Evander Childs High School - Oriole Yearbook (Bronx, NY)

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wi J gYgy f N' 92' 'DA' 52 f .TN Af ,TE 4 , iw ,L -.4 On 4 3 1 ff' 1' C xx, 1 L ,L N 0 0 ANTHONY DE LUCA . . . KNAVE OF HEARTS You're a Knave, nol a Duke, fhough you ride in your car Shaving all of us morlals aside. And your orcheslras, socials, commillees-They are Bu? a clue Io your 'remper and pride. JOE WEINSTEIN . . . MAD HATTER You are sad. brolher Joseph, and sane as Ihe Haller. To logic you ne'er lake recourse. When we genfly inquire iusl whal is Ihe mailer, You moan Ihal your Pa boughf a horse. DEBBY SEYMANS . . . ROCKING HORSE FLY You're an alhlele, Ihey lell me, yef you shove your pen Ouile as nicely as you put 'rhe shol- And you smile on your brain-children pleasanlly when They fail, which is offen as noi. ROBERT NASTRE . . . WHITE KNIGHT I invenled ill Yes-buf wha? good will if be To Ihe resl of us when you have done? I+ won'I, buf I like il, and -smiling, said he, Il's really been Iopping good fun. LEONARD FEINSTEIN . . . TWEEDLEDEE Tweedledee is a Ierror Io 'rhose our of place. Though you'd fhink Ihaf he lived for a dance II he should be Taller, l wouId be no disgrace For really. he longs Io enlrance. PHIL DAVIS . . . TWEEDLEDUM You are round, Tweedledum, bu? you fight in Ihe fore To keep gale-crashing souls on Ihe rack. Yel we know, for a lady whom you could adore, You'd furn Irailor and never come back. 48 Z9 X T f' , ,K ' ' ' ' ' 1' L- 4 QQ lv V CIP' Q if fn? 'I lb 9, XJ I ALBERT SCHNITT . . . DORMOUSE k Your puns, lor a Dormouse, are slrangely awake. X-X ' Ye? you Irip o'er your 'feel when you walk- BI'l I ,I+h'kI 'lrffk UN? '44 Muore lclllwiiefflqilfds liar 5351.156 'age Iwelve

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page eleven Chief among fhe sociefy's plans was an elaborafe campaign fo seduce, wifh fhe invaluable aid of Jean Fisher lSecref Service Agenfl fhe celebrafed Lover Ginsberg who had caused such havoc in fhe lives of fond fafhers. This, fhoughf Milf proceeding, is a very fine insfifufion. More power fo you. Q Down, down-He shuddered in sympafhy af fhe sighl' of brawny Samuel Heine sfruggling fo bring fo shore Renee Karr and Bernice Hamburger. The unforfunafe young ladies had been neafly fipped overboard from fheir canoe by Alan Mafhewson in a spirif of perfecf good fun and comradeship. Waifing on shore fo affend fhem were Docfors Eleanor Lewis and Rufh Shuberf who were swapping nofes aboul' fheir mosf gruesome cases. Docfor Lewis led wifh a headache indulged in by Harold Miller, buf Docfor Shuberf fopped fhaf wifh a hsearfache by Jim Ryan. 0 Down, down - l wonder how much furfher l shall go, fhoughf Milf, l musf be near China by now, l haven'f sfarfed going up yef. This is gefling firesome and l'm sleepy, b'gosh. Buf his inferesf recuperafed when he discovered a roomful of beaufiful women and cockfail glasses walking around lfhe glasses foo-if was fhaf kind of cockfaill wifh noi apparenf aim in life buf fo walk. Nof a man in sighf. Paf Gliddon and Gerl' Goodman hailed him, Have you seen him? No, replied Milf, who? Where did he go? enfreafed Helen Wehrenberg and Ednamay Engelke. Who? whined Milf. Buf, said Fanny lsenberg and Rufh Gordon, you know where he is? I'm sure I never saw him, said Milf. This is very exasperafingq l'll fall down if you don'f fell me whaf you're falking abouf. Oh, pwecious, murmured Rufh Segal and Miriam Schwarfz in unison, Don'f fall down, iusf fell us where he is. Here l amlll piped up fhe high liffle voice of Larry Singer, emerging from under fhe fable, l iusf fhoughf l'd hide in fun. And he beamed af his splendid joke. O Oh, murmured Milf, slipping down wifh a ferrifying rush of air, fhis is foo much. Buf he gasped worse fhan ever on seeing fhe fwenfy year old presidenf of Universal Correspondence School, Joan Keller, sneaking along a wharf wifh whaf af firsf appeared fo be iusf an ordinary sailor buf upon second look proved fo be none ofher fhan Arnold Gisnef, famed for The ease wifh which he could wear sailor panfs and fhe amounfs of Vodka which he could consume. Judging by fhe rafio of fhe size of his feef fo fhe ground covered by fhem, he was nof in his soberesf mood. There's mufiny in fhe air, fhoughf Milf, and l don'f care for elopemenfs anyway. Q We were going fo say down, down, oul' of force of habif, buf if wasn'f down, down, if was iusf sfill. l-le found himself asfride - well, if looked and sounded very much like a genfly mooing cow, buf if had wings. Turning fhe head up, Jimmyl he exclaimed. Jimmy, nofhing, said fhe creafure, l AM THE ANGEL GABRIEL! l beg your pardon, said Milf, you are Jimmy Allan! l AM THE ANGEL GABRlELl! All righf, prove if. Whereupon if blew a mighfy blasf. The walls began fo crumble, fhe shelves fo cave in, and fhe whole mofley crew of losf souls was precipifafed down fhe hole. ln 'rhe middle of fhe earfh were posfed fhree messengers of fhe powers fhaf be, Alberf Danz, fo cafch fhe fumbling bruneffes, Anfhony De Luca, fo cafch fhe red heads and Arfhur Cohen, fo cafch fhe evergrowing mob of blondes. The ofher people? Well, we don'f know - we wenf where fhey fold us fo go.

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CHARLOTTE STURTZ . . . CATERPILLAR So you're Two inches high, and you Think ThaT you're greaT, While you Tell us all whaT we should do. Well-your mushroom mighT help you-iT did when we aTe Of iTs sides. Advice graTis To you. page ThirTeen -ms r A N-.440 Q la- - .: is Fc gg Z5 . 2-f -g .U JOAN KELLER . . . WHITE QUEEN 67 A 'Q As a VVhiTe Queen--asTounding-you long Tor a Trace P Of 'The wickedness found in The sTreeT, - 2 BuT your speech and your manners, land someTimes your 9 I9 ? Tacel 2 5 E J Would be-even Through mirrors-a TreaT. J A T I I I MILTON TEITELBAUM . . . KING OF HEARTS A A l ' You are Tall, dimpled, dark, and you know how To rule, 4 A 'ff I Y And you're popular Too, so They say. ,fi ,Af AY You're The sheik oT Evander, Beau Brummel oT school- Y if Al I G He's Too good: please Take him awayl i , fx MIRIAM BALF . . . CHESHIRE CAT Cheshire Puss, is your grin evidence ThaT you're Tound A celeb wiTh The very same smile? If you'll acT your besT roles, why l'll noT make a sound. Then aTTer, we'll dance Tor a while. BEATRICE SIVINS . . . WHITE RABBIT Beware of The Queen, WhiTe RabbiT, Tor she May sTamp and cry HOTT wiTh his headI And even a poeT should know ThaT when he ls headless, his genius is dead. g 5 v '... V ff' i, Q! - EQ, f - f X x qt HARRIET ueseom . . . RED QUEEN -, Y bfex lajv You can grab 'em, you red-headed kiss in The dark , V 4 xyxflk lgzgfl Your way To Their hearTs have you Threaded. 'K is BuT Those who coqueTTishly live Tor a lark i , Are oTTen The TirsT To be wedded. ,S S X 6 I 1 I GERTRUDE e-OODMAN . . . DUCHESS ' Your sTenTorian voice, gained in calling The scores 'Q H AT croqueT, has become quiTe an'aid X1 -J To your wiT, because when your quips Turn inTo bores - R. Your voice keeps your hearers aTraid. W A