El Reno High School - Boomer Yearbook (El Reno, OK)

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2 SENIOR ROOMER YOUR BAKING PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED ...WHEN YOU USE... FANCY SHORT PATENT AS WHITE AND PURE, AS THE SNOWFLAKES. Honest Making Insures Perfect Baking. Canadian Mill Elevator Co. We Extend Our Heartiest Con- gratulations and Best Wishes for the Future, to ALL GRADUATES BOYS, Let Us Show You Our: Suits, Hats, Caps, Shoes, Shills, j I —In fact, Everything ! for your Graduation Outfit! JS n.tbh-n«hc.. 1990 YOUNGHEIM’S “What would your mother say, little hoy,” de- manded the passerby, virtuously, “if she could hear you swear like that?” “She’d be tickled to death if she could hear it,” answered the bad little boy. “Why how?” asked the lady, shocked. “Why?” exclaimed the boy, “Because she’s stone deaf!” At the age of 16, Alice Jones wrought poetic changes in her name. She signed herself “Alvsse Jones.” Thus designated she entered a new school. The head mistress asked her her name. “Alvsse Jones,” she replied. “A-l-y-s-s-e.” “Thank you,” said the teacher, “and how are you spelling Jones now?” “And the father of the prodigal son fell on his neck and wept.” “What did he weep for?” the Sunday school teacher asked Hayward Wright. “I guess you would weep, too, if you fell on your neck ’ replied Hayward. “Why are the muscles in my head smaller than the muscles in my ear?” asked Miss Maass. “Because you don’t use them as much,” an- swered Dick J.

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SEXrOH BOOMER 1 Foreword! Asa narration of school life in E. H. S. for the year 1922, we pre- sent this, our Senior Boomer. It is the aim of the Senior Class, in this publication, to portray life as it is in the class-room, the societies, and the outside activities of the school. Our purpose is to show the advancement and progress of El Reno High particularly through the progress of the largest grad- uating class ever seen in El Reno—the Seniors of ’22.

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SENIOR BOOMER ; 3 CLASS OF 1922 We congratulate you on having completed your high school education and wish for each of you a future filled with success and happiness. Conservative Investment Company (INCORPORATED) M. A. ASHBROOK. Sec y B. D. ASHBROOK. Pr«. REAL ESTATE MORTGAGES FOR SALE MONEY TO LOAN INSURANCE FLUNKERS’ CLUB Motto: “Never did we study, Never have we 1 thunk', All we ever do is Put in our time and flunk.” Necessary qualifications: “Now, henceforth and forever flunk. Members: Chief Flunker—Nedeau Irving. Asst. Chief Flunker—Johnnie Ozmun. Exalted Flunkeress—Tess Jackson. Yice-Flunkeress—Skinnev Ruiter. Most Worth Never-Pass—Albert Butler. Can’t Pass—Shave-Neck Hutson. Not Expected to Pass—Two-thirds of the Freshies. Retired Members—Corwin Dick, Emmett Thompson, Lucy Ann Babcock and Helen Hanson. Lately Initiated—Bro McDonald, Gust vus Funk and Rat Collins. Lives of students all remind us We can make our lives sublime, But we have to work like thunder To get our note-books in on time. Pete Jackson: “I smell onions.” Teacher: “Durwood, turn around.” Evans Fales TAILORS CLEANERS AND PRESSERS Students, go to Fales for your Cleaning and Pressing. Free Deliverv Rhone 314