Edward McDonnell (FF 1043) - Naval Cruise Book

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gl' -..ex to X? Qjfl Weather: Yes xg X1 YTX N ff.: ,f ' .1 6 . Z 1 A fe - mf if M er WD ,ZD a 'Q Y 507 iwfwfwfffe ,,YbLfi,N'O. lg flora. MQi1TOf.2Oi efebsetheri is b,1eiSSeidi TQ. com together ifdsvies g... 'DISK GROLLP ATTACKS Saweofsvf Dateline - BERMUDA - LATE SATURDAY EVENING.A TASK 3 FLYING RWMQR GROUP CONSISTING OF TWO NAVY DESTROYERS AND AIRCRAFTV RUTHLESSLY INTIMIDATED NATIONAL WATERS ON THE IT WAS A SUBMARINFH. ,After repeated buzz- AN UNARMED SAILBOAT IN INTE PRETENSE THAT THEY nTHOUGHT R afifNz-mfifefej ing of the boat by fix-N 7531! 50714 E 'gfqcflf ed wing aircraft and threatening flashing hr In an attempt to regain ,thier Qmemer status, Eng- light messages sent byyineering head cleaners, both ships, the attack funder the direction of MRl was finally broken offfMoffatt have instituted a ostensibly to regroup and find the real sub. Some feel, however, it was merely to find an- other innocent victim. Sources close to the action expressed gen- hnssivo re-modeling program iaimed at changing their im- iage. The Motion Sickness Rating Association has a- greed to re-inspect at a la- N tor date. However the X rating Cpersons under 18 no uine shock at the anger admittedD'will stand until generated at the sailw the submarine's call sign. In.the words of one witness, HI thoughth it was funnier than holly y the re-modeling is comple- ppted. A spoksman for the ANMSRA confided that he ndid l not fool the head would bo 4, boats failure to answer N 1: ready by fnepinsypeo deadline -'J N but donft let the Ca tain P knew thattn DEVlL'S CORNER b':'-'-'u y Doktor Strange nequal time for the bad guys...n W CLEANS k'DIRTYS f DEPT. A nSailorn is a clean A nSeamann is a dirty X , IENA: Do we need sheets?5 1 SUPPEY-SKINNY -as BORGE: Yes, one. ENAZ A pillow? BGRGE: Yes, a pillow. VILGOT SJOMAN - from ! w ?Mr. Goss must be worried O. Qboht something. People say lhe sleeps asttho.he'wero' HI AM CURIOU3, Yetnevilaviwm OH versace 1 Nwhat Ensign took his first shower of the cruise on Mothers Day...and why? What.Second Class Sonar- man is living proof of T110 ory?. Q A The UHOLY HELON is alive and well. It just didn't 'want to get involved. MURPHY'S LAWS Teday's laws delve into tha t obscure field of thought known as Mathema- tics. Even with the Nwmv Mathn, old Murph's laws are still as valid as ever.'Wp continue with installm nt three of the series: A- In any given miscal- culation, the fault will never be placed if more than one person is involvec B- Any error that can creep in, will. C- All constants are variables. D- A decimal will al- ifways be misplaced. E- In a complex calcu- lation, one factor from the numerator will always move into the denomenator.

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Or+Y?ZDf?2L7DffCf-'fiwse I Eifiwdlyhwffl filo. Ifcg ,O,O., I I HWGQ, DEAR CRABBY - Dear Crabby, I live in confined quarters with another individual who not only refuses to take a nNavy Shcwern, but any shower at all. What should I do? Offended Dear Offonded, First congradulate him on his attempt to conserve doesn't work, try a IXILQ-.DX fox? NJA Pt O What was really behind Satur- day Evenings unprecidented at- tack on the defensless sailboat? 1 As a npro-sailingn paper, The Daily Deceiver must protest this type of harrassment by the HPower Boat Establishment.n I In all fairness, it must be teperted that this ship's high- Yly sophisticated electronic earsighted pilot with glaucoma. fresh water. If subtltyiequipment was led astray by a G.I. Brush and a paint scraper. fDear Crabby is a reg- ular feature of The Deceiver. All letters should be addressed to the Mess Decks MAAQ mhis does not, however, excuse the ship from sending a written apology via ncarriern pigeon to to the slighted vessel, 3 Any repeat of this performance will undoubtedly bring a reactio from the International Yacht lacing Union. -ED ' I-,-nf, Inu' gipgrrgas tithe EDITOR Dear Editor: The junior officers of the Eddy Mac, being displeased with the managment of the MCDONNELL HILTON, are planning a nsleep-inn at the HILTON to pro- test for an 8 hour work day, no watches and weekends off. signed, THE SNIPE ,OPERATIONS COINWERSATIONE r ' we think Mr. Redd has an H eyesight problem. Either t that or he's part Polack. IWho else would use Binecularsl T in Sonar Control. LTJG Neisingh Cotherwise J known as nEasy Ridernj has ,given up motorcycles, so he says. However, he's the only one who answered the , ,motor scooter ad in DD V01 1 Dear SNIPE No. l, and personally I Right on! ythink the Chaplin's worried -ED f I iso , , O I I O O W T FLYING TIPS MORE CIEANS a DIRTYS H U Use epoky glue for the Ottern is a clean VBeaverN is a dirty N ,feathers on your new wings, ,since'wax melts when you get too close to the sun. EMDR I N THE ,HOLE Is EMC Kimball really Y suffering from 'Dunlops Diseasen? The Snipe ening to Ifresh'wat s are threat cut off the er to force the rest of us to break out our o Budwieser aches of OHEA LTH Noms 5 Use caution when play ming footb all on the tLos.Angeles Freeway WEAPONS'WORLD W Seems like Ens. Idster 1S'WOTT16d Lisbon bar tenders won't know how to fix a MINT JULEP. Is STG2 latz secret ly preparing for a foray in stocking nicillin stead of ASK MR he keeps his slee Lisbon by up on Pen- shots new in later? BOORUM why talking in N 7 p, It s hang G ing on the wall by th SWitCHo o 0 0 fine an is printed nightly on the midwatch. Dist 50 copies Hon. Ed. -T,P. Nast Ed in Chief-RA Behring Mng. Ed. -JC Collins Cont. Ed.-RC Piers Printer- Homn Letters to ED. do not necessarily reflect the attitude of DD or its staff. -ED