Enumclaw High School - Tiger Tales Yearbook (Enumclaw, WA)

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Marie Morris is better at arguing than either one of them. The only trouble with Marie is that she always says the wrong thing. Harold Hawkins ought to wake up and edit a High School paper-not a junior Class and Hi-Y Review. Yes, and did you ever see that bone-crusher Howard Campbell in a football suit? They ordered his from Omar, the tentmaker. Bobby Caldwell certainly thinks he's a slicker, ever since he's had the lead in the Senior Play. He'll probably go to Hollywood and try to play opposite Greta Garbo. Talking about drivers, isn't Bertha Seibert the worst driver you ever saw? Edith Erickson is another one who has a son tacked on her name so she gets by all right. Gladys Erwin surely thinks she's smart' --sporting around jewelry. Robert Douglas. Fred Herrington, and Norman Melsness are always tired in the summer. They hike to Lost l.ake and it takes all the school year to get rested. Emily Merritt and Thorsten Edman should attend to their own business for a change. One always knows what the other is doing. Rushwood Warner and Sidney Williams should be careful or they'll get brain fever. Rushwood is nearly a second Webster now. We have a Girls Club in this school, but it's only for girls. so it's kind of dead. Poor Oliver Anderson leads a hard life. He only takes two subjects, but these crude desks we have. are hard to sleep in. Esther Paulson certainly is a hard-hearted blonde. just think how she gave Bob Grothen the cold shoulder. Agnes Wierleski is wasting her time pounding a typewriter. She should get a cash register. Velma Smith is one of these people which every school has. She is always hound- ing everyone for news for the Hi-Merc. When Edith and Bernard Yost leave school, the ll have to move near a boiler 5 factory to get some noisefthey can't make any themselves. Miss Kochevar should look through her vast collection for something else to say but Everyone take HIS seat. Miss Smith should make a good financier. She had the Girls' E Club turn 32.65, obtained from the sale of hot dogs, over to the Student Body and then she hands in a bill for 3335 for girls' baseball suits. We knew something was wrong when those girls gave up the money. All Mr. Smith wants is bigger boys and bigger gates. That's two things he can't get enough of. I just found out why Miss Hodges and Miss Gray fined us so heavily on books and gum-chewing. They are going to Europe. Mr. Powers looked vicious when he started the races for the inter-class track meet, standing there with that gun and his Texas drawl. Twenty-:even

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i, CI' Clam Grozrcb Nothing's going right around this school. Even Mr. DeYoung's hair is growing back again. These darn class shieks are so conceited they never take a girl out. Take for instance Chris Olsen. We pity Richard Clever when Marie hooks him. Why, she's so cranky now, you have to think twice before you speak to her. It's funny how partial Miss Hanson is to a few of the Senior girls. If you have a sen on the end of your name youre sitting pretty. Gee, the Senior play was dumb. Only eleven characters and forty-three in the class. Doesn't Elsie Anderson have a pull with Mr. DeYoung and Chuck Smith? just because she types their letters, they give her a half dozen A's. Ever since someone made the bright crack about Damon McAllister looking like Mussolini, all he does is throw dirty looks at everybody. Lily Bakum certainly can get by with murder. You have to have a sweet smile and be Mr. Lees secretary, and you can do anything around this school. And Williarn Balsleyvever since he jigged at the basketball game no one can talk to him. Mildred Blessing surely thinks she can sing. Lucky she does, because no one else cares about it. She'll probably end up by singing songs for the town of Buckley. Helen Squier certainly thought she had Thor Edman cinched. It's awful the way she hangs on to him. Too bad the Annual didn't have a decent editor this year. Deno Garh had his mind on that girl in Junior High and let the Annual go to hang. Corinne Eountaine thinks shes quite a dramatic speaker, but don't you get tired hearing her gift of gab all the time? I'll certainly be glad to get out of this school tif I ever doj-theres no justice at all. Unless you happen to be a blonde or president of the Student Body, you haven't 1 chance. Yes, just because Barney Lind is president of the S. B. A. he gets complimentary tickets to all the plays. Some of the teachers get away with murder. Miss Hanson assigns 50 pages of Shorthand and a month's Bookkeeping for one day, and then if you don't finish it, She keeps you after school until six o'clock. Guess she thinks this is the grade school. Miss Kochevar and Mr. Ashim think they are superior beings and teachings the most important subject in school. Look at the 5,000 word themes Mr. Ashim assigned. Oh, well, I should worry, I copied all mine anyway. Yes, and while we're on the subject of teachers, did you ever notice the three little angels in Miss Smith's Civics Class? Anything Bertha S., Elsie Anderson, and Lily Bakum say is right. Yes, and did you ever notice how Florence Christensen and Francis Brown argue with their teachers? Of course, it goes over big with Mr. Ashim. Francis even gave him his picture. That's one way to pass. Twenty-:ix

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i Cl l'il-CS fldwre to jzmioics' We, the Graduating Class of june, 1929, after trying for three weeks to think up suitable advice, do hereby submit this advice to the juniors regardless of form and con- ventions. We have taken pity on this group of youngsters who are so timid and meek and have decided to give them a few helpful suggestions in order to make their last days of school more pleasant. The first and most important thing that we are going to advise you about is your first day in school as a Senior. Do not think you are superior to the other classes in school. You are mentally, as well as physically, unfit to assume such a position, so we would advise you to keep on the same level as you are maintaining at the present time. which seems to fit you very well. A few pointers on Senior Sneak Etiquette I think would be very helpful to you, but on talking to Mr. DeYoung lately, he informed me the Class of BO would not have a sneak because it would be impossible to keep tab on such an unruly group. We personally advise Mel Johansen, father of the class, to donate fifty copies of his latest literary masterpiece How to Solve the Housing Problem to the Frosh, hoping that they may profit by his example. We advise the Juniors to take better care of Howard Campbell. He is getting so thin he might dry up and blow away. We advise that Nick Lafromboise change his brand from Old Golds to some other cigarettes because then he will get more coughs for his money. That Emlyn jones and Robert Bergum move up to Camp Ellensong it would be cheaper than the long run. james Early to play Ring Around the Rosy, it would be a change from playing Hang Around the Show House. Irene Burdette to try something hard, This idea of staying late and playing Early should stop. Maren Hansen to start darning flour sacks, as she will need the practice before she starts in on Harold's socks. jack Druse to lay off the side-burnsA-it is as Bertha Seibert says-- They look nice, but they don't feel so hot. Miss Gray to lose her voice again if she wants to become a perfect woman. George McGovern to forget his Scotch instincts and to start paying for his board and room at Smith's. Ernest, if he wishes to become popular with Gladys Booth, to forget his Doll part and become a man. Dick Taylor to cheer up. lt is rumored that C. C. Pyle is going to put on a sleeping marathon. just you keep on practising, Richard. john Olson you must become Sweet and Coy like Ted Mullin if you want to have Eleanor to yourself next year. Ernest Mueller, you are on the right path. We advise you to stick to it and you will captivate Brownie, However, red hair would help attract her a great deal. Olene, we advise you to keep on playing tennis morn, noon, and night, and you may become a tennis champion. We advise Stanford Haney to be careful with those Carbonado girls or else take a guard when he goes there. Frances Zelepusa to buy some braces so that her knees wont shake when she gets up to bat. Twenty-eight