El Paso High School - Spur Yearbook (El Paso, TX)

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Hail and Farewell Class of '33 May gona' fortune follow you 7t',lCl'c'7't'l' llze future may lend . . . and success crown your every endeavor in life. El Paso Herald - Post so Coon You CAN ACTUALLY TASTE THE DIFFERENCE BURDEN'S PURE CREAM ICE CREAM Silence is Golden A pert young lawyer once boasted to a member of the bar that he had received two hundred dollars for speaking in a certain lawsuitg the other replied, I received double that sum for keeping silent in that very case. :I Compliments of American Grocery Co. Distributors of the Famous LITTLE DUKE CANNED VEGETABLES MISSOURI STATE LIFE INSURANCE CO. 814 MILLS BUILDING MILK and BUTTER Restitution A lawyer on his death-bed willed all his property to a lunatic asylum, stating as his reason for so doing that he wished his pro- perty to return to the liberal class of people who had patronized him. Holdsworth Sr Pearce 205 MILLS STREET ln Hussmann Hotel Building CODIPLIBIENTS Given Bros. Shoe Co. RENFRO'S Two Conveniently Located Stores El Paso Hotel Supply Co. Wholesale Dealers in Kitchen and Dining Room Equipment. No. I No. 2 Plaza. Theatre Bldg. Hotel Hussmann MAIN 176 MAIN 161 112 S- 01128011 Street

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SS E y EL PAro 'rExAf 'rmp-es'r TE Moron o. DD ' x D G E 7 X PLYMOUTH Teacher: Why did Adam and Eve leave the garden after they had dressed themselves in fig leaves? Senior: I don't remember but I have a suspicion that Eve wanted to go somewhere to show off her new clothes. YOLHLL NEVER GET A HSCHOGL GIRL COMPLEXIONH OVER A COOK-STOVE But lt is not necessary for you to spend your time over a hot stove if you have an electric range . . . it will cook your meals automatically while you are shopping, visiting friends, or enjoying an afternoon at bridge. Electric cookery is clean, cool, fast and economical . . . and there is no reason why any home should be without this modern method now that prices are so low and terms so convenient . . . EL PASO is Ecrmc COMPANY A traveling salesman was placing his sig- nature on the register of one of the Omaha hotels when a bed bug made its way down the page. Turning to the clerk the man re- marked: I've been bitten by Kansas City spiders, bled by St. Joe fleas and interviewed by Fort Scott graybacks, but I'l1 be darned if l' was ever in a place before where the bedbugs looked over the register to see where my room was! THE BEST IN BREADS i u n Always Fresh 1 KAHN'S HAI ERY FRESH BOHEMIAN RYE Y Phone Main 6061 918 N. Oregon St. Phone Main 1632 905 N. Piedras St. Z2 H

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K E GUNNING AND CASTEEL DRUG CO. Four Convenient Locations SAYLOR'S and WI-llTlVIAN'S CHOCOLATES Distinction Ladies and Gentlemen, said the show' man, here you have a magnificent painting of Daniel in the lions den. Daniel can be easily distinguished from the lions by the green cotton umbrella under his arm. Spaced Out Too Much A judge. in remanding a criminal railed him a seoundrel. The prisoner replied, Sir, I am not as big a scoundrel as your honor - -f here the culprit stopped. but finally added- takes me to be. Put your words closer together, said the judge. WARNER DRUG CO. EL I'ASO'S IJEP.-lRTMl+IN'l'lZl'IID CUT- RATE DRUG STORE In Front of the Post Office Williams and Sehuller KYashing and Greasing United States Tires - Storage --- Repairs The Price of Tires is Down 300 Montana St. Phones M-393 8 42 Hartford Mortuary RI.-XIX 197 MAIN 1044 LIMOUSIN15 AMBLLANCP: SERVICE Her Idea of Rhode Island A little girl in the geography class, on being asked to state for what Rhode Island was noted. said it was distinguished as being the only one ot' the United States that is the smallest. Just as Bad Jim, does your mother whip you? No: but she washes me all over every morning. A inan in a very deep state of intoxication was shouting and kicking most vigorously at a lamp post, when the noise attracted a near-by policeman, Whats the matter? he asked the ener- getic one. Uh, never mind, mishter. Thash all right. was the reply: ' know she'sh home all right-I shee a light upshtairs. PA LlVI'S SHOE STORE CHOME OF FRIENDLY FIVES5 Opposite the Post Office A. B. Poe Motor Co. CRYSLI-IR and l'LYM0l I'l-I Distributors 617 TEXAS STREE'I' UUBIPLIMICNTS OF Empire Products Corporation Beverages and Candies Refreshments for all Occasions PHONE MAIN 1533 Office and Factory on Mills and Florence IO