Fairfield High School - Comet Yearbook (Columbiana, OH)

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THE CREST OF 1946 You know I heard the funniest joke the other dayf' said Lauren. I heard that Mary Carter is one of Hollywood's most beautiful actresses and singers. With her beautiful slim l?l figure she can make any bathing suit look good, or was it any bathing suit can make Mary look good. I stopped at Warren Bland's the other day, said Don, He invents small gadgets helpful to the housewife. Now in his spare time he is working on a parachute that will go both up and down. What won't he think of next? By the way Warren is not married. Then Ray spoke up, Rosemary Firestone is happily married to Mr. U. R. Crazy. They are the proud parents of a little girl. The other day while driving through town, Rosemary was caught in a traffic jam. A cop said, 'Use your noodle, lady, use your noodlef Then Rosemary replied, 'My goodness, where is it? I've pushed and pulled everything in the car '. I saw Mary Webber at Faddison Square Garden the other day, said Larry. She is one of the greatest figure skaters of all times. She's an expert at the figure 88. I also saw Joan Burt who is now married to Bud Shive, and is turning her attention to carinz for the little Shives. When I saw them the other day it was the oldest daughter's birthday. She said to me, 'Today is my birthday.' And I said, 'And to think in another year, you'll be one year olderf' She replied, 'Never mind about the future! How about the present'?', Elmon Smith, said Ray, is the owner and manufacturer of the 'Smith Brothers, Company specializing in hair tonic and cough drops. Don, here, is one of his traveling salesmen. I Evelyn Miller is now a teacher at Fairneld University. She has a Master's Degree in aeronautics. Some of her pupils are the children of the members of the class of '46. Two of her pupils are the children of Tom Hess. Tom is one of America's leading citizens. Before he was married he was another Dr. Anthony solving love problems. Now since he is married, he has changed his vocation to being water commissioner of Fairfield Township. Ol-i! and last but not least, said Larry, Juanita is now President of Notre Dame, the college for boys. She is very well 'known in society. The other day while launching a ship, she turned to the shipyard manager and said, 'How hard do I have to hit it to knock it into the water? ' Weill said Don, we better be getting back to earthy it's getting dark and we have to tell about our discovery for humanity. Come on. QD

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FAIRFIELD TWP. HIGH CLASS PROPHECY SCENE-On board the Bowman Super Rocket Ship Model V 8-8-8-Plus Super 8, fifty miles in the stratosphere. TIME-May 25, 1965, 18 o'clock Eastern Standard Mars Time. PASSENGERS-Larry Bable, Lauren Bowman, Donald Clark, and Ray Taylor. OBJECT OF JOURNEY-To find four new planets for the sake of humanity. After the boys ride for about five minutes they discover four planets: Hubba Hubba Planet by Larry, Ding-Ding by Lauren, Bo-ing by Donald and Erf Planet by Ray. The boys explore the new planets till about supper time and they decide to knock off to eat. Each reaches into his pocket for vitamin pills and calorie hypodermics, and in one minute flat their meal is completed. During their rest after supper they begin to talk about the good old times they had in F. H. S., and to wonder what happened to the class of '46. Well! as the four boys knew, Lauren was a great manufacturer of the Bowman Super Rocket Ships who specialized in V 8-8-8-Plus Super 8 Models. Donald was a traveling salesman who went to Mars, Pluto, Juipter, etc., selling Smiths Hair Tonic and Cough Drops. Ray Taylor decided to be an undertaker, because with all the new jet propelled planes, helicopters and jeepettes there would be quite a few accidents and he would have quite a stiff business. Larry Bable is the National Judge of Beauty Contests, and also a talent scout for Faramount Studios. Some of you may be interested to know that Larry married the beautiful actress, Jean Crain. Donald said, I hear Carol Cullar is Master of Ceremonies on station M-A-R-S. She is leader of the Mars Rhythm Rangers. Say what ever happened to Pro Dailey? Larry continued, Why Pro is now inventor and manufacturer of vitamin pills and hypodermics. It pays to advertise you know and Pro really goes to extremes. The other Sunday at church the congregation was asked to sing page 125, and these are the words that appeared: Hark the Herald angels sing, Pro Dailey's pills are just the thing Peace on earth and Mercy mild Two for men and one for childf, Finally Ray spoke up with, You know, boys, Mildred Doss married I. C. Rumblesnitz and they now have two sets of twins. The girls are named Zada Ruth Rumblesnitz and Dorothy Loretta Rumblesnitz. The boys are named Thomas Virgil Rumblesnitz and Louis Atlee Rumblesnitzf' Yeh! I heard that too, said Lauren, but did you know that Leland Houlette is rival of Senator Claghorn or Martin Chmura, who is President of Mars? Leland owns a great coon farm and also specializes in odorless polecatsf' Say what ever happened to Myrna Cullar and Dorothy Farmer? Don asked. I was just about to tell you, Don, said Larry. Dorothy is a great adventurer in Mars. Her partner is Myrna and theylre the greatest game hunters in the universe. So far they have killed or captured Z0 Oomaloos, 6 Goofers and 8 Ellapants. The other day Myrna shot a wolf. They seem to be having the time of their lives, not a care in the world. Oh! well that's a woman for you. Did you fellows hear Tom Grubbs over the radio the other night? said Ray. He is the greatest funny man of the air-waves, even the greatest swooner. Hubba! Hubba! Page 25

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FAIRFIELD TWP. HIGH .-4 S C 0 H O R O S C 0 P E Name Nickname Appearance Hobby Doomed by Destiny to Be: Larry Bable Red Sleepy Snappmg Gum A Ladies' Man Warren Bland Blondie Devilish Teasing Evelyn A Sa lor Lauren Bowman Fossil Carefree Sleeping in Class A Mechanic Martin Chmura Mert Political Politics A Politician Donald Clark Popeye Inquisitive Ping-Pong A Big Man Alvah Dailey Pro Athletic Basketball A Nurse's Husband Thomas Grubbs Booger Funny Telling Puns A Combination of Bing Crosby and QNOQ Hope Thomas Hess Tommy Serious Studying A Minister Leland Houlette Zeke Loud Coon Hunting A Husband of ? Elmon Smith Smitty Quiet Making Cough Drop's-He's a Smith Bro. A Doctor Raymond Taylor Ray Cute Women IBO-ingj Carol's Husband Joan Burt Babe Tall Going with Bud Mrs. Shive Mary Carter Fatty Fat Being Fat Fat Carol Cullar Peg Sweet Singing Mrs. Ray Taylor Myrna Cullar Lou Athletic Giggling Or Not to Be Mrs. ? Mildred Doss Toots Talkative Nursing A Good Nurse Dorothy Farmer Dot Athletic Tardiness A Dancer Rosemary Firest ne Rose Meek Leland Mrs. f?j Houlette Evelyn Miller Milly Intelligent Se ret Love Secretary Juanita Troll Nita Neat Shorthand Physical Culturist Mary Webber Sue Innocent Reading A Sailor's Wife Seniors Noisy Crazy Throwing Eraser Pests Senior Boys Hoodlums Dumb Ducking Erasers Crazy Senior Girls Hoodlasses Dumber Yet Sitting on the Heaters Old Maids or Misses Page 27