Falls City High School - Orange and Black Yearbook (Falls City, NE)

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SENIOR CLASS WILL The class of 1957, Falls City High School, gratefully leaves to the faculty: To Mr. Andrews, we leave a private list of our future telephone numbers, so he can call us in for advice on critical problems. To Mr. Weddel we leave a private turnpike to Frederick, Maryland. To the “third floor discussion group” we leave a five-way radio, so they can hold discussions during class, too. To the coaches we leave those hefty PeeWee Leaguers. To Mr. and Mrs. Cummins we leave a genuine “Pocket Addiator” to save time correcting papers. To Mr. Eckman we leave many years of happily married bliss, and three cans of Simoniz. To Mrs. Gatz we leave “John Wayne” Sauer, and “Lana Turner” Zimmer. To Mrs. Hoffman we leave a map of the shortcuts to Hiawatha, which some of our boys have developed. We leave Mrs. Hanson, knowing that all her troubles are little ones. To Mrs. Kinkead we leave the ambition to sing on Arthur Godfrey and His Talent Scouts.” To Mr. Jones we leave a post on the “National Atomic Energy Commission.” To Mr. Lindquist we leave a recording of “Sound Off” so he can practice marching in his own living room. To Mrs. Lunsford we leave a do it yourself book for all major operations. To Mr. Person, we were going to leave a new band room, but our budget just wouldn't allow it. To Miss Phillips we leave Roger Still. To the Students: JERRY LUNSFORD leaves a year’s subscription of his favorite magazine to Elaine “Playboy” Scholz. HAROLD HOOPER leaves his “Hot Rag Top” to Gerald Hooper. LOUISE SCHNUTE leaves a pair of solid gold fingernail clippers to Rachel Wittrock. RONNIE KIRKENDALL leaves his many girl friends regretfully. BROTHER GERALD PECK leaves for seminary. DIANE SHIPLEY leaves for the Uptown Barber Shop. BEVERLY BAUER leaves many tears to Larry Noyes who will gladly shed them for her. DON CAMPBELL leaves just bursting with pride and joy. LOIS FINNER left with a head start on all of us. MARGARET SMITH leaves with her head in the clouds. NANCY DARLING leaves singing “Anchors Aweigh.” JOE ENGLEMAN leaves saying goodbye to everyone but Larry Scott, he just can’t quite see that far. Rowdy little WILBUR CHESTNUT leaves his rowdy little brother. PHYLLIS HAHN leaves several of the freshman boys without a clubhouse for their noon meetings. GARY RICHMOND leaves to set straight the writers of “This Ole Housh.” DAVE JOY leaves for New York Philharmonic Orchestra. BOB HOWE leaves his “Rocket Ship to Shubert” to Jerry Foster. JOHN WERNER leaves his seat on the Preston City Council to Logan Handly. LARRY KETTER leaves his combination of the talents of Liberace and Elvis Presley to Bob Person. CAROL VOGELE leaves her willingness to help lazy people, to Raymond Huebner. IRVIN JAMES leaves his connections in Lincoln to Mai McCoy. MARGARET LEW’IS leaves a Rose and a Baby Ruth to Sharon McCoy. MARJORIE GOLTZ leaves that ring right on her finger where it belongs. MARY ARNOLD leaves nothing. She says, “Let the underclassmen get along as best they can.” JOYCE PFLAUM leaves for Midland, under the advice of a distinguished Alumnus. GERALDINE KOESTER leaves “Leo the Lion” without the advice of experience. BILL DYKES leaves in his trusty “Pastel Peach Plymouth” for parts unknown. VERNON BLETCHER leaves his ability to dodge the opposite sex to Ronnie Ireland. JANE RUDE leaves, thanking the teachers for a job well done. GINNY BOWMAN leaves her “Classroom Tact” to Larry Stednitz. RETTA MOORE leaves with no regrets. TERRY RAMSEY leaves his favorite expression, “eight ball in the side pocket,” to Chet Shaw. DON LINSCOTT (alias “Mugsy”) leaves his plastic surgeon’s address to anyone who thinks he needs alterations. ROGER WEST leaves with spurs on his boots and he don’t give a hoot ’cause he’s found him a purty woman’s love.

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY By John Werner (hie Sul hi ilny evening uh 1 win wulking down the a (rue i, I noticed in lltu window of Hook's Furniture ttnd Exchange mi unutiuui mirror, i decided its un-ununlKy would be nn idenl gift for un old maid aunt id mint . After purchuMing it, I journeyed home where I unwrapped it. My mind wandered back to the childhood story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” i derided I'd try the minor out. So I recited the verse, Minor, minor on the wail, etc. After I completed tlie verse, the mirrot began clouding up; and the number It»T7 appeared. Much to my surprise two figures appealed very prominently with a blurred group in the backgiound. Why that's Mary Arnold ami tCrvin James! A name was barely visible in the comer Mr, and Mrs, Kevin James and twelve children. The next figure to appear was Eldon Baker, a tenovnied divorce artist, chasing his latest victim, Karen Schulenherg, t he mirror next showed me the moat modern farm in all Ku harden County where Beverly Bauer makes he home with her husband Kobert Howe. l eading an expedition iu darkest Africa to see if poetry has come to the natives are Virginia Bowman and Uennis Steadman, Don t'amphelt and Wilber i'hesnut have developeil a special car to dodge street poles and other cars her iadht'Ul oid 'A'hevy Jane for four years ikmald tVrr t stiU in the dead business with his famous slogan Try V ur l ay Away YUji V,‘arol IVwrtey. star of radio and television's “N ur Mus tUoohVv tiU chasing Mr. Boynton , played by duhn Werner-. Bill f vkes has a taxi, service between Auburn and If'aU-s U $y He uses the slogan “Don't tec A Wteckeu V ar Run Xour tove Affair.' Joseph fehtgleewn has taken Joseph Cotten'S place n b a sc--res of me ea entitled “The Quiet Man. ’ b'vaicis Terguson is raising frogs for women who IjJke bass smgers in theu lily pools. toiS V .C a K'ii mvcher of Boy Scouts whose agc.A aigc 'o;n 17 uo £? . Not a bud hobby! Jem F shei baft. a ' actory rigbft on the outskirts of town. Hje manufa;(iures a tat oil guar at teed to give you. those ‘ u ‘l locks. Vi.c joiie Goto runs a restaur an l on the West Const for soldiers who like thaa “good home cookin' ’ Ui iuj » (Jibson has just finished his latest novel on ‘Why Women Find Vie Irresistible. ' Ln'ie y: Gull h.is a. photography agency ift Lincoln. ( ne oi his fayoi ite models is Geraldine ikoester. IfbyUis Hahn has a XV show in the morning allowing men and women how bo keep in shape. Thame goodness.! nmoiu Ifoojtei iS le Ne York Herald THbuno v leading reportei on the latest in women s fashions. Dayiti Joy is iow playing his tuba at the Palladium Wilii Kay Anthony and ills oand. Kobert Joy recently purchased Robert’s Grill in Hiawatha. Sheila Kessler Whalen is a leading Power model and was on the covers of four of our nation’s top fashion magazines. Larry Ketter returned from his annual trip around the world to see how American women compare with the women of other nations. He says his work is really quite boring!!!! Ronnie Kirkendall is the president of the Sod Buster’s School Bus Line. He used to just be a driver of one of the buses. Margaret Lewis is an instructor in Retta Moore’s Personal Development School. Her famous course teaches young women how to raise one eyebrow. Donald Linscott is a professor at Oklahoma University to which he recently returned after investigating the Mau Maus in Africa. Eleanor Motsinger Campbell and Carol Vogele run a beauty shop in Tuxedo Junction for the cowboys coming in off the range. Joyce Pflaum is the new hostess on Ding Dong School. Her show is now international. Roger Martenj, Dennis Merz, and David Messer are a featured vocal trio with national fame because of their newest hit “Daddy-o, Wkjr’d You Do Me Wrong. Wayne Morris and Gerald Peck are famed psychologists at Chicago University after being inspired by Mr. Sympson Jane Rude runs a big advertising agency in Chicago after all the experience she had in high school in selling ads for tile F. C Annual, Louise Schnute and Dee Ann Vonderschmidt have a candy score on Fifth Avenue in New York City called. Sweets for Your Sweety. Donald. Eieshick. Terrance Ramsey, and Alan Robb have a string of grocery scores called the Three R’s,. specialising in quality meats. Gary Richmond and James Richmond have dance studios in the U. and South America. Their style of the calypso dance has taken the younger and even the older generation by storm. Diane SJnpiey has her column published throughout ;ie U. A and Europe. Her advice for teenagers and to those with love problems has brought the percentage of juvenile delinquents to practically nil. Margaret Sinitil always has wanted to be a nurse. Well, L see she is getting her wish by caring for her L:i children who are ill. Mildred Vogele is the new music readier at Fails City High. She has quite a few students who make her wish she had never tried to teach music to teenagers. Roger Speers and Kenneth Centner are bell boys at the Bel .kir Hotel in Houston, Texas. Allan Tubach and Roger West are managers of the New York Yankees. Vernon Bletdier is their bat boy.

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DON RIESCHIEK leaves his title of “Champion hog caller” to Merlin Martin. ALAN TUBACH leaves his stripeing ability to Carolyn McNeely DENNY STEADMAN leaves singing “Since I Met You Baby, My Whole Life Has Changed.” KAREN SHULENBERG leaves her pepsodent smile to Nancy Kelly. ELDON BAKER leaves his newly invented mouth trap to Karen Hoel. KENNY ZENTNER leaves a good supply of his favorite sweets, bon-bons, to anyone with a sweet tooth. JIM FISHER leaves his highly treasured golden locks to V. H. Clark. DAVID MESSER leaves his art talent and numerous other vices to Darrel Rhodd. PETE RICHMOND leaves to become the World’s Champion Woman Chaser. ALAN ROBB leaves his “trinkets” to Terry Robinson. ROGER SPEERS leaves a pass key to the “Heartbreak Hotel” to Karen Friesen. FRANCIS FERGUSON leaves, now famous because of “the lonely frog who has no home.” SHEILA WHALEN leaves her days off. CAROL DOWNEY leaves her off days. LAMARR GIBSON leaves for Notre Dame. He has received a scholarship for his services on the badmitton team. He is taking Sarah with him. ROBERT JOY leaves his ability to care for those who are under the “weather” to Pat Thomas. GARY GOLL leaves his precise speech to anyone who needs a few extra “points.” ELEANOR CAMPBELL left her spot on the cheerleading squad to Suella Stabler. DENNIS MERZ leaves the parking lot without a few Studebakers. DON DORR leaves because he knows better than to stay around, after this is published. To all those who weren’t left anything, we leave the hope that next year they will be among the lucky ones who receive an inheritance. Don Dorr.