El Paso High School - Spur Yearbook (El Paso, TX)

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g TN E SAVAGE SEIBERLING MOTOR PROTECTED OIL TIRES l SAVAGE OIL COMPANX7 Distributors MAIN 761 EL PASO, TEXAS IF THE ARMY USED IT- WE HAVE IT IF MEN WEAR IT- WE SELL IT U. S. TRADING COMPANY 21 Z-S. EL PASO-Z I 4 EL PASO, TEXAS Compliments of R. J. Williams CREAMY MILK 501-5 Bassett, Tower El Paso, Tex BANKERSIJFE COMPANY Des Moines, Iowa COMPLIMENTS I Y OF Q31 5 6 FEDER7S JEWELERS Singletongs Service Station E E A A EE E E A Not A One Stop Station-Our Customers BUY YOUR GASOLINE Come Back TEXACO CERTIFIED LUBRIUATION AT Phone Main 4488 PIEDRAS AT MAGOFFIN HAVE YOUR SHOES REPAIRED NO. 3 AT TONY LAMNS 109 E. Overland - 220 S. El Paso St. MONTANA AND COTTON AVENUE Chappel and Derrick 0ll Yl0OlO0I0000i

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K E GUNNING AND CASTEEL DRUG CO. Four Convenient Locations SAYLOR'S and WI-llTlVIAN'S CHOCOLATES Distinction Ladies and Gentlemen, said the show' man, here you have a magnificent painting of Daniel in the lions den. Daniel can be easily distinguished from the lions by the green cotton umbrella under his arm. Spaced Out Too Much A judge. in remanding a criminal railed him a seoundrel. The prisoner replied, Sir, I am not as big a scoundrel as your honor - -f here the culprit stopped. but finally added- takes me to be. Put your words closer together, said the judge. WARNER DRUG CO. EL I'ASO'S IJEP.-lRTMl+IN'l'lZl'IID CUT- RATE DRUG STORE In Front of the Post Office Williams and Sehuller KYashing and Greasing United States Tires - Storage --- Repairs The Price of Tires is Down 300 Montana St. Phones M-393 8 42 Hartford Mortuary RI.-XIX 197 MAIN 1044 LIMOUSIN15 AMBLLANCP: SERVICE Her Idea of Rhode Island A little girl in the geography class, on being asked to state for what Rhode Island was noted. said it was distinguished as being the only one ot' the United States that is the smallest. Just as Bad Jim, does your mother whip you? No: but she washes me all over every morning. A inan in a very deep state of intoxication was shouting and kicking most vigorously at a lamp post, when the noise attracted a near-by policeman, Whats the matter? he asked the ener- getic one. Uh, never mind, mishter. Thash all right. was the reply: ' know she'sh home all right-I shee a light upshtairs. PA LlVI'S SHOE STORE CHOME OF FRIENDLY FIVES5 Opposite the Post Office A. B. Poe Motor Co. CRYSLI-IR and l'LYM0l I'l-I Distributors 617 TEXAS STREE'I' UUBIPLIMICNTS OF Empire Products Corporation Beverages and Candies Refreshments for all Occasions PHONE MAIN 1533 Office and Factory on Mills and Florence IO

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3 25 Compliments Nandor Schwartz Newman Agency Galbraith-Foxworth Lumber Ce. D. C. Crowell at Ce. El Paso Optical Ce. J. C. Penney ce. A Friend Eeenefny Dry Goods ce. Amerienn Furniture ce. Emanuel Schwartz Very Tired It would be with you very much as it was with the Scotch congregation, when the minister boasted to his fellow clergyman, I preached to them two hours and twenty minutes. And the other minister said, Why, weren't you awfully tired? No he said but you ought to have seen the congregation. Money Wanted Brudren, said a darky minister down on a plantation, Brudreu, I'se got a five-dollar sermon, an' a two-dollar sermon, an' a one- dollar sermon an' I want dis here indelicate audience to take up a collection as to which one ob dem dey can afford to hear. Once W'as Enough Did you ever, said one preacher to an' other, stand at the door after your sermon, and listen to what people said about it as they passed out? Replied he: I did once ------ a pause and a sigh----- but I'll never do it again. Science Outdone Why does lightning never strike twice in the same place? the professor asked the new boj' in the class. Huh , said the new hay, it never needs to. Inconsiderate Parent A man who was sentenced to be hanged was visited by his wife who said: My dear, would you like the children to see you executed? No, replied he. 'I'hat's just like you, said the wife, you never wanted the children to have any enjoyment. Forlorn Did I tell you, said a mother, what a time I had with my little Joe? Nog what was it? Why, I was showing him a picture of the martyrs who were thrown to the lions, and was talking very solemnly to him, trying to make him feel what a terrible thing it was. 'Mal' said lie, all at once, 'oh, ma! just look at that poor little lion, way behind there, he won't get any!