Edward McDonnell (FF 1043) - Naval Cruise Book

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Or+Y?ZDf?2L7DffCf-'fiwse I Eifiwdlyhwffl filo. Ifcg ,O,O., I I HWGQ, DEAR CRABBY - Dear Crabby, I live in confined quarters with another individual who not only refuses to take a nNavy Shcwern, but any shower at all. What should I do? Offended Dear Offonded, First congradulate him on his attempt to conserve doesn't work, try a IXILQ-.DX fox? NJA Pt O What was really behind Satur- day Evenings unprecidented at- tack on the defensless sailboat? 1 As a npro-sailingn paper, The Daily Deceiver must protest this type of harrassment by the HPower Boat Establishment.n I In all fairness, it must be teperted that this ship's high- Yly sophisticated electronic earsighted pilot with glaucoma. fresh water. If subtltyiequipment was led astray by a G.I. Brush and a paint scraper. fDear Crabby is a reg- ular feature of The Deceiver. All letters should be addressed to the Mess Decks MAAQ mhis does not, however, excuse the ship from sending a written apology via ncarriern pigeon to to the slighted vessel, 3 Any repeat of this performance will undoubtedly bring a reactio from the International Yacht lacing Union. -ED ' I-,-nf, Inu' gipgrrgas tithe EDITOR Dear Editor: The junior officers of the Eddy Mac, being displeased with the managment of the MCDONNELL HILTON, are planning a nsleep-inn at the HILTON to pro- test for an 8 hour work day, no watches and weekends off. signed, THE SNIPE ,OPERATIONS COINWERSATIONE r ' we think Mr. Redd has an H eyesight problem. Either t that or he's part Polack. IWho else would use Binecularsl T in Sonar Control. LTJG Neisingh Cotherwise J known as nEasy Ridernj has ,given up motorcycles, so he says. However, he's the only one who answered the , ,motor scooter ad in DD V01 1 Dear SNIPE No. l, and personally I Right on! ythink the Chaplin's worried -ED f I iso , , O I I O O W T FLYING TIPS MORE CIEANS a DIRTYS H U Use epoky glue for the Ottern is a clean VBeaverN is a dirty N ,feathers on your new wings, ,since'wax melts when you get too close to the sun. EMDR I N THE ,HOLE Is EMC Kimball really Y suffering from 'Dunlops Diseasen? The Snipe ening to Ifresh'wat s are threat cut off the er to force the rest of us to break out our o Budwieser aches of OHEA LTH Noms 5 Use caution when play ming footb all on the tLos.Angeles Freeway WEAPONS'WORLD W Seems like Ens. Idster 1S'WOTT16d Lisbon bar tenders won't know how to fix a MINT JULEP. Is STG2 latz secret ly preparing for a foray in stocking nicillin stead of ASK MR he keeps his slee Lisbon by up on Pen- shots new in later? BOORUM why talking in N 7 p, It s hang G ing on the wall by th SWitCHo o 0 0 fine an is printed nightly on the midwatch. Dist 50 copies Hon. Ed. -T,P. Nast Ed in Chief-RA Behring Mng. Ed. -JC Collins Cont. Ed.-RC Piers Printer- Homn Letters to ED. do not necessarily reflect the attitude of DD or its staff. -ED

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