Eureka High School - Sequoia Yearbook (Eureka, CA)

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THE SEQUOIA 29 V You don't say! exclaimed Old Percy, shocked. I've seen over sixty years and the only sane man I hjeard say that was a fellow trying to start a Ford. Why, I'd back the Almighty Dollar to win a love set of tennis from all comers. What is it that money can't do F Well, for one thing, it can't pull me through with a passing mark in English. lf I could speak to the professor for even ani hour, I'm sure he would see the injustice of my mark. lf he gave me another ex, l'm certain I'd get at least a three. llut that's just it. I can't possibly get to see him. I tried to do it six times already and have sent him three letters but haven't got anywhere. He leaves for Oxford, England, the day after tomorrow and is so busy cleaning up his work that hr: absolutely won't see anyonef' VVell, son, I'm glad it wasn't a love affair. 'VVhere does the professor live ? ' V One hundred a11d forty-nine VVest Fourteenth, a little red cottage. I'in afraid your money can't help here, Pa. Thank you, my son, replied Old Percy cheerfully, you can eat now if you want to. Maybe money can't buy the earth with a little red fence around it, but General Cash has won some pretty decisive battles in my time. Round about eleven olclock the next night, a convenient patrolman ob- served dense clouds of smoke pouring from a little red cottage on VVest Four- teenth street. VVith an admirable regard for duty he hastened to turn in the alarm, and then hurried back, for a fire is an event worthy of even a policeman's gaze. Some minutes later large detachments of the Fire Department arrived amid a crowd of small boys and excited denizens of the native heath. Imme- diately the gallant captain rushed bravely into the smoking house and almost as quickly emerged again with a somewhat dazed and incoherently protesting man in night clothes. lle escorted the still protesting man in night clothes to a large automobile which had just arrived and placed him in it. Forcing its way through a battery of curious eyes, the car sped in the direction of a certain well known medicine manufacturers residence. Arriving there, the chauffeur gently but firmly propelled his singular passenger to the door where they were nnet by an astonished young man. Good even-it's tl1e professor! burst out young Grenville, what's the matter? Where's your clothes P-Say, Pal It was nearly morning when Percy senior was rudely awakened from sleep by his son. I did it, Pa! It's a two minus now. VVow! Gave me an oral ex in the library l shouted young Percy joyfully. That's what I th-ought he'd do, son. I've always said I wouldn't spare any expense to-'l You couldn't possibly have helped here, Pa. A lucky fire and a luckier chauffeur brought it about. All right, son, have it your way. Good night. The following morning an officious young man wearing a cap upon which was inscribed Captain in gilt lettiers was ushered. into Old Percy's office. Hello, Tom. How'd you get along P Pretty well, Boss. I didn't need fifty of the thousand bucks you gave me. The cop cost me twenty-five, each one of the force ten, but the maid soaked me the most. Had to give her one hundred iron men just for putting those trick smoke things in the professors house. -Charles Daly, '2O.