Fairport High School - Hourglass Yearbook (Fairport, NY)

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22 THE HOUR GLASS 17. We will, give, and bequeath Madeline McMahon's feminine charms to Carrie Buhlman to go with Carrie's innocent baby stare. 18. To Theodore Apostle we give Sid Fitzgeralds knickers and sweater, as an inducement to reduce. 19. We bequeath Kay Hammond's great dramatic ability to Frances Clark, so she too may be Princess in the Senior Play. ' 20. VVe give to Albert Stolt, Pete Doyle's agreeable nature. We do not wish any heated arguments to arise in our dignified Senior Room. 21. We will to Iola Daily, Margaret VVillis' old gym bloomers. May the gods permit them to be a perfect fit. 22, To Herbl' Gazley, we will Phil Price's power over women. 'Nuff said. 23. VVe will to Florence Wood, Lois Dusettis cleverness in playing the part of one of historyis most famous lovers. 241. We will to Arlene Rogers, Irene Bauman's sedateness. 25. To Irving Steubing we give Phil Price's trombone. At least it may be kept from getting rusty. 26. We will to Irene Rainbow, Ellie Emi-ick's faculty to be led by no man and worship but one man. 27. We will to Chuck Miller, Gene Tunney's pugilistic powers. 28. May the Heavens permit Mildred Wood to inherit Babe Hart's dancing talent and may she become as great as Anne Pavlowa. 29. We bequeath to Charles Delano, Ed Carey's presidential ability. 30. We will and bequeath 'KAl Stefl'en's numerous lady friends from East Rochester to Eugene O'Leary to overcome his bashfulness. 31. We bequeath to Stinky Davis Crichton, his most longed for possession, Mary Finnegan's squeal. 32. We will to Emily Morrison, Mabel .lohnson's gentlemen friends. May she ever enjoy their society. We will, give, and bequeath to Art' Wat.son the fourth seat from the front in the second row. May it bring to him numerous memories of last year. 341. To Helen Connick we give Kay Hammond's chemistry notes. We assure they will be of the utmost value during recitation period. 35. To Dick', Powers we give two pistols to go with his whiskers and now he is a real he -man. 36. We will and bequeath to Doris Kelsey, Mabel Adam's curling iron in hopes of having at least one frizzled head in the Senior Room. 37. To Harriet Geary, we give one C11 crate of Sunkist Lemons, four CM cartons of Black Jack Gum, and a boomerang ball Cif one is inventedj so as manager next year she will have one cinch of a time. 38. We will to Gordon Williams, the back seat in the second row to bring recollections of a past acquaintance. 39. To Joe Trau we give Carlyle French's trig book Cif it is still survivingj. 410. We will to Eva Cornish, Emily Dwyer's snake charming ability over various male members of the student body. 4-1. We will, give, and bequeath Parce Hannan's runabout to Marge Clow so she will be able to get to school on time in case Georgeis car deteriates. 42. To Stanley Herrick we give many hopes for another broken bone to keep him from having to write his lessons. , 43. To Thomas Guinan, we give a larger basketball suit. A

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THE HOUR GLASS 21 Vick, superintendent. Betty Hawes is the girls' basketball coach at Fair- port High School. Catherine Hammond is helping Nook Henner sell Oldsmobiles in VVebster. Alberta Kopp is a librarian, and a good one! She can talk 'to a flapper and persuade her to take ia classic and read it. Made- line McMahon, that black-haired girl of such popularity in school, is wearing just as pretty clothes as she always did, now that Ray is providing for her. Now come dear, it's getting late. Let's close the trunk and tie it with those green and gold cords over there. Those were our class colors. -Irene Bauman, Madeline McMahon. LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT Yve, the Senior Class of 1927-28, of the village of Fairport, County of Monroe, State of New York, United States of North America, 1Vestern Hemphisphere, Earth, being of extremely sound mind and memory, do make, publish' and declare this our LAST VVILL AND TESTAMENT in manner and form following: 1. VVC direct the Juniors to take charge of our class effects, namely, the Senior Room 17, on the second floor of the High School in the East Corridor, the annual Year Book, the School Chatter, and our unpaid bills, as soon after our decease or graduation as can be conveniently done. 2. TNC give and bequeath to the Junior Class our lofty superiority and general excellence, for their very own, to be preserved with the utmost dignity and valor during the ensuing year. 3. We give, will, and bequeath to Harry Eldridge, Seymouris bicycle as an experiment to see how many he can get on the handlebars. -1-. VVe give, will, and bequeath Doris Brown's walk to Jeanne Harris to see what she can do with it by combining it with her strut. 5. To Clate Brewster we bequeath Donald Park's tenor voice. VVe hope that he will become a baritone. 6. We will, give, and bequeath to Duane Crichton, Phil Price's football suit. May it get as much use as it has hitherto. 7. VVe fully yield Ellie E1nrick's 'temper to Charlotte Sampson. 8. VVe will, give, and bequeath to Otto,' Gears, Jerome Doyle's brilliant yellow sweater and red curly hair. May it ever brighten the atmosphere of the Senior Room. 9. VVe will to Myra Thompson, Jennie Nicosia's Ford, so Myra may run about with her town friends. 10. VVe will to Alberta. Young, Mary Finnegan's far-reaching screech and Miss Smith as her protector against those who would make her yodel. Il. VVe will, give, and bequeath Charles D'itmas's musical talent to VVild Bill Packard. 12. To Pearl Rush we yield Alberta Kopp's most descriptive and over- whelming vocabulary and garrulous powers so, at last, she may convince Harold VanNorman that. she is right. 13. VVe give with pleasure a sofa cushion to Harold VanNor1nan so he may rest more easily in classes. 1-L. VVe give and bequeath to Bernice Horn, Margaretis comliness that she may temper her great vivacity. 15. To Arlene Newman we will Louise I.and's favorite phrase, Come on big boy so the team may go clear to Sidney, Australia next year. 16. We will and bequeath Nellie's football ability to Charlie Bridges. Heaven knows he needs it.

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THE HOUR GLASS 28 1-11. To Margaret Morrison, we will Norma Pick:-tt's jaunty blue ensemble. -l-5. VVe will to Avery Simmons, Al SteH'en's oratorical ability. May the Lord be kind to him in spite ot' it. V1-6. To Mary Pierce we bequeath Alma Grinton's cute little Way ot' saying Gosh.' 147. To Fern Jacobs we will Louise Landis line ot' snappy slang' phrases. -148. XVe will to Florence Johnson, Ruth Zlll1l11CI',S dignity. -L9. lVe will, give, and bequeath to Ray Tolhurst, Walter Orgonas's treasured position as typist for next year's year book. 50. lVe will and bequeath the Royal Order ofthe l'l0l1l'-li0l'SOVV0l1lCl1n to Eva Cornish. Mary Pierce, Jeanne Harris. and Harriet Geary. 51. NVQ- will a happy and prosperous year to the Juniors' last year in high school. 52. YW- hereby declare that this XYill shall exist in only our publica- tion, i l'he Senior Annual. and to be read in the presence ot' all here on one ot' the l:1st days before our decease from the life ot' this school. 58. The above provisions ot' this our LAST WILL ANU 'l'1f1S'l'AM141N'I' were each and all at our certain request and direction drafted by lVesley Buhler and Beatrice llawes, Attorneys-ateLaw, in lioom 17. ltrlirport Higll School, Fairport. New York. IN YVITNHSS WH1'lREOF, we have hereunto subscribed our name and set our seal on this Third Day ot' April. in the year ot' our Lord. one thousand nine hundred and twenty-eight. fSealj Signed: Seniors of' 1928. A'l l'l'lS'l'A'l'lUN: We, whose names are hereto subscribed, do CKRTI' l Y THAT, on this Third Day ot' April in the year ot' our Lord. one thousand nine lnmdred and twenty-eight, in the village of Fairport, New York, the alzoye testators, Seniors of 1928, subscribed the foregoing instrument in our presence and in the presence ot' each of us. and at the same time they declared the instrument to he their LAST YVILL AND 'l'l4lSTAMl'lN'l', and we, at their request and in the presence ot' them and each other, have signed our names hereto as attesting witnesses and furthermore we certify that at the time ot' subscribing the instrument, the said testators were of' extremely sound mind and memory. Signed: Andy Gump. lst lvitness. King Henry VIII, 2nd YVitness, YVi1l Rogers, 3rd lVitness. . Q' . 4:,-QSQPOYSPQGQQ