El Reno High School - Boomer Yearbook (El Reno, OK)

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SENIOR BOOMER ; 3 CLASS OF 1922 We congratulate you on having completed your high school education and wish for each of you a future filled with success and happiness. Conservative Investment Company (INCORPORATED) M. A. ASHBROOK. Sec y B. D. ASHBROOK. Pr«. REAL ESTATE MORTGAGES FOR SALE MONEY TO LOAN INSURANCE FLUNKERS’ CLUB Motto: “Never did we study, Never have we 1 thunk', All we ever do is Put in our time and flunk.” Necessary qualifications: “Now, henceforth and forever flunk. Members: Chief Flunker—Nedeau Irving. Asst. Chief Flunker—Johnnie Ozmun. Exalted Flunkeress—Tess Jackson. Yice-Flunkeress—Skinnev Ruiter. Most Worth Never-Pass—Albert Butler. Can’t Pass—Shave-Neck Hutson. Not Expected to Pass—Two-thirds of the Freshies. Retired Members—Corwin Dick, Emmett Thompson, Lucy Ann Babcock and Helen Hanson. Lately Initiated—Bro McDonald, Gust vus Funk and Rat Collins. Lives of students all remind us We can make our lives sublime, But we have to work like thunder To get our note-books in on time. Pete Jackson: “I smell onions.” Teacher: “Durwood, turn around.” Evans Fales TAILORS CLEANERS AND PRESSERS Students, go to Fales for your Cleaning and Pressing. Free Deliverv Rhone 314

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2 SENIOR ROOMER YOUR BAKING PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED ...WHEN YOU USE... FANCY SHORT PATENT AS WHITE AND PURE, AS THE SNOWFLAKES. Honest Making Insures Perfect Baking. Canadian Mill Elevator Co. We Extend Our Heartiest Con- gratulations and Best Wishes for the Future, to ALL GRADUATES BOYS, Let Us Show You Our: Suits, Hats, Caps, Shoes, Shills, j I —In fact, Everything ! for your Graduation Outfit! JS n.tbh-n«hc.. 1990 YOUNGHEIM’S “What would your mother say, little hoy,” de- manded the passerby, virtuously, “if she could hear you swear like that?” “She’d be tickled to death if she could hear it,” answered the bad little boy. “Why how?” asked the lady, shocked. “Why?” exclaimed the boy, “Because she’s stone deaf!” At the age of 16, Alice Jones wrought poetic changes in her name. She signed herself “Alvsse Jones.” Thus designated she entered a new school. The head mistress asked her her name. “Alvsse Jones,” she replied. “A-l-y-s-s-e.” “Thank you,” said the teacher, “and how are you spelling Jones now?” “And the father of the prodigal son fell on his neck and wept.” “What did he weep for?” the Sunday school teacher asked Hayward Wright. “I guess you would weep, too, if you fell on your neck ’ replied Hayward. “Why are the muscles in my head smaller than the muscles in my ear?” asked Miss Maass. “Because you don’t use them as much,” an- swered Dick J.

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4 SENIOR BOOMER School Calendar September 7. School started—lots of pep. 7. Freshmen got lost and had to 1r protected by Seniors. 13. First Senior meeting was held—officers elected. 10. Seniors had picnic. (What became of tlie ice cream?) 23. Football season opened. E. 11. S. vs. King- fisher—we won 14 to 0. 29. E. H. S. beat Edmond. October 5. Seniors ordered pins. 14. O. C. vs. E. H. S. They won 21 to 7. 20. Had real pep chapel. November 11. E. H. S. second team vs. Yukon—defeated 36 to 0. 17. Meda held initiation. 18. Mrs. H. E. Harrison entertained football boys. 19. Senate held banquet. 24. Enid defeated E. H. S., 35 to 14. December 7 and 8. Katcha Koo—big success. 9. Conference Oratorical contest held here. 23. Forum and Senate held annual debate. Forum won. January 1. New resolutions formed. 2. New resolutions broken. 7. Basketball season opened. E. H. S. de- feated Clinton—30 to 15. 9. Seniors formed Razzle Dazzle pep club. 13. E. II. S. defeated Phi Gamma Deltas, 30 to 25. 31. B. M. C. entertained Senate and Forum. February 3. Junior Carnival. 9 and 10. Teachers’ convention. We certain- ly missed our teachers. 14. E. H. S. was defeated by Blackwell, 18 to 17. March 10 and 11. State Tournament held here. (Will you please find Amber on the map?) 24. Forum held annual banquet. April 17. Started practice on Senior Play. 25. Cantata—“Pan on a Summer Day.” May 11 and 12. Senior Play—“Mrs. Temple’s Tel- egram.” 14. Baccalaureate. 16. Junior-Senior Banquet. Oh, Boy! 18. Class Day. 18. Commencement—presents. Smiles and Tears. Wog Rice and Hubert Smith were having an argument over their names. Then Hubert said, “When the world began all people were named Smith, but every time a person committed a sin he had to change his name.” THE 0X1 FORD ROOMS EATS “Without a Smiling Face Do Not Become a Merchant” Ir an old Chinese proverb. For picturesqueness, shrewd common sense and penetrating vision, the Chinese excel. A smile, a kind word, a sympathetic helping hand, costs nothing; they unlock the gates of untold happiness and success. Without these human qualifications, man, indeed, should not become a merchant. Service as expressed by salespeople who smile, who are courteous, attentive, efficient, who render helpful assistance to their customers, is an oft-men- tioned characteristic of this J. C. Penney Co. store. We strive to be worthy merchants. And we shall continue to deserve your patronage only to the extent we continue to render you this greater service.