Enumclaw High School - Tiger Tales Yearbook (Enumclaw, WA)

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MANAGER: You bet. And I noticed in the paper this morning that Oliver Anderson, night watchman at the Olsen Airplane Company, captured two desperate criminals single handed. That's one time Oliver was awake. SECRETARY: The Bakum and Jensen Secretarial School needs a new teacher in a hurry. MANAGER: Send Agnes Wierleski to the rescue. SECRETARY: I saw Damon McAllister and Corinne Fountaine's wedding in the paper the other night. MANAGER: Damon finally caught up with Corinne, after a ten year race. SECRETARY: The Sambila Amusement Co. wants a good clown. MANAGER: Chris Hansen, the clown of E. H. S., is out of a job at present. Wc'll give it to him. SECRETARY: Barney Lind, Editor of the Lind Scandal Sheet, needs someone to dig up a few good scandals. MANAGER: Annie Person's family has dug up more dirt than anyone else in Selleck. She should satisfy Barney. SECRETARY: The Kranc Wleinerworst Factory wants a good dog catcher. MANAGER: Bernard Yost would make a good Pied Piper. His cornet technique is wonderful. SECRETARY: Marcella Fleider and Chris Olsen seem to be doing well in their new busi- ness. They just purchased an orphan asylum. They need a manager. Why d0n't you try that? MANAGER: Well, since this employment bureau is going out of business, I guess I will. Wliy don't you accept their secretarial position? SECRETARY: I guess I should. We'll be together then-and you know how successful we have been here. Let's go to lunch. Clem Molto Tn Be, Not To Seem To Be Deep down in the heart of every young American man or woman lies an ambi- tion of more or less intensity to become great. To study the noble deeds and great advancements of others is to long to do something equally as grand ourselves. We should all like to be heroes, and immortalize our names for future generations to applaud. But then when we stop to think of our conditions as compared to those we seek, we are appalled. We see how much we lack in knowledge, position, wealth 0: power,-4 and we tell ourselves, discouragingly, that there is no success to be won by us. Shakespeare said, Some are born great, mme achieve greatner,i', And .mme bare grealnwif I'h7'll.l'l upon them. No one is born great. He may be born of the most noble ancestry and into the loftiest positions, but he is what he makes himself--not what he seems to be. In our lives we can be what we will to be, and not what we seem to b:. The worst enemy that any individual ever has to conquer in this lif: is Self . To be master of one's self-the conquerer of one's own faults and weakness-means to be master of the world, for to the one who has acquired perfect self-control there is no such word as defeat. It was said by a wiseman of old: He that ruleth his spirit, is greater than he that taketh a city. If we plant and cultivate within our hearts the seeds of truth, honor, virtue, un- selfishness and purity, we shall build for ourselves a character that will stand fast through all the storms of time. To Be. N07 T0 Seem To Bef! Let us hold to this great ambition and try with our best efforts to fulhll it. And always remember the advice that Polonius gave to his son: To lbine cuvz ,telf be Hue, And ii mutt follow ar lbe nigh! the day, , Thou mntt not llaen be julie lo any man. Twenty-five

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154 NSI' al-CS C lam Prophecy Employment Agency Here are several applications. l'll read them to you: INIANAGERZ SECRETARY: IVIANAGFRI SECRETARY: From where do they come? The Class of '29-vlinumclaw High School. All right, read them. The first is from Elwyn Lind. President of the Class. He wishes a position where he can talk and argue plenty. He feels his experience arguing with his teachers and girls qualifies him for such a position. IYIANQGER1 Heres an opening for him. They wish a debate coach at the High School. VVho's next? SECRETARY: Deno Gaffi. Remember, he was editor of the Annual? INIANAGEKZ Herels just the thing. The New York Wtxrld needs a good editor. His merits will sell him. SECRETARY: Florence Christensen wants a chance to show her artistic ability. IYIANAGERZ Thats easy. Murkowski's Modiste Shop on Fifth Avenue needs a designer. It pays ssoo a week. SECRETARY: Helen Rude, owner of the flying circus, needs a good stunt flyer. INIANAGERI The Erwin and Jensen stunt team is looking for something like that. SECRETARY: Ted Mullin is looking for something. Have we anything in his line? IYIANAGERI The very man. The trained seal down at the Orpheum took sick yesterday. XX'e'll send Ted to substitute. SECRETARY: Wfell, herds Elsie Anderson looking for a secretarial job. She and Elwyn must have finally given up the idea of marriage. MANAGER: Rushwood XXfarner, hero of the non-stop flight around the world, needs a secretary to answer his deluge of letters. Perhaps Elsie can fill the position. SECRETARY: Minnie Melsness is looking for a job. Mr. Ashim was right there. MANAGER: Heres something that will suit Minnie. The Soft As Down Mattress Com- pany needs a good mattress tester. Minnie's just the type. SECRETARY: The Edman Hardtack Company needs a couple of good mixers. IYIANAGERI Send lNIarian and Emily Merritt. they seem to be able to mix things quite well. SECRETARY: Gladys Booth wants a job. too, She writes that she is a good mechanic. INIANAGERI Send her down to the airport to Audrey Naylor. She is going to fly to Mars just to prove to Mr. Ashim that no one lives there. SECRETARY: Edith Erickson tells us she wishes a job as a fashion expert. IVIANAGERZ just the one for the Morris and Paulson Fashion Shoppe in Paris. SECRETARY: I didn't tell you about getting stopped by a cop as I was flying to work this morning, did I? IVIANAGERZ No. That sounds interesting. SECRETARY: Imagine my surprise when I saw it was Francis Brown. I had no sooner stopped than he began to bawl me out at the rate of 300 words a minute about flying over 500 miles an hour. He gave me a ticket to appear before judge Siebert next week. MANAGER: Too bad. I hear she's hard boiled, She just sent Douglas and Herrington up for a stretch of IO years for running that noisy plan: of theirs over her house in the middle of the nightg and also in the case of the Williams divorce, she set- tled in Sidney's favor. He claimed that Mildred Blessing Wfilliams practised her yodeling at home too often for his peace of mind. SECRETARY: Squier's Cider Company at Wenatcluee, Washingttxii, needs a good apple smasher. MANAGER: Velma Smith just fits the bill. She never misses an opportunity to smash something. SECRETARY: Did you see Howard Ingledue beat Bill Balsley at the air races yesterday? His 600 mile an hour speed set a new world's mark. T w e 72 I j'-jf 0 117'

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i, CI' Clam Grozrcb Nothing's going right around this school. Even Mr. DeYoung's hair is growing back again. These darn class shieks are so conceited they never take a girl out. Take for instance Chris Olsen. We pity Richard Clever when Marie hooks him. Why, she's so cranky now, you have to think twice before you speak to her. It's funny how partial Miss Hanson is to a few of the Senior girls. If you have a sen on the end of your name youre sitting pretty. Gee, the Senior play was dumb. Only eleven characters and forty-three in the class. Doesn't Elsie Anderson have a pull with Mr. DeYoung and Chuck Smith? just because she types their letters, they give her a half dozen A's. Ever since someone made the bright crack about Damon McAllister looking like Mussolini, all he does is throw dirty looks at everybody. Lily Bakum certainly can get by with murder. You have to have a sweet smile and be Mr. Lees secretary, and you can do anything around this school. And Williarn Balsleyvever since he jigged at the basketball game no one can talk to him. Mildred Blessing surely thinks she can sing. Lucky she does, because no one else cares about it. She'll probably end up by singing songs for the town of Buckley. Helen Squier certainly thought she had Thor Edman cinched. It's awful the way she hangs on to him. Too bad the Annual didn't have a decent editor this year. Deno Garh had his mind on that girl in Junior High and let the Annual go to hang. Corinne Eountaine thinks shes quite a dramatic speaker, but don't you get tired hearing her gift of gab all the time? I'll certainly be glad to get out of this school tif I ever doj-theres no justice at all. Unless you happen to be a blonde or president of the Student Body, you haven't 1 chance. Yes, just because Barney Lind is president of the S. B. A. he gets complimentary tickets to all the plays. Some of the teachers get away with murder. Miss Hanson assigns 50 pages of Shorthand and a month's Bookkeeping for one day, and then if you don't finish it, She keeps you after school until six o'clock. Guess she thinks this is the grade school. Miss Kochevar and Mr. Ashim think they are superior beings and teachings the most important subject in school. Look at the 5,000 word themes Mr. Ashim assigned. Oh, well, I should worry, I copied all mine anyway. Yes, and while we're on the subject of teachers, did you ever notice the three little angels in Miss Smith's Civics Class? Anything Bertha S., Elsie Anderson, and Lily Bakum say is right. Yes, and did you ever notice how Florence Christensen and Francis Brown argue with their teachers? Of course, it goes over big with Mr. Ashim. Francis even gave him his picture. That's one way to pass. Twenty-:ix