Fife High School - Illahee Yearbook (Fife, WA)

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CLASS WILL We, the members of Fife High School's class of l954, being of sound mind and body do hereby declare our last will and testament: Victor Coon wills his pretty two front teeth to Dean Crawford. lnez lsaksen wills her horse laugh to Sandra Lunde. Leon Rader wills his week's vacation to Dave Bornander. Tommy Kamenzind wills his tan to Richard Lightburne. Shirley Mills bequeaths lO gallons of gas to Dave Hall. Nadine Morgan wills her gabbiness to Myra Kilkup. Gary Weaver wills his curly hair to Richard Delin. lAlso his pink shirt.l Joyce Pedersen and Jeanne Petorak will their ability to get along with Mr. Hatley to the basketball squad. Ray Timmons wills his elevator shoes to Darrell Krammer, better known as Moose. Barbara LaVeille wills her long hours at school to Buddy Tanberg. John Reines and Don McKecknie will their bottle of peroxide to DaLoris Robinson. Winona Miner wills her Hawaiian iacket to Margie Torre. Don Clarkson wills his love for school to Jim Clark. Albert Cochennette wills his driving ability to Tom Lelli. Marsha Gordon wills her ability to spell to Rhea Crowell. lShe intended to will her freckles but she couldn't remember how to spell it.l Everett Plumb wills his low leans to Kenny Devenny. Lucille Friend wills her gym shorts to Gail Murray. Hideo Watanabe wills his undented car to Myron Toler. Bill Mohler wills his southern drawl to Bob Mitton so he can charm all the girls. Sharon Johnson and Diane Holt will their ability to get identical test grades to Annette Ryan and Helen Makai. Ellsworth Finlayson wills his biceps to Grant Smith. Dick Meginniss wills his typing ability to Jay Charaba. l8O words per minute nowll Tadashi Kaiimura wills his ability to get along with Mrs. Young to the Juniors. lOh, that Tadashill Gayus Sweet wills her little sister to Mrs. Vinson to manage. Good luck, Mrs. Vinson! Harold Farris wills his familiar blue iacket to Stanley Barker in return for the latter's white one. Margie Blodgett wills her fiery love-letters from Stewart to Shirley Conine. Ronnie Jones wills his stink-bomb tactics to Don Peters. Norita Falaschi wills her acrobatic stunts to Julian Bean. Joy Carr wills her diet plan to Rhea Crowell. Gene Brown wills his catty car upholstery to Richard Ambuehl. Janet Giessel wills her 3:05 assignments to Judy Fox and LaVonne Jones. Charles Frazer wills his friendliness to that cool kid, Alex Hergert. Juanita Brodahl wills her horse tail to Helen Makai. Ernie Bailey wills his motor cycle riding ability to Marilyn Trolson. Happy riding, Marilyn. Jerrilee Browning wills her beautiful singing voice to Bev Gordon and Connie Ellsworth. Sharon Kelley wills her perfection to all the iunior girls. Gloriann Miller wills her short fingernails to Donna Reed. Lucille Ofstad wills her engagement ring to August to give to Sandra. Kathrina 'Salzmann wills her quietness to Karen Myers. Gene Mead wills his wise cracks to Gary Scott. Loretta Olive wills her long hair to Linda Chestnut. Delores Russell wills her marriage license to Phyllis Petry and Tom Lelli. Marilyn Siska wills her personality to Sandra Rang. Carol Jensen wills her ability to pay Drill Team dues promptly to Margie Torre and Ruth Ambuehl. Beverly Torgerson wills her yell-leading ability to JoAnn Bailey. Who knows? Anything can happen. Carolyn Chlipala wills her shyness to Tom Gilmore. Loren Chinn wills his nickname of Chief to anyone who would like to whoop it up. Vera Crawford wills her Senior Math papers to anyone who needs them. Mary Bisig wills her ability to get into trouble with Mr. Flechtner to the tenor section. Barbara Fox wills the Drill Team to anyone who will take them. Sam Shimizu bequeaths his front row study hall seat to Jim Ragan, since he never talks. Kathleen Leighton wills her test grades to Janice Kotchkoe. Barbara Marzano wills her temper and her knit suit to Jacque Sills. Elsie Yotsuuye wills her cooperativeness to Mr. Belknap. In witness whereof, the said members of the class of I954 have hereunto set their hands in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred fifty four.

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HIDEO WATANABE Maiors: English, Math, Man- ual Training, Science. Min- ors: P.E. and Health, Social Studies. Torch Club l, 2, 3, 4, Drivers' Club 3, 4, Junior Class Vice4President, Song of My Heart 4, Proiection- ist 3, 4, Student Council Rep. 4, Annual Reporter 3, Ring Committee 3, Junior- Senior Prom Committee 3, Senior Announcements 4. Ambition: To get a degree in Engineering. CHRISTMAS NIORS GARY LEIGH WEAVER Gair Science, Maiors: English, History. Minors: Art, Math. Wrestling l, 2, 3, 4, Foot- ball l, 2, 3, 4, Traicm Knights 2, 3, 4, Pep Club 3, l.ettermen's Club l, 2, 3, 4, Drivers' Club 3, 4, Boys' Club 2, '3, Freshman Class Pres., Student Body Publicity Mgr. 4, Student Council Rep, 4, Song of My Heart 4, Choir 2, Annual Artist I, 2, 3, Committees: Christmas Ball l, Drivers' Club Scroll 4, Choir Christmas Program 1, Lettermen's Dance 4, Homecoming 4. i -1na.-13,3 ELSIE NOBUKO YOTSUUYE Maiors, English, Science, Commercial. Minors, History, P.E. and Health, latin, Home Economics. F.H.A. l, 2, 3, 4, Sec. 2, Vice-Pres. 3, State Treas. 3, G.A.A, 2, 3, 4, Vice4Pres. 3, Torch Club 2, 3, 4, Troianeltes 2, 3, 4, Sec. 2, Girls' Club l, 2, 3, 4, Pep Club 3, Drill Team Maiorette 2, 3, 4, .lun- ior Class Pres., Student Body Treasurer 4, Class Sec. 2, Song of My Heart 4, Senior Showdown 2, Stu- dent Council l, Attendance Records 3, Office Girl 2, Candy Counter Treas. 3. BALL

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CLASS PROPHECY Here we go in our spaceship, rocketing to the moon in the year I984 to the home of DON McKECHNlE, the millionaire, who is noted for his scientific mind. ln his glass home, he is having a dinner in honor of his recent expedition to Pluto. He has invited his high school graduating class to ioin him. While gazing over his glass ball- room trying to recollect the names of his former classmates, he sees a beautiful redhead, holding a gold cigarette holder, sitting on a blue velvet divan. Oh! My goodness, it's BARBARA FOX. Well, these movie actresses, you can never tell. Look! Who's over there? BARBARA MARZANO and GAYUS SWEET, the two best policewomen on the planet Mercury, showing off their space patrol badges to the best lawyer on Mars, GARY WEAVER. After I7 years and 5 months, he finally received his lawyer's degree. ELLSWORTH FINLAYSON, the Senior Math teacher of Venus High School, is asking RONNY JONES, the famous wrestler, how he keeps his weight up to 200 pounds. Ronny's manager this year is LUCILLE OFSTAD. The president of the Spacemen's Club, JOHN REINES, is over by the punch bowl talking to EVERETT PLUMB. Ev's latest release from Sing Sing enables him to attend the party. Ev borrow two Sheriff Tex badges from Wool- worth's, The Store of Spacewear. LUCILLE FRIEND, the well-known ballet star on Neptune, broke her ankle and is in a wheelchair being pushed by her maid, CAROL JENSEN. Carol's corporation of HUSH MUSH failed. ERNIE BAILEY, now chief of police of New York City, has escorted a former classmate, JANET GIESSEL, the Society Woman of the World, who is now showing off to MARILYN SISKA and KATHRINA SALZMANN, who are bubble dancers and singers in a New York night club. My, how times have changed. SHARON KELLEY, who is now a Hawaiian dancer at HAROLD FARRIS'S dance studio, is telling the women about her new swing. MARGIE BLODGETT, the head of the music department at Fife High School, is sitting next to TOMMY KAMEN- ZIND, her accompanist. Tommy is taking over Liberace's place on television. VIC COON, who has finally obtained his life-long ambition to become an elevator boy in the Empire State Building, is telling LORRETTA OLIVE the ups and downs of the place. Lorretta has moved up in her profession also. She now scrubs decks on battleships. Helping out the Navy, Lorretta? JUANITA BRODAHL, JERRILEE BROWNING and JOY CARR have combined and now call themselves The Three Jackpots.'l' They sing in a gambling casino in Reno, Nevada. LOREN CHINN has taken over the Perry Como program on television. KATHLEEN LEIGHTON has recently taken over the Dorothy Dix column on the earth. Got any problems? Send them to Kathleen. BARBARA LaVEILLE is now sole heiress of the Kress Stores. She has five stores on each planet. She really spent her dimes in a big way. Well, hello there, BILL MOHLER, what is that you're carrying? Your fleas? Oh yes, of course, Bill has a flea circus. Be sure to see it when it comes to your planet. ALBERT COCHENNETTE, the president of The United Planets, is talking to RAY TIMMONS who is now sole owner of a rocket gas station, about future problems of the universe. Who is this beautiful looking young lady entering the room? I don't believe l've ever seen her before, she must have the wrong planet. JOYCE PEDERSEN? I can't believe it! She weighs only l20 pounds. lHer one ambition is at last accomplished.l Congratulations, Joyce. MARY BISIG, who won the Daily Planet contest, is very fortunate to be Mrs. Superman. They fly from planet to planet without a rocket. Near Mary is INEZ ISAKSEN, ianitor at Pacific Lutheran College. What could that noise be outside? It sounds like a new rocket with duals. Well, if it isn't Miss ELSIE YOT- SUUYE, Superintendent of Fife Schools. Still single, Elsie? What happened, did he get disgusted because rockets ran the airplanes out of business? Let's see who is in the rumpxus room, there seems to be a commotion - well, if it isn't NORITA FALASHI, the famous bank robber, trying to get Don's safe open. I guess she will never change. The two best detectives on the Pluto force, NADINE MORGAN and BEVERLY TORGERSON, have already got her handcuffed. The married women are gathered in a corner talking about their flower gardens. There is Mrs. Russ Wil- liams, the former DELORES RUSSELL. What, no kids? That is a surprise. DIANA HOLT is now Mrs. John Snod- grass. She left her thirteen additions at home. The former MARSHA GORDON, who is now Mrs. George Bush- bob, is teaching shorthand the longhand way at Saturn High School. HIDEO WATANABE, the well known scientist, spent the last year inventing a superiet rocket to go 2000 miles an hour so he could beat everyone to the party. He beat everyone by two weeks. Good going, Hideo. Who knows, he may be another Einstein. You'd never believe it, but TADASHI KAJAMURA and SAM SHIMIZU are famous hair stylists, and they own their own shops on Venus. GENE MEAD is working with them. He has iust invented Zip Curl, a new home permanent. GENE BROWN has taken to the water world. He is preparing to swim the Pacific Ocean. The water must be coming closer together. Good luck, Gene. SHARON JOHNSON and CHARLES FRAZER were recently married and they now have their own little hospital. Sharon is Dr. Frazer's assistant nurse. VERA CRAWFORD and GLORIANN MILLER are deep sea divers. They are diving for pearls south of Pago Pago. Vera opens the oysters and Gloriann takes out the pearls under water. WINONA MINER, who runs an old maids' home, is telling DON CLARKSON all about the super-iet submarine that flies on top of the water. Don is the new king of Egypt. He left his seventeen wives at home. JEANNE PE- TORAK, who is the new mayor of Fife, Washington, is talking politics to Dick. DICK MEGINNISS is a contractor, building igloos in Alaska. CAROLINE CHLIPALA, the editor of the latest magazine, The Tafon Way, is telling SHIRLEY MILLS how to lose weight. Shirley is the fat lady at the circus on Jupiter. All other members of the 1954 class are married or single, rich or poor, happy or unhappy, or else iust lost on some unknown planet.