Exeter Union High School - Acta Yearbook (Exeter, CA)

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I T a Q Km , - -' 1 -mr., , ,V .- . . 'y .I. A ,-f -- ,V - - A, i --:L-1-k - - -. w.. , ,f-f r-H 11- ve r IZ 1, -fir' to he Miss IlroWn's most hrilliant work. ancl I ani willing to agree with them. 11I l saw Marv Tticker Vesterclay. She tolcl me that she is very pronrl of her l ll I or tnwes tncl lemons to the tourists to reininfl Curio shop where sie se s g' ass 'z 5' Q 2 them of the pleasant climate. lllullear, I can harclly realize that Marie l-nsk is a traveling agent for the Heinz Qitlllllllllly. selling their inany varieties of pickles. QI 'I'hat reniincls ine, clear, I niust go honie and tell the cook to put stntlx pickles in the salacl. otherwise she may forget it. Gootl-hye, Hazel. I have ' -' enjoyed our chat. QQUINC over to tea to-morrow anrl I shall tell you other ex periences of my journey. I n I ' f K :Aswan v-urns

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, --f ,X . . f - , C learning shorthand. Listen to this! George liente and Robert Sutherland arc to battle tonight for the title, 'Heavyweight Champion of the XYorld.' lsn't that wonderful? Pardon my laughter, dear, and listen. Clifford Hawkins is in the seed business. making a big effort to grow Mexican jumping Beans. Our old friends, Kyle XVasson and Franklin livans. are holding the beans down for Clifford in order that the beans may start growing. Funny, isn't it? Ill XVhy. Hazel. isn't Florence Campbell the editor of this paper? This is the most popu- lar paper in town. Florence seems to have made quite a name for herself the year that she was editor-in-chief of the '.Ncta.' lllulilva Hanson a lecturer! You say that she is going to speak to-night at the Masonic Temple? VYe must go, her topic sounds so interesting: 'VVhy People VVith Cork Legs Should Not lump Rope' fll You know. something has just reminded me of the funniest thing. As l passed through a small town in the middle of the Sahara Desert, l noticed, over the door of a small shop, a sign which read, 'Shingles Repaired Vlfhile You XVait.' This was rather unique so l went inside. l was more than a little surprised to be greeted by the barbers, Velma Belcher and Olive hlunette. who operated the shop. fll Oh, my dear! Doris Pogue has gone in quite strongly for culture. Physical culture, you ask? No! .Xgriculturel Rather hard to imagine, isn't it? VVell. it began when she fell for a farmer lad a number of years ago. Yes, perhaps it is just a passing fancy. 1ll XVhen l spoke of the two man inventors of our class, I am afraid that l neglected to tell you of the great woman genius of the class of '30, lilsie Raybourn has just invented a wonderful safety device, a reversible safety pin. l'd just like to see any of the men surpass that, lll VVould you mind repeating that, Hazel? I can't seem to get it straight. Ray Tysons-in South fXmerica4making love to the senoritas! You say that he has quite a reputation as King of Hearts? He used to be quite a heart breaker. didn't he? fll Yes, l remember Richard Piepenberg-quite a good friend of mine. l remember hearing of that some- time ago: before l sailed, l believe. My dear, it will be years before the entire Ford industry is his at the rate he is now going. However he is quite opto- mistic for he has part of the machinery at the present time. llluliy the way, our friends, Giroux Sellars and Howard lYay, have gone into business on a partnership basis. They're selling white lamp-black, the marvelous cure-all. You've seen the advertisements surely, Hazel. lt is especially recommended for dandrutf and ingrown toe nails! l1I I am glad that you reminded me of that. I must see livelyn Crookshanks when she returns from Egypt. l should like to know why rabbits lay liaster eggs. and she is qualified to give me all possible information. lll My dear. l caught a glimpse of .Xlma Thatcher while l was visiting a convent in New York. You really can't imagine so great a change in anyone. She seems to be perfectly happy now. Alma took that up as a means of mending her broken heart. you know, flI Hazel, while l think of it, have you read Frances l4rown's latest book. 'The l.ast XVord?' lt is said by critics

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'aff f::w.:g 'f . -. .. -V-,. ,P . .. L V . fn: 52,22-v.:Egg3 P- 3.185--f.fA.. ., 51:.5sl ,.1,.as, .' ,V ,,,, l S ,,. Q Li-XSS NVILL: n gf Wle, the departing class of 1930, in forty-seven individual and Ay l distinct parts, being about to pass out of this sphere of education. in X 9 full possession of an unbalanced mind, well-trained memory, and almost superhuman understanding, do make and publish this, our last will and test- ment, hereby revoking and making void all former wills or promises at any time heretofore made, or perhaps carelessly spoken. one to another. as the thoughtless wish of an idle hour. ill To the Faculty, who possess the wisdom of the ages, we leave the impression of a well behaved, obedient, energetic, and dig- nified class, to be used an an unequaled example for the following classes to grasp and abide by. llllo the coming Seniors, so brave, we leave full possession of the surrounding territory and the very longed for privilege of sitting on the left side of the Assembly Hall, and ask only that you do not park your gum on the seats. 1llTo the llighty Juniors, we leave our good record of keeping on good terms with the Faculty. flllo the quaint little Freshmen who will be Sophomores next season, we leave our ability to concentrate and accomplish un- heard-of feats. 1ll.'Xs mere individuals. we bequeath the following tokens: l, jesse Stilliens, leave my place on the football team to Leland XYilder. l would leave more but l am in a hurry to catch the train to Oregon State College. l, Floise Brown, will my well known tactics on how to attract men, which l have heretofore kept secret, to Peggy XYaldrip. l, lilva llavis, will my curls to Fern Hough. l, lilva Hanson, will my studious demeanor to Pauline Thorwaldson. l. Forrest Heckman, leave my job at the Exeter Drug to Joel Brown. l, Louise .-Xrnold, do will and bequeath my good voice and charming manners to Ernestine Norcross, l. Iidna Uahlem, bequeath my brilliance in history to Velma linlow. l, Ray Tyson, leave a place in my Nash for liuphemie Sellars. l. Rachel -lane Harper, will my book. Dangers of Men , to Mary Pauline Craig with the sincere wish that she follow the advice unerringly. l, Nadyne Morgan. want to leave my boy friend to Alma Thatcher, but since she is leaving al lo, l bequeath him to Alice Akers. l, Forrest Haver, will my lw-. O, she wouldn't want that: l'll just keep it and die of a broken heart. l, Marie Lusk, will my wad of gum to Margaret Mcfutchen with the in- structions that a new piece once in a while adds to the flavor. l, Doris Vogue. would leave school happy if Lee were going. l, George Bente. leave my sex appeal to Verne Huneke. l, Pauline Hodge, leave my baby face to Viola Daly. I, Anna Marjorie List. bequeath my ability to snatch Union Uil men to Fnid Ringle, not that -'he wants it.