Eastern Nazarene College - Nautilus Yearbook (Quincy, MA)

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falling Last year there was this guy who I noticed always seemed to be falling dow n. Lsually a flight of stairs. The longer ones -f like the ones by the cale. This guy was always on crutches. Even then they seemed to slip out from under him and chase him into a heap of firewood at the botom ofthe steps. A fter a while it got to be kind of a regular and expected event. Look. l'd say. He 's leav- ing the cate. again. Let 's go stand by the rail and see if he -- Then there would be a brief interruption with the clattering of crutches and the thud ofappendages out of control, as he once again verihed the inllu- ence of gravity on our world. Eventually. he grew to become a sort of symbol to me. The embodiment of ENC life When you stop to think about it, every- body's always falling. lt happens to us in different ways and with varying degrees of severity from start to finish. Freshmen seem to tall in love and out again with the regularity and necessity of breathing itself A nd sophomores historically fall for the no- tion that the preceding summer has some- how given them scads of maturity beyond the grasp of freshmen. The juniors - well, if their grades or enthusiasm havent fallen tjust a littlel by now, surely some of their hair must be falling out. Doubtlessly. seniors are the great author- ity on falling. By now some have fallen away from previously held ideologies. All have fallen for more than a couple ofgood lines. Many ha ve fallen out of the good graces of whomever's good graces they once thought it important to climb into. And those who havent fallen into the trap of Senioritis tall even deeper into the 5th year snydrome . So what merit do we achieve by mastering all this spiralling endlessly downward? At the end of it all. we fall into line to receive degrees earned with well-bruised knees. lf we 're lucky. we won t fall down the stairs as we descend the graduation platform. C f amll ENC's most famous families: the Blaneys the Manns the Corbins the Neases the Cubies the Nichols' the Frames the Nielsons the Grifhns the Schuberts the Halls the Yerxas XY' 'cdr -,-,,..- fifteen dollars If everybody here just gave Hfteen dol- lars . . . - Chuck Milhuff If everybody here just gave Hfteen dol- lars: - we could put air conditioning in the Quincy Crisis Center. - we could put air conditioning in Spange. - I could get you about 3 pizzas apiece. e we could buy enough poison to kill every squirrel in Massachusetts. f we could all go out for Chinese. e we'd have the tinances to form a union. W I could be on my way to becoming a very rich woman. e we could buy a car. - I could duplicate about half the wardrobe of third Spange. - we could move into a nice little apartment off campus. - I could move into a really nice apartment off campus. e the Nautilus staffcould have a ban- quet. finals Santa Visits ENC for Finals For many years now. Americans have had a stereotype of what Santa Claus is really like. Santa has always been thought of as easygoing. wholesome, and an old-fashioned kind of guy. He was always that certain figure in today 's society that hadnt changed . . . and never would. Well. in an interview with him on the night of December 12, 1984, I didnt find him at the North Pole, building Tonka trucks or baking Christmas cookies. I didn t Hnd him brushing up the reindeer on their trip across the sky. He wasnt even sitting it front of his warm. cozy fireplace drinking hot chocolate. Instead l found him in the student center gameroom of ENC. Hard t believe? Well, the shock of discovering St. Nick playing the Track and Field videc game with Pebbles was not halfso drastic a: chatting with him to Hnd out what Santa Claus is really like . . . Mr. Claus leads a normal life in many aspects. He and Mrs. Claus have three chil- dren of their own - two boys and a girl With names such as Barry Claus, Sandra Claus. and Farouque Claus. there is littlc wonder as to whom these children belong. Incidentally, Santa says that Farouquc Claus was adopted from another country due to certain circumstances with his triba. leader. Despite his children and the nature of his occupation, he maintains that his devotion toward the children of the world is just a front he uses to hold up his reputation as a good guy. When asked why he bothers to go through all this, he simply explains: E very- one has to do something. Sainthood is a wide open Held. Ifhe was to ha ve it his own way, he would be giving out gifts to twenty- four year old, shapely women. Upon inquiry regarding his youthful looks - Santa bears a remarkable resemblence to ENC student. Scott Wiens - and attributes the quality of his lovely complexion to Ponds's Cold Cream and a little Oil of Olay now and then . . . He also keeps his youthfulness by relaxing at his condo in Southern California. Santa says that we shouldnt be worried during this Hnals week, adding that he doesnt let the pressures of Hnals get to him either, due to the fact that he only has one - and that's in Intro. to Underwater Bas- ket- wea ving. When it comes to the world around us, Santa has no worries. Inflation hasnt af fected him. and the fact that his elves are all on strike doesnt bother him in the least. He plans to hire the former Iranian hostages as toy-makers so that they can use their work as occupational therapy to overcome the trauma they obtained during their captivity. The food they had to eat over there, he points out, was disgusting. Something like that can really screw you up. Santa has no relationship with Iran. He claims there is an Iranian Cla us who takes care of the children in that country. Santa has a lot on his mind this Holiday Season: They've cancelled production of the Gumby doll this year, and there are literally thousands of homeless Smurfs out there that nobody wants. Even so, he want- ed to send out a Christmas message to a very special child on his list. Merry Christmas to little Kevin Laudermilk, and I hope you get what you want for Christmas - not matter how young she is. ' fines Chapel Hnes, late Hnes, disciplinary Hnes. You name it, theres a Hne for it. If you throw a snowball, you pay. Ifyou throw a napkin, you pay. If you throw a grain of salt, you pay. Sure, Hnes seem unfair to us. We 're on the paying end. But Hnes are an effective way of ensuring that rules will be obeyed. Who wants to shell out twenty-Hve bucks to the administration when she could 've spent it on a deep dish pizza at Unos or a Forenza sweater? Fines keep us from missing more than seven, okay ten. chapels. They counter- act food hghts l IU and, thank goodness, they protect freshmen from merciless midnight 78y Die tionary I. 4. My H 'r 4,i I .31 lt I

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