Edzmr in-Chief. RUTH EVELYN HAX'DN, '03, ,-1A--Lvmnz-Edizay FLORENCE ELLINWOOD ALLEN, '04, LILLIAN ELIZABETH OAKLEY, 'o4. SOPHIA CLARK KENYON, '03, la'usz'ne.rs MG71dSVE7'. MABELLE AMELE MONSON, '04, A.f5f.VffIIIf So f filtf , 6' f X are W 1 X M f f X ' '-,, - , I, , ' fm aff " ' f ll "i J ' I 'l r I fl will ,r J. w ill , Ji Hr ,," 1, iq JH' fl f K MWJ, 'J H V 'lilly li fl ,IWW .W llllrml llltll lfulllll int" llfllflfl l il 'Qoung 'IIDomen's Cliriafian association Pre.rz'rimf, - - - - Maud I. Bruclcshaw Vice Prrrzkffnf, - - Sfrrefrzry ann' Treasurer, ,-Seniors '03 Mary Ballantyne Marcia Bruckshaw Maud Bruckshaw Florence Davies Susie lDeWitt Alice Dunham Mathilda Fish Juliette Handerson Ruth Haydn Elizabeth Hubbell Florence Jones Laura Krejci Emilie Krug Bertha Lee Therese Luck Charlotte Parker May Quimby Lydia Schwegler Frances Thomas Gertrude Vilas gzopfiomores '05 Helen Henning Vesta Jackson Maude Lyman Emma Mumaw Jean Bailey McFall Grace Pennington Gwendolyn Thomas Ruth Van Nostran Jennie Young Helen Wright 60 Ruth E. Haydn - Juliette A. Handerson juniors '04 Edith Conde Jessie Daniels Lois Ellelt Madge Ferry Bessie Gillmer Maude Kendall Florence Lessick Emma McKim Wilamina Morrow Florence Mvers Frances Odlin Katherine Parks Florence Reeve Clara Schneider Anna Seesholtz Ruhaniah Smith Fanny Stoney Mary Thayer Eleanor Worthington Sreaijmen '06 Bertha Budde Mary Irvine Helen Campbell Sarah McMurray Maude Eberhart Laura Hassler Eleanore Michel Mary Peabody Edith Taylor B Clk QlfBl'efic Qlmsociation Prf5z'n'en!, ----- Vice Pffjlilllfllf, - Secrffary, - 7'rea.vur1'r. - - - Cxecufive Committee Miss Perkins Miss Clark Ethel MacDonald, '03 Emma Bean McKim, '04 jean Bailey lVlcFall, '05 Q5aaRet Matt' Senior Qjeam Luella Chaffee Ccaptainj forward Bertha Cristy, forward Leah Bailey, guard Olive Spengler, guard Maria Kelly, certre Laura Krejci, centre Marcia Bruckshaw, centre Suniot djeam Mary Thayer fcaptainj forward Florence Myers, forward Fanny Dunsford, guard Lois Ellett, guard Rhoda Landsberg, centre Ethel jones, centre Esther Knight, centre gopljomore team Olga Solberg tcaptainj centre Irma Linn, centre Etta Friedlander, centre Edith Hill, forward Emma Mumaw, forward Mabel Chapman, guard Maud Hetzel, guard SYCEBYYIOJI Qjeam Mabel Anderson fcaptainj guard Josephine Brock, guard Gertrude Wright, forward Christine Ortli, forward Irene Delahunt, centre Eleanore Michel, centre Edith Taylor, centre M. M. Kelley, '03 - Helen Maria VVright, '05 Mabel Elizabeth Chapman,'O5 - Grace Louise Pennington,-'05 nf iff gil N , li 42 ,57 B 1 Q' ' lv , Ni uullfff l X'-f NM L I ,Q t A X X , il l ll , Q L ll X it W 'eg l l K f i 4 lass W N , X x Z f l f lf fr i f KZ 9: M , , r 11rfQ'fg' 7 Qv' 'A 61 ,., 1 Yumnae srsociafion Prfsz'a'ant, - - - Esther Allen, 'oo Alice Drake, ,OI Marguerite Thomas, 'OI Vine Prssident, - Rcrording Secrefary, - - Corrcsporxaing Sfcreiary, - Treasurer, ----- Louise Baker, 'OO finance Commiffee Grace Lottridge, '97 Helen M. Smit 64 h, Mary Hoover Collacott, ,Q4 ,Q DR, .1- Of 'Sgr Caufine. A Pantomime, presented by the Phi Kappa Zeta F - raternity to the College Saturday, November 22, IQO2. The King, The Queen, Lady Christabelle, Sir Cauline, The Eldridge Knight, His Lady, The Giant, The Dwarf, CAST. Knights, Wards, Etc. 65 Ruth'Haydn Frances Odlin Zillah Quayle Emma McKim Elizabeth Hubbell Mary Ballantyne Alice Dunham Helen Wright "'U7l5en Greek Meets d3reeR." 1 Presented by the junior Class to the Freshmen, Mrs. Schofield, Saturday, December 6, IQO2. CAST. Louise Winningham ther sisterj, Frances Odlin Louise Layman Florence Myers Mrs. Schofield, Emma McKim Tom Ackland, "Elle Qbfigsician in Qpite of 15imseff." By Moliere. Presented by the Sigma Psi Fraternity. january 19, 1903. CHARACTERS. Sganarelle Ca wood cutterj, Martine fSganarelle's wifej, M Geronte a entleman - C g J, Lucinde CGeronte's daughterj, Leandre lLucinde's loverb, Jaqueline lLucinde's Nursej, Veldere, Servants of Lucas, Geronte Manager, Florence Allen Helen Stevens Irma Linn Lillie Krider Fannie Dunsford Ella Konigslow Maude King Alice Duty Ethel Peck "Cue, Iwo, Qgueiife Ctjlg ,56oe." Presented by the Delta Phi Upsilon Fraternity to the Freshmen, Lennox Perry, Genevieve Hillis, Mrs. Hillis, Tom Hillis, Agnes Merrill, Saturday, February 14, 1903. CAST OF CHARACTERS. Lucia Sanderson Florence Taylor Bessie Post Mary Van Epps Ethel McDonald Eva Youngs, Vesta jackson Guests ""D-7l5ic5 is 'II75ie6 ? " Presented by the Phi Kappa Zeta Fraternity to the Freshmen, February 21, IQO3. CAST. Robert Capper tyoung artist in debtj, Mr. Gargle this unclej, Paddles toil and color many Helen Marvin fan heiressl. Kate Bingham ther penniless friendl, Mrs. Mills fCapper's servantj, 66 Ruth Haydn Katherine Parks Helen Wright Mary Thayer Elizabeth Hubbell Mary Ballantyne GIVEN BY Gbe Cfass of 1902 gunz lo, 1902 SCENE-An lsland. DRAMATIS PERSONIE Alonso, King of Naples C. Elizabeth Clallin Sebastian, his brother Bessie M. Templeton Prospero, the right Duke of Milan Lucia H. Sanderson Antonio, the usurping Duke of Milan Jeanette E. Sague Ferdinand, Alonso's son Mabel F. Clark Gonzalo C. Belle Smith Caliban Eva M. Hauxhurst Trinculo Sarah S. Harbine Stephano Helen A. Allen Miranda, Prospero's daughter Mabel Wallcer Ariel, a spirit May Meacham Iris G. Pearl Badger Ceres Rebecca S. Markowitz Juno Susan R. McKean FAIRIES Arabella S. Canfield Katherine M. O'Brien M. Margaret Hay Isabelle D. Roberts Mabel A. Holland Olive L. Spengler 67 252 gf if X511- 700-Z0 f ,fxg- , - ,Q -sn in 5-ii ' :fQ-:iii ' X ,fjgff ii 4. .5 I -, , - . 1 'L -' 1 4 W - Z,. A, ,QE , Nez V -.3-1' T" . ' 'TFTQ - .. r sf a M 0 . i -,-i .-A '-N, , ff ' -if ','- -P A, x l . K I " f ' ' NJ f 'Hi 5 , Zi.. 1 4 , . gemor 21504: Committee 42:03 QF- Z X JM WH Elizabeth Hubbell, Chairman Caroline Bruce Matilda Buschman Marcia Bruckshaw Edith Parmenter Cliaperones Miss Annin Mrs. H. E. Bourne Miss Heyclenburk Miss Palmie Miss Perkins 68 '91 Z' W ,ffiff X l . , ,Ex 0 Bunior qjrom Commiffee Emma B. lVlcKim, Chairman Madge I. Ferry Frances I. Odlin M. Estelle Hopkinson Ethel O. Weimer 69 MA ll lx 1 'I t . W war-v F im Prologue: Fama Prince of Hades Mephistopheles Flunk Spread Folio! Annual Miss Coquette Library Tardiness College Spirit Dr. Fowler Dr. Hunt Miss Clark Dignity Love Innocence 5opBomore :inferno 'iljabes QM to Eaten i SCENE-H3d6S, May 21, A. D. IQOZ. CAST Catherine Ross Florence Lessiclc Florence Allen Florence Myers Estelle Hopkinson Wilamina Morrow Mabel Monson Fanny Dunsforcl Grace Smith Eleanor Wo1'thington Zillah Quayle Alma Gleason Lila Robeson, '02 May Wallace, '03 Helen Stephens, '05 And other Irnps, Furies and Fiends. 70 Qopljomore jnfernaf Cree Qap l To say that the Sophomore Tree Day was a success would be incorrect English, to say that the Sophomores made the most of their vehicle would be triteg to say that I wish to write the plot would be politic. For no reason at all, the whole Sophomore class fell to Hades together with its Honorary Members sometime before May 21, IQO2. The Honorary Members, due to circumstances over which the Sophomores had no control, were unable to fall too, wherefore, they were very ably represented below by three obliging puppets. Everybody was having a hot time, wondering about the upper world, etc.,when Cerberus rushed in, crying in frantic fear to Satan: " Master, master, something has just Fallen here Fleet as a deer, Round as a sphere, Frightful as fear, Stronger than beer, And it is clear Our end 1S near." This wondrous monster proved to be but a Senior, a Junior and a Fresh- man on a hunt for the strayed Sophomores. They underwent many difficulties and were even forsaken bv a number of the Faculty who had promised to share the trials of the exploration, but- " Miss Perkins met Livy and chattered away, Dr. Aikens was late, we dared no more stay, Miss Palmie! oh, accident dire, Was left at the desk with Maclntyre. Dr. Thorndike slept like Palinurus of old, Dr. Deering 'gan talking, nor would cease for gold. Dr. Hulme met Burns. May he not meet that fate! Dr. Thwing was so good, that they sent him home straight, And we've come alone to vanquish your fate." And yet, in spite of all this trouble, they were forced to endure many torturing discomforts and harrowing threats indicted by the Sophomores, whose entire disposition had devoluted in proportion to their physical change. The three heroines finally revealed their identity to the contrite imps, and with forgiveness, discovered the following logical scheme to save their class- I1'13.tCSI- " Since Hades came with the Sophomore year, With Physics, Lab and Logic drear And all the fiendish, awful racks, That tear your soul like carpet tacks, Why not dissolve the baneful charm And save this mighty class from harm, By making juniors of them all?" They hit the nail on the head. But that was not the only nail or con- fronting difhculty. The Sophomores were ready to go-but how get back to 71 earth, juniors or no juniors? To help them from their quandary talthough yeast had been suggested to raise them, but in vain,j College Spirit Hutterecl in and ended the play. "Cease to worry and to wonder. I've returned to right this blunder, I had fied away to elfdom, To that rainbow, fairy kingdom, For it seemed you did not want me. But l've returned, I could not roam, For College Spirit, there's but one home, And thatf perchance you know it not - Is in your heart, a sacred spot. - So gather close and trust to me, 1'll spirit you back to your own tree." And she did. Zree Song BY ELEANOR WoRTH1NGToN Queen May is smiling on our tree, And with her sunshine bright, Bestowing on each budding branch Caresses soft and light. The gentle breezes murmur low Spring-songs which none can cloy, And kiss the twigs and tiny leaves Until they dance for joy. In future years when we return To our Alma Mater dear, We'll Hnd this chestnut tree grown tall Upon the campus here, Reminding us of times gone by Of days in college spent When hearts were light and spirits gay And hope and joy were blent. CHORUS- Oh, may this tree a symbol be Of strength, of growth, simplicity, The qualities which e'er endure, Our class ideal, noble, pure. And may we find in it a bond Of deepening love, affection fond, joining our hearts in years to come More hrmly to our college home. I:-'E '.!D'IUF1"'5"" 'JJ lf i Af ' f' 'J li' MV Jlftvtvllwfvl wfewfw V if 1 J ' 1 ,f w , .f ,,' V- Qi Ib lil be ifVl.!f-V f V fx genior ba. A. L. B. The liditor of 1903, Well-known to fame is Leah B., And though her words are very few, "A dale of thinkin' " she can do. That is the reason Why 'twas she Compiled the book of IQO3. M. L. 15.711, rQf'Uw,JL,yV6Z0,f7ZaMZ' This is the Rhymster of 1903 0 ,E ' M, She's just as coy as she can be.7 7 'lgbfflx 'mg' She reels off verses by the mileg ,Q 141.11 True, they're not in academic style, XZ "But then there're poems, for you see, ' ' They're all in rhyme,'l says Mary B. ' E. L. B. In all the class of 1903 The prudentest is E. L. B. For when to Senior Hops she goes, She likes to dance only with those Who are engaged. Because, you see, 'Tis safer thus, says E. L. B. J C. A. B. - . 'af- The Bruce! She is a warrior brave! I TN 5 gg Look out! She will your heart enslavefff, S59 Oh, men, poor men, turn ye and Hy ,JVXZKK Before her pale blue-greenish eye. 4544 sf' J .- ' six She'll twine you up in meshes fair lg Made from her glorious auburn hair. ' 2. f, 1- be . v L .,. M. G. B. X' ,f The Bruckshaws have a noble name- You should see Marcia ata game! At first you'd think her very small, But when she once had clutched the ball .- Ten thousand freshmen could not tear Her leather love from Marcia fair. .11 L 74 uf- Tx I -+. M , B .QlJ.f.Q.f1-fl Another of this mighty pair, KL llfgsy 3, E, J Maude feeds on ofnces like airg Committees, boards, the gavel great She takes all with glee ne'er abateg But then she has the right, you see, She does it all so peerlessly. M. C. B. Come, hail with strong roof-splitting roars l F i dyfqd -,,Jl,P,jk4' iv 5, ,, The captain ofthe Fructidors! . Poor thing! She has a dreary life 0 Promoting all this civil strifeg But Watch her tact e'en toward the ball With that same tact she works them all. The Photographer of 1903 J ' 4' T my P V ' Most fortunate is L. L. C. ,, .1 For other seniors who depart 'I "" V -S' X, lv' Have pictured only in the heart 'gf' Their memories of college brightg ,, While her's are down in black and white if - f if f f ,V B' G' C' ffvcffpcozaf fic. Quite like her cousin, old King Cole, r . If 1 Blanche is a merry little soul, O pu Zgmqfw W V f And smiles and sings about the ways ' "V " ' Upon the darkest Winter days. 14 She also has a learned mind, 75?11fc,, And to prize-essays she's inclined, E. B. c. ' Staunch E. B. C. of 1903, Of truth and great stability, As Firm and solid as a rock, As regular as is a clock, The president of all the Flock, Is this young maid of IQO3. fiqfww WW This is a " Special" of 19031 And strange to say her specialty Is neither drear Biology, Mathematics nor Psychology. 'Tis something else that students Her specialty is making bread. dread: 75 frffy 7,,,.Q,,,,a.,,wf 97 I. ,....i 5 . X - 1 i s. A. DeW. E 4 kv AML This bright-eyed maid of IQO3 .. l-1 Q15 A A Is very clever, you can see. G I D' UJ24 LAL yi, it' 9 She does society all nightg I J ' I if N if In lessons she is " out of sight." 'Tis very rarely you will see A maid as busy as Susie D. .I p A. D. il L'VtA..fQ,, The Folio of IQO3 A frV"'Mf1e Is piloted by Alice D. o gf Q, J it She writes all day and half the night 4L'I"1-' .4-5'.fv'4 . To Fill up space and to delight. A gracious maid is Alice D. To spend her life so, you'll agree. A great philosopher is she, l A V Knows Huxley through from A to Z. And Schlegel, Schopenhauer and Kant, A A And other fascinating rant. ul 7 Q She reads and studies them right Well 'Z 1 q,4A,5, IJ K And sometimes deigns her friends to tell. M. F. That this small maid of IQO3 Is very peculiar, you shall see: For though she Works till her work is done And is as Wise as Solomon, To be termed a " shark " is not her Wish, She much prefers to be called Miss Fish. M. F. Ariel lVI.of IQO3 As tall and slender as a tree, Intangible as is a dream, Slips in and out, a still moon-beam. She's like a spirit, light and free, Is Mary F. of IQO3. , A fi" f E. E. M. G. rj F, ff, I' This gentle maid of 1903 A Is just as quiet as can be. ,f She never rushes 'round the hallsg f' V X' She never 'cross the campus calls " lfflrf To maids more boisterous than she, VV.e 1 f Qui' quiet little Ethel G. 5 76 J. A. 1-1. Q , f 3 A German victim here you see Among the girls of IQO3.i I 3 . In Winter, fall and spring-time, too, 4 4 4 She has seventy pages of German to do, And like the old Woman under the hill If she's not gone she is reading them still. R. E. H. This all-round girl of 1903 Is just as clever as can be. Be it dramatics " lit." or hearts, In all she plays important parts. 2 . Indeed, you'll rarely find a maiden Who can equal our Ruth Haydn. Q CLA M. A. H. . , I -Maxx- Our Mary Hlfd,S an Eastern light, 0-f V 1 Q And then besides she's out of sight .Q-JL ,sa' - ,gi k. In Physics and Biology, 'Rf K' ' I In Chemistry, Zoology, And all the other little larks That are the joy of cruel sharks. E. H. I ' This sickly maid of 1903 ' Is just as queer as she can be, . For she's quite Well throughout the yea fi, And brings to her professor cheer. I ' But now I write the saddest line: She sickens in vacation time. I F. E. J. trvu-Q1 This is the Surgeon of 1903. - Q She doesn't look fierce, as you'll agree, '55 QIILOJVU-0h'J"JiT But when she talks, then you can see That she is very blood-thirsty. " Let's cut, let's cut, let's cut!" says she, This terrible Surgeon of 1903. M. M. rx. 72KLaf,,f,g. Wm if This is the Butcher of 1903, J A Though She looks as harmless as can be. 'lflfrpiiz' - To cut up cats is her chief delight, ' And in dogology she's " out of sight." So looks belie, you will agree, This murderer of IQO3. 77 s. c. ri. S blw A business manager is she, 353 L., And that's just what she's meant to be, . a From public funds to pudding-strings, Q-C'CJlfXiAll-1, She's set her heart on running things, But then, to this we'll all agree, She does it well and mightily. M.H.n. MDM An all-round girl our Maudie K. She holds the club o'er Present Day! ' Then watch how well she talks and sings Of men and " cabbages and kings "- Q! Oh, she's the girl of girls for me ' For pure unstinted jollity. L. H. li. . Of all the girls of IQO3 ' It is no task of wond'rous glee axvvzfa' To write a Word that suits each quite. , But if like L. H. K. S0 bright, 3- 7 0 Qfia'-flfwx sg-6 ' They would become a fiancee, We'd soon write up Miss 1903. ' ELK Neat little E. of IQO3, W Z' 7 Thinks nothing half so nice can be As friendship with the Faculty, ' Especially with the Herricks three. She tells me this in secrecy, This cleanly maid of 1903. n. M. 1.. 7 A. OQHQA-3 ' Lady B, L. of 1903, 7f 7-lgolv.,-. Cflife, tI'm sure of it as I can be,j Stepped from the leaves of Cranford book, So modest, gentle is her look, So ladylike, so prim to see, Is Lady B. of IQO3. . ,.,f' : X L. M. s. L. 1, . This is the Magpie of 1903, ' 71 ' ' A Whose tongue runs on unceasingly, !jJfi7Q'f ' And like the " Brook" that onward flows A - ' She'll chatter, chatter as she goes. QAAQ You say. " What can she talk about? " f ' That's something that's not yet found out. ' 78 i T. D. L. This saucy maid of 1903 Will rival Stedman and Morley, For from the girls she long has sought To gather their poetic thought - And make a new anthology J' - - p I g f- 3 , About theiuck of 1903. we S QM' f'5r"t'ttr'r'fif - E. MacD. What is that light that gleams so fair? Oh!-nowl know, 'tis Ethel's hair! Dear Ethel, sweet as ginger-bread, To what have not those tresses led? To love and hopes and baffled sighs- '5x.gCYvx.L,-NXEBX s Oh mel such hair must be a prize! Q63 3'-V5 g g9Y1,.,g,,,. . B. M. Modest B. M. of 1903, 5 ' 4 A Is just as good as she can be. fl! W' . The only sin that's on her list, fl ,-5' ,L W' She does not always keep her tryst, J f U ' Jfwylflvigf V-,i 5091 But cuts her classes readily, Does Miss B. M. of 1903. C. M. P. Now a bright gin of IQO3 W I f- A, H Is versatile Miss C. M. P. A-vffZf4Q 'WA rf From epitaphs on green grass graves - To college songs on rogues and knaves, 3 y-gffva She's right at home is C. M. P. The brilliant maid of 1903. 4- E. H. P. - . , . . 5M57e.67 M' This 1S the cook of 1903, f ' 47 A livelier, prettier, scarce could be. ff fwfafffgif- J ' If you ask her what is her favorite dish, . She'll not take long to reply to this, - But smiling demurely will say, " Well, tea!" This black-eyed cook of 1903. 13. M. P. f , , 3 .fl Y I. , I, Y X. l - gg A handsome girl's Miss Ethel Peck, 'VCX' 4 Mi!Y""""'O""' i JK! 'li' And little does she ever reck L 3, fy.. 1 , " ff . Of whom her man takes out to dance, 3-ci - ff""K'Otf'7 tif", For well she knows that at a glance ,ff 3 He'll seek again the charming face 'lay' 'f . For him the first in every race. 79 B.M.P. My-Ajtfff The business girl of 1903, gg I I .QQAMJJWLV ,,Vv'?, Most practical is Bessie P. She formed the plan in her bright head Of committees before and after a spread, An invention which everyone must agree Has proved very useful in 1903. M. C. Q. This deceiving maid of 1903 At first seems good as she can beg But when I tell you what I know, ,J C7 'T v.,,4f To draw conclusions you'll not be slow. Z 4 For what, pray tell, can it really mean ' L' - To have in your room jugs, red, brown and green. C. R. Loquacious maid of 1903, M QM' - Whe1'e e'er you are, where e'er you be, ad, Where e'er you walk, where eler you stalk, 5""T"" I I hear your never-ceasing talk. On subjects light, on subjects deep You always are prepared to speak. B. M. R. L, A much more conscientious maid 1 ,,g,, 'VKC . ji,,7'Q,f,,,4, Was ne'er upon our shoulders laid. , You can't get her to cut a class 9 E 'f ff Nor ever bluff-good little lass! ,ff ,Q I Mffiaiq '11, "f'f'r"C I just watch her walking down the street, ' f Was ever girl so prim and sweet? , i I lfl W 'ffl ' L. M. 5. ,,lf,y ,J ,JL , xflj!,vjQv1vfV VL 5 ,ij ,f This must be the Fox of 1903: N n , I .A She is so very sly, you see. lt. , "Q, u, ff s f J , uf l . Whenevei' the Annual Board came near v So prim and proper she did appear, ' That we find it an impossibility To " roast" this Fox of 1903. O. L. S. This is the Sphinnk of IQO3. ' J X f That she keeps secrets you'll agree. 94, , 7 O Offs?- She'll, sympathetic, laughing-eyed, ,.Vs' To us alone our Hunks confide. 2 , That an important maid is she '57 T f Q You very easily can see. X, 7 T 80 , v 1 . F. J. T. VNV' if This black-eyed girl of 1903 Must come from the South, as you'll agree. For when other maidens would merely say " Do This strange little creature will murmur, " De-Ui" If she's not from the South, -then what can it be That affects this maiden of 1903? f?-1 A 'V :J ffsff' J .90 .1 V , ' I, ' 9 . ,I lu M if Ia, ' x'-- fs, v' 1- , .1 . J 1 6 I M y9fwMM I F: L. T. WW i AI A happier girl than Frances T. W , 3 Cannot be found in IQO3. '3 3 No matter how dark and dreary-the day, " Waifs the difference?" you will hear her say. Then shelll cock her head and-laugh with glee, This wee, cheery maiden of IQO3. G. E. T. -Wi As Jollier of IQO3, I 1 F if ' Quite unsurpassed is-G. Er T. M!!! T ' Z I 'Q In all you think, in all you do, .7 . Jf fl. ,5 There's no one that can equal you. 7' 'Q'4'LJU N-' . In fact,-Grace T. will make you think That of perfection youlre. the pink. G. E. iv. A 'gzc 9 W- . ffl fi, ri'l 1 This wily maid of 1903, I M"'1!a.xi,Af1a .. 'IPL . fi - If 415, Thought she'd be sure of one degree, 9 I f' So, when from college she"ll progress fr ., ,pie If In She'll have at least an' M. R. S. ' . 1 4 cy . I rf , , 'Tis simplest won, is this degree, ,I f I Which binds the men to 1903. What satire could I ever say 95 That was not false about our May? 6 She's always jolly, always bright, Adandy girl in every light. Without one interesting fling ,Her praises simply must we sing. B. L. D. W. Ye Quaker. maid of 1903 ' Art thou as demure as -thou seem'st to be? So seldom dost thou grace our hall We can determine not at all Whether thy actions do-belie The mischief in thy twinkling eye. 81 .ar PACMQW., jf QW. Qoofep Came to Coffege. Uk iljome Ruties of a Coffege Birf. I'LL tell ye phy Oi think the letthers we sint out to the innocint colleen's mother waas a mistake--Him nessy," said Mr. Dooley. "We thought the little lambeens waas bein' wurked too hard at home, Fowler Hinnesy, but it waasn't so. We put our heads togither an' cooked up a tinder little lyric loike this:" Dear Madam:- Oi hear that you've been workin' Ruth Ivilin to death-ahem. Whin Providence inthrusts a dilicate little flower to the care av th' loikes of yez, yez should accipt th' task with riverence an' a humble spirit. In- stead of this, it's 'Ruth Ivilin bring in a bucket of coal,' or 'Ruth Ivilin dust th' cobwebs off th' sky,' until the poor colleen's that disthracted she hasn't the heart nor th' toime fur her studies. The faculty therefure re- quists that the parents and relitives of the students black their own boots, if they have inny, an' not be kapin the childer from their studies. Rispictfully, Fowler Hinnessy. 'Xp - ?.v Q' Q'-3 ' , - - 2. :'f'-' :uk- r "Are not thim the wurds, Fowler Hinnessy? " "Well, lasht noight at home in mi bunk, loying face to face with mi con- science, Oi confissed to mi heart that the letthers was a mistake. An' phy? Oi'll tell ye phy-Fowler Hinnesyf' "In the tinder twoilight hour afthcr the fatal letters waas sint,4 Oi passed the MCGOOgaU home an' these wurds floated out upon the paceful air. 'No Mar, Prexy Dooley wouldn't loike to have me dhry th' dishes, an' if you want the table cleared you'll have to call in some wan else. The coarse uv study at the college is so exactin' Oi don't feel aqual to it miself.' " "An' that's not allvl-linnessy. Old Man Parmentigan carried his daugh- ter's bukes to school today before goin' to th' mills." "Oi'rn afeered we've made an awful mistake," said Dooley. "Oi'm afeered we did," said I-Iinnessy. 82 Elie Opening Qag of Coffegc. "Yis, Hinnessy, these colliges is gr-reat institooshuns. They say a collige eddicashun hilps wan to injoy what common mortils moight foind railly on- pleasant. "I-Iav' yeiver been to college on the' openin' doiy, Hinnessy? Well, ye don't know phat ye hov' missed. It is one of th' most blood-curdling soights Oi hov' ever put me oiyes on. Oi ramimber wan doiy last Siptimber. Oi accidentally wandered into th' collige praycints f'r the purpose iv seeing a cousin iv moine, twinty miles ramoved. Before Oi knew phat Oi was runnin' ferninst Oi was in th' midst iv a hawlin' mob. "Whin Oi racovired enough to look around, there was gir-rls falling upon wan anither's nicks. At least th' tall gir-rls was fallin upon the nicks iv th' small wans. Oi just escaped be th' hair iv me hid from bein' taken in be th' ar-rms iv wan gir-rl thot were avidentally workin' autimatically. '1'hot's phat they call 'th' 'all-embracin' lo-ove' iv Robbie Bur-rns or some ither gintlemon thot they study about there, ye know. "An thin th' languige ! Only college paiple could appraciate th' poethry iv thot. 'O, deares', darlint, be ye railly here or be'nt ye! Oi thought Oi should never live to see ye. Where's Mollie? O, ye dear, swate thing! Oi gloat.' "Oi tell ye whot, Hinnessy, Oi was glad to get out aloive. An' do ye know, those gir-rls were gettin' as much injoyment out iv thot as you and Oi would get out iv a rale old-fashined wake! Oi tell ye, collige eddicashun is a gr-reat thing!"' Gngfisli QQE. "Faith, Hinnessy, this English Twinty is a foine course. Phat's that? De ye mane to say ye don't know what English Twinty is? Well, that is th' course where ye learn what Brownin' Sassieties is not good for and where ye hand in a paper wance a wake to show how much iv th' outside raydin' ye hov not done. "Ah, but it's th' tists what make that course what it is! Listen to this Hinnessy! "I. At what hour, minite, and secind iv th' day day or noight did Tinny- son compose th' fifty Idol iv th' King? "2. Give the four hunderth and nointh stanza all six lines iv In Mc- moriam. "3. State Tinnyson's theory on trusts in wan sintence. "4. What was Browning's view iv th' Womin's Suffrage question as axprissed in Wan Ward More .? 83 "5. Interpret th' following axprissions: 'O thou soul iv me soul.' 'Kind harts ar-re more than cornets' and so forth. "Thot, Hinnessy, is th' example iv th' oighteenth pairt iv a tist what is a tist. Anny Wan who kin answer nointy such quistions in an hour kin get a job as a stinographer widout learnin' shorthand. Only let me tell ye this wan thing I-Iinnessy. She who stops to think is lost." Coffege Bramatics. "I see by th' Prfs: that Hogan has racivered hisself." "Indadel " said Hennessy,"I dicln't know they was anythin' ailin' him." "Why, yis, I-Iinnessy! Didn't ye know the poor Hllow was dhriven most disthracted? It all began wid Mamie jinin' th' Dramathic Assassination out there. at th' college. Ye see this Dramathic Assassination is a club where th' gir-rls larn to sew, an' to wear hair thot belongs to some wan ilse, an' ither things that'll prove usefil to thim whin they get out in th' world. Well, Marnie was made a mimber iv this club be raison iv the dramatic ability iv her pirty face, and was given th' pairt iv a mon in th' great annual play they give once or two toimes a year, Yis, I-Iinnessy, a mon's pairt! An' thot is where th' throuble began. "I saw Hogan about a month ago, an' poor lad, they was a'most 'tears in his eyes as he he told me his throubles. "Sez he, 'Dooleyf sez he, 'It's wan thing to scare th' goat into Hts wid hawlin' Slz:rz'dan's Roide out in th' barn, an' it's wan thing to wear th' carpet all out wid practicin' a manly stroide in the front parlor, but when it comes to makin' me, yis,' sez he, 'makin me a model iv what a gintlemon ought to be, then,' sez he, 'it's anither thing. It's 'Father, do be after sittin' clown agin, so I kin see how ye do it,' and 'I-Tather, do be after a'lightin' yer poipe agin so I kin get th' hang iv it.' 'Be hanged yerself,' sez I. "Of sez she, 'Do sware agin thot way. Thot's just the tone I want to hov in th' angry scane iv th' play.' 'Now what kin a poor mon do? ' sez he. "I tell ye, I-Iinnessy, me hair-rt wint out to him." "An' ye say he hez racovirecl?" asked Hennessy. "Oh, yes! He's quite racovired. Ye see Maimie was wan iv th' six chafe star-rs iv th' play, an' now I-Iogan is so sot up over it he's thinkin' iv hirin' out nixt year as th' trainer iv th' club." qjearfa Qgefore- Full many a gem of purest wit serene The dull, accessless ears of pupils passg Full many a moz' of Bourne must die unseen, Be wasted on his Revolution class. 84 Hillimeo Qanaoe ef Qona jfejcenfesn jove...... Poseidon. .. Apollo .... OI' Q Qjleefing of file Sacuffg. ......Dr. Thwing juno...... ....Miss Perkins ... . . Mr. Bourne Pallas... . . ...Miss Palmie . .... . Dr. Fowler Hermes , . ...... Miss Torrey Great Jove convened his Board To counsel deep and dark, All hastened to their lord, To counsel deep and dark. Fair Juno, Pallas wise, Accedent arm in arm, And grouped them 'fore his eyes' - In grace and winning charm. Poseidon entered now Withpolicies in hand, CThe sweat of his sane browj Of how to rule a land. Apollo, golden-haired, Advanced in measured tread, With open-eyes he stared At gathered Board and head. "Ahem l" hemmed jove. All hemmed. "To business now at once. A soul must be condemned, Terpsichore, the nonce I " "Coquette, a siren, she,"' At Juno smiled the fox. "Distracts our minds with' glee, Our road to learning blocks." Ss By jove, did Juno kneel: "Doth, nightly, measures trip Till she perforce must reel And Ovid's-measures skip." "My step-dame speaketh true," jove's heady daughter said, "Her presence here, we rue, Her influence, we dread. "Zeus! just to toe a jig, To square a circle too, She cuts each day her trigg Oh, speed her hence, pray do !" Wise love did nod his crest, And each assent gave straight, "Hail, Hermes to my hest ! " Swift, Neptune oped the gate. Now Hermes at the door, With ear pressed 'gainst the lock, Fell headlong to the floor, And gave them all a shock. Gnce on his winged feet, ,love becked Herm to his side, "Now listen, be discreet And spread this bill full Wide. "To every subject, say The Gods have all desir'd That joy shall rule the day. So-Dancing is requir'd." "You stare aghast at me ! " ,love laughed. The walls did shake "Amazed at my decree? Requir'd-who will it take? " 86 l QW. ourne'5 Qpliifosoplig. ' ' One should newer laugh al his owlzjohfs. " " A little head-breaking of that kind was a good thing." " You have to have guns and troops on the spot to argue peaceably and politely." " The first requisition included all men between the ages of eighteen and twenty, not saddled with a family. Ah-umirather an unfortunate metaphor." U The Austrians wanted to swap the Netherlands for Bavaria." "This appears very amusing to those who are able to comprehend the circumstances. I don't suppose it will amuse you." " Desmoulins now begins to sharpen his pen for Hebert." "Robespierre calls himself a slave of liberty-rather a peculiar kind of slave." " A man may be very patriotic but he can't manage a ship or fire a can- non straight by mere patriotism." " DeLaunay was a man who couldn't keep his head before he lost it." "Thirty-five thousand men arose. The women and children remained seated." . " Some men would volunteer in one state and get the bounty. Then they would go into another state, volunteer, get the bounty, and again desert, and so on. You see they tried to make their services general." " In paying taxes, French officials never ask you what you have but tell you themselves. Thus the Frenchman has no chance to make a misstatement. This accounts for the high moral character ofthe French? 'tThe war between England and France was like a Hght between an elephant and a whale. France could'nt get an earllzly conflict with Englandf' "lVIetternich put the cover on the revolutionary tea kettle and tried to keep it down." "I finished writing my history with the Glee Club practicing in a room one side of me and the Mandolin Club in another. I hope some one will put that in my biography." 37 'IDBQ1 jfacuffies QTl.eef. W. . . H ROFESSOR ROYLE hastily drew on his gloves and .' caught up his suit case. "Now remember, jack," he 'Y .QQ said, "I want you to pay especial attention to Professor 5 Cope of Scranton, who is to be at the fete tonight. l : H ' am sorry that I have to miss part of the Centennial, and . especially sorry that absence comes when so distin- '5 guished a scholar is here, but it can't be helped, and , 1 1 you've got to supply my place. Talk to her and dance with her and be as much of a cavalier to her as you would I to any of the Gordon House girls. I'll be back tomorrow and do the honors myself, so your anguish won't last very long. Goodbye I" As the door closed jack slammed himself down in a chair and glared viciously at nothing in particular. "Professor of Philosophy at Scranton" he said. "What do I care if she is? And tonight they are going to have Japa- nese lanterns strung up down by the pond, and boats out, and all the proper scenery for a college man and a pretty girl-while I shall be walking around with a six-foot blue-stocking on my arm. Talk to her like the other girls l "Oh Miss jones-do you realize?-I assure you the pleasure is all mine! " and jack's voice took on the tender inflection which made him dangerous to Gordon House freshmen. "She'd impale me with a page of Aristotle if I talked like that. Horrid things these college girls anyway!" and he shied a book at the Pallas on the mantel as he angrily left the room. 288 jack had been strenously avoiding anything that looked like Faculty members with distinguished visitors on their arms, and he turned with relief to his chum Ben Dugan, whom he saw coming down the polished Hoor with a dainty little girl in white. "I'll warrant she's not a college girl" he promised himself, and walked towards them. ' "Miss Cope, I want you to meet our Professor Royle", said Dugan, who was the class joker. "Miss Cope is from Scranton and I am showing her our college." jack looked angrily at him and started to deny the title, but his astonish- ment at the name made him forget himself. She was so pretty-brown eyes, and wavy brown hair all gold under the chandelier, and a look that went right through him-he stared at her so long that she looked at him angrily. Then he recovered himself and all his debonair politeness came back. t'Miss Cope of Scranton" he said. "I am not only pleased beyond all measure to meet 88 Miss Cope, butwI have been eagerly expectinglheri for two whole hours. The arrivals of faculty professors, you see, are always heralded." "Faculty professors"-she hesitated, and then fun gleamed in her eyes. "I had forgotten that I had anything to do with a faculty. I-Iow cruel- you were to remind tme, Professor Royle." "But I am not"-why not? She would despise him 'if' she knew him to be only an undergraduate. "I'm-not so mindful of it either, for. that matter. Only tonight-well tonight I have a special reason for being glad that I amzia 'faculty' becausesit will give me a chance to talk over some of my work with you." Rosalie gasped, then bravely took up the challenge. "Of course" she said, "and ever since I've heard of you I've wanted to ask your candid opinion of the relative importance of Thales and Anaximander? " jack groaned. The hall was all aglow with red chandeliers and in the reception room the violins were breathing a divine waltz. He would like nothing better than to dance with her, watching the brown eyes kindle and the soft cheeks flush, fairer than the rose in her hair, and here-Thales l- "Well, I don't know," he managed to stammer out, "I-have always doubted the sources so much that I never dared make up my mind 'about them." "But surely you grant something to Diogenesugand Rosalie laughed in her sleeve as his handsome face grew scarlet. "Don't you think it's hot in here?" was his very learned rejoiner. "There are seats out on the campus and the moon is glorious." "But I haven't met the President nor any dignitaries." "Well, Prex-the President isn't here tonight-he-got the appendicitis on a trip to some three-pupil high school and-and th-ere isn't anyone' worth- seeing over there. Besides, to tell the truth, I feel safer with you. I stick so close to my books-" "Yes, it is hard forthe scholar to break offhis study and come' out into society-" sighed Rosalie, deeply sympathetic, as he gallantly put. her pink shawl over her shoulders and led her out: The grace of 'his exit was marred, however, by a little fellow who bumped. into him violently. and backed off apologetically murmuring, "I beg your pardon, jack.1 I beg your pardon, jack." "Why how familiar the students are here," said Rosalie, as they stepped onto the walk that led. to the park. "That's not youriname anyway, is it? It's Nahum Ezekiel in the catalogue." "Well, he's one oflmy' assistants,-a nicerfellow and he always calls 'me Jack, he likes the name so well." "Names are funny things. Mine is Rosalie," she added with an arch side- glance up at him. 89. "The prettiest name in the world," he declared. "I didn't know college women had such pretty names." "Yes, I know. Probably you thought I was some blue-stocking, and would come to a dance with a shirt waist suit and an alpen stock, and be named Maria Amanda Sophia Deborah Cope! But after all, it is rather mean of me to be forcing myself upon you in this way-" "Not at all-not at all," he protested. "Why Miss Cope-you don't realize how I enjoy it-the pleasure is all mine." "O yes. What else could you say? But then I don't believe you thought worse of me than I of you. You see, I'd decided you would be bald-nice- looking but bald-and would talk about excavations in Crete. You look a lot younger than you really are, don't you? " "Well, you see," he said, "It's awfully youthful work. You keep in touch with these young souls and you can't grow old. I should like to follow their example and take you out on the pond this very minute." They had reached the pond by this time, with its background of waving willows and its black still water shimmering in the moonlight, here and there casting a reflection of japanese lanterns that swung slowly up and down in the trees. The violins were very faint, a mere whisper on the breeze. Even the girls and men on the benches along the bank were still, and everywhere was the hush of shadowy night. V Royle bent down over the pier to draw in a boat when he heard a familiar voice. "I should like to be able to show you a campus of our own," it was saying in unmistakable New England accents, "but we college people have learned how to wait for outward improvement"-and there coming quietly down the walk arm in arm with a clerical-coated man was President Thomas. Royle looked hastily at Rosalie. She was watching the slow dip of the water, and he could not see the laughter in her eyes. "I don't believe we'd better row tonight now that I think of it," he said. "There are bad malarial vapours here and I should be dreadfully-" "Well then, is there any objection to our sitting upon the bank, away from their malignant inhuences? " She started into the path that would lead them straight upon the president. "No, but this is a prettier view" he said, turning her gently into another path. "I don't see why you didn't bring your wife tonight. I Wanted to meet her too," said Rosalie. "My wife! !-well I-she-she isn't feeling well-she's got the grippe-" "How strange l It must be so hard on her to have it in June. Isn't she improving any ?" "I don't know-that is-yes," groaned Jack. 90 "I wish she were here to enjoy this with us. I'm afraid I'm keeping you here too long. You didn't have to show me the grounds." "I-I'd rather stay with you-oh the deuce"-said jack. Rosalie glanced scorn at him. "I think I shall go back, she said coldly, and starting hastily onto the campus walk she ran plump into Professor Royle and a grey-haired woman to whom she sprang with a little scream of surprise. "Got to the train and found I didn't have to go at all, Jack" said Professor Royle, "and so I came back and discovered Professor Cope wandering around by herself while you two had run away." "Professor Cope !" "Yes, where in creation have you been? " "I forgive him freely,"said Professor Cope with a gracious smile that made poor Jack feel a little easier, "as long as he has taken such good care of my niece Rosalie." "Care ! I should think he had," said she with a merry laugh. "Why I might have been Professor of Philosophy at Scranton as well as you, by the way he treated me." "Then you-" "I am Miss Cope of Scranton" she smiled back at him, and as they fell in back of the two professors who had started on Aristotle-"I think we are square, though, for you played professor, too." "No-we aren't square. You're ahead. You knew all the time." "Well-yes, I did," she admitted. "But I don't know how to make it even again." "+7You might give me the rose in your hair," he said. 0 5 , QI gome 'll7al?Rs- in Eifef Attention, please, unto this give, E'en tho' it please you not, The strangest sight-as I do live, And I have seen a lot. Into the chapel, slow and fleet There streams a string of souls. Tho' all do walk upon their feet, One struts, one minces, rolls. In fact, a hundred different shades Do color every gait, And make you wonder Why those maids Can't pass the threshold straight. There's one who struts just like a man, And swings her arms full free. You wish with her, as Well you can, That she a man might be. There's one who shifts from side to side And shakes her sloping blades 5 There's one who stares about with pride, Then topples-turns all shades. There's one who hitches, jerks along, As if she Went on springs, There's one who shambles loosely on, You almost wish she'd Wings. The Worst of all's the inclined way, With arms both held straight front, And what's still worse it's due to stay, But-'tis a stylish stunt. Q2 Bo Cglen qprefer Cof'i'ege:Breb or rBrammar:Breb Wives? Q ggmposium. The question whether man favors a college-bred or a grammar-bred woman when he contemplates her with matrimonial attention and intention is of such vital importance that the Annual Board thought it would be ,of genuine interest to present a scientific, statistical report upon the matter. In consequence of this thought, the Board solicited the- unprejudiced views thereon of several of the experienced and learned members of the faculty, and present them, verbatim, below. "'Oh woman! Lovely woman! Nature made thee To temper man. We had been brutes without you. Angels are painted fair to look like you-' " "Uh-how goes the rest? Well, it's of no consequence," said Dr. Thwing after the interviewer put the question to him. "But such is the mission, the privilege, the unconscious fulfillment, tif I may use the expressionjlof woman, lovely woman ! Now, to meet this demand, she must have her own inherent capacity best filled. VVhat can fill this better than a collegeea college for women? Since this is so, who can fill this tender mission more fully than a graduate-wife from a college-from a college for women? Are you an- swered? " Mr. Bourne said never a word of a committal nature, but he "smiled" knowingly. Miss Perkins' opinion is more or less of an open question in spite of her own conviction. "A grammar-bred or a college-bred wife?" repeated Miss Perkins. "Now if you were a man which would you prefer ? .There can be no doubt about such a question. It is as-clear and manifest as the conju- gation ofthe verb amen." Dr. Oliver peered over the edge of his morning paper as he replied quickly-"VVhy-both! " And then he blushed at his generous, ifpolygarnous statement. "VVell, well, well," said Mr. Severance in rapid, nervous succession, "a woman, any woman, a college woman, a college, of course, of course, a col- legefwoman makes all the difference in the world." 93 When Professor Curtis was approached he smiled benignly and scraped his throat significantly. "Now a college-bred woman would better satisfy man's intelligence, but, of course, there are college-bred women and college-bred women, you know." "And there is man's intelligence and man's intelligence," ventured the reporter. "Isn't that well for the college-bred woman?" Dr. Fife said, "I have noticed little difference between the college-bred woman of today and her sister, the grammar-bred woman. The former has a little more to forget. That's all." Dr. Aikens was very modest when he answered, "Well a college-bred wife might see through a man too quickly." Miss Palmie with mathematical keenness said that the hypothesis was wrong and admitted of no proof. For she proceeded to show fby the inverse methodjthat when it came to a college-bred woman in the light of a wife, it was no longer a matter of man's preference but of woman's willingness. This is a very characteristic remark which Dr. Deering sent in response to his invitation to dissertate upon the question. "Now, I should say with all humility that whether grammar-bred or college-bred, once a woman always a woman. Die Ewige Weibliche." Dr. Gruener hemmed and hawed. Dr. Gruener gave evidence of some difhdence and embarrassment. Dr. Gruener felt that the question was rather mal apropos in consideration of his recent matrimonial venture. Dr. Boggs sent a very able discussion of the question, which the Board takes great pleasure in presenting verbatim: "To epitomize a few of the more salient points in which the college-bred woman, learned by lucubration, displays her superiority to her grammar-bred sister, we may, from the prospective of a scientist, first cite her knowledge gleaned from the study of hygiene, physiology and bacteriologyg the world of wisdom thus opened, enables its happy possessors to appreciate and con- sequently exerfise the precepts embodied in that classic aphorism, Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Physiology and its dependent, physiologic chemistry, no doubt instill and firmly fix those cherished habits of temperance which almost universally predominate among collegians and which are incompatablc 94 not only with excess in Baccho et tobacco, but also with over-indulgence in food. The correlative effect of mental activity and original thought expended by college-bred women, is almost always exerted on their physical exterior forming that type of beauty cherished by man and suggestive of the Grecian, and more modernly, of Beacon Street. Finally the means of divertisement and relaxation from business or pro- fessional cares which the college-bred woman commands, in the shape of her ability to discuss such entertaining topics as the Hegelian Philosophy, higher criticism and physical research cannot but be a tremendous attraction for any man in quest of reciprocal sympathy and affection." Grammar-bred. College-bred. Doubtful. Miscellaneous Remarks. Dr. Oliver, +1 +1 Brevity is the soul of wit. Dr. Deering +1 +1 Dr. Thwing, +1 The inevitable. Mr. Severance, -I +1 Dr. Boggs, +I Mr. Bourne, ? Actions speak louder than words. Miss Perkins, P Latinity vs. Domesticity. Dr Curtis, -1 Dr. Aikens, I -I More truth than fiction. Miss Palmie, ? Dr. Fife, 1 +I Sour Grapes! Dr. Gruener, +1 Perforce. Result, +2 +4 3d's P. S. The Annual Board begs to express its gra response of the Faculty. S, v fu 95 titude for the eager support and kind Clie Cutter' at Qiuliaigat. I tell you this, friends, when I left the goal Of my parental home, and took the roll Of college student, little did I think They'd watch me like a miseriat his dole. That Honor Roll you set your hearts upon Is won by digs, and if you get e'en one Faint E upon that pale White list of fame, In one small houridown from the board 'tis gone. So let it lie there! what is it to you, That paltry Honor! Shun the sharkish few! Let Hulme or Harris bluster as they Will, Or ring the bell for breakfast-heed not you! The blue flunk slip is written-and oncewrit Comes to you-nor your lips in anguish bit, Nor all your midnight oil, nor re-exams Can blot out that decree-nor lessen it. And that executive committee high, Whereunder bowed and bent we toil and sigh Call not upon its august name for help- As merciless it is as Fowler's eye. O yes, there are some who yet love the sound Of breakfast bell or hymn-tunes-key not found- But leave their sad-faced ranks and join the band Of those who fudges eat and scorn the ground. Oh well ! begone, sad wailings of despair- Cut as you like! You surely do not care! Cut ! You are here now, though you know not why. Cut! You will go soon-though you know not where 96 Qome "D.7iPb Qlnimats 'lI7e fave Known Together with Some Well-Known Birds and Reptiles.- Elephant. fFlorentia .Hllenalisl There were originally three species of this animal, of which Florentia Allen- alis is the sole surviving representative. It is characterized byits massive size and sleeps standing. Mouse. lCarlyna Buschmanallisj A pretty little creature. Some species are known to sing. This song is supposed to be due to some bronchial misfortuneg but it is not definitely proved. Panther. llfatherina Collordinaj This kind of cat is very fond of old women and children, and is a great man-lover. Gopher. iEditha Condeturiaj This animal does in three years the Work of other animals in four, and has a tendency to dig. Maltese Goat. Cjessicata Danielsettap This is a stout little animal, semi-domesticated and hornless. Mastiff. f.Hgnesis Dosterusj A sagacious and faithful beast, chiefly valuable as a watch dog. It bears the teasings of children with great equanimity. Gazelle. CFannita Dunsfordinay This species of deer is very beautiful and celebrated for the lustre and soft expression of its eyes. Bookworm. QEditha Eastmanensisb This is a Wild and harmless creature, excepting as regards books, which it devours with horrifying eagerness. Rat. lLoisia Ellettal A bright-eyed creature that has the characteristics of a mouse except that it is much less timid. Shrew. fMadgea Ferryal This animal is very like a mouse in its habits. Qwing to its small size and rapid movements it easily escapes observation. Wolf. lBessieus Gillmeretesl Not naturally a coward, but will make a rapid retreat if in the least dis- turbed by man. Horse. Cfllma Gleasonisl One of the most useful of animals. It can perform more Work than half a dozen men. 97 Owl. fjennina Gleesonataj This bird's large, solemn eyes give it the appearance of wisdom. Mole. Uusanna Grayillaj A burrowing rodent. Its digging habit makes it an intolerable pest to Hunkers. Greyhound. t.Hlicea Haganaj A very docile, good-tempered and affectionate creature, considered a great ladies' pet. Fox. CClovereta Hartzaj This beast is solitary, rather intelligent, but much averse to digging. It is fond of ripe grapes. Jackal. fFrancesca Hindeoiaj A noisy little beast, characterized by its extreme pluck. It utters sounds even more appalling than those of the hyaena. Cricket. QEstella Hopkinsoniay This species is widely represented. It is cheerful and harmless, although of a jumpy temperament. Domestic Dog. fClariajacobibisJ Considered the Hcompletest, most singular and most useful conquest ever made by man." Squirrel. fjessica Johnsonianal A shy creature with very bright eyes. It is seldom seen by the ordinary observer. Parrot. fEthelinaJonesicay This little creature attracts attention from the fact that it can imitate and repeat the words of human speech in a very astonishing and voluble manner. Guanaco. QMaudea Kendallisj This is an exceedingly timid animal, wary and difficult of approach. How- ever its curiosity sometimes overcomes its timidity so as to bring it within range. Wild Turkey, rEstheria Knightaliaj Habitat New England, has a very knowing expression, and is reminiscent of past glory. Kitten. tMargarita Knawltoniaj Of a very playful disposition and delights in walking over piano-keys. The best thing about this animal is that it never becomes a cat. Bull-dog. tEllata Konigslowerataj This animal is remarkable for its stubborness and tenacity. Pug-dog. CRhodatus Landsbergusj i A very good tempered animal, useful only as a pet. Monkey-parrot. fLouisa Laymaniaj The only specimen of this genius existing. Nose slightly flattened at the end. Emits strange cries followed by rapid volleys of distinct words. 98 Boa Constrictor. QFlorentia Lessickillisl This creature is not venomous but still not the less dangerous, as the tre- mendous power of its muscles allows it to crush its prey by spasmodic hugs. It prefers Quayle to anything else. Stork. tEmmaeu.s Mckimmusj A This bird displays very great activity at night. It is very fond of visiting and is nearly everywhere a cherished guest, popular belief ascribing good luck to the house to which it attaches itself. Grasshopper. fEmilia McMurraynnalisJ This little creature is of a Highty disposition, migrating from west east and east west with very little warning. Crocodile. tMabilia Morzsonilanisl Is clad in resplendent black, and possesses a cheerful aptitude for work- ing people. Bat. fwilamina Morrowsal Torpid in winter but comes to life again at the beginning of summer. Mode of progression on the ground awkward. It is found in the most un- requented parts of the buildings. Racoon. fFloreru:ia Myeritaj This animal is a clumsy, omnivorious beast and feeds upon birds, eggs, mock-turtles, frogs' legs, fish, nuts, fruits and sometimes poultry. Badgers. tLilliata et .Hfddiana Oakleyataj These creatures are quiet, burrowing or digging animals. Leopard. tFrancilla Odlinal One of the most beautiful of animals. Its chief characteristic is its great love for man, the appetite for which it indulges as often as opportunity allows. Beaver. tlfatherina Parksitisj A peculiar animal, noted for its logical digging. Muntjah. tMaria Proudfootaj A solitary species of deer, seldom to be seen except when it comes out to eat. Quail. CZillahata ,Quaylorl The quail is thought to be a very amorous bird. Elk. CFlorentia Reevialij A shy, timid creature, fleeing at the sight of man. Walrus. QCatherina Rosseusl This animal is harmless when not molested but exhibits considerable fierce- ness when attacked. Its voice is a loud, though not unpleasant, roaring and and can be heard at a great distance. Porcupine. CEttina .famplinal This is a stout, heavily built animal with a round head and stiff hair. Its habits are strictly terrestial. Skye Terrier. fClara .Ychneideralisj This is an exceedingly active and intelligent animal, distinguished for its longhair which often almost conceals its eyes. 90 Lion. f.Hr1.na tfeesholtzibusj The "King of Beasts," whose strongly marked moral characteristics have rendered it proverbial. Cat. tBeulaha .fmithusj This animal never shows much devotion to man, but rather to locations, such as the pantry and Fireplace. Wombat. tRuhamahis .fmithical 'l'he wombat has a somewhat shuffling manner of walking. It is generally gentle in its habits, but can bite strongly when provoked. Barn-Owl. tBerthia .ftevenansisj This creature has a long, handsome and learned nose, and is possessed of almost human intelligence. Mountain Sheep. ililliarla .ffillwillial Is rather difficult of approach, and never found in company with other animals. Alligator. tFannya .ftoneytisj This creature has many of the characteristics of a shark, but is less cold- blooded. Golden Crested Wren. tjennita .fuifsusl This is a very inquisitive bird. The endearing name Jenny, suits it well. Rhinoceros. CEugenia .Yuliotaj This creature is of great size, but generally timid in disposition. Bear. tMaria Thayerilliaj . Distinguished by a peculiar vocal growl. Its mode of attack is a ferocious hug. Monkey. fMaria Uaneppsical Except for its small stature the monkey is Very like a human being. It is exceedingly active, and when excited sets up an incessant chattering. Its nose is bent slightly upwards. Guinea Pig, tjosephinias LUalshiusJ This creature is of an amiable character except that it evinces a sad desire to be artistic. Oyster. CEthela Lllardalisj This little creature makes its own shell and never comes out Of it. Ostrich. tEtheltania weimeralisj Lives chieliy upon sand,which it ekes out with other indigestible things, such as nitric acid. Shark. Ufatia LUeisillaJ Generally found on the banks of learning. It avariciously snaps up H Es' chemistry, physics, etc. Crow. CCec-elia Ulhelananiumy Takes a marvelous delight in bright ornaments, ear-rings, etc. Hyaena. fEleanoris LUorthin.gtoniaJ This animal makes a peculiar sound, which, when the creature is excited, is compared to demoniac laughter, and hence the name "laughing Eleanorisf' by which it is also known. 9 IOO Qin Q'U3f:4EmBracing Qulljecf. How often I've wondered why college girls do Ever embrace, In every place, For they we'cl expect from their broad point of view Would see how they look to the world when they too Ever embrace, In any olcl place. In the halls, on the stairs, in the class-room so bright They will embrace, In spite ofthe place. An apple in hand, with no thought ofthe site, They stand interlockecl and enjoy the quick bite, As they embrace, No matter the place. 'Tis due to the fact that their make-up quite queer, They must embrace, In every place, Demands that they love, and at college so dear, Gf boys there's a lack, so they take what is near. IOI Qiarg of a Gaseous Qerfeflrafe AIRYLAND. February 3, 1999, I just returned from a visit to a spiritualistic seance on earth. How we gaseous spirits torment those spiritualists with our raps! The sitting was so humorous that I nearly evaporated. Iam glad I never meddled with mediums and spirits when I was a substantial vertebrate, Those substantial vertebrates are so stupid. Why ! They could see right through me if they weren't so blinded with science and philosophy! February 10. On my return home, I felt the volume of our airy habitation to be much denser. I learned that a cloudy flock of college-folk had come to pass the ether course. They found our ethereal life rather difficult at first. But they soon adapted themselves. They are so elastic and active. The first words a tall, almost historic-looking gas-man uttered were: "I cannot complain about the ventilation up here." February 11. Isaid they were active. They are like hurricanes. No sooner did she get here than a neat, trim little gas-body immediately opened a Universal In- telligence Gflice whence she issues "hot air" to any applicants upon all mat- ters. Her assistant is a nervous, airy affair. I think he hadlreddish hair once, and he is still very proud of his little feet. February 12. These college exponents are astonishing. A tall, fair gaseous vertebrate with Druid-like gravity undulates about all day long breathing poetry in a dialect and dramatic manner purely his own. Another tall, slender, dignihed gaseous vertebrate of the Boston or classic type likewise flutters up and down all day long, lifting and lowering his arms in measured, anapaestic movement. He thinks he is playing golf and is supremely happy. February 14. But to cap the climax, a snappy-eyed Scotch maid opened a home or hospital within the opalescent walls of which, she has gathered all the stray gaseous canine and feline vertebrates in Airyland. Any aberrant, gaseous, infantile vertebrates are likewise welcome. , February 15. One man had some difnculty about his entrance examination. Such non- roz sense as logic, philosophy and psychology, as such, is forbidden if one would join the aerologists. When thus informed, he paused and from force of habit muttered, "Philosophy is nothing but discretion. Discretion is the better part of valor. Philosophy-away!" He was then permitted to pass. February 16. I watched with mingled feelings of awe, a gaseous lady play cards. Her game is worse than solitaire. She plays a four-handed game of whist with herself and without cards. She must have a wonderful mind for calculating. February 17. Une of these new-comers, a dainty, diaphanous vertebrate has taken to singing themes. A ve1'tebrate's voice is naturally pneumatical or flatulent and consequently on one key. But he finds no difficulty in singing those themes. February 28. I met a most filmy, volatile gas-man Whom they call Dr. Wing. He has been on the Wing since here in Airyland taking statistics, a transmigrated characteristic of his. He is trying to prove that college-bred gaseous verte- brates have more vertebrae for in vulgar parlance, back-bone,j than any other kind of vertebrates. lf he proves that, it may indicate that he and his tribe are reverting into the pithecoid vertebrates. March I. - These college people are now aerodynamists, just as they were the moving force on earth. They seem supremely happy. This is no gasconacle. fi gf' N g h T.- IO3 Qwpmefs for file Cllifbren Sing a song of Gruener, Pocket full of slams, Four and twenty college birds Roasted in exams. When they'cl sung their knowledge Up they got and flewf Wasn't that a horrid thing For college birds to do? There was a little man With a pointed red beard And a green Boston bag- fThe color-scheme was weird l Q And he'd laugh at his own hits Enough to scare you into fits! This funny little, sunny little man ! IO.1. 'Y i En "Mary, Mary, quite contrary, I-Iow does the Annual grow ? " "With dragged out rhymes And "not-on-times" Until to my grave I gof' Little boy Fife, Come blow your horn, And pile on the lessons For German this morn. Little Bo-peep Fell fast asleep And rode to the Windermere car-barns, Tuck her in tight, Let her ride day and night, While we walk down the lane and tell school yarns Goosey goosey gander-H Do you want to land her ? just go down to Clark I-Iallg Watch her there meander. See them all arm in arm, Squads and squads of lovers- "Sweet-heart, honey, lovey-dove"- My! How affection hovers! Little Miss Sophomore Was just biting off more From her nice ginger-bread cake, When Miss Perkins spied her- 0 l how it tried her l "Nice scene on the campus to make l" Rhoda had a little dog, QIts Heece had once been whitej, She took it to Italian II To grow in mental height. And then the Doctor dragged him ou It's surely not the rule To turn away high-minded dogs Who want to come to school ? Q5iofogg Qafenfine Wert thou epidermis, And were I a cell, I'd cling closely to Your brown tissues, ma be And were I a starch-grain Tinged with iodine, 105 t l C I shouldn't be bluer Than now, love of mine, To know I must lose you Forever and aye, And a sad organism, VVaste on till I die ! I thought I saw some bean poles coming down the hall. I looked again, and lo they were but freshmen, slim and tall I thought I heard a little mouse squeaking at the game. I looked again, and lo it was just Florence jones to blame. I thought I saw a big broad smile coming from Clark I-Iall. I looked again, and lo it was M. Chapman after all. I thought I saw an ice-box standing in my way. I looked again, and lo it was the chapel a cold day. Qjlonaenae Qerses. There once was a Faculty dread, Who on rule-making eagerly fed. And they all laughed with glee At each new decree, Did that rule-loving faculty dread. There was a young lady of Guilford Whose pillows were constantly pilfered. But she said, "I don't care If the pillows aren't there," This charming young lady of Guilford, There was a young girl with a crescent That could not be called evanescent. When she went anywhere She wore in her hair This beautiful. pearl-studded crescent. There was a young lady whose Wrath Was incessantly raised against Math. When she found she had made An "E" for her grade, She straightway forgot all her wrath. There was a young girl with a bow, Which she tied round her collar just so. Her friends said, "I-Iow new I I shall surely buy, too, A coy, stylish, sash-like black bow." There was a young girl who liked hair When a bright tinge of auburn was there. So her friends from a doll With a fuzzy-haired noll Sent this maiden a lock of red hair. IO6 Coffege Qgeaufg. The college poise, air or beauty is almost proverbial. The college girl is recognized anywhere, everywhere, by her individual style of beauty, such as her peculiar blank expression, the weary, interesting look about her dull eyes, her profound ignorance of coquetry, her gushing expletives and that inevita- ble, hastily pinned-together appearance, resulting from her ne savoir pas faire sa toilette. College beauty may be cultivated if the following Culture System is religiously and patiently practiced. I. RUIN THE HEALTH. CThis is absolutely essential and may be encom- passed thus :H a. Waste away the day, dance away the night, study for pro- fessors between times. b. Cut hygiene. c. Diet on thin soups, crackers, fudge, physics and education. II. AFFECT PROEOUND ERUDITION. a. Let the conversation always circle about college matters. b. Banish all original thinking. III. AFFECT ARTISTIC D1soRDER. a. Although the hair may probably have been combed before breakfast, be sure that no such conclusion may possibly be drawn. b. Let the clothes rival the leopard's skin. c. Let the shoes as well as the hem of the skirt wear earth's colors. CREDENTIALS: After gullibly swallowing your medicine for a few months, we found that your Culture System was all that it claimed to be. Yours in gratitude, THE FRESHMEN. 107 jfa8I?e for jfresBmen. QWith Apologies to Guy Wetmore Carryl.j There was a shark, a sedulous shark, Whose Es were all so many, That she became the laughing mark Of those who hadn't any. She had a much-absorbing mind And lived a life ascetic, Nor was her temperament the kind That's known as sympathetic. I skip details, suffice to say That sitting on her mat There chanced to be one summer day An impecunious bat, So tired and Weary-looking that, Without elucidation, One saw the symptoms ofa bat Of several months' duration. He paused beside her doorstep, and, With one pathetic look, He called attention with his hand To his unfilled note book. " I've had a 'toot' all yearj' he said, 'Though now I may look meek. A life of riot have I led But now some notes I seek. " I therefore lay aside my pride And frankly ask for aid." "Begone l" the sordid shark replied. " Skedaddle l " harshly said. Then cast at him a shocking term, Looked in a crushing way, " You lump of mud, you typhoid germ She, lispingly, did say, The moral is, Oh, Freshmen, dear, To take notes carefully all year, Then you ill-mannered things can do To those less fortunate than you. 108 ! Qome Clloice Qiransfafiomz. Quayle Qtranslating " Ma langue est jaune "J: " My language is yellow. " Bishop Ctranslating " Un baisernj: " One kiss." Dr. Oliver z " Oh, not necessarily ana." M. jones Qtranslating "Da fielen ihn ein Paar grosse Pantorfeln ins Auge "j: " Then a large pair of slippers fell on his eyef' Detchon ftranslating "Au pied la terrasseujt "At the feet of the terrace." Dr. Oliver: " How many feet has a terrace?', Helen Wright: "'Gott schuf die welt aus nichts.' Why, that means 'God created the world at night.", Delahunt Ctranslating " ayant jete les yeux sur la muraille"j: "Putting her eyes on the wall." Dr. Oliver Qreadingj: " I-Iow much do you love me? " Proudtoot Ctranslatingj: "Very much indeed." I. Budde Qtranslating " Ferturvivilem torvus humi posuisse voltum"j: " He is said to have thrown his disgraceful countenance into the ground." Cleveland Ctranslating " tenetus maillees de plomb"j: " Windows .badly out of plumb." " Qilpon '7J36at Qjleat is Elite Gut Caesar feb, ttiat 15a Zbatli Brown so Great ? " , "I fancy that I can give as good a lecture upon Shakespeare as any man in the country." "Give me some common name in use among the people of New England." Students: " john." "I mean among the higher classes." " The Folio is a disgrace to our college." " It is too bad that dancing should be such a common amusement, it is such a waste of time." Student: "But isn't it usually only the amusement of the younger people?" " Not in the circles in which I move." "There is nothing worth reading in the modern magazines." Student: " I wish to enter my name for the essay contest." "Well, I suppose anyone can try, but you would have been much better off if you had taken some English literature courses." IOQ Tile Genffe atfab of Gvefina Qmifll A swell young Woman's College girl was Evelina Smith, She lived on Euclid Avenue with all her kin and kith, Her house was decked with unicorns and all that sort of thing. Between us, Evelina was strictly in the ring. But woe is me I or rather "woe is her!" I ought to say. When on her way to college after one Thanksgiving day, Her heart all torn with anguish that vacation e'er should end She met upon the boulevard young Simpkins Smithson Bend. And as the morn was beautiful they strolled a little while, And listened to the monkey's plaintiff chorus off a mile, And sighed for more vacation, and cursed their college fate- And when to class poor Evey came-'twas fifteen minutes late. "What shall I do ?" She cried and cried, and tore her silver hair, " What shall I do ?" and wet, wet tears rolled down her Ascot fair " Aha I I have it I" and away she sped on nimble feet, " I'll tell Dear Dr. Fowler-he'll show me what is meet." She met him walking, stalking through the dim and dusky halls With his golden hair as curly as a lovely china doll's. And with beating heart she hailed him "Dr. Fowler, help me, pray I have something on my conscience-help me wash it all away. When yet I was a freshmen, from a locker in the hall I took a dollar bank-note-now alas, I've spent it all I I copied themes for English from a much-adoring dig, And I never handed in my own results for beastly Trig." A fond, fond smile it played upon the doctor's reverend face. " For sins as trivial as those you come to ask our grace ? The dollar from the locker-yes, that was a little bad- But as it wasn't meant for us that matter's not so sad. And then, the other things you told, the English and the Trig, Why really, child, a sin like that is not so blooming big- For freshmen will be freshmen spite of all you have to say, So sow your wild oats gladly-you'll reform some later day. " Ah, sir," cried Evelina, "If you knew mv gratitude You would let me off from thanking you in any platitudeg But oh I there's still another sing this very self same day, First after a vacation, I was late, and stayed away." Then sneering grew the Doctor's eye and up his lips were pursed. "Unhappy maiden I Woe to thee I You'd better murdered first. For such a dreadful sin as that no recompense can be- IIO You'd better go on bended knee and sooth the Faculty. A dollar and a half, 'tis true, will partly expiate, But think how conscience with its stings will make you curse your fate. Steal from the helpless lockers, or copy from your friends- But she who cuts at such a time can never make amends." Alas for Evelina ! She lay swooning on the Hoor. Alas for Evelina! We shall never see her more ! With one sad gasp she whispered "Dropped," then Hopped her And ere that Doctor stern could speak she lay completely dead. They carried her from out the halls with lamentation sore, And as they carried her away their neat long hair they tore. They buried her before Clark Hall, beside the tulip tree, And Wrote an epitaph that automobilers might see: " Here lies in lowly death our friend, dear Evelina Smithg A good, consistent bluffer, who of joy e'er found the pithg But ye who read this epitaph take warning from her fate, The first day after holidays don't come to classes late !" ,i, 'J f' ' - ' jp: ,ir l.l I N, ,lf 'SQQGQZ . xi Inn. III lily head fpage from a QZBemiafry Qlofe ooK. Some elements and their characteristics: Seesholtz: Extremely active element 5 unites readily with math, languages, etc. Miss Perkins: Solvent 5 dissolves vast quantities of excuses. Myers: Inactive 5 compounds with studies very unstable. Dr. Gruener: Readily gives off questions, which unite with students, leaving a blank look. Worthington: Great affinity for laughing gas. Dr. Thwingz Combines with jokes, with explosion. Schneider: Qccurs chiefly in combination with Es. This is not a purely chemical compound as the number of Es which the substance can combine with is indefinite. Morris : Occurs only in combination with Gilchrist, forming a very stable compound. H. Campbell : A very difficult substance to classify 5 has marked charac- teristics ofa freshman, but is always found in combination with a junior. 3 iffunfta. Preparation : In small quantities: Study everything but one single point. You are sure to be called on for that. In large quantities: Cut classes, get put on committees, be sure to go to chapel and christian association meetings, and attend parties and lectures of all kinds given at the college. Flunks thus prepared will last a long time. Properties : Very diffusible, not soluble in tears. Test 1 A " D " at the end ofthe term. II2 ew 607450666 es beef ffs up f X 94, T fX'fQ?1 Around me darkly hover Grim shadows of unrest g I f Dull clouds the heavens cover, I H Grey bank on bank thick pressed, . l But Midas-fingered, lying Athwart black pines low-sighing f R The sunset lingers, dying, I in And calls me to the VVest. K For where the daylight closes, f With molten, golden sky, 6, Lie, starred with frail primroses, Q, My plains of alkali. S lk And oh, for purple hazes X 9 That o'er the mountains creep, X Q For trackless sand-hill mazes, And bluffs of lime-stone steep, For stars as brightly beaming, N X As distant watch-fires gleaming, F Yet veiled with softer dreaming Q ! M ' ,nh Than crimson-poppied sleep. M-- 113 game Qpeciaf Courses. Qgfuffing. PROFESSOR ROSENFELD. ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR QUINBY. DR. DAVIS. I. PRINCIPLES OF BLUFFING. This course consists of daily lectures, illus- trated by examples. 2. ACONTINUATION OF I. A more advanced course. In this the students are required to give five-minute extemporaneous talks On subjects they know nothing about. 3. TRANSLATION. A course in translating at sight. Special emphasis is put on modern languages. Eigging. DR. BUDDE. DR. ROBERTS. MISS MYERS. Q4 only.l I. INTRODUCTION TO DIGGINO. A discussion of the main problems of sys- tematic digging, its relation to the burning of midnight oil and its significance with regard to " Es. " 2. HISTORY OF DIGGING. A brief historical study of the decline of digging from the Freshman to the Senior year, studying from sources, such as the Oakleys, Parker and Horn. 3. BIOLOGY OF DIGGING. A Study of the comparative anatomy and important types of sharks. 4. What digging is not. Eoaftng. PROFESSOR MORROW. ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR CAMPBELL. DR. R. G. SMITH. C3 only.J I. This course will be popular in its nature, and will include field work, especially in the vicinity of the book store. 2. A LABORATORY COURSE. Students are expected to spend at least three hours a Week learning the Chemistry of fudge and Spreads. II4 3. GEOMETRY or LOAFING. Computations of the different angles at which the head may rest on the back of one's chair. N. B. Students of 1 and 2 are urged to attend the course of lectures founded by the " Digger's Club." Zarbineas, PROFESSOR VVORTHINGTON, PH.D. LL. D., ETC. DR. SAMPLINER. I. The main problems of tardiness are here fully studied, including the best means of missing a street car and the most convenient door at which to enter a classroom.. CQpen only to those having 8:15 recitationsb. 2. MY'l'HS AND LEGENDS. Outline of the mythology of tardiness, includ- ing all the excuses that have been used from the beginning of the college. Text Book: "Perkins on Excuses." Gossiping. PROFESSOR F. E. JONES. 1. GENERAL GOSSIPING. The object of this course will be to familiarize students with the best guides, indices, repertoria, and helpsto the acquiring and spreading of gossip. Lists of questions will be given and the methods of Ending answers discussed in class. 2. BELIEFS AND SUPERSTITIONS or COLLEGE. Especial attention will be paid to vague rumors, dreams, etc. The most famous haunt of gossips QSenior lockersj will be studied in detail. gmifing. PROFESSOR CHAPMAN. ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR F. THoMAs DR. EBERHARD. I. LIGHT AND MAGNETISM OF S1v11L1NG. A study of the physics of smil- ing, including computations ofthe distance a smile can radiate. 2. NTECHANICAL S1v11L1NG. This course is one especially emphasized by the professors in charge. It involves a study of the curves of the mouth necessary for the construction of a smile. ' 115 Elie Qflomainf of tiie Qgaff. VVithin a grass-girt meadow There stands a college tall. Its battlements with crosses crowned, Green ivy on its wall. There sounds by day the tinkle light Of banjo or guitar, And arm in arm roam merry girls Around its campus far. But those who pass at night time And view those windows dark I-Iave often-times seen lurid lights Gleam forth, and as they hark Come rushing out the hollow sounds Of mirthless revelry, Of heavy hearts that dance and sport In endless mockery. For long ago, a Faculty That ruled this college tall Cut down the students' pleasures till They drove them to the wallg And full of stern malignity The students did entice Them forth by invitations fair To see a pageant nice. And all the doctors hurried up Oh my! So clean and neat l In strict dress suits and clean white ties, QNO mud upon their feetj, Their hearts all beating rumblingly Like big red-painted carts- And "that was strange because you know They hadn't any hearts. But as they stuck their smooth big-heads Within the oaken door Each one was seized and bound all fast- Their forms we saw no more. And now within those darkened halls They have a ceaseless ball, With hollow mien and burning eye They endless extras call. Unpitied still they pass their nights In eating burning fudge. And though they plead, th, executive Committee does not budge. And ye who hear those fearful shouts On grey nights cold and drear- It is a scornful Faculty That's being punished here. 116 hall late. Coffege Qttaxima. One lunch eaten in the locker-room is better than two eaten in Haydn Woe to the cutter who sees her professor. Have a horse of thine own and thou mayst borrow another's. lt is a wise girl who knows her own Logic lesson. , It may be better late than never-if you are not more than ten minutes You pay more for your schooling than your learning is worth. This is especially true of laboratory courses. ' not Cut in haste and repent at leisure. All that is said in the lockers should not be heard in the hall. No cutting makes jill a dull girl. A cap and gown covereth a multitude of sins. liarly to bed and early to rise may make you healthy and wealthy, but wise. Folly and learning often dwell togetherkin the same suite. - He best keeps from anger who does not take Dr. Hulme's examinations. Morrow never comesfto chapel. ' A burnt student dreads the chemistry laboratory. 117 y Coffege tZiri?'5 Better. My Dear Mary: I would have written to you last week but as we had six papers due I did not have much spare time. Next week we have our spring vacation and as there are only two papers in each course due the Hrst day we return to college IfeelI shall have quite a rest. I went to four recitations this morning: read five hundred pages of Emerson during lunch hour, and was at lab all afternoon. After dinner I wrote six thousand words on "VVhat is I-Iell ir" And Iam sure now that I know what it is. I want to commune with my soul for ten minutes tonight as one of our professors said it would be beneficial. I may have time to do so when I prepare for bed. Oh, Mary, I don't believe I told you what a fine man I met at the party last week. As soon as I saw him I was sure that I knew him. VVell, after awhile someone introduced us. just think how embarrassed I was to learn that he was my father. I-Ie said he thought he recognized me but he was afraid to speak without a proper introduction. He was awfully nice about my not knowing him. I-Ie said it could not be expected that a girl in her senior year at college should know her parents. I-Ie invited me to spend next Sunday at home. I persume I shall if'I have not too much to do. You may not believe it but my father was very interesting to talk to. I had supposedI had outgrown himg but do you know I believe he is better posted on some questions than I am. I-Ie has not a very poetic soul for when I quoted Browning he began to talk about bulls and bears in the market. I didn't know what he was talking about but I thought he had been reading Ernest Thompson Seton so I dis- cussed "The Biography of a Grizzly Bear," but I do not believe he had read that. I-Ie made some very original remarks during the evening and if I ever have much time I shall cultivate him. I-Ie seems to be as interesting as some of our professors. Now Mary, I want to give you some advice. I saw Blanche last week and she said that you were just burying yourself. It is very well for some girls to be domestic but you are not that kind of a girl. It makes me shudder to think of you darning stockings. It must be awful. I presume you even cook and dust. That fate must be even worse than death. You ought to have gone to college. That is the only way to become a broad-minded woman. Of course I know that you were needed at home but then your family ought to have been unselfish enough to sacrifice themselves and their comfort for you. But since you cannot have a college education I should advise you to II8 read Spencer, Emerson and Browning. You cannot be cultured without knowing your Browning. I have not been able to do much reading this year except in philosophy class. Gur professor in philosophy is very considerate. I-Ie always comes to class late. l spend the time waiting for him by reading. I read Boswell's johnson during the first semester. As I wished to read I-Iume's History of England I selected another course in philosophy this term. I hope you will do the reading I outlined for you, forI am sure you would be more companionable for me. Goodbye, , Your friend, Eleanora Isabella Smith. Obe to flie Buifforb mouse Girf. fWith apologies to Alcaeus, Horace and all who write odes or read this.l Now from the dinky heavens above A murky torrent oozes. And in its study down the hall The House-Committee snoozes. Turn high the gas, toast well the bread, Pass 'round the olive bottle, What care we that the grasping Hoods Our fellow-classrnen throttle ? Stir up the golden mayonnaise- Away with fears that harry ! Tornorrow's debt tomorrow pays- Eat fudges and be merry l ,615 ,J .fi iz' jk fi' , V C . V x ik I 4 Q h - Xt- 1154573 no O When college girls learn how to think, And how to register each book, And not destroy with thoughtless ink, The volume which, in truth, they hook, When college girls learn how to dress, And favor not last summer's rose, When faculty the need deems less To advertise Pictor'al clothesg When Haydn hall is understood, And not abandoned to the dust, When Guilford Lane has lighting good, And none hastes through-because he must When grinds are known and driven hence, For gen'ral knowledge's each degree, When girls can talk With common sense, Forget to giggle " he-tee-he!" When college feels it has a fame, To sound and sing throughout the land, When tutors feel it's Worth their game To stay, in spite of tempting hand, Why, then, With loud and loving ring, We'll hail all o'er Eutopia's height That we at last a name can sing- ' Till then, we'll keep it out of sight. I2O cf -hx f, F at 5 it 3 , gl X I 1 mr 'Nz K A.Q l it I NQXXX XXX 'A 5 EFX- xg . f riwsiawl I fi ,il ' ar I 4 W J ' fa: Q' 5' : I A ' I, ' it .ri Q I I' C A '. l ii. s - 1 54 K' V. ,N F: A I I llrlltl: .ik.2 - if ' It-iw - I W 'X -X rf 9. - l ll sw- 2 C y rlltsll es'-Q, , ', ,mi . 5 N I ssijsi-sl ixjx - ' lN,lll'rlt'1l:siE:H-an N 4 4 3. , ill it lliililg: ll., .'i 1 swf I at ffiei. X4 l'Ui'E?"F-2' 'I--5+ It U i It ' , f r , E ' Y l H7 it M lllw gligfxxixqluel. sf- wg,,..frR ' 3 l ll llvV 6ix E """' 9 thu " ei 1 -Q sz I so A -S ga :gt if ,L 4 R l ,A 7 'I ,za L. X. Vi,-5,32 A " X H , '- J - ' 'x4 , aw. QL Mlagagine of 'mit cmb i5umor. Contributed to by the Faculty and Students of the College for Women. Adelbert Student : "Good morning, Miss R14 Are you going for a walk?" Miss R-lt "No, indeed! I'm going to the library. I never go walking except with an object." Adelbert Student: "Well, may I be that object? " In Anthropology, talking of the characteristics of primitive man, Dr. Curtis remarks: "I-Ie had red hair." Miss Bruce to Miss MacDonald: " Hello!" Miss MacDonald: "Ah, go along. You be'r1't half so primitive as I be." Miss Morrow Qrushing through the hall after a classmatel: "Oh, you brute!" Q"Seeing Dr. Fowler in the doorway? "Oh, excuse mel " Mr. Bourne Qexplaining the presence of French soldiers in Savoyjz "France had her foot on Savoy." Miss Post Qunconsciouslyl: "She must have had big feet." Inquiring Freshman: "Are the diplomas of the Seniors made out of seal-skin?" 121 .-I"' ll!l H - .JE Il ll lk V vi .1 Z IU W rl ' , l a .- fiW '5 f' 7-1 There once was a goose, who'd a call To perch on the roof of a Hall, For "Birds of a feather, Will e'er flock together," Said this wicked old goose with a drawl. Miss Schneider tin Psychologyj: "Will the test he written or oral ? " Dr. Aikens: "Yes, I think so." Mr. Young: "What kind of land does the government not allow to become private property ?" Miss Ballantyne: "Water." H. Wright: "Does Leisy have a brewery? I thought he made beef tea." Miss Ross: "What was, Dr. Bourne-" Mr. Bourne: "1I!r. Bourne." Freshman: "I'm afraid you think us awfully unconventional and-and-fresh. Now, really, don't you ?" Senior: "Please excuse me, Miss H., you know only children and fools tell the truth." Freshman: "But you are no longer a child." Miss Elmer ftelephoning just after chemistry examinationl: "Hello, Exchange! Please give me H 2 S O 4." The Freshmen inquire at the office forthe "ballot paper." "We are having our elec- tions, you know." Miss MacIntyre Cinterrupting her conversation with a friendl: "Girls, will you please stop talking! I am talking myself, and if I hear anyone else talk, I can't think." Ethel jones: "Miss Perkins always calls me Miss jones, and my sister Miss Florence. I suppose that is because I am so much more dignitied than Florence." Dr. Oliver: "It is quite natural for me to say 'He et and run,' as that is considered correct in New England." Miss Knight: "Even the cultured and intelligent people there say that too, don't they ? " Miss Layman: "Is that the same William Pitt that was in England P" Miss Hunt: "Practically the same." Miss Wittler fafter absently staring at Miss Van Nostran in chemistry lahoratoryl: "Ruth, you're .vurh a comfort. You don't know any more about it than I do." I22 Chapel in January and February. , . . i, , Q o 0 '1 49094 ISM N -wt '90 4 MO' 0984.-fe -L 15136155 2 I 'ir e t nun! Why not have it on the campus? In the Hygiene examination : "How large is the stomach?" Answer: "It holds about a gallon." "How is Oxygen taken into the body?" Answer: "By inspiration." Dr. Fowler: "Miss Hagan, will you continue the translation, please?" Miss E. Hagan lwho is busily adjusting her pompadourlz "I don't know just where the place is, Dr. Fowler." Dr. F.: 'tWell, you would have known if you hadn't been dressing your hair. For heaven's sake, when will the freshmen learn that my Greek room is not a hair dressing parlor?" "Where is Miss Marble?" Miss Lehmiller: "Rolled off, I suppose." Miss Van Nostran QChemistry I exarnl: "Does 'Hot C' stand for hot chocolate?" Miss Clark: "Miss Krug, did you see the doctor about your arm?" Miss Krug: "Yes, I've got it right here." Miss McKirn Qin Math. IVJ: "I can't draw a very good eclipse." Miss Sampliner fEnglish XIXJ: "The novel of Anthony Trollope held my interest, although there were few love affairs throughout the book." Miss Morrow: "I am a doubting Peter." First Student lin Faust coursejz "I don't expect to be excused from exam-." Second Student lnot in Faust courselz " Does it depend on translation?" First Student: "Depends on Dr. Deering's 'pride and prejudice,'I guess." 123 I Mr. Stevens : " Miss Davies, what does Newman say a University is?" Miss Davies fwho has not read the selection, but is on the alert for assistance, hears a nei hbor whis eruconi-" : " Oh, I know! He sa s it's a ulace of concordance." H P Y I Miss Monson lin physicsj: "The maximum thermometerhas two little dumb-hells in it." Miss Bishop fin French, with a very hoarse voice the morning after the Glee Club con- certj: "Diable! Ma voix! Sil la reconnaissait!" Miss Parks fatter reading a long report on the " Source Book "J: " That's all." Dr. Aikens fwith feelingj: " Good!" Senior Study Room. Dr. Gruener: "The place where Sicily is most found is in Sulphur." Ella Konigslow ldisconsolatelyj: "I have chosen "Tennyson as a Friend and Lover for my English paper, and now they say all the engaged girls have taken that subject." Dr. Hulme: " Miss Rosenfeld, will you tell us something of Scotts early life?" Miss R--: " Well, he was born, and-and-educated." Miss Palmie: " Angle A equals Angle B, is it not?" Dr. Fowler CGreek Vlj: "As I shall not be here on Fridayfn F. Allen Cstrenuous under tonej: " Peach!" I 124 n x Xx yr -1' QM, y l -llIll- in-sv NN if I .Q - 4' l,.J , Oi 1 The College Girl at Home, KA Result of the Faculty NoteS.l Miss Merritt Qtraining the dramatic clubj: " Now, Miss MacDonald, do not look at Miss Haydn, look at the audience, look at me." Miss MacD.: H But me is so attractive." Miss Chaffee treading paper in English lol: " He drowned his sorrow by hanging himself." Miss Parmenter: "Are you in the Mandolin club this year, Carlyne ? " Miss Buschman: " No." Miss P.: " I think it is ever so much better than it was last year." Miss Layman: "l've got to leave early, so don't mark me late." Dr. Oliver lto Miss Lessickl: There are too many missing links in your pronunciation." Miss Haydn: "Ask Mr. Collins to roll the tennis court." Miss Myers: "Ask him yourself." Miss H.: "Oh, l don't know him." Dr. Herrick: 'fHas anyone in the class studied botany under me?" Miss Quinby: "I have." Dr. H.: "Do you remember any of it?" Mr. Stevens Qnoticing the great decrease in the number of students in English XVIIU: "The outlining of a course usuallythins out a class as the Hrst smell of powder does an army." Mr. Severance: "Wl1at kind of laws were passed?" Miss Hubbell: "Presumptuous laws." lMiss Hubbell remarks that she will have a fit if this goes in the Annualj Miss Buschman fearnestly telling a storyjz " Why- a thunderstorm couldn't wake me up any more than the rising bell." Miss Torrey fshowing visitors into the lecture room where a class of freshmen is recit- ingj: " These are the new ones-the green ones." ' The aggrieved freshmen End out later that she was referring to the new blackboards. Dr. Fife: "College is like a great big pie." The Freshmen: "Wl1ere is the Filling? We have only seen the crust." Dr. Hulme: " Wliat were the three historical plays composing Tennyson's trilogy?" Miss Chaffee: " Do you mean the plague that was in London at this time? " 125 The College for Women, a Training School for Professors. Noriciz: The course offered b th y e above institution is one ofthe most complete that can be found anywhere. References may be obtained from Dr VValz, ,OI Dr. Th d' ' , orn 1ke, O2, or any other graduate of the school. 3 Miss Hunt: "And the strange thing about him was that he was married." In basket ball game. Miss Myers: "You're holding me."i Miss Bailey: "Excuse me! !" Dr. Gruener: "Wron conce tion is an elegant ex ression for mistake." D 3 Elie lower of Qlgafief. fAs explained by Miss Lessick's Bible note book.l - Everyone started same language but now , people speak different languages, and this explains why there are so many languages. This is two mysterious things coming together 5 these people of ditfere tl ' n anguages and the tower, nelther of which can be explained. Dr. Hulme: "On what mountain did Moses receive the Ten Commandments?" Miss Chaffee: "Mount Araratf' Miss Weimer ttranslating "Furor est post omnia perdere 1'12lL1lLlIl1HlI "It is madness to lose your carfare after everything else is lost." Miss Hunt Cin historylz "They were very cruel. They often burned theirlittle girl daughters alive." 126 There is a man on the Faculty And he is wondrous wise. He comes to early classes With the sandman in his eyes: And when the hour is over And 'tis fifteen after nine, He runs home to eat his breakfast And is back again on time. 3 Mr. Haydn: "Miss Jacobi, which do you think the more admirable character, Esau or jacob?" Miss Jacobi: "jacob, I think." Mr. Haydn: "Why, that is surprising." Miss I. lsotto voicej: "XVell, l must stand up for my relatives." Miss Weimer: "Tl1ere's a man, Alma!" Miss Gleason: "No, itls just a mail box." Miss W.: "VVell, it's a mail, anyway." Miss Stoney: "Do you think she will be elected anonymously?" Dr. Aikens: "Now-a-days if we should take off our feet every time we entered a church people would think it very remarkable." Beth Roberts treading in the Hjungfraunlz "' The love of a man is to make no impres- sion on your heartf Why, how could she help falling in love?" Extract from the PRESS.-"The girls were busy in the Chemistry Laboratory, arrayed in their dzzin!ypi1zafore,t." 127 "'IJ3asn't it Queer? " The Faculty frowned and shook its head tOh dear! 'XVasn't that queer ?l "Too many parties," it gravely said, "Too many reference hooks unread, Too many famishing brains unfed-" fOh dear! VVasn't that queer ?J So soon to the freshmen the order came COh dear! Wasn't that queer ?j "Call off your high ideals of fame From plays to the juniors, and play the game Of college dig-if it's all the same ! " tOh dear I Wasn't that queer ?J But after awhile, when bloomed the spring COh dear! Wasn't it queer ?J And High school students began to sing Of graduation and that sort of thing, Why things looked different to Prexy Thwing l tOh dear! Wasn't it queer D And woe is me ! on one sunny day tOh dear! Wasn't it queer Fl They deigned the poor freshmen to meet halfway And said "Now couldn't you help us pray ? The High-school students are awfully gay, We want to draw them in as our prey, And a little party from you, we'll say, Would actually, gloriously save the day-" tOl1 dear! E! Wasn't that queer! ! ! J Qufes for fp1'0f6550T5. I. If a professor is discovered, by any member of the student body, spend- ing more than one evening a week from home, it shall be the duty of the student to notify his parents or wife. If this has no noticable effect the professor shall be dropped without warning from the college. II. No professor shall be allowed to go to more than three lectures, two re- ceptions, and one card party during the school year. III. Professors must part their hair smoothly on the left side and not in the middle. IV. In no case shall professors show their pleasure in meeting each other in the halls by clasping hands. This could be construed into "spooning," which above all other things should be avoided in our college course. 128 QL gociofogg qbroiifem. Is there some dread terror Lurks within this lane, Lion 'scaped from bondage, "Shaking of his mane ?" Monkey from the round-house, Ostrich or giraffe Strayed from Wade Park prison Blown here like the chaff ? Something frightful surely, Something grim as death! Watch those youths advancing, White, with bated breath. Ne'er'll you see one coming Down the lane alone, Nofin serried phalanx They march, with inward groan. For not Ulysses even When he to Haydes sank, Or trembling pirate-prisoners When forced to walk the plank, Can feel the awful horror That in their stout heart whirls When those Adelbert students Walk down the lane of girls. 3 Clie i5umbrum qyrige Essay. The committee on the Humdrum Prize Essay have decided upon the following list of subjects. The necessary reference books may be obtained at the College Press. V I. The Number of Presidents from Washington to Adams. Ref. "The Significance of Nothing," by Charles F. Thwing. Pictorial illustrations by Herbert Austin Aikins. II. Radicalism from Pitt to Uliver. Ref. "Roots and I." T. E. Oliver. III. Some Aspects in common of George III and Hulme. Ref. tap 'tThe Class I Walk Inf, Qbj "The Futility OfMOdC1'11 Literature-Except My Ownf W. H. Hulme. 129 J Jn file Zwitigtif. Listen, my Freshmen and you shall hear How on a night cold, dark, and drear, Miss Perkins was robbed and "held up" in the lane By a most ungallant and dastardly swain. Miss Perkins was walking demurely along VVith her mind in old Rome and humming a song Wfhen suddenly she was awaked from her musing By finding herself her worldly wealth losing. She rent the air with a piercing cry, While one lone star in the murky sky Solemly winked and then closed its eye In profoundest grief and misery. Soft-footed the thief ran off in the night, Too soon was he lost from Miss Perkins' sight, And she, unlike the poet of old, Considered her purse not trash but gold. So wildly she called to the thief in his flight, "Keep the purse but return the money all right," But as he never had seen her before He neither heard nor obeyed her more, Than if she were simply just you or I. So he kept on as fast as his feet could fly, Nor did he even slacken his pace, Nor turn back a moment his cowardly face. I-Iow one could defy our Miss Perkins so Is more than you or I can know. But then he'd ne'er seen the Faculty Nor known how terrible it could be. 0 . T ,V 130 01 N03 Lk MARCH ..:.55iiEL 5. A U' S 3? M f Us 9 - if Q f es x tk 4 I ' s as lg ff Q? 'Qt Q Q 5 Sw gm 'is F F fiqfiw-as ' is WM? Qi QQINN mil 'X i A 55 Fx uicxnpn QL-. N C'3'E'U-Ni. Cf pp 37 U 6 X wi l if CQ 5? q EMS it 1 I, "..'L ,i 1---jx--i-,.T-X E Q V March 8 The Phi Kappa Zeta Fraternity entertains the Freshman class March IS The Sophomore class entertains the Seniors. The Gamma Delta Tau Fraternity entertains the Freshmen March 25 Miss Annin gives a reception to the Seniors of Adelbert and Woman s College March 26 Vacation begins. March 30. Florence Harkness Chapel is dedicated. 132 . .fee ,513 xfr 4:-fax -, ,. ff 'E.,?fxx if i . N.. Y v ,,A ,f-:ey-"J, 5:73 X 34' l -ess:-X 1 A :D 'U ," g gfg. I Zhu' " ' Qi! ,Q N i P-1 , s,.t A ,,2', K..-.1 1. 4. 5 1 P : 1 A- '-111-3xg,X' gf- 1 . iff w jf N xsg , 'gjvf ,: .N iQl,v1,L5 Jbf, . 1 ., .. gf I . f' "az, , ... Q WWWW .-f , MM ro E. -HMZMW U7 Q l , , 5 .... fw'fMyWmZ 'gb la A 7 Q Z V gl' ' WWW 27. i wiv!! My I V , XWWZ7 N ' 4wMVlAWli!MWM Wmwpmfwnwaawnfw.. 7 f N' 6 . 7 x 5 6 Xl X .X 5 - , ' X X. - .,-sgxixg ' - f'.'-ir'-E , Q .4., I ' 'I ili . 2 4' x dia? et .. 5 X fe Xu 274.4 1 .44 if pf,-xi ' 2 Xiid,,.f:.:j ?a.Z"Z"1' ,J ""'-- ' 'Km-N?g27"'r'4:'l ' is 'arf , XE-5 f 9 April Mandolin Club, assisted by the Gl ee Club give their annu l , a concert. April Iunlor Sophomore game, 9-6 in favor of the juniors. April Miss Landsberg: "I have sort of a thought." April I . junior promenade. April 1 . Sophomore-Freshman game, 20-11 in favor of Sophomores. April 21. Miss Harbine: "Wasn't Tyler pledged for the bill when he vetoed it? I call that provoking." April 24. Dr. Oliver: "There i s a similar passage in Stever1son's Westward Hn." Dr Fowler leads chapel and compromises on the Lord's prayer. Debate on co-education. Miss Davidson: "If o h to b ' ' April 26. . Mis Cl io. 12. ' - 14. ' 5 . Q . April 28. I April 30. n History I. Miss janousek: "Th e Pope excomrnunicated the Emperor." Miss Hunt: "Why?" Miss janousek: "Because the Emperor had exco 133 mmunicated the Pope." y u ave co-education you are liable e married-liable, l say l !" May May May May May May May May May May May May GQ T- C.Y1. junior-Freshman game. 24-5 in favor of juniors. Dr. Herrick tabout to ask a questionl: "Miss Hopkinson-P " Miss Hopkinson thurriedlyl: "I don't know." Dr. Herrick: "I haven't asked anything yet." Annual appears. The Gavel Club holds an open meeting. Phi Kappa Zeta Fraternity pledge their new members. The Delta Phi Upsilon Fraternity entertain their pledged members a Miss Ward in Willoughby. Field Day reception at Eldred Hall. The Freshmen entertain the Sophomores. The Glee Club give their Annual Concert. Miss Perkins: "Currere lata via," what does that remind you of ?" Miss Layman: "Broad is the path but narrow the way whichfn Miss Perkins: "Mark that." Sophomores all mark. Seniors set apart a day for the juniors to entertain them on. Tree Day. juniors appoint committee to ask Seniors if they really desire to be enteitained If so, when, where and how. 134 I J t the home of If 2 A will l wiiv N lv y X Q T J ff , , 1' x"i 4'.w H June 7. The Seniors attempt to give the "Tempest," but the weather-man gives a more realistic presentation. june 3. Senior"Sing-Out." Baccalaureate Sermon. june IO. Receptions to Alumni, Friends and Students. The Senior class presents the "Tempest" june 11. Luncheon to the Graduating Class ofthe College for Women, given by the Advisory Council. Commencement of the College for Women. june I2 Informal Tea. University Reception. '35 75 e 'Q Eg'ffe2.. mmm W XZ ,, 5 ll 1 ' ' Y ' 3: Q I., J !,M,f7yfc1- one Im' I In i .? v ,- VS E S MMVI!,fl7llWllWlf'I7m?'IW, , A' - ' 332 fl E P' Q, 4' V , -f I. 'Y' fx, 1 R '45 'll Y . ---.J 7 5' Wi fi?- 351 s'xWwl . f. - J l Nl u e l f V . ' 'TF .ll x 53-3 ?f ... f lf lu . 4 H H rice' K A sf ' 'X Mit ' '- Y? I ,X-TQ? . , "1"L5kf-..'f 7 b f I . 'f-1 '7 . - N-W E X . 5 5 TU-W V l 'f .1 , f llll' 'll ' 1' , UAl,mK,- " " -r' l A l Ml ll., . Rf" ! ff f ePtem er September 23. September 27. College opens. The Freshmen in Haydn Hall and Guilford House are entertained by the Sophomores of Guilford House. The Iuniors give a welcome party to the Freshmen. -J ' f' YA .k-si' - K- 3 136 X PM N 'WX x f N f x Q- ' ii X ll it f RR X If in, k- -W lx-15' A' 'a rk Q. gs T X f f ll lil' lu. l i il gl Q. llitygl gf" f Hx ll' '.f'. October October October October October October October October October October October October October October October 2 4 6 8. 9 I0 II I5 16 I7 I8 20 25 27. 31 President Thwing's reception to the students. The Sophomores give the Freshmen a spread. Phi Kappa Zeta Initiation. Freshman: "Is there a recitation in the library P" junior class decides to have a College Annual. Y. W. C. A. gives a reception to the College. The Advisory Council entertains the girls of Guilford House and Haydn Hall. Gamma Delta Tau Initiation. Sigma Psi Initiation. Dr. Aikens: "Quadragemina-that means four twins. What is our word for it not triplets ?" Miss McKim: "Quadrupeds." ' The Dramatic Club initiates its new members. The Seniors have one of their Engagement Spreads. The juniors have their first Engagement Spread. Delta Phi Upsilon Initiation. A Masquerade Party at Guilford House. The Alumnae Association gives a reception to the College. Haydn Hall girls have an Advertisement Party. The Seniors celebrate Halloween. 137 7 4 J -14 J Yliillwunlf X ix lr L. .J A A luiiilixl mn 4.. . As , 6 N N I ? W 1 W ' ' at -l fa?-, S' MN itll AB Q ' sg'-o'x'. . vo U., I ,- y . eggs J I 09-4 0 7 igligra ' '5' S -:Higgins '6 1 Y x 5 , 4? 1 ff 1 fl ff? fi riff ll ll' A 5 ,. 'Q Qi .nllli p W, A Q A fx IQ' ii I, M i C9 . X I .. li ag Xl J lx i ' I - 3' V" js X I . I fi , il T ' ' 7' g in f r' ll i I E if. -1x X. 'i l f 'I ,Rf lil . i Xt. i xi' all November 5. Mr. Gehring's Hnal recital, illustrating Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Mendels- sol1n and Chopin. November 7. Students' reception to Mrs. Mather and Dr. Haydn. November Io. Bertha Rosenfeld tin Chemistry ll: "lust listen to the smell of it, will you P" November 11. Dedication of Haydn Halal. November 14. Stately junior to Miss Shrier: "Don't you want to subscribe for the Annual?" Miss S.: "Why, my dear young friend, I don't know !" November 22. Phi Kappa Zeta Fraternity presents a pantomime to the college. November 24. Senior-Sophomore German. November 27. Thanksgiving vacation begins and three whole days of it E I December December December December December December December DECETHBE 3. 6. 9. I2. 17. 19. 30. Mr. Bourne QReformation Classy: "Cran1ner was the most important single man at that time." Miss Handerson: "Why he wasn't single, was he ?" The junior Play. Mr. Bourne qFrencl1 Revolution Classy: "This man's pen must have flew-- ahem! Heed-ahem! Qnaivelyj I mean run. I never heard of a pen that has Hown! " University Reception. Freshman, fseeing Gertrude Vilas strolling up toward Lab.l "Do you know, they say she knows every man at Adelbert! " The Dramatic Club presents .Size Staaps la Conquer at the Colonial Club. Mr. Bourne: "By the way, Miss Parmenter, can you tell me where Versailles is ? " Miss P.: "Why why, it's on the coast of France." , C -t r 'XSQEELN ft '-? Z-2.2 M, 139 january I. January 8. january S. January IO. january X5. January I7. january IQ january IQ january 22 February I-9. February 9. February Io. February 14. February 20, February 21. February 23. February 26. February 28. Examinations in all their malignity Inter-semester truce. Second half year begins. Valentine's day. Delta Phi Upsilon party to the Freshmen Senior-Freshmen basket-ball game 20 5 in favor of the Seniors Phi Kappa Zeta party to the Freshmen The rulers grant us of their grace a holiday Mr. james in Biology Laboratory If you do the work faithfully you will find it quite capable of occupying you until half past three Haydn Hall house party. junior-Sophomore basket-ball game 1.1, 9 in favor of the Juniors Buzzyl Wuzzy! Fuzzy l Guzfyl Rip! Rah! Zor' Best class in college ' Nineteen-Four I4I We put a fence Before ua Our sfrong oefense fo Be Eesf some one a5oul'b oesire fo fence, Qfung B3 our crueffg. We feave f5e Boaro, 6oweoer, Q Boaro uniitoken stiff' Jn spite of aff its recent sfrain- Eo wif5 if as you wiff. C0-nu, BQXCVKHL Mjqfvv 'ii KQWADL, M'vL wrmA 'VcJ,AA."' f jQ,1x,,,U, L3 'y,wW7f,,,ji-J,e,,., . , 9 no,m1e..c,L UWA .yffffl rvrff 514- Ulfofb 4 I ?f1.1f1,qf:t'f0 5 1- F VT? Q1 Us pfeascmf, sure, fo see one'e name in print BooK's a BooR, aPfBougB fBere's nofliing in'f.' I W 44 if IGH TO GET R If y , W1 ' 51? M ff ug wb f Mag! WM' X ' 172' KKI4 f X! X . : , M 5 f X7 N MQ' Of? P1 Q F ,,.5,-1' g x f f 2 4591 T2 1! XM, -'-,-,., ffJ,, 1V5 me-'f':-1: vt-res:-12 nf:---::, -If 1' " f elightful Comfort Nowhere can a person secure more real, de- lightful comfort on a railwayjourney than on the great tra1ns over the Lake Shore and Mrchlgan Southern And thx IS due to the equrpment always the b st excellence of road bed and n1cety of track adjustment, features wherem lt excels all others and whrch make every m1le one of comfort and pleasure When you have occaslon to travel between Ch1Cag0 and 'Y "' if 4 Cleveland Buffalo, New .JZQMBII5 York and Boston, by uslng AIHEE the Lake Shore you wxll se cure absolutely the best 1n travel that money can buy MICHWAN 1 For ' Book of Tra1ns or RMLWAV t avel lnformatlon, address 5 xvmluw SMITH General Pass and T1cket d, Ohlo Mm-az .S . . - Y f ' '--- , . ' t'- I , , ,'?h7',,,4.:..,r Q 7 A' ' 44? ty ' . - . - 146 H R. 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D., D.D.s., i i 2Q Euclid Avenue The aim in each department of the University is to provide the best training. Information is gladly furnished by the Dean of each de- partment or by the President oi the University. CHARLES E. THWING, President 150 fy if 1 Q QK ll w w l if E ff-W ,n CHAS. LIEBENAUER A V25 Jeweler, Opt1C1aH f 'i ww !a4 Headquarters for School Pins f 'Q I CE I r 1 Z Q I I ! WlW NXxxhN,,?j 2 5 2244 Ezzflia' Awfzzzf Car. Donn Strfet s:gQr.x8. , X 9 i I CLEVELAND, OHIO SKA vioxx X xwx Doan, 598 F Cuyahoga, R 356 Bell, Main 1016 Cuyahoga, R 887 THE H. H. HESSLER Co. Surgical 8: Sick Room W . Busciman 8939 Co. Supplies F rnit re Trzzffef, Crzzlrher Abdamimzl Supporterr u u - Elaftif Starkifzgf Mcdira! Batterief Carpets: DFHPCFICS Afrtyfrial Liflzbr and Eye! 33-35 The Arcade Cleveland, O. 214-216 Superior St. Cleveland, O. THEO. DEA Qrttsttc IJ YUEYHIJIJ? 722 Euvlid dvenzze ilibf 5551112 ras. n. 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KENDALL ESC SON GENERAL AGENTS 307-8-9 New England Building SEND FOR ffrcej DESCRIPTIVE BOOKLETS. WE D0 BUSINESS THROUGH CORRESPONDENCE 152 GERMAN I. Dr. Fife: "NoW,we shall turn to the reading lesson, Miss Wright, will you read, please?" Miss Wriglit: "I am not prepared, Dr. Fife." Dr. F.: "Will you read, please, Miss Layman?" Miss Layman: "I read the wrong lesson." Dr. F.: "Won't you help us out, Miss M. jones?" Miss jones: "I lost my book and canlt find it." Dr. F.: "Won't you read, Miss Jackson?" Miss jackson: " I'm not prepared." Dr. F.: "VVell, I guess I'll read the lesson for myself, phase." The Sigler Brothers Co. MANUFACTURING AND WHOLESALE JEWELERS D IAMO N D IMPORTERS Cleveland, Ohio VASSAR PHARMACY Pure Drugs and Medicines PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY Try our Ice Cream Soda C v 279 J. J. SCHMITT Belle, D 313 Propriet W. A. 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CATALOG UPON REQUEST CLEVELAND, OHIO 158 CASE SCHOOL OF PPLIED SCIE CE CLEVELAND, OHIO THIS SCIENTIFIC SCHOOL OFFERS THOROUGH TRAINING IN THE FOLLOWING COURSES I Civil Engineering II Mechanical Engineering III Electrical Engineering IV Mining Engineering V Physics VI Chemistry VII Architecture VIII General Science The Conner W' Siudy are Tfaarazzgbb Prafliml, mm' Siberia! Attffltim if Paid to Work in fbi' Field, Shop and Lrzborfzforief :: 1: :: 1: 2: :: :: Graduates of Classical Colleges who have improved their oppor- tunities in Mathematics and Physical Science, can usually complete one of the regular courses in two years FOR CATALOGUE OR SPECIAL INFORMATION, ADDRESS CHARLES S. HOWE, Acting President, Cleveland, Ohio 159 l l I l AI .EXOMBRI C' Q1 wfamofwma GS , Xvhen I was at college, l ,XT I thought hut of knowledge, , Ng VVouldAnaught of him who knew not Kant. fiks- n avoidless evil, X5 1 K .VVere men, barely civil, N y 'k VN A sm1le,a shrug was all I d grant. 51 , 'Q Fl ,- N , ly f ."' I , .' , are Sf hgh and An obsolete organ, 1 if vllf 5 ' , l' Nl Y A cold steeley Gorgon, ,' 5 Wc11-made Was my heart that gave me no care. f ::f'V ,.-.f -' ,,, I-I'm! Marry I wouldnt-- gii li-gy garments ' Ohglqgiot that I couldn't- fjd - x I was CWI' -ng, saucy and fair. tj ,',1 M I Made to order Then, love was all nonsense, , b . And learnin all incense: W ,yt .,. gn! g - l y And man but the vanishing point, l -l " K 12. ' For I could not see him, ' X .at g ' And would not to please him. ' l' ff, V , 3 , To 'co-parties cried I, aroint! Xf Q99 But now that I'm wiser, L55 It Jive. ty ,X QED , The men w0n't apply sir, ll tf' T it fs, " ' They don't want my College-fed heart. . fgfj , , l Oh! Love is all incense, l j ' 206 Superior St. And learning all nonsense, Q - ey Would school tau ht it ri ht from the start. M-, CLEVELAND g g FlllililibklliMQi0ll50ili594lllO'NlliONll1 YSIIXNT ADS. l 5 l 1 We l l WANTED-A new way to do my Duty. C. E. Jacobi. g 1 I n v I 5 152 THE ARCADE, CLEVELAND. l WA1IiTAEI'I1Z!:pCykoody who will listen to me while I sing lg Circulatggg E 5 oo s- ews WANTED-Work. H. G. Campbell. g StaU0nCr15iQifJEn?OOdS 5 5 - ' l WANTED-Some one to talk to. E. j. jones. ' Telephone Mam H24-l' ' L'.f'lN'lliOO'lUlHOlOiO0lUlQ0iOlON1Ni9WJ 5 WANTED-A class to cut. F. E. jones. NVANTED-A collar. H. B. Gaines. Q l lf XVANTED-A laugh. C. B. sclmeider. , lt Dzrecfor it WANTED-"To go too." H. L. Guise. NVANTED-4-Two or three inches of height. Harriet S., K. XV., M. E. V. E,. E. A. S. and others. XVANTED-A pillow. R. G. 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RosE BUILDING THE DAYLIGHT STORE ERIE AND PROSPECT We carry Dry Goods exclusively Special thanks from the "Col- maimaining the lege Locus " for your pillows Highest Qualities and Latest Fashions I O N and other Contributions In Use the room freely it is Reserve styles for ff Reserve " girls S H 0 P Yours always 1 . THE "COLLEGE Locus" AT THE Scorr DRY Goons Co. 161 E , 251 t 051 f XQX Arm f 'J2Jn.,,:f5 Q' NX 1' ' if . lg X- h'1ou"H'x X j fi i i 'ii ii. '55 . PM - LJ' mvtsclefv L13 Tfllbn 1 H Q917J5muhLIz A hitherto unpublished sketch of the Well-known artist, QED. 19. Q. 3352115 J, G, LIDDICQAT CORDOY7A WVAX CANDLES Blnstructot of ' QlBanfo, Qlwanholin ann Q5uitar BLAUjQ'Qf'5flQ,QEif1jfjjfQ Q2 'QW Director of the Mandolin of the XVILL suonu l"lYll 51KLli liX'ERX'YN'II1illlZ Ph0neN USR 213 CENTRAL AVE- STANDARD OIL COBIPANY FOR FLOWVERS Most Artistic Designs in HATS can be had GO TO GRAHAM LAKIE YYIEWV. 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