Falls City High School - Orange and Black Yearbook (Falls City, NE)

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K (II. S. Irene Zimmerman is a specialist in plastic surgery. Maynard Smith and Orval Von Seggern have established the “Goffy Gazette” with Rosemary Mahoney and Colette Mutter writing the gossip column. Lorraine Lynn writes the daily column “People have more fun than Anybody.” Joy Jones’ “Question Box” gives advice to the love lorn. Henry Brenner has founded an employment agency called “Watch the Red Heads go by.” Russel Peck is now assistant manager of “Jiggly Jaggly” stores and has employed Merle Mosiman as delivery boy. Radio City has at last claimed Eleanor Roland. Edward Popejoy broadcasts weekly from station W H S, giving advice on how to be charming. His assistant is Shirley Prather. Mildred Sommerville distributes pamphlets on “How to Reduce,” working her way out of an old maid’s home. The new five cushion billiard championship has been awarded to Eugene Prater. Eva Grace Tackett, Edith Bray and Cecelia Coupe are dancers on “Mike’s Showboat,” now docked in their old home town Rulo. Ernest Strauss has invented a four wheel motorcycle which has knee action. Richard Ketter is claimed to be the greatest Olympic ice skater in U. S. A. He does tricks, too. Oscar Ficne is the window washer at the Empire State Building. Gladys and Elmer Kiel are still being billed as amateurs playing Clarinet duets. Suanne Schock has just won a spelling contest, the winning word being “prit-ten-near.” Paul Huettner has established an institution for building strong muscles. Stewart Metzener, Ralph Linsacum and Jean Femmer are his pupils and are champion adagio dancers. The piano instructor of Eddie Duchin Jr. is none other than Peg Cowan. Marie and Lloyd Allen have now joined the “Mighty Allen Art Players.” Ethel Harmon and Lylith Dragoo are employed as stenographers in the office of Russell Oliver. Thurmond Johnson’s livelihood consists of managing the “Hang Over Tavern”. The chief hang over is Albert Rieschick. Olive Newhouse has changed her last name and lives on a wheat ranch in southeastern Nebraska. i l 1 J) ‘1 () L ill ILL iG iOl ill ill lli ILL ill xj! tul u i' Page Twenty-one

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I1’. '. II. S. IM33MM3Z££Z Qlass Prophecy The scene is at “The Tuckaway,” an exclusive resort built by Harrison Sutter, who has amassed a vast fortune by inventing a now very popular compound used by all students to expel that classroom drowsiness. For naming the invention Robert HarkendorfT was awarded a 1950 model Dodge coupe. The name he used is “Ce-Esta.” Harrison’s good fortune prompted him to reunite the Falls City High School graduating class of ’36. The night of the banquet has arrived and all are seated at the elaborately decorated table in the huge dining hall. The orchestra is playing “ ‘Tis With Joyful Song We Greet Thee.” The person behind the saxophone is none other than Max Endelman, and the man seated at the piano is Robert Alton. Toastmaster Phillip Weaver rises and addresses the class. He proceeds to relate one of his dry stories. But no sooner has he started than he is boo-ed down by Coach “Kong” Davis of the University of Minnesota. Dorothea Whitaker operates the Rinse-It Beauty Parlor, assisted by Wauneta Forbes and Elizabeth Lupoid. Their best customers are Irene Gentry, Margaret Hartman and Camille Durfee. Henry Brackhahn insists that there is no beer like that brewed by him. Richard Wertz is employed by him as his professional beer tester. The charming movie stars present are Ruth Hunt, Thelma Friedly, and Thelma Strawhan. They have just signed a contract with the “Zipfield Follies.” Kenneth Jahns has married the “gal” and now is residing on the old homestead in Preston. Herbert Braum is his hired hand. Lee Swisegood has taken Ed Wynn’s place. He doesn’t even need the red hat. Bill Schock, Don Peck and Tom Gist have established a girls’ school. Only small blondes are enrolled. Tom is specializing in his hobby, mapping out hidden parking places. Marjorie Ann Rhoades is a designer of low back dresses with Gertrude Schle-reth as her model. John Rush, Dale Riden and Norman Herschberger have gone to Italy to donate those engagement rings, that they have been carrying so long, to the big melting pot of Mussolini. They will later join Haili “Salomi’s” force in Egypt. Dorothy Glenn now living in Chicago is a Commercial Artist and specializes in drawing black mustaches. Ruth Nedrow “draws” the men. Leora McKinney has just completed her latest novel entitled “The Love Life of Lochinvar.” Martha Wilson and Virginia Kutz have taken over the Falls City Library. riun 'Sjz an afr-a 1 P . { ( Page Twenty

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• 25538? F. ( II. S. A neighboring farm is occupied by Iva Lee Oliver, Evelyn Voltmer and Mary Huber, who take care of stray cats and canaries. Charline May directs the hottest band in Harlem. Her theme song is “The Music Goes Round and Round ” Lorine Flickinger and Elaine Pribbcno have originated the “Bing-bang” technique of hairdressing. Myrtle Bennett, who runs a boarding house, is constantly annoyed by magazine peddlers working their way through college. They are none other than Ralph Deckinger, Lloyd EiekhofT and Walter Stump. Wayne Dunn has just signed a contract with the Wolfe Film Co. to star in Tarzan on the Gridiron.” Lavina Apel is his leading lady. Thelma Snyder publishes the “Require” which critics call the successor to the “Esquire.” The “Bustle Sister’s” Circus is here with its performers: Kathryn Wiar, snake dancer; Thelma Ruth Peck, fortune teller; and Hazel Fisher, fat lady; and Evelyn Oberst, the thin lady. Jackie Sellers pilots the Clipper ship from Frisco to Singapore. On her last trip she picked up some hitch hickers who turned out to be Lorraine McLaughlin, Betty Lee King and Eleanor Kahlbau who were thumbing their way to China, seeking missionary vacancies. Margaret Crockwell and Wilda Seegar originated a well known organization for girls. They call themselves “Vamp Fire Girls of America.” The sponsors who were also present shook hands and agreed that they had graduated from the Falls City High School the most efficient group in history. 1 1 1 1 » I J 1!» Page Twenty-two