Fairfax Hall High School - Chain and Anchors Yearbook (Waynesboro, VA)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT of the College Senior Class E, the College Senior Class, having successfully completed two of the happiest years of our lives, do wish to make known to the world our last wishes as of this fourth day of June, 1955. We bequeath to Mr. and Mrs. Gates, Sr. our love and best wishes for continued happiness throughout the years. We will to Miss Lampton, Miss Strother, and the faculty many more like us, and our appre- ciation for all that has been done for us by such wonderful friends and advisors. I, Sallie McCraw, do hereby will and bequeath my love for the University of Alabama to Nancy “Buckly.”’ ; I, Susan Williams, do leave my logic-type compartments to Ruth Shuttles, and express the desire that she may find success in being able to think clearly upon one subject at a time; and to Carol Evans, I bequeath my “‘gift for gab’’ in soft tones in telephone conversations. I, Pat Limpichart, do hereby will and bequeath to Pat Connell my ability to sleep twenty-four hours each day, in hopes that she can continue to uphold this record: and my intelligent mathematical mind to Pauline Nichol. I, Timmie Wallace, with tearful eye and sad heart, do will and bequeath ‘‘ice-box 21” to Toria Thompson, in hopes that she may keep the home fires burning, and to all the underclassmen I leave the wonderful times I’ve had at Fairfax, that they may learn to love the ‘Hall’ as I did. I, Audrey Walker, do hereby will my innate ability for walking on tip-toe in the halls of Senior Dorm to Bobbie Schapero, and my knack for losing my temper to fun-loving Corky Gonzalez, Phyllis Liniado, and Sue Holmes—but I hope they never learn to use it. I, Jackie Brown, do hereby will to my hermana pequena, Karen Brusell, an ample supply of will- power to last her until she boards the plane bound for her beloved Brazil, and to Barbara Smith, Lee Dallas, and Nancy Nash I leave my good intentions for an art career. I hope they take it more seriously than I have done. I, Lloyd Rollins, do hereby will and bequeath my vivacity and energy to Sonya Burdick, and my ability to yell in the Dorm to Linn Powell. My excellent Spanish goes to Nora Morales. I, Ethel Garth, being a true Rebel, do leave for the Southland in order to aid in the completion of Reconstruction. I leave to Fairfax Hall that old Rebel yell, ‘““The South shall rise again!”’ I, Anne Gilman, being a Texan, leave my petite ways to Joan Haugabook. Returning forever to the Lone Star State, I find it necessary to bequeath to Miss Gandy my psychology workbook all filled in, and my black knee-length socks. I, Pat Minix, leave my Phi Theta Kappa key to Carolyn Cole who tried so hard. Given under our hand and seal on this fourth day of June, 1955. THE COLLEGE SENIOR CLASS

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nod aoe Can’t hardly find them no mo’ .. . Dear Sir. . . . In between classes . . . Picasso? . . . ‘‘Four score and seven years ago.” . . . ““You have a visitor in the lobby.” . . . One sweet letter . . . Hep to the jive . . . Nighty-night! . . . I pass!

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PROPHECY OF THE COLLEGE SENIOR CLASS AND Now— Station W A Y B brings you the latest world-wide news! GAINESVILLE, ALABAMA—E:thel Garth made headlines this morning in a campaign speech disclosing the information that the South is rising rapidly. This Rebel Senator has been able to carry on for “The Cause’? because of her wealth of Confederate greenbacks, held over from Civil War days. We predict a brilliant future for this outstanding orator. AMHERST, VIRGINIA—From this city comes the report that a housewife, known to us as Susan Wil- liams, is the proud mother of triplets, a sum total of three bouncing baby boys. Mother and sons are doing fine. Da..as, TExXAs—A new play, predicted to be a smash hit, is having its premier performance tonight in this great city. The leading role will be played by the famous, beautiful, and talented Anne Gilman. It is rumored that she and a writer-producer will soon be hearing wedding bells and planning a honey- moon on a dude ranch in the Texas Panhandle. NorFOLK, VIRGINIA—Timmie Wallace, an outstanding political personage in the affairs of Virginia, has been appointed to fill a seat in the President’s Cabinet. Miss Wallace has been a prominent figure in the political world ever since she was graduated from Fairfax Hall. ELKTON, MARYLAND—Lloyd Rollins, a hostess for Pan-American World Airways, is planning a vacation tour of Spain and South America to promote friendly relations for the United States. Miss Rollins’ fluent Spanish will enable her to be a successful “‘ambassador.”’ Newton, MassAcHUSETTS—Jackie Brown has just had her latest masterpiece of portraiture placed in the Louvre. She expects to end her brilliant career before long to become the bride of a Naval Jet Ace, her childhood sweetheart. BALTIMORE, MARYLAND—Audrey Walker, stenographer for a prominent lawyer, has just published her book, ‘‘Shorthand Made Easy,”’ and is planning to retire on the royalties. This noted authoress has made great strides since her days as a student in Waynesboro. HoLLywoop, CALIFORNIA—F lash! Our own Sallie McCraw has just been signed by Metro-Goldwyn- Mayer to replace Esther Williams in films. Miss McCraw has already won laurels in swimming and we expect her to be a MGM hit soon. Best of luck, Sally! WAYNESBORO, VIRGINIA—Pat Muinix, star of the Metropolitan Opera Company, has just been ac- claimed by American audiences as the greatest and youngest star of the century. We're very proud that Miss Minix got her start right here at Fairfax Hall. BANGKOK, THAILAND—Pat Limpichart has been appointed secretary to the King of Thailand and will be sent to Washington soon to represent her country at the Embassy. We are all anxiously await- ing the arrival of “‘Princess Sukonta.”’ This brings to a close our broadcasting schedule for today. 30