Eaton High School - Dial Yearbook (Eaton, CO)

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Goodman to retire. Grace McWilliams, who willed her slowspokeness to Mrs. Robinson, is now the first woman preacher in the Little Church Around the Corner. Phyllis Morehead, who willed her perfect attendance record to Clarice, Cazer, has now settled down with her fifty year old millionaire. LaVerne Nelson, who willed his nickname to Dick Schoonover and Beverly Whitmore, who willed her shortness to Maxine White, are now married and the proud parents of quintuplets, all boys. They are seven feet tall and have taken A.A.U. championship the last two years under the name of Nelson's Happy Boys. Jim Reeman, who willed his red hair to Esther Springer, has become a second Clark Gable, but as yet, Greer Garson hasn't got him. Don Salyards, who willed his good grades to Walter Leffler, is now a professional ballet dancer. He is known under the name of Falla Junior Sherrow, who willed his broom pushing technique to Miss Maddox, is now assistant janitor in the Empire State Building. Peggy Stroberg, who willed her English themes to Dick Greene, is now spending her time writing 1,000 word themes for the senior English class. Gary Sullivan, who willed his chemical concoctions to Astrid Nelson, is now living with his wife two houses south of the library. He is a kinder- garten teacher in Eaton Schools. Ronald Tidball, who willed his bus route to J im Whitmore, is now the official bus driver at P. U. fPeckham University, that is.J Ila Walter, who willed her booming voice to Victor Schneider, is now the highest paid barker of the Barnum and Bailey Circus. Grace Wheeler, who willed her neatness to the Ag boys, is now the owner and ,publisher of The Eaton Dirt Gazette which out sells The Eaton Herald. Kenneth Wilhelm, who willed his tee shirts to George Burger and who was the champion hog caller of Weld County, is now spending most of his time at home building pig pens. Betty Jo White, who willed her sweaters to Miss Parker, is now de- signing hair styles for the movie actresses. She also invented an auto- matic hair comber. Harry Wolf, who willed his wisecracks to Barbara Hood, is now Bob Hope's successor. He has his own radio show sponsored by Chesterground the XYZ cigarettes.