Elk Grove High School - Elk Yearbook (Elk Grove, CA)

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THE ELK He Must Be in Serious! . joe treading Paul's college expensesj-Hereis an item headed miscel- laneous. I don't know who she is, but she costs him SOO bucks! The Crowning Effort of a Genius After a Two Period Visit to Typing DDfghgg lkjhi awertr gpouyu gpoiui asdgfg asdfgf asdgfg lkjhi Evelyn dxon is asuitable subject for Remington She has a new suit witha slit in it. She will wear it tonight and shock the inhabitants of our metropoliss? Miss Briscoe is fond of the color green for some unknown reasonit is very becom- ing to herg also: She is a very clerv pcrson.sHe can dance the Highland FF1ing an and the Irish jig on the same plate,Some day she is go going to do it for me if Il coax her enough. Miss elsie NNelson is slightly cuckoo. Sometimes she is known as Nutty Nel- son.she is one of these wild gazelles that drive ,em crazy with the power of her beauty. In fact she simply has em eatin outa her hand. Ilike nutty thoughshe aintas bad as she might be.Once iitook herhorseback riding .Ihave- nt had such a gkood time in m life since me and Bill went to Aunt mMinnies funeral Gee it was some showi Evidently She Had Heard It Before Fred Qcriticising cooking class baked potatocsj-They're all rightg the softer they are, the better. Derril Qhearing, but not seeingj-Are you talking about the girls again? Did He Mean It? Howard fgetting an ad from an undertakerj-Thank youg I hope this will help your business. Ninety

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A Classy Bunch 1.-Cooks-Then the Doctor!g 2.-Youthful Carpentersg 3.-R, Hiram's Charmersg 4.-Another Websterg 5.-A Fashion Showg 6.-Girls' P. C-g 7.-The Lotus Eatersg 8.-Croniesg 9.- Rose of No Man,s Land g 10.- Angels of Mercy g 11.-More Angels. Eighty-nine

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igi, LJ J THE gjj i ELK TELEGRAPHIC DISPATCHES FROM E. G. H. S. Sept. 15-An awful mess of Freshmen all over everything. Sept. 17, 18, 19-Harassed faculty believe thar ain't no sich animule as a curriculum to suit all students. Sept. 22-Howard finds it hard to decideg Freshmen girls all too good- looking. Sept. 23-Howard finally makes momentous decision. Vola is the new goat Sept. 24-Freshmen look pale green. Reception tonight. Sept. 24 QEveningj-George Ronk advocates short skirts for boys. Be- comes living example of old saying: 'fClothes make the man. Oct. 5-Eunice graces front row in Assembly Hall. Says atmosphere is too warm up there: prefers nigger heaven. Oct. 15-First fire drill. Building emptied in 34 seconds. Gert fears she lost two ounces during the flight downstairs. Oct. 16-Gertrude becomes positive of lossg finder will please return im- mediately. Oct. 17-Girls practice basketball. Results: One busted knee and one door-knob on forehead. Oct. 18-School closed for one large week, guaranteed to be all wool and a yard wide. We win game with Fair Oaks. Oct. 27-Vacation a huge success. Oct. 30-Boys studying for H. S. C. ex. Air full of mysterious speeches, such as: Raise the right foot smartly at an angle of 67 with the left ear, and wiggle right ear smartly in time to drum beat. Oct. 31-Tonight's Hallowe'en. Wonder if anything will happen. Nov. 3-We'll say something happened! Fred has a skinned noseg won-- der what Gage looks like? Nov. 4-VVilbur has streak of brilliancy. Gives, as his quotation, Every man is odd, but we can fit him. -Albert Elkus. Nov. 6-School begins at 8 o'clock. The only ones tardy are the faculty. Nov. 7-VVell, Galt knows what kind of team we have. Nov. 13-Four-striper and loots of cadet corps appear with very shiny swords and new Sam Browne belts. Some class! Nov. 18-VVilbur has Bolshevistic tendencies. Tries to blow up the chem- istry class. Nov. 22-Cleaned up the Courtland teams today. This is getting so com- mon that it isn't exciting any more. Nov. 30-Tessie one inch larger around waistg result of Thanksgiving dinner. Dec. 5-Helen appears sans tonsils. Dec. 6-10-Epidemic of tonsil removing. Clyde and Myrtle decide to be in stvle. Dec. 9-Vola gets the cup in the reading contest. Howard is moved to tears by her recitation. Dec. 11-Myrtle's daily trips downtown have ceased. Vic has quit at the store. Dec. 13-Student Body goes over the top in Red Cross Xmas Seals. S53 is some record for one hundred students. Dec. 19-Tomorrow is bond election. Here's hoping for the best! Dec. 20-VX7ell, we didn't get our Xmas present. Better luck next elec- tion, maybe. Ninety-one