Faith High School - Song of Faith Yearbook (McCalla, AL)

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Prophecy Here we are celebrating, the ten-year reunion of Faith's graduating class of 1975. This is really a great event for us since the world renouwned newspaper reporter, Janice Pack, is covering it. The reason for the greatness of this event is that so many of our classmates' names have become household words. The most famous being President of the United States, Johnny Knox and the lovely First Lady, Denise Brooks. There is Kelly Dial who is the mayor of Lipscomb and Linda Green, local policeman. Many of our fellow students went into the religious ranks. Among them, Phil Kemp who is Mother Supe- rior of the St. Shannon Convent and on of his most devoted nuns, Joy Allen. Mike Noble, who surprised us all by becoming minister of Pleasant Valley Baptist Church, is here. Also, Greg Harmon after many years of hard study has moved far up on the religious ladder: he is now polishing Billy Graham's shoes. Joey Strachan has gone into the medical field and is now experimenting on how to build the perfect woman. Cindy Warren who is his assistant, also serves as his chief model. Steve Bradley just pulled up in his 1985 Cadillac after getting his hair styled by Steve Minor's Hair Fashions Inc. As Bradley walks in the door he seems to be mumbling, It will look better when it grows out. That looks like Terry Ledbetter over there by the door. Terry just recently came out with the book The Do's and Don'ts of False Labor. He seems to be conversing with Susie Warren who owns a computer dating service. Another of our famous classmates, Roger Keith Casey , just finished his latest movie entitled The Born Boozers. Keith is discussing his movie with Donny White , President of Alcoholics Anonymous and Kavin Bishop, head judge over Brighton Juvenile Court. At the punch bowl we see Annette Brewer, a famous scientist, working on a cure for hang nail. She appears to be making eyes at Donald McBrayer, who only yesterday won the lower Brownville Chess Championship. I think Annette will move on because Denise Spratt who just won a gold medal at the Olympics for boxing, just walked up. Over there is that cute couple who recently became engaged , Sam Piazza and Cathy Langston. Sam has a very secure job as treasurer of the American Tight Wad Association. It is rumored that Sam broke up with Tina Strong, local snake charmer, because of Cathy's inheritance of a million dollars. Among the menial workers other class are Randy Hale, local garbage man and Gary Mann, librarian. Rickey Johns, a Karate instructor, is here with one of his students, Gary Brown. I see Robin Dennis who works for Burger King talking to Lynn Lawson, a Marine Drill Instructor. Robin seems to be saying Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce . . . Bob Patterson just came bouncing in, having just purchased the Harlem Globe Trotters. He is escorting Sherry Goff, the P. E. instructor at Abrams High School. Coming through the door is that lovely couple Rodney I-iayes and Teresa Riley. Rodney just discovered a diamond mine to satisfy Teresa's wants. Dashing in behind them is Janice Parton, Fire Inspector for Roo- sevelt City, screaming False Alarm. Sitting near the entrance to the men's room are those two very beautiful, very single young ladies, Darlene Newton and Pat Edmonds. Pat seemed to be doing pretty well for herself before she was hit by that steamroller, but Darlene is learning a worthwhile trade from Robin Marlow. Robin is employed by the Pleasant Palms Massage Parlor. Last, but by no means least, there is that superduper, good looking man-about-town, the 1985 Mr. Universe , Keith Harmon. What a man! ! Ruefully, three of our classmates could not make it to the reunion. They are Cheryl Miller who was placed in prison for child abuse toward the fifth graders of Faith. John Reed , employed by a mirror factory for the past 10 years, hasn't been seen or heard from since he kissed a mirror and it shattered. Finally, the lovely Miss Patty Hulgan who weighed 275 pounds, recently passed away. Her doctor said her heart couldn't carry the load. As the day closes and the reunion draws to an end, I look back and say I should have burnt the crummy place down.

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Last Wi!! and Testament We the class of 1975 being of sound body and almost sound mind do hereby bequeath the following to those sadly left behind: To: Mrs. Askew, Cindy Warren leaves her current events notebook with the hope that she'll have to read all 562 articles word for word. To: Retta Cottingham, and Linda Watkins, Susie Warren and Tina Strong leave their first year of married life in school. To: Teresa Doyle, Steve Bradley leaves all his secrets. To: Rhonda Brewer, Annette Brewer leaves her engagement ring. To: Don Rosser, Bob Patterson leaves a victorious basketball career. To: Mike Naramore, Patty Hulgan leaves the famous words - What am I gonna do? To: Everybody, Cathy Langston leaves her most frequently used words, Tell me! To: Sharon Weston, Janice Pack leaves her ability to get out of class. To: Wendell Harbison, Sam Piaza leaves his previous bus driving experience. To: Mrs. Edwards, Gary Brown leaves a stack of old absentee sheets. To: Mr. Bristow, Donny White leaves a doctor's excuse not to shave. To: Kathy Barger, Joy Allen leaves her thumb nail. To: Leo Casey, Kavin leaves a natural high. To: Joey Eargle , Gary Mann leaves his southern accent. To: Karen Bartlett, Keith Harmon leaves a thought to dwell on. To: Mrs. Carter, Keith Casey leaves his ability to sell ads. To: Mrs. Brown, Joey Strachan leaves the elementary P.E. classes. To: Renea Nelson, Kelly Dial leaves his new car. To: Keith Crawford, Greg Harmon leaves a pocket full of tracts. To: Peggy Langston, Linda Green leaves the ability to be the toughest girl in the school. To: Debbie Patterson, Ricky Johns leaves a box of crayolas. To: Sindy Watkins, Terry Ledbetter leaves a nephew. To: Tony Fisher, Robin Dennis leaves a hug and a walk to class. To: Kenny Sizemore, John Reed leaves his body. To: Vicki Hunt, Mike Noble leaves a way home from school. To: George Willoughby, Steve Minor leaves his hair. To: Robyn Manning, Cheryl Miller leaves her ability to be shy. To: Jan Parton leaves her ability as a journalist to Kim Cochran. To: Denise Stone, Lynn Lawson leaves a bottle of Nice 8a Easy. To: Connie Williams, Sherry Goff leaves her ability to avoid wrecks. To: Beverly Burchfield , Darlene Newton leaves her cut giggle . To: Mrs. Street, Teresa Riley leaves her typing ability. To: Dwight Mahan, Phil Kemp leaves another year of typing. To: Jeanine Burgin, Pat Edmonds leaves the ability to date Don Hartley. To: David Roper, Mitchell Guy leaves a crumpled fender. To: Blake Rodney, Hayes leaves his skating ability. To: Tim Jones, Donald McBrayer leaves his quiet ways. And, Denise Brooks and Johnny Knox leave fighting.

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