Eastern Nazarene College - Nautilus Yearbook (Quincy, MA)

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dance Up in Heaven s happy portals Where the parties never stop All the debonair immortals Do a dance called the Heaven Hop ln this great Celestial Center lt s the only dance they do So before you try to enter You better start doing it too Cole Porter dlet soda Some of our favorite low drinks are Diet Coke Diet Pepsi Ta Sugar free Sprite Diet Slice Diet Ramblin Rootbeer Diet 7 Up calorie dorms a poem by Mary Heliotrope Wea therbea ter. Dorms are special. Dorms are nice. Some ha ve bunk-beds. Some have mice. Some ha ve cracks that Climb the walls. Some have poems on Bathroom stalls. Some ha ve three floors. Some ha ve four, I ha ve keys to Each one 's door. Some of us Return each night To sleep in dorms With halls too bright Some hang out the Whole day through In dorms quite often Like a zoo Dorms are nice u Dorms aren t fr Summer rent is Robbery Winter rent is better though lWe ve no other Place to go J Dorms ha ve roommates Dorms ha ve friends and Flights of stairs that Never end So to stay I ll Get a loan In some sick way Dorms are home TZ!! 26fDictionary don't Don't drink. Don 't smoke I t What do you do? Sudden innuendo follows Must be something inside . , . - Adam Ant Don't can be defined from many van-i tage points. Do not. Refrain From. You are forbidden . . . l' Certainly, it is a word we tend to run up against a lot. Briefly, I have compiled a list of some of our all- time favorite Don'ts : Don 't Dance. Don 't go to movies. Don 't park on campus. Don t skip chapel. Don t even TOUCH the Ere extinguishers Don tgo in the dorms occupied by the oppo site sex Don t throw water out of windows Don t wear shorts in the cafe Don t make noise after eleven P M Someday when we re older we ll look back on these restrictions and laugh And we will say Yes I think I ll send my kids to ENC the brats elsewhere Spring break is approaching You lie con templa tively on your bed and suddenly bolt upright with the horrifying realization that you ha vent been off campus since Febru ary You sit white knuckled on the edge of your bed sick of your roommate sick of your major sick of your radio station You try to study but you find yourself un consciously scribblmg things like GET ME OUTTA HERE' in the margins You throw on your jacket with increasing aware ness that you ve gone stir crazy Now you are a student in distress In an attempt to make a speedy exit you hnd it s already time to sign out I Time flies when you re having a crisis j Your name The time Destination An automatic re sponse OUT ELSEWHERE I guess its king of like Nirvana or an apathetic sort of Hea ven As you walk run drive flee from campus you Und your self with only one purpose Escape Thats the nice thing about Elsewhere you can 1 get lost looking for it And the minute you get out from the shadow of Gardners ivy covered walls you ve found it Suddenly you can breathe again Deadlines evaporate Its almost like real freedom almost

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chow And we tan be heroes .lust for one das Dastd Bowte Oh sweet mssters ot ltle At last lse found sou Jeanette NItDonald 'No one knows for sure whs or how tt all gan It was a untque phenomenon that now balled oser four sears The eondtttons sere rtght The ttmtnv was rtvht And Chow merged front the masses as a ltstnv breath g tcon to freshman fttrls A leader oftotks 1 freshmen fantass a Basketball Hero No htstors of our eolleve sears would be tecuratels completed wtthout an acknowl dgement of the Chow Ssndrome Vans hase had thetr theortes Some hase rante of contemplatton lThose were the reshman gtrls I But no one could dens that titer four sears of watthtnv sarstts basket Jall there was a eertatn amount of reltet tn snowtnff that Chow had the ball and esen tmtd plasers of octastonalls comparable yualtts sou just knew that sou weren t 'bout to see somethtnv tncredtbls stuptd tappen Was be that ktnd ot eonsolatton Is qualttt atton for herotsm Regardless heroes wtll ome and go But there wtll neser be ar' mther Chow Namesltke Chow just dont tappen twtee al cinder-block l had a dream the other ntght I dreamed was sleeptng tn a hallwas tn Spange hud 'led on the ttle floor so that one stde of ms ace sort of clung to the surface I felt ms -and brush agatnst the rough etnder block wall and shuddered wtth the realtzatton that was encased tn stone Then I heard a fatnt straptnv sound Nloments ol stlen-.e p1ssed as ms sktn Drew told and eltmms Just as I peeled the rtvht stde of ms late ott ot the floor to lease thts eerte mausoleum the hall beeame ttlled wtth the sound ol shttttnv un der blotk lt was that unmtstakable notse the one sou hear on Stoobs Doo when eser thes open a setret passave was tn a psramtd or ease or somethtnv The wall were altse l was frozen wtth terror And thep 'lms ot ms hands were ktnd ot stutk to the floor too Eath ttnder blotk h d taken on tts own btt ot tonsttousness and somehow tn thetr ehtlltnv motton seemed to express esers th tnv estl one mtffht suspett from ttnder blotk You ll neser be able to hanv a ptt ture exattls where sou w 1nt tt on a ttnder blotk wall thes emoted lt takes mush more patnt to Loser a ttnder bloek room en wtth a tolletttse tts stare t ese rot s eonsesed wtth sh tttertn-1 tlartts tust how well a ttnder blotk wall eals tn the wtnter ttme told lt was at thts potnt that thes bevan to edve toward me seraptnv methodttal's lowls seratthtnv the told ttle tloor COTE Bob wanted to be eomputer mator He was hesttant to vo to ENC betause he knew tt would mean taktnv a lot ot glasses he wasn t neeessartls tnterested tn Alter 1ll thouffht Bob l want to be a tomputer pro Orammer and make mans thous ands ot dol lars Bob w tped the saltsa from the torners ot hts mouth H hat tare l about ltterature and thtnffs aesthettt The ENC reerutter dtd all he tould wtth out lstnv outrtvht to persuade Bob ot the benettts ot a Chrtsttan ltberal arts eduta tton He esplatned how our spettttt turrttu lum teathes students not onls how to do a eertatn tob but how to ltse He went on to explatn how mans students arent sure at ttrst what lteld tnterests them the most and the ENC Lore exposes them to some ot es ersthtnv Ftnalls as tt betame apparent that Bob would not be tonstneed the reerutter wrapped ht ttnvers around Bobs throat lttted htm oft the floor 1nd ptnned htm to the wall ravtnv tnto hts late There ls no eonllttt between the best tn edueatton and h best tn Chrtsttan tatth Got that Bob None Releastnv hts Urtp he allowed Bob to sltde tnto a trembltnv mass on the floor And then he lett paustnv onls to sptt on Bob s shoes Bob went to Another Leadtnv Boston Area .bthool There he Got ht devree tn tomputers wtth relattsels ltttle exposure to edutatton ot ans other sort lPhew 2 Now Bob had an tnterstew for a sers lutrattse posttton wtth a Laroe Computer Ftrm Lpon dtseosertnv that tt had been narrowed down between htm and another applteant ENC Graduate Bob s tonltdenee Grew to trrttattng proporttons Bob stepped tnto hts prospetttse emplos er s ofltte tor a ttnal tnterstew Stt down Bob Care for a ttgarette ' the prospeettse emploser querted warmls Hhs ses thank sou satd foul habtt plagued Bob That s a ptts Bob satd the prospetttse emploser 'He don t muth ltke foul habtts around here Your bods ts a temple Dtdn t ansone eser tell sou that Bob ' H ell He ll UlUsI oserlook that for now The prospeettse emploser made a notatton on a ptece ofpaper before htm Tell me Bob W hat do sou know about Immanuel Kant and the 'sloral lmperattse' H no ou know lmn pta sophe wh1be'tese 11 01 n bsotute rule or et sou J wt nv t1 see , tet. s 1ta n w t t t t, 1 t persptr 'ton l1 d pre d e Ts on tront l1 sntntnf' upper t es ttse emploser made '1 h Ich l' ls T7 ' s. nu kwtulls dvrned n teueh D nt sou t tnk sO bla c bt X moment ot stlent t s et. 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Epoch Making Events in Science for those of you who don t know need we say more Q45 etlquette Basic Rules of Ettrquette for the ENC Cafe I Don t throw food fhardj 2 Don t throw food Iupj 3 Don t throw food lat Herseys You can 4 Don t throw Janelle 5 The followmg referencesfanalogtes should be avotded tn easily nauseated com PHILV The contents ofa tea bag s s1m1lar1 ttes to a dtsected worm or the mtes ttnes of anything Cooked tomatoes ltkened to snake hearts splattered on a rural hrgh way Apple jelly compared to that un1 denttftable congealed matter found m a can of Spam Vartous soups that suggest bobbmg for lettuce bobbmg for mzldew bobbmg for petroleum or bobbmg for eye of newt 6 lt s not enttrely unacceptable to ktss hold hands or otherwise display affectton during meals but to do so ts at the rtsk of destroymg the appetttes of those around you and wtll probably gam for you the undying hatred of everybody tn the world forever and ever Butgo ahead zfyou really want to 7 Procreatton m the cafe should be avoid executlve stuco This eight member counctl rs desrgned to represent the mterests of the student body They are especially good at debatmg rel evant Issues momtermg the means and ca pactty of soctal mtera ctton among thetr con strtuency creatmg a network of support from wtthm the counctl and actmg as a clear and artrcula te voice for the students to the administration and community And they like to get thetr picture taken 'You can tell just look around you It started m the begmmng ofthe year when those love ly portratts of them were hung IH the mam showcase Then they went 1nto the Campus Camera The student handbook was also graced wtth their ltkeness Nottcmga trend' Check your acttvttles calendar Breakmg new ground this year executive StuCo ga ve us a picture ofthemselves on the front page of our calendar a hrst tn ttme keepmg practices at Eastern Nazarene College Wzth the ard of modern technologv I have been able to record a meetmg of the executive council and reproduce rt exactly for your enjoyment The meetmg ts called to order Dana The hrs! order of business ts Brenda The gameroom Dan The hrs! order of business ts rec ltfe has a report to make tn this re gard m Brenda Jtm Dan Jtm What do you have for us' Jtm Well Dan I had this really neat pmball machme made for us The only problem I can foresee with lt ts that tt hasn t got a little slot to put tn the quarters so you can t actually get tt to work Chns Isn t that kmd of stup1d Jim Well yes and no First tt would allevt ate any extra demand on the change ma chme Joanna Great' I thmk we should really take thts opportumty to Paul Thats not fa1r' Joanna s always get tmg out of domg work for StuCo and I have to work 24 hours a day to make Nauttlus deadlmes plus the stuffl do for StuCo Joanna You try szttmg through one meetmg of the currtculum committee What Iget out ofm work IS made up for tn toleratmg bormg drones petty att: tudes That s why I handle you so well StuCo mmutes you wtll nottce that at our last meetmg we resolved to ban whmey and snttty behavior from our meetings And toy guns too Lmda Dan Yeah Jlm Anyway the pmball game ts called StuCo And even though tt doesn t actu ally do anythmg 1t comes wtth lots of pretty flashmg lrghts and a full color por trart of us on the top Chrts I lzke tt Paula It sounds really elegant ltjust mtght give the gameroom the class rt needs Brenda How much dtd rt cost? Jlm About stx thousand dollars Lmda What the heck we re ln thts deep Let s go for tt Dan Okay now we have to cover Brenda Lmda s report Lmda l ha ve researched the posstblltttes for Hnals week tension breakers very thor oughly My hndmgs mdtcate that l really dont feel like domg thts In addttton I have conferred with vartous tndtvtduals who said that they don t really care whether or not I arrange anything be cause they probably wouldn tgo anyway Paul Who dtd you confer with? Lmda Joanna Chris So you don t have any Ideas 7 Lmda Well I did thmk ofone I thought II might cheer up the whole atmosphere of hnals week to set up a booth tn the stu dent center where people could get their picture taken with StuCo Like the one wzth Ronald Reagan m Boston Common Chrts I like It Brenda Who s going to make the arrange ments? Lmda Arrangements really aren t my forte Paula l will I ll make the posters I ll have announcem nts IH the cafe I ll ha ve band members provtde muszc for lt I ll have music wrttten espeuallv for tt It ll be a really classy affair Brenda Nou that we ye taken care of that tssue I can tell you all the results of my suryey Is that alright Dan' Dan Sure Brenda Well after I tallted eyerythmg up I found that 857 ofthe student body feels that ue are in fact extraordinarily pho togenlc and the most all around adorable student council IH recent memory Paul Then lsuggest that we go ahead and have our likeness caryed tn stone out tn front of Gardner IPS Thanks Peg we loye you tool faces 0 QEQSQ ' - M ,I .' ts, I . . ' f 5 ' f , i . . . u . . . . O I , . , - , . . , . , . 9 . 1 get away with Janelle If H0 Ones Iookmgl Brenda: lf the two ofyou will refer to your , - . , . . , .. . . . ed. - ' I g 0 ' . . .' 'i Q ' Q . , ' I e . N y, Dictlona ry X 7 7