Exeter Union High School - Acta Yearbook (Exeter, CA)

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'aff f::w.:g 'f . -. .. -V-,. ,P . .. L V . fn: 52,22-v.:Egg3 P- 3.185--f.fA.. ., 51:.5sl ,.1,.as, .' ,V ,,,, l S ,,. Q Li-XSS NVILL: n gf Wle, the departing class of 1930, in forty-seven individual and Ay l distinct parts, being about to pass out of this sphere of education. in X 9 full possession of an unbalanced mind, well-trained memory, and almost superhuman understanding, do make and publish this, our last will and test- ment, hereby revoking and making void all former wills or promises at any time heretofore made, or perhaps carelessly spoken. one to another. as the thoughtless wish of an idle hour. ill To the Faculty, who possess the wisdom of the ages, we leave the impression of a well behaved, obedient, energetic, and dig- nified class, to be used an an unequaled example for the following classes to grasp and abide by. llllo the coming Seniors, so brave, we leave full possession of the surrounding territory and the very longed for privilege of sitting on the left side of the Assembly Hall, and ask only that you do not park your gum on the seats. 1llTo the llighty Juniors, we leave our good record of keeping on good terms with the Faculty. flllo the quaint little Freshmen who will be Sophomores next season, we leave our ability to concentrate and accomplish un- heard-of feats. 1ll.'Xs mere individuals. we bequeath the following tokens: l, jesse Stilliens, leave my place on the football team to Leland XYilder. l would leave more but l am in a hurry to catch the train to Oregon State College. l, Floise Brown, will my well known tactics on how to attract men, which l have heretofore kept secret, to Peggy XYaldrip. l, lilva llavis, will my curls to Fern Hough. l, lilva Hanson, will my studious demeanor to Pauline Thorwaldson. l. Forrest Heckman, leave my job at the Exeter Drug to Joel Brown. l, Louise .-Xrnold, do will and bequeath my good voice and charming manners to Ernestine Norcross, l. Iidna Uahlem, bequeath my brilliance in history to Velma linlow. l, Ray Tyson, leave a place in my Nash for liuphemie Sellars. l. Rachel -lane Harper, will my book. Dangers of Men , to Mary Pauline Craig with the sincere wish that she follow the advice unerringly. l, Nadyne Morgan. want to leave my boy friend to Alma Thatcher, but since she is leaving al lo, l bequeath him to Alice Akers. l, Forrest Haver, will my lw-. O, she wouldn't want that: l'll just keep it and die of a broken heart. l, Marie Lusk, will my wad of gum to Margaret Mcfutchen with the in- structions that a new piece once in a while adds to the flavor. l, Doris Vogue. would leave school happy if Lee were going. l, George Bente. leave my sex appeal to Verne Huneke. l, Pauline Hodge, leave my baby face to Viola Daly. I, Anna Marjorie List. bequeath my ability to snatch Union Uil men to Fnid Ringle, not that -'he wants it.

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N15 af- -L .H '??- -'1. fe T245 .- .fiiil .,aL,,Av -4.1526 I, Giroux Sellars, will my interest in the Freshman Class to anyone who likes a good sport. V I, livelyn Crookshanks, bequeath by immunity to the wiles of handsome males to Louise Carpenter. I, Flora Jones, will my chemistry knowledge to Dorothy Schmidt to be used in a history class, with discretion. I, Charles Fitch, will my curls to Miss hlensen with the sincere wish that they do not turn grey over Spanish. lie it known that I, Mable Nickols, have nothing to leave. I am taking everything with me, including my crutches. I, Madge Stewart, bequeath my lady-like ways and quiet dignity to Minnie Cook. Ilo you need them, Minnie? I, Howard lVay. leave my trusty violin to the H. Club. I, Ruth Tyson. leave my bewitching dimples to Martha Fauver. I, Gertrued Seigel, will and bequeath my love of riding mules to Dolly Yarnell with the hope that she learns to hang on. I, Arnold Steelman, leave the warning to the Freshman boys that when gentlemen prefer blondes they are all wet. I, Yelma lielcher. bequeath my snappy and joking characteristics to my little sister, lYilma. I, Olive lllixter, leave my twenty day diet to the girls of the class of '31 and assure them that it is more effective than the eighteen day diet. I. lYilliam Harvey, will my knowledge of parliamentary law to Billy Gearhart. I, .-Xlma Thatcher, leave my girlish laughter and ditching habit to Fllis Bunch. Make the most of them, Fl. , l, Mary Galan. will my place in the Scholarship Society to Illsie Sondericker. I, Neil McDowell, bequeath my line of Canadian Chatter to Stephen Fisher. I, llruce Rose, bequeath my white elephant to Homer .-Xnderson, knowing that he will need it. I, Tokiko Yukawa, will my artistic ability to .Xnn Chapman in the hope that she will get my place on the Staff. I, Mary Tucker, leave my commercial knowledge and typing pins to Berwyn Foster. I, Neil Campbell, bequeath my love for out-of-town women to Erwin Schultz. I, Florence Campbell. will my old twenty-tvvo rifle with one box of shells to Margaret Killian, to be used on dumb animals. I, lilsie Raybourn, will my seat on the Farmersville bus to anyone who does not become seasick easily. I, Ralph Montgomery, leave my interest in Glazed articles to some lucky slunior, I, olive junette, leave my business training to future business managers of the Static and advise thcm to avoid dark-haired girls.