El Paso High School - Spur Yearbook (El Paso, TX)

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s as YEARWOOD GROCERY COMPANY 100 Cz, EL PASO OWNED Our Good Merchandise, Low Prices, Courteous Service Will Please You WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS Seven Convenient Stores A definition by Governor Pollard, of Vir- ginia: Depression - A period of time in which we have to do without the things our parents never had. Editor: I'm sorry to hear, parson, that you are displeased with the Church announce- ment in our last issue. Parson: Displeased! Read this, sir: Next Sunday the Rev. Mr. Parson will speak upon the evils of drink. The address should be well worth hearing as Mr. Parsons is al- ways full of his subject. My plate is damp complained a traveler who was dining in a London hotel. Hush! whispered his wife. That's your soup. They serve small portions in war time. An Irishman had been having a long strug- gle with a balky horse on a steep hill, and he had said some language quite unfit for publication. On reaching the top he said: Shure, tis the likes of ye that keeps me out of the Howly Name Society. THE TEACHER - PARENT ASSOCIATION OF THE AUSTIN HIGH SCHOOL wishes to express its desire to back the students in all their constructive endeavors. The associativn is always ready to assist the students in their struggles for advancement and tu rejoice with them in their successes. P1'esi1If'1zI ............................. ..........,...... - ............ N las, V. L, Izmfzlw First IYILT'-Pl'L'.YItIC'I1I ...,............,, MRs, :XRTHUR L. 3lCliNIGl'I'l' Second I'1'w-Prvsiiiczzf ...,..... ...,...,.,....,,.,.,... 1 lies. F, L, IQAFFER Tlzim' I'ic'C-I'rvsz'dmzf .......... .......... R IRS. E. XY. -Ioizimx I6r'c0r'a'1'11g 56Cl'CIllI'l '....... ....... N lus. C. D. -IoHNsoN C'0l'I't'Sf7Ol1dIIlg Sl.'C'l'FIlI1'j '....... .,...,... K lRs. E. A. .lENN1NGs Tl'l'0SIlI't'l' ............. ....... R has, H. T. Mom: 06000000 SQ . . Q

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In '---'-'- '-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-- '-'-'-i-i-i-i- In I I :E W1Sl11l1g You Success Through Llfe E' I I+ from the III Il LI li I I I I Ill ,I EXMAY ORE I A DusTQuBuTl0N vvn-HOUT vvAsTE II I T' IH---H--------h--.- ---. -------H-L Johnny had come home from school to Prisoner: My name is Sparks, I am an Spend the holidays' His father and he were electrician, and I am charged with battery. having a chat. How are vou getting along at schoo1 I Judge: Uofficer' put mls man m a dry ' ' ' cell. Fine, I have learned how to say 'thank you' and 'if you please' in French. What's that, Mike, that you have in that glass case? Oh, that's the brick I got agin my head -i' at the last election. Good, said the father. That's more than you ever learned to say in English. Oh, and what is that little flower on the top of it for? Thats the flower from the grave of the man that threw it. A chap was arrested for assault and bat- tery and brought before the judge. I I Judge: What is your name, your occupa- tion and what are you charged with? X I 7 . C600 N ww X M615 ox 0 Vox POINTS Phone Main 4608 807 N. Piedras M 5

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SS E y EL PAro 'rExAf 'rmp-es'r TE Moron o. DD ' x D G E 7 X PLYMOUTH Teacher: Why did Adam and Eve leave the garden after they had dressed themselves in fig leaves? Senior: I don't remember but I have a suspicion that Eve wanted to go somewhere to show off her new clothes. YOLHLL NEVER GET A HSCHOGL GIRL COMPLEXIONH OVER A COOK-STOVE But lt is not necessary for you to spend your time over a hot stove if you have an electric range . . . it will cook your meals automatically while you are shopping, visiting friends, or enjoying an afternoon at bridge. Electric cookery is clean, cool, fast and economical . . . and there is no reason why any home should be without this modern method now that prices are so low and terms so convenient . . . EL PASO is Ecrmc COMPANY A traveling salesman was placing his sig- nature on the register of one of the Omaha hotels when a bed bug made its way down the page. Turning to the clerk the man re- marked: I've been bitten by Kansas City spiders, bled by St. Joe fleas and interviewed by Fort Scott graybacks, but I'l1 be darned if l' was ever in a place before where the bedbugs looked over the register to see where my room was! THE BEST IN BREADS i u n Always Fresh 1 KAHN'S HAI ERY FRESH BOHEMIAN RYE Y Phone Main 6061 918 N. Oregon St. Phone Main 1632 905 N. Piedras St. Z2 H