Falls City High School - Orange and Black Yearbook (Falls City, NE)

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ness. He manufactures a product which is a combination mouth wash and spot remover. Dan Sargent has revised his father’s jewelry store into a “Jewelry for Pets” shop. He fashions jeweled collars and leashes. Sandra Stednitz and Joy Smith just bought identical diamond collars for their French poodles. Hoy Arnold is in Alaska installing heated billboards for traffic cops to park behind. Beverly Ankrom is now manager of the Rivoli theater after working her way up. Marilyn Ebel is the U. S. champion hog caller of the year. The hogs come five miles for Marilyn. A woman’s voice is shrill you know. Mary Lou Haeffele is the housemother at the Coonce house. She is the mother of the five Coonce children. Danny Harper manufactures a perfume made of skunk oil, called “Forget Me Not.” Don’t worry, Danny, we won’t. Marjorie Hartman works for Western Union. She delivers singing telegrams. Alice Hullman left on the Rocket Ship for the moon with Ronald Speers, Robert Larkin, and Robert Yost. Alice went along to cook and get some of the menues of the spacemen. Gary Hunker has a depressing job. He’s operator of a steam roller. Mary Beth Lennemann is a guide at a tourist camp in Colorado. Just last week she was found after being lost for two days halfway up Pikes Peak. Kay Ludwig is the owner of Ludwig’s Bakeries, manufactures of “Grandma Ludwig’s Old-fashioned No-Calorie Molasses Cookies.” Bill Jahn twists pretzels. He’s very careful about the way he twists the “C’s” and “W’s.” Ralph Ramsey paints personalized monagrams on toothpicks. Alan Lennemann is another doctor in the family. He specializes in removing tonsils and adenoids from canaries. Connie Schock is in India charming cobras into dances. She can even charm them into doing rhumbas, mambos, or anything. Wish you were a snake? Dale Schulenberg has a special column in a newspaper. He gives advice to the love lorn. Edwin Stokes has a twenty-four hour a day space service. He has taxi-like spaceships that fly to all of the planets. Glenn Murphy now owns his own skating rink and teaches others how to skate. Patricia McGuire owns a little shop called the “Three Corners.” Guess what she sells. Yes, diapers. Harold Suedmeier owns a turkish bath house so people can reduce. He is a pretty good example of what his work can do. Donald Wickham has a job with many ups and downs. He tests yo-yos for a yo-yo company. Gary Witt is the president of the First National Bank in Falls City. The last slip is about Danny Lippold. He is a concert violinist in New York. His theme song is “Three Blind Mice,” which he will play at Carnegie Hall next Friday. By the way, that red thing that whizzed by me and left all of those slips was Richard Bach on his way to Rulo. Musn’t let the ice melt, you know. Kay Ludwig

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Senior Class Prophecy One May day in 1975 while walking down a lonely lane, I began to think of my classmates of ’55. I didn’t have very long to think because of an awful sound behind me. I turned and in the distance I saw something red approaching at a breakneck speed. I moved just in time because “whiz” it was gone. Little slips of paper lay everywhere. I began reading and they contained news about class of ’55, the most important class of Falls City High. Remember Larry Steadman. Well, he isn’t in Falls City any more. He’s in Texas trying to perfect the breeding of featherless chickens. He says if his plan goes through, it has to be in the South so the poor things won’t freeze to death. Larry Little isn’t here anymore either. Lie’s in Florida on a reptile farm making loads of money. Larry got to close to Lizzie, his pet alligator, and she bit his leg. Let’s see who’s still in Falls City. Ruth Bek has a very unusual job. She puts railroad flares out at night. Say, they really have a good case in the court now at Falls City. Nels Kjeldsen might be in for a stretch. Nels manufactures rubber shoe laces for fat people. Now Tom Miller was tying his wife’s shoe and the string broke and bounced back and hit her so hard that it broke her leg. Tom is suing for damages against Nels. Susan Mitchell is a member of the jury, and, of course, her verdict will be “not guilty.” Alan Shipley is prosecuting attorney. Larry Sailors is now Post Master General in Washington. Larry was always pretty good at “post office.” Sondra Mumm has a month’s engagement at the Twinkle Toes Ballroom, owned by Ronald Schwartz. She’s revised Arthur Godfrey’s “I Warm So Easy, So Dance Me Loose” a little, but she still has a pretty good version of it. Julie Zimmerman and Jim Lunsford are both working on their experiment. They’re trying to discover a lipstick proof mustache wax. Since they both have beards, they get quite a kick out of their work. Thelma Eickhoff is making a few minor arrangements out on the Kirkendall ranch. Gary, don’t be so stubborn; let her have her initials on the branding iron if she wishes. Gene Gilmore has a rather dead life. He’s chief undertaker now in Falls City. Pat Darling has just won a prize with her good old-fashioned Irish stew. Her little O’Grady’s just love it. “Ginny” Griffiths teaches nursery rhymes to the kindergarten class. Her favorite is “Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater.” The reason — she just loves — pumpkin. Duane Schmutzer is making quite a profit painting hand painted neckties, especially for Mr. Cummins. Dick Kuker is with the circus now; they have to have someone to blow up the balloons. Ann Bedwell is in France where is employed by a home for the old aged. She polishes monocles for the former Premiers of France. Richard Bach has a “real cool” job. He’s Falls City’s and Rule’s ice man. Tim Zinn is in close touch with the heads of several big concerns. He’s a barber. Gary Rush is window washer at the Y. W. C. A. Arlene Boehringer is in New York trying out for a part in “Pink Parlor,” a play which the critics, Donald Tutt and Gary Morris say is sure to be a hit. The lead part for the male star went to Marvin Heineman. Julia Dowell has just finished her 76th edition of “If You Want Him, Get Him.” Julia should know; she has been married only nine times. She has sold only seventy-six copies of her book and guess to whom! Barbara Stewart. Barb says if she can’t get him with this book, she's just going to get him with the scheme she’s been working on for the last 19 years. David Siekel has a thriving business in this town. He cans fishworms for lazy fishermen. David??? Albert Chesnut and Robert Castan are spending an expense-paid vacation on a secluded island, Alcatraz, Albert and Robert had money galore until their press broke down and the F. B. I. caught them. Fred Bauman has a secret formula for putting bubbles in bubble gum. Betty Bauman is trying to locate a publisher who will publish her love poems that she has been collecting since she started writing them in American Government class. Audrey Bauer is out on the Peru campus still looking for Lou—ie. Hope you find him, Audrey. Gary Adams is in Alaska extracting whale teeth. Don’t slip “Little Man”; those whales could swallow you in one big gulp. Mary Anne Hahn is in Africa teaching the Zsa Zsa Zincado Indians how to do the Mambo. Jerry Faller is working for the circus where he has chaige of the air hole at the fun house. He says that his job really gives a lot of people a lift. Falls City High has a new faculty this year. Let’s see who some of them are. Walter Arnold teaches Agriculture; Jerry Crofford is Speech teacher; Darleen Fritz is English teacher; Robert Waggoner is Principal; Eleanor Werner is a science teacher. Jim Sefried has just finished composing his latest hit song, “They Got Charlie.” Verna Crawley is still striving for that White wash. Reverend Glenn Nutzman is having a special service next Sunday. Services start at 10:00 A. M. Marlene Prior and Owen Picton are singing a duet. Barbara Gilliland is still trying to teach Marvin Goltz how to play rabbit. James Aue manufactures harp oil. Bob Miller has very profitable business manufacturing musical mouse traps. Roger Eickhoff is also in the manufacturing busi-

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Senior Class Will We the Senior class of 1955, about to depart from one phase of life into another, being of sound body and feeble mind, do make and proclaim this our last will and testament. First: To be executed by Mr. R. R. Andrews in the presence of the faculty and student body. Second: That all former wills and promises of this class be forgotten. Third: We desire that all our just debts be paid, providing there is enough money in the treasury to pay them, if not, we wish that said debts be forgotten. Fourth: We leave the following: To Mr. Andrews we leave a key to the back door of Fort Knox. To Mr. Mack we leave a school calendar with fifteen free Friday nights. To Mr. Cummins we leave the latest model sports car — and away we go. To Mrs. Cummins we leave a speedometer on her side of car — now she won’t have to peek to see how fast the Mister is going. To Miss Daley we leave the results of a fight between Miss Shook and Miss Fase to see who she rides to school with next year. To Miss Fase we leave a raccoon tail for her new Buick. To Mr. Hatch we leave a new ‘55’ model farm for his experiments. To Mr. Henderson we leave a station wagon to haul his Jr. High team to Tecumseh. To Mrs. Henderson we leave thirteen Juniors to fight to sell her an Annual. To Mr. Hoeger we leave a first-aid kit in case he should happen to miss a nail. To Mr. Jeffers we leave 500 pencils — after all, it’s not his fault that he has to write down so many names to report at 4 o’clock. To Mr. Jones we leave the Presidency of the Broken Test Tube Club. To Miss Jorn we leave an OO-goo horn for her car. To Mrs. Kinkead we leave a gold baton to direct chorus. To Mrs. Kline we leave our hope that she will have no more roudy boys to cause trouble in class. To Mrs. Lunsford we leave a few more books, although we don’t want to overload the library. To Mr. Mclntire we leave a mathematician to count his men on the football field. To Mr. Person we leave the Philharmonic Orchestra to conduct — or does he already have it? To Miss Sargent we leave a one-way ticket to Kansas City. To Miss Sheehan wre leave this promise—no more silent Pep Rallies. To Miss Shook we leave a new' Olds so she’ll get to school as soon as Miss Fase. To Mr. Sympson we leave an extra period for that much desired Psychology class. To Miss Wamberg wre leave our hope that all her troubles will be “little ones.” To the Juniors wfe leave our role of superiority through which we have so nobly taught the underclassmen how to respect the teachers. To the Sophomores we leave the Junior class play and the Junior-Senior Banquet. To the Freshmen we leave next year’s Freshmen to take to the country. (Beware of Mr. Mack’s lecture). Gary Adams leaves his self-confidence to — no, on second thought, he’s taking it with him. Beverly Ankroni leaves — evidently she lived through that T B shot after all. Roy Arnold and Walter Arnold leave two seats in assembly to Janice and Marlene Wright. James Aue leaves his silence to Jerry Foster. Richard Bach leaves his long black hair to Denny Steadman. Audrey Bauer leaves for Peru. Betty Bauman leaves her curly hair to Sherry Camblin. Fred Bauman leaves for his home in heaven — he has been on a visit. Ann Bedwell leaves her locker near the front door to some dasher like Fred Cook. Ruth Bek leaves her wicked ankle to Charlene Wieting. Arlene Boehringer leaves her method of counting calories to Sharon McCoy. Robert Castan leaves a portion of his extra height to Margaret Smith — provided, of course, she puts it to good use. Albert Chesnut leaves Elaine. Verna Mae Crawley leaves — she’s not blushing, she’s White all over. Jerry “Powder Puff” Crofford leaves his nickname to someone who needs a nickname. Patty Darling leaves in that well used Ford — who’s car is that Patty? Julia Dowell leaves her porchlight to some unsuspecting Freshman. Marilyn Ebel leaves her yak, yak in study hall to Edwina Poteet. Roger Eickhoff leaves his smile to Wilbur Chesnut — along with his book “Ten Places to Use It.” Thelma Eickhoff leaves nothing — she’s taking him with her. Jerry Faller leaves his book on “Howr to Drive” to John Schepman. Darleen Fritz leaves her sw'eet and innocent ways to Naomi Bedwell. Barbara Gilliland leaves her sweet “Number Please” voice to Sheila Kessler. Gene Gilmore leaves his empty date book to David Weaver. Marvin Goltz leaves his book on dancing to Charles Malcolm. Virginia Griffiths leaves, for pete’s sake it’s about time. Mary Lou Haeffele leaves her “rock love” to Virginia Winsor.