Elk Grove High School - Elk Yearbook (Elk Grove, CA)

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A Classy Bunch 1.-Cooks-Then the Doctor!g 2.-Youthful Carpentersg 3.-R, Hiram's Charmersg 4.-Another Websterg 5.-A Fashion Showg 6.-Girls' P. C-g 7.-The Lotus Eatersg 8.-Croniesg 9.- Rose of No Man,s Land g 10.- Angels of Mercy g 11.-More Angels. Eighty-nine

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S I fx X, 94- ' TI l IG IG L K Qlllflil at S1 Zg!3,:is:5f?. 1, W x' The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth? Lawyer fin VVackman's divorce casej-Your Honor, this woman has made a monkey of my client. I-loward's wife-I did not. Nature beat me to it! More Truth Than Poetry Anna fwhile counting apple seedsj-'l'here's a worm in this core. Wllat does that mean? Gertrude-Oh! that stands for the guy. With Her? Dorothy Thomas fat the baseball gamej-Oh, look! Howard made a hit. The Day School Opened at Eight Mildred Neves flooking into History 45-VVhere's Mr. Dahleen? ards. In Senior English Helen-Oh, yes, there are long i's and short i's - Richard Csadly, sotto voicej-And black eyes! A Busy Day for the Shakespeare Family! Senior-Shakespeare died the same day he was born. Mr. Dahleen Cin History 35-lVhat relation was James VI to Henry VIII? Agnes CbrilliantlyD-Daughter! Where Does He Carry 'Em, In His Feet? -Miss Denton Qto Harold Schulzej-Your i's are in the Wrong place. Senior Soliloquy A wondrous thing is love, It cometh from above, And descendeth like a dove On some. But some it never hits But what it gives them fits, And deprives them of their wits, Ry Gum ! Some Disease! Carol fstudying spelling for English IVQ-Myrtle, what does Hinnocula- tion mean? Myrtle-Er, well, isn't that what they do to the president when he goes into office? Where Does- She Keep Them? Thomas fleading yellj-Rattle your slats, your slats, your slats. Rattle your slats-. Miss Hyatt Cinterruptingj-I only rattle my slatsi' once. Is This Wholly True? VVhy are some girls' hearts like books in a circulating library ? was the conundrum propounded by one of the sages of the class of '96. No answer was forthcoming. Because anyone can have them, but nobody can keep them longer than two weeks. Eighty-eight

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THE ELK He Must Be in Serious! . joe treading Paul's college expensesj-Hereis an item headed miscel- laneous. I don't know who she is, but she costs him SOO bucks! The Crowning Effort of a Genius After a Two Period Visit to Typing DDfghgg lkjhi awertr gpouyu gpoiui asdgfg asdfgf asdgfg lkjhi Evelyn dxon is asuitable subject for Remington She has a new suit witha slit in it. She will wear it tonight and shock the inhabitants of our metropoliss? Miss Briscoe is fond of the color green for some unknown reasonit is very becom- ing to herg also: She is a very clerv pcrson.sHe can dance the Highland FF1ing an and the Irish jig on the same plate,Some day she is go going to do it for me if Il coax her enough. Miss elsie NNelson is slightly cuckoo. Sometimes she is known as Nutty Nel- son.she is one of these wild gazelles that drive ,em crazy with the power of her beauty. In fact she simply has em eatin outa her hand. Ilike nutty thoughshe aintas bad as she might be.Once iitook herhorseback riding .Ihave- nt had such a gkood time in m life since me and Bill went to Aunt mMinnies funeral Gee it was some showi Evidently She Had Heard It Before Fred Qcriticising cooking class baked potatocsj-They're all rightg the softer they are, the better. Derril Qhearing, but not seeingj-Are you talking about the girls again? Did He Mean It? Howard fgetting an ad from an undertakerj-Thank youg I hope this will help your business. Ninety