Eau Claire High School - Beaver Tales Yearbook (Eau Claire, MI)

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Grumblers Here we arc, the angels of the Class and they have to ask us to be the ones to gripe. Why is it they always pick on us? Don't see why we can't have escalators on the stairs. We Sen- iors surely get tired walking up all those stairs, just to spend another day. Why can t we have a new gym? The Seniors will start it with a corner stone and even engrave their names on it. Can't see why they don't let the Seniors out first to get their lunch, so they could sleep the rest of the noon hour. We surely like the way we always have the same temperatures in each room. It seems that with that new boiler we got last year we would have either the same warmth or freeze at the same temperatures: It surely would be nice if the teachers would keep their books on their own desks instead of piling them on the student s desks. It seems the teachers just can't seem to realize that some stu- dents have to study sometime: Instead of talking out loud in study hall cant they whisper like they make the students do? Why can't the teachers give the Seniors a big party that lasts a couple of weeks with a couple more weeks of rest after the party and give them A s for all the days missing, seeing that they've been in school for thirteen years. And why can't each class have a private telephone so they can make their personal phone calls without bothering anyone in the office. Why can't there be somebody to arrest the policemen, instead of them always arresting us? Wouldn’t it be nice to have an office girl so we wouldn't have to pay double for paper and things because we ran out during school time, especially when some teachers enjoy giving tests: Why can't those good looking typewriter repairmen come and see the girls in typing instead of Mrs. Ferris? Why doesn't Mr. Prediger and Mr. Maston get together on where they hide the chalk and erasers in the Science room, then they won't have to yell at the students 'cause they think the students hid them. We can't understand why we, the Seniors, never make any money on parties when we try so hard to do so. Can't the lowerclassmen understand and help to co-operate? Why is it that students can't get excused admits for skipping school: After they work so hard trying to think up good excuses, they have to make up time: Why did they have to take the chairs away from the library table so we can't sit back there and talk the 6th period. Why couldn't they have left the arms on the chairs in the Science room, they were so nice and comfortable for us to sleep on. Don't you think the Seniors should have lockers so when they arrive late they will have a place to hang their coats? ??????? Cora Russ Joyce Classman Delores Heppler 19

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Will We, the Class of 1950, being of sound mind and body, and about to graduate from the Eau Claire High School, having learned all there is to be learned, do make this our last will and testament. The Senior girls will the Sophomore girls tneir quietness. To Oscar Celis, Stan wills his gracefulness to play basketball so he won't kill so many of our players. Bob wills his ability to write “love letters to Bud Harner? ? ? ? ? Hep wills her hair styles to Marilyn Audukewich. Paul wills his ability to think to Bob Peever. To Lottie Ward, Hep wills her ability to keep slim. Walt wills his ability to drive slowly and carefully to the speed demon, Ronnie Keigley. Sam wills his one curl to Stan Dohm or maybe some more hair, period. Herb wills his snazy car to Stan Zech. Can you use it, Stan? ? ? Joyce wills her long fingernails to Shirley Grant. Murph wills his basketball playing ability to Verle Thalman. To Marilyn Prillwitz, Cora wills her ability to keep out of trouble. Vernon wills his ability to play the piano to Chuck Duncan. Corkie, Jo and Hep will their ability to sing to Mrs. Mosier. The Class of 1950 will their smartness and alertness to the whole school. Janie wills her ability to be Valedictorian to Marilyn Prillwitz. Paul wills his strength, what there is of it, to Billy Frank. Jo, Hep, and Corkie will their ability to hitch-hike to Teddy Menchinger, Frank Weber and Les Duncan, think they'll make it now? ? ? Bob wills his love for redheads to Teddy Menchinger. Harry wills his ability to make corn whiskey to Ronnie Beilman, he staggers without it: : : Earl wills his ability to write, to Mr. Prediger. How did you ever make it, Mr. Prediger? ? ? ? Stan wills his ability to cheat to Kenneth Leach. Herb wills his ability to type fast to Kenneth Leach. Sam wills his ability to get along with his steadys. Think you could do it for at least a week, Ronnie? ? ? ? ? ? To Shirley Grant, Janie wills her man hating ability. Harry wills his ability to pick up girls by the dozens to Floyd Slatton. Corkie wills her ability to beat Frank up, to Mary Enders. Earl wills his mechanical ability to Bob Peever. Jo wills to Chuck Duncan, all her time spent with that certain blonde in Benton Harbor. Signed-Class of 1950 Witnesses-Earl Paustian- Herb Hoover - Ronald Murphy- 18

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NAME NICK NAME SENIOR HOROSCOPE CHARACTERISTIC HOBBY SURE TO BE FAVORITE SONG PET SAYING Janie Thomas “Janie Cow Girl Somehow “Oh. Fiddle Quietness Reading Cora Ruff “Corkie Lawyer Forever “Cripes Sakes Arguing Riding And Ever Motorcycles Delores Heppler Hep Model Again Oh, Fuzz Wolfess Dancing Joyce Glassman “Jo Interior Always “ Jeekers Dimple Driving Decorator (anything) Harry Stockman “Simp Farmer Farmer in Quietness Hunting The Dell Sam Waldo “Sam Farmer Always “John Deere Shyness Working Smells Vernon Peachey Vern Vocational My Darling, “Holy Cow Lover Boy Playing Ag. Teacher My Darling. Piano Walter Peachey “Walt Policeman For Ever “Oh. Shoot Tallness Hunting and Ever Herbert Hoover “Herb President Of Dreamer’s “What you Watching Hot Rods U. S. Holiday Say? Curves Paul Hibbs “Speed Veterinarian Buttons and “Huh? Physique Reading Ball Bows Ronald Murphy “Murph Pilot Some Enchanted “Hi, Handsome Temper Airplanes Evening Earl Paustian “Earl Mechanic Dreamer's “Doggone it Eating Bowling Holiday Sundays Robert Mattner “Bob Farmer Enjoy Your- Bull Democrat Working (?) self Stanley Stasiak Stan Engineer I Can Dream “Gee Zowie Curly Reading Can't I Hair T.M. Momany “M.T. Lawyer Beautiful “You're always Sternness Pitching Ohio wrong’' Horseshoes Robert Maston “Bobbie Crooner Carnival of “Any announce- Pipe Photography Venice ment? Curt Prediger “Pretzel Movie Because “Shut up'. Pugnose Sports Director Don Miller “ Don“ Professor Stardust “A.5 for you Blue Eyes Sports in M.S.C. 1V1 US1C o Winifred Carter Helen Ferris “Gr mmaw Concert Pianist “Old Lady Judge Ferris Peg O' My Heart Bless This House “Have you had Shortness Permission ‘Get ready for Friendliness a timed Writ- ing. Music Symphony