Falls City High School - Orange and Black Yearbook (Falls City, NE)

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SENIOR CLASS WILL To Mrs, George we leave a roomful of electrically charged desks to keep her history classes at attention. To Mr. Henderson we leave the dream of a quiet study hall. To Mrs. Cummins we leave a nice, comfortable, easy chair instead of a troublesome math class. To Mr. Gardner we leave a supply of belts for those students who insist on coming to school half- dresscd. To Mr. Wed del we leave the honor of protecting the IVru Trophy from Nebraska City. To Mrs. Lunsford we leave a razor strap to use on Dan when she feels it necessary. To Mrs. Kinkead we leave another bottle of transmitter pills. To Mr. Kckiuan we leave a soggy sponge, an anonymous telegram, and our thanks for the carmvaL To Mr. Johnson we leave the memory of many wonderful class periods. The Honorable J. P. Ceha leaves kts mug in the furnace room to his successor. Homer Kirk. To Mr. Joy we leave the hope of more prompt future dass wtLl authors. To Mrs. Syiten we leave a grammar rale book to help settle classroom arguments. To Miss Jorn we leave a book on child psychology so she can be prepared for the- other Appleorf. TO Miss Pas we Leave a supply of Arid with Per Stvv at each typewriter. To Mss Shook we leave tour buckets of fish-worms for her hungry aquarium. Tb Mrs. Ahern we Leave another class of boisterous freshmen to tame. To Mr. Bsftrik we leave,. To M • Gbdw ;i we «ave a copy of Ladv Chat' tov«r to a»iu to his collection of paper-backed hooisi. Tb Mr. Peterson we leave a list of improvements his office;: namely, a television: sec. an air conditioner, a telephone. and a JS-ddrdtf secretary. Tb Mr. Schneider we euve another new ciaas of squeais and squawks. Tb Mrs. Xims we leave another freshman class of future housewives. Tb Mr. Svoipsun we leave tile wish tor a speedy and compieoe recovery. Tb. -Mrs. Sommer we leave a Gary 50uk Type-vrlber itepair ELIh. To Mrs. Burton we leave a pile of gym shorts and other odds and ends found lying around the girl's dressing room. To Miss Ehernberger we leave the hope that not every junior has a twisted sense of humor. Terry Baxter leaves, hoping the next person she meets will be her Prince Charming. Juanita Smith leaves with “Goose.” David Stryker leaves about 150 pounds to Eugene Strauss. David Wittrock leaves thoroughly disgusted with the opposite sex. Terry Lippold leaves to talk things over with Sally. Doris Schulenberg leaves a tube of lipstick and her charming smile to Meriyna Palier. Bob Bishop left—and took it with him. John Wehrman leaves his whip to Jim Scfaatz. Gerald Messier leaves his ability to correct Mr. Johnson to James Richey. Richard Halbert leaves his theory about “putting our eiders away” to anyone who wants to flunk English for a semester. John Lippold Leaves, thinking Mr. Coba is the greatest. LeRoy WiEits leaves his dilapidated old Chevy to Ed Schlerech. Ann Gibson leaves a life-size model of herself to the freshmen girls in order that they may see for themselves some of the finer points of feminine beauty. Larry Curtis leaves convinced that the teachers know mure than they (iid when he came four years ago. Pricilla. Kelley Meinzer leaves with a head start. Bob Wissmger leaves his boisterous laugh to Bu ELirkendail. Steve Sperry leaves to see if he can make it to West Point in a Model A Eord. Marjorie Phraser Ieaves Go get a megaphone so that future teachers will be aide txi hear her questions. Wesley Doweil leaves his hole in one on No. 4 to anyone who wants to hear a wild tale. Ardis McCann leaves her romantic difficulties to Mary Lane. Bill Bullock eaves in a safari bo the loneiy back rouds north of Gordon.

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Larry Hornbostel was yelling: I'm no slugger in romance,” as he chased Ruth Schnute, Mrs. I. A. of 1981 out the door. Kay Jo Little, showing a dazzling hairstyle, arrived with a big hairbending bruiser. Gerald Messier was soberly attired in a tight-fitting suit and collar; apparently he's wearing a strait jacket. Diana Oliver came to my table to tell me she pushed through the legislature a bill to hardtop all country roads. Kenney Foster had paid Dale Richmon, an electrician at Cape Canaveral, to keep a spotlight on him. Kenney always did like his shapely legs shown off. As we were about to leave, Larry Hershberger offered to clean the club. His wife Carol has trained him for that type of work. Dave Wittrock was standing at the door passing out party favors — colored Kleenex. Because Betty Huettner was staying across the hall from me, she rode to the hotel in my car. She told me she had been an airline hostess but had become “so bored” that she earned her pilot's license. She often encounters classmates traveling on her plane. Her most regular passenger is Bob Hahn, owner of Hahn’s Charm School for Farmers — every graduate a Romeo. Rosalee Pflaum, a connoisseur of all beverages, often travels with nn Gibson and Sally Lunsford who are now rich from their patent game—“Spin the Bottle.” Roberta Reiger, world champion roller skater, often hires Betty to fly her skating company around the world. As we went into the hotel we met Larry “Brain” Curtis who patches cigarette-burned collars. He told us Larry DeBusk and Earl Tutt have established a drag strip extending from Falls City 17 miles south. Harold Sutter, a millionaire, had his beginning by collecting money for all “chairtable” organizations. Bob Hoy and David Sawyer recently were awarded an Oscar for producing the best show of the year. Clarke Witt and Patsy Posey, brain surgeons, try all their theories on Dennis Hatfield. Dick Law is president of the national fraternity — Iota Theta Pi (i o TT). Carol Schatz is president of the corresponding sorority. Gary Mick, after further experimentation with chemicals, has succeeded in losing himself in orbit in the first “Mick-nik.” Wesley Dowell has built theaters throughout the country so boys won’t have to travel to Kansas City. Jay Dyblie and John Wittrock are beach cleaners at Ft. Lauderdale. Richard Halbert tours the country telling crowds how to be almost as great as he is. Bob Bishop is the head of a successful company featuring “gifts for the man in your life — specializing in a breath-taking deodorant.” Richard Gibson is his head salesman. Sharon Bauer has just completed her latest novel “The Art of Frenching” — free demonstration with each book. As I went to my room I remembered I hadn't seen Betty Merz. Apparently she had to care for her ten children while her husband was in Texas. Now that I know what all my classmates are doing. I’ll keep on at the same—looking for a husband. Mary Beth Stalder

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Diana Oliver leaves with a diamond, some appliances, but no husband-----yet! Carol Schatz leaves her nickname “Legsy” to Gloria. Janice Maze leaves with you know whom. Sheri Bauer leaves her cute little wiggle to Sandy Kelley. Don Jahn leaves his nickname “Lover” to Bobby Grantham. Tom Roberts leaves his Candid Camera to the Boys in the Furnace Room. Elaine Capps leaves her pill bottle to Storz Brewing Company. Dale Darling leaves a dozen freshmen girls broken-hearted. Kenneth Foster leaves convinced it’s still a man’s world. Richard Gibson left something to someone, but it was too ambiguous and irrelevant to print. Dennis Godemann leaves his high-water “britches” to Roger Kennedy. Peggy Grimes, leaving in a big red Oldsmobile, leaves the underclass girls to get along as best they can. Kay Jo Little leaves for a very special hair-do from “The Man” in Omaha. John Wittrock leaves convinced that milk is much better for growing boys than the kiss of the hops. Clarke Witt leaves some of his strength and speed to Jim Titus. Fred Brewer leaves the hair on his chest to some of the freshmen boys. Gary Kammerer leaves as the most eligible bachelor. Gerald Fritz leaves his fast draws and trick shooting to Mat Dillon. Melvin Harmon leaves for his laboratory at the 0. K. shop to finish work on his latest experiment. Larry Buckminster leaves with his favorite flower. Densil Alexander left rather suddenly. Earl Tutt and Larry DeBusk leave for a rumble in Hiawatha—refreshments afterwards will be served at Bob’s. Roberta Rieger leaves trying to find herself a man. David Robinson leaves his art work from History class to Esquire and Playboy magazines. Dennis Hatfield and Larry Hershberger leave their blonde girl friends in school for a couple more years. Betty Merz leaves her big smile to Cindy Sutter. Joyce Halterman leaves in search of a man. Evelyn Rider leaves her psychology book to Willard Eickhoff. Kenneth Fritz leaves with his brother Fast-Draw Fritz. Walter Honea leaves his red Ford to the chemistry lab for analysis. Charles Helmick leaves—after five or six years. Ruth Schnute leaves her map of parking places to Ben Maze. Marcele Schulenberg leaves her job at Wittrock’s to anyone who can put up with Junior High kiddies. Charlotte Veach leaves for home. Jay Dyblie leaves his extraneous theories on the evolution of Mr. Johnson’s grading system to next year’s chemistry class. Alfred Eickhoff leaves his intelligent appearance to Charlie Heiser. Carol Ebel leaves her first-floor patrol to Jean Fisher. Byron Gerlt is going to be selfish and leave Linda Buckminster to himself. Dick Law leaves with a couple of problems to talk over with his buddy, Sigmund Freud. Bill DeWald leaves just a year behind schedule. Judy Gaston leaves for the airport road to listen to the radio. David Sawyer leaves his sputtering '37 Pontiac to the Smithsonian Institute. Sharon Womble was smart and left school about 24 weeks early. Patsy Posey leaves with Buck and his hot six. Harold Sutter leaves his skins, his sticks, his drum-major pants, and his goose step to Bitsy Wagner. Larry Hornbostel leaves his track shoes and high hurdles for Matt Sikora. Betty Huettner leaves her nack of spilling cokes at the Oil City to anyone who likes to buy half a coke for a dime. David Elliott leaves his little black book of girls’ addresses to Melvin Fritz. Gary Mick leaves his Studebaker to the boys at Cape Canaveral, who specialize in mechanical failures. Donna Sears leaves her blonde wig to Violet Vogele. Tom Castle leaves with his mind in a “Maze.” Bruce “The Runner” Smith leaves to show his athletic ability to the Big Ten. Mary Beth Stalder leaves her witty ways to the Central Intelligence Agency. Rosalee Pflaum leaves her cute little dimples to Jim Titus. Dale Richmond leaves with his nose to the grindstone, his hands on the wheel, his feet on the ground, and his eyes on the ball. Floyd Sumner leaves his vast motion picture industry to the boys in the fraternity. Bill Yoesel leaves with the knowledge that he has taught the world a lesson—and learned one himself. Phil Fisher leaves a documentary article, Party Games, based on his experiences as a host to “Ladies’ Home Journal.” Sally Lunsford leaves her red hair and philosophy of life to Carole Armbruster. Bill Glenn leaves his Model “A” to Falls City High School as a Driver’s Training Car. Bill Glenn