Enumclaw High School - Tiger Tales Yearbook (Enumclaw, WA)

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' M Senior Class Will We, the undersigned members of the Nineteen Hundred and Thirty graduating class, do hereby declare this our last will and testament. We have acted without fear or malice and with charity for all. We hereby declare Miss Virginia Gray executor of said will. Jack Druse and Emlyn Jones will their window washing establishment to Lowell Rassmussen and Louis Simonson. Clellan Vollmer wills his success with the Sophomore girls to John Balsley. Gerda P. Jensen leaves her heathen Danish ways to Hazel Jensen. John Olsen wills his gift of gab to his brother Harvey. Just as if he needed it. Francis Zelepusa wills her athletic ability to Coralie Sheldon. Harry Balsley leaves that blond in Junior High to anyone who can take care of her. Irene Rurdett and Jim Early leave their courtship to Abe Person and Rowena Custer. Don Francisco leaves his duck hunting ability to Miss Kochevar. Were sure she needs it. Elizabeth Kranz wills her place on the bus to Ivar Edman. Phyllis Smith wills her track ability to Phillip Goronson. Ruth Mueller leaves her knowledge of science to Bernice Benson. Maren Hansen leaves her place in the heart of Louis Dibley to Olive Abies. Geitrude Merring wills her wild ways to Ruby Eliot. Mel Johansen leaves Verna to no one. Mr. Johansen advises the Junior boys to keep hands ofT. Eva Warner wills Lawrence Cuyle to Emrose Corbin with the stipulation that she doesn ' t keep him up later than 6 p. m. Agnes Fant wills her artistic ability to Sophia Fosniak. Vivian Crank wills her bookkeeping ability to Fred Longenegger. Fay Franklin wills his ability to give speeches before the assembly to Albert O ' Shea. Ernest Mueller thinks Bud Douglas should wave his hair, and leaves his ability to do so to him. Harold Hawkins leaves his big feet to any one who is big enough to watch his dogs. Marjorie Rust leaves her shorthand ability to Miss Hansen. Howard Campbell leaves Patti Woolery to anyone who is big enough to handle her. Ernest Dahl wills his ability as President to the next U. S. Chief Executive. Maxine Clyde wills her typing ability to Wayne Leach. Audell Wilson wills her sore knees to Bernard Hudson, if he doesn ' t fall down when he skates. Mabel Sonneson gives her height to Rowena Custer. Wayne Yost leaves his bashful ways to Robert Gump. Brownie McDonald leaves her speedy ways to Bernice Yerxa. Olene Johnson gives her tennis and skating ability to anyone who can handle them as well as she has done. Vera Herrington leaves her fast walk to Violet Bergseih if Violet can keep up the pace. Lena Dogliat leaves to her sister her go get ' em characteristics. Gladys Bergman assured all the girls that peroxide is a sure cure for dark ha ir. Vernon Hase leaves to Mr. Powers the privilege of starting another war if he should run out of army jokes. Therefore we, the members of the class of ' 30, affix to this document the seal of the State of Washington. Ten

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The Class Grouch The Senior Class has a rotten President; ever since E. Jones moved to Enumclaw he won ' t speak to any one. Hawkins didn ' t bring a shovel to help clean up the track, he used one of his shoes. Johansen will probably make V. H. quit school so that no one can beat his time. All Don Fr.i.p.cisco does to get his B in Chemistry is sit and laugh back at Mr. Ashim and then stall. Phyllis has b en getting two or three letters per day; she ' ll probably run off and marry Fay Franklin. Clellan ' Vollmer is awful cocky. One day he was going to throw three fellows out of the school building. Since he bec.mc a star, Franklin has been shooting off steam. He should apply this power to a whistle on a peanut wagon. Ernie Mueller sure got conceited when he came in second in the cross-country race; he doesn ' t even curl his hair any more. Gee, but Dolly Muchlinski has become swell headed since she was chosen as the school ' s most popular girl. Ernie Dahl surely gets along great in the office; he must be a Doll! Jim Early and Irene will miss each other next year. They won ' t have any one to hold hands with. Brownie makes a great picture standing on a soap box trying to whisper in Don ' s ear. Gerda goes to the grade school to teach. It certainly is great to have a sis who works in the office. Miss Grace will miss Jack D. from French next year; also, Vernon Hase, her best pupils. Olene Johnson will not be able to write in French to the h iys ni the study hall any more. We suggest a correspondence course. Maren Hansen says she doesn ' t know what she ' ll do next year. The Annual will be a flop this year; all that Miss Gray and Mr. Hall think about is how much will it cost. Eva Warner, it seems, lets the editing of the annual slide. She seems to like another blonde. It ' s really too bad. Eva always seemed like a nice girl. Agnes says she ' s going to give up art and be a chemist. How ' s that for scientific influence. ' ' She isn ' t a Swede, either. So as to be remembered, the Seniors will present the school w ith their class picture; always were a smart bunch. The Janitors certainly are grateful for the Junior High teachers wearing long skirts, as they help keep the floor clean. What good is the radio. ' The only place you can hear it is in Mr. Lafromboise ' s office, and who wants to listen to a baseball game. ' It ' s too bad Mr. Smith doesn ' t get some new experiences. He tells the same ones every other day, with new ones on holidays. Mr. Ashim and Miss Hanson seem to be assigning plenty of work as usual. Then they throw the papers away after they ' ve handed them in. The assembly is terrible this year. No one can even sleep there any more; it ' s too quiet. 1 i n e

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Senior Class Prophecy SETTING— GYPSY CAMP, FORTUNE TELLER AND ATTENDANT. 1 — Harry Balsley Ah! a black card — that means little pickinninies. Oh yes, you wish to become the inventor of seedless watermelons. 2 — Gladys Bergman Hold! I see a Gondola, your choice is to be a street cleaner in Venice — saving all the tin foil you find for the Orthopedic Hospital. 3 — Irene Burdett I see Chop Suey — rice chopsticks — grinining faces — Ah, China, you are hoping to go to China and teach the art of keeping that schoolgirl complexion to the Chinese. •4 — Howard Campbell You, my young man, will travel — travel to Spain to specialize in the Spanish language — there you will marry into the Spanish Royalty. 5 — Maxinf. Clyde I see you — struggling to complete an invention of an errorless typewriter, guaranteed to write correctly no matter how bad the operator. 6 — Vivian Crank Oh, I see candy, lots of candy and gum — I see your ambition is to become a second Helen Ardelle or to marry Wrigley ' s son. 7 — Ernest Dahl I see you making a wise investment by exchanging your car — er — a Ford — I believe — for J GMC truck in which to haul your seven little DOLLS to the Enumclaw Grade School. 8 — Lena Dogliat 1 see people with stooped shoulders talking in the largest cities in the world. You wish to burden these people with your invention of cast iron neckties. Twenty years hence — I see you manager of Chicago Powder Works. 9 — Jack Druse You, my boy, will make a successful step forward. I see you in Washington, D. C, at the White House — washing windows. 10 — James Early I see a position for you with the county — just beyond the sign SLOW MEN AT WORK, ' ' you hold a red light and wonder just what you are the spirit of. 11 — Agnes Fant You, my fair lady — will become an actress — you will take the lead in the new play entitled I KNOW MY STUFF. you will live up to this desire and become Chief Advisor to the Secretary of Interior. 12 — Maren Hansen Ah! A large assembly of people — now I see — it is Congress. You wish to be a Senator at Washington, D. C, and introduce a bill entitled Prohibition of Scotch — Jokes. You will give up this desire and own a beauty shop for face lifting only. 13 — Vernon Hase I see ships — the sea — you wish to sail to the moon and raise Monkeys with pink ears. I also see you in a trim naval officer ' s uniform as a graduate from Annapolis, a commanding officer of Uncle Sam ' s men of war. E J e V e n