El Paso High School - Spur Yearbook (El Paso, TX)

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SS E y EL PAro 'rExAf 'rmp-es'r TE Moron o. DD ' x D G E 7 X PLYMOUTH Teacher: Why did Adam and Eve leave the garden after they had dressed themselves in fig leaves? Senior: I don't remember but I have a suspicion that Eve wanted to go somewhere to show off her new clothes. YOLHLL NEVER GET A HSCHOGL GIRL COMPLEXIONH OVER A COOK-STOVE But lt is not necessary for you to spend your time over a hot stove if you have an electric range . . . it will cook your meals automatically while you are shopping, visiting friends, or enjoying an afternoon at bridge. Electric cookery is clean, cool, fast and economical . . . and there is no reason why any home should be without this modern method now that prices are so low and terms so convenient . . . EL PASO is Ecrmc COMPANY A traveling salesman was placing his sig- nature on the register of one of the Omaha hotels when a bed bug made its way down the page. Turning to the clerk the man re- marked: I've been bitten by Kansas City spiders, bled by St. Joe fleas and interviewed by Fort Scott graybacks, but I'l1 be darned if l' was ever in a place before where the bedbugs looked over the register to see where my room was! THE BEST IN BREADS i u n Always Fresh 1 KAHN'S HAI ERY FRESH BOHEMIAN RYE Y Phone Main 6061 918 N. Oregon St. Phone Main 1632 905 N. Piedras St. Z2 H

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s as YEARWOOD GROCERY COMPANY 100 Cz, EL PASO OWNED Our Good Merchandise, Low Prices, Courteous Service Will Please You WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS Seven Convenient Stores A definition by Governor Pollard, of Vir- ginia: Depression - A period of time in which we have to do without the things our parents never had. Editor: I'm sorry to hear, parson, that you are displeased with the Church announce- ment in our last issue. Parson: Displeased! Read this, sir: Next Sunday the Rev. Mr. Parson will speak upon the evils of drink. The address should be well worth hearing as Mr. Parsons is al- ways full of his subject. My plate is damp complained a traveler who was dining in a London hotel. Hush! whispered his wife. That's your soup. They serve small portions in war time. An Irishman had been having a long strug- gle with a balky horse on a steep hill, and he had said some language quite unfit for publication. On reaching the top he said: Shure, tis the likes of ye that keeps me out of the Howly Name Society. THE TEACHER - PARENT ASSOCIATION OF THE AUSTIN HIGH SCHOOL wishes to express its desire to back the students in all their constructive endeavors. The associativn is always ready to assist the students in their struggles for advancement and tu rejoice with them in their successes. P1'esi1If'1zI ............................. ..........,...... - ............ N las, V. L, Izmfzlw First IYILT'-Pl'L'.YItIC'I1I ...,............,, MRs, :XRTHUR L. 3lCliNIGl'I'l' Second I'1'w-Prvsiiiczzf ...,..... ...,...,.,....,,.,.,... 1 lies. F, L, IQAFFER Tlzim' I'ic'C-I'rvsz'dmzf .......... .......... R IRS. E. XY. -Ioizimx I6r'c0r'a'1'11g 56Cl'CIllI'l '....... ....... N lus. C. D. -IoHNsoN C'0l'I't'Sf7Ol1dIIlg Sl.'C'l'FIlI1'j '....... .,...,... K lRs. E. A. .lENN1NGs Tl'l'0SIlI't'l' ............. ....... R has, H. T. Mom: 06000000 SQ . . Q

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Hail and Farewell Class of '33 May gona' fortune follow you 7t',lCl'c'7't'l' llze future may lend . . . and success crown your every endeavor in life. El Paso Herald - Post so Coon You CAN ACTUALLY TASTE THE DIFFERENCE BURDEN'S PURE CREAM ICE CREAM Silence is Golden A pert young lawyer once boasted to a member of the bar that he had received two hundred dollars for speaking in a certain lawsuitg the other replied, I received double that sum for keeping silent in that very case. :I Compliments of American Grocery Co. Distributors of the Famous LITTLE DUKE CANNED VEGETABLES MISSOURI STATE LIFE INSURANCE CO. 814 MILLS BUILDING MILK and BUTTER Restitution A lawyer on his death-bed willed all his property to a lunatic asylum, stating as his reason for so doing that he wished his pro- perty to return to the liberal class of people who had patronized him. Holdsworth Sr Pearce 205 MILLS STREET ln Hussmann Hotel Building CODIPLIBIENTS Given Bros. Shoe Co. RENFRO'S Two Conveniently Located Stores El Paso Hotel Supply Co. Wholesale Dealers in Kitchen and Dining Room Equipment. No. I No. 2 Plaza. Theatre Bldg. Hotel Hussmann MAIN 176 MAIN 161 112 S- 01128011 Street