East High School - Janus Yearbook (Youngstown, OH)

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EAST HIGH JANUS +2291 sei- trying to sell the remainder of his newspapers to his exclassmates. Steve was judged the best newsboy in America last year, and he's trying for first place again this year. And now here are the famous rhythm makers featured with George Smith's Rhythmers. Anna Bennett, Anna Derkach, Anna Novak, and Anna Dulay, and can those girls swing Cpardonj . . . sing. This stream of famous personages seems to have no end. Here is Anthony Barone who sky rocketed to fame, almost over night, due to his column, XVhat the Well Dressed School Girl Should Wear. Well, here's one whom we've been waiting to see, that great football coach, Steve Bozzacco, escorting that famous platinum blonde heartbreaker, Stephana Boyko. It is rumored that Steve and Stephana are going to make Reverend Earl Brown, who is also escorting Miss Boyko, two dollars richer! Edward Leonard is now alighting: he is known as the champion lion tamer of the world. Poor Teddy felt so bad at leaving his lions that he brought Ubaldo Fumi along for companyi However, Ubaldo is a champion in his own right: he is known as the world's fastest spaghetti twister-and you should see him in actionl And here comes Paul Seifarth. Paul is an Egyptologist: his choice of a career was due to the far-eastern influence of the Senior Play. You'll have to pardon me folks, these celebrities are arriving so fast I scarcely have time to describe them. Here is Theresa Francis, the private secretary of Seymour Gross. Seymour is the owner of Seymour Pickle's Here factory. Juliette Lucarelli and Georgina DeMaria are the matrons of a children's home. Here's Dora DeNiro and Lena DeSalvo. Lena is a grand opera star, while Dora lectures on proper care for husbands. And who's this? Rose Desimone, better looking than ever, is a model housewife. And now stepping into full view is Edward Hunter, the nation wide leader of the Boy Scouts. Following him is Nina Lushinsky who has achieved great success as a poet. And here come the two Pavone girls, Josephine Elizabeth and Josephine Marie. They're doing a sister act in vaudeville. Accompanying the Pavone girls, is the singing lady of radio fame, better known to us as Leanor Gregory. Leanor is adored by children everywhere, who receive real pleasure from her songs and stories. Sweet musicl Where is it from? Now I see that Paul Haustovich, better known as Hoss and his violin, has arrived. Paul has really made a name for himself, but we knew that he would. We seem to have another authoress with us, Alice O'Kinnis. whose special theme is weight. And speaking of weight, I cannot help but mention Ruth Hammond who has become the fat lady of the Pill Busters' Circus, She attributes this excess flesh to those dainty lunches which she ate at dear old East High. Before descending from the ship, Thelma Baker and Mary D'Orazio have stopped to Hprimpf' You see they model at Maroon Gabriel's Hfive cents to one dollar store and they want to appear at their best. And here is Fred Taddei and Joe Passerelli. The boys are a trifle bow- legged, but perhaps that is due to the fact that they own and operate a dude ranch out in the wide open spaces of Texas. elf Pagr Thirly-fun X

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EAST HIGH JANUS mm UC?-Ein with excitement and so-called city life, so they retreated to Nutscomere island for peace and quiet! It's rather hard to continue with the description of this reunion, you see, these ex-classmates haven't seen each other for twenty years and-well, you can imagine the excitement. Upon further exploration they've discovered that Harold Reuben and Donald Davis have also made the island their permanent home. It seems that Harold was an employee of the Tattling Tattler newspaper owned and managed by Betty Miller-but, Harold and Betty just couldn't seem to bury the axe so Harold . . . resigned and came to Nutscomere to write a novel. which he hopes, will take the world by storm. And Dongpoor Donfis suffering from a broken heart. It seems that when the i'Isalae store went out of business he didn't have any place to go-so he's here . . . trying to forget! Everything has finally been straightened out. It appears that the inhab- itants of the island became so tired of their own society that they decided to have a reunion of the January Class of 37, Accordingly the members of the class chartered a ship to bring them to Nutscomere Island. and they're expected any minute now. However, the members of the cast Bring 'Em Back in Pieces were on location when the invitations were sent-but, luck was with them and they've arrived just in the nick of time. And here comes the excursion ship bearing the rest of the members of the class. With the assistance of Harold and Don, the passengers are alighting. Here comes Mike De Lucia, and who doesn't remember Mikef At the present he is running for president of the United States on the communistic ticket. Close behind is Mr. De Lucia's power behind the throne, Guy Chainese. Guy had seriously considered buying a filling station, but he gave his plans up to become Mike's campaign manager. And now amidst cheers, whistles, and shouts, Jack Miller, who has recently been elected to Congress, is clearing his throat. It looks as if we're in line for a speech. but no. All attention has now been turned toward Raymond Hauserman, world famous concert soloist . . . but proving the Hckleness of crowds, before Ray could even give the crowd a sample of his magnificent voice, all eyes have turned toward the gang plank, down which the glamorous beauty Evelyn Breeze is descending. Evelyn is accom- panied by Joe Balazs, the Latin professor at Workemhard College. What's this?+Why it's Joe Bennett. clad in a leopard skin. Maybe Joe's reverted to the back-to-nature plan. I guess he just can't forget his school days. Remember his initial debut in seventh grade? And here comes that famous song and dance team, Mike Beck and Jewel Herman. They're the featured entertainers with John Holman's Yeast Cafe, and they're mighty good, tool Close behind them is Costella Dokes, who has just completed her latest book, 'Streamlined Figures for All. And now coming into view is Jeanne Bailey, escorted by Gale Walcott. Cmalelis a noted surgeon, famous for his bedside manner, but he claims he owes all his success to Miss Bailey. Jeanne is a nurse and also Dr. Walcott's assistant. Here is Jack Mayo, who is a scout for Trumen Stupen and Colossy Motion Picture Company. Jack's job is to select the ten leading red heads of the year, and leaning on his arm is no other than that famous red head, James Campbell, who is the producer of those delicious Campbell's commodities which are guaranteed to satisfy to the last drop . . . or bite. Extra, Extra, paper, Mister? It's all right, folks. Just Steve Martinko eff Page Tl1i1'lj'-nm' is

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EAST HIGH JANUS --fmt. 062-3--' Well, if it isn't Earl Heim and William Knight! Bill is dean of men at Youngstown College, and Earl is working his way through school Cnot selling magazines thoughj. Earl, by the way, is commonly known as 'fthe rambling wreck from Youngstown Tech. Following the two boys is Carmel Digaetano who is in the beauty parlor business, Escorting Carmel is James Sweeny. James is associated with the Metropolitan Opera Company. Now don't get the wrong idea. He is an elec- trician, not a singer. With Mr. Sweeney is his friend Robert Tyndall. Bob is the sound man for all the company's operas. In fact he plays entire mob scenes by himself. Felix Perry is the chauffeur for Geraldine Keasey, who in turn is the living advertisement for Charles Jones' Spliffy Spacard Company, I Rose Diego is a professional globe trotter, and she certainly has traveled since we've last seen her. And now Patsy Test has arrived. Patsy is outstanding in many things, but as a butler he has no equal. Remember the excellent job of buttling he did in the Senior Play? And now what have we here? James Watkins and his world famous brass band! There are several familiar faces among the band membersfnamelyz John Nerone, Wilbur Canfield, James Parise, Steve Tokas, and John Wayland . . . and just watch these boys strut their stuff. There really must be some hidden attraction. Just a moment! What's all the disturbance? Oh, now I see. It's the women's all-star Olympic team. composed of eight of our old classmates: Rose Gardner. Louise Delphry, Margaret Dunleavy, Josephine Marian, Julia Rizak, Dot Farkas, Josephine Pettola and Mary Ywankewicz. The budding young amazons took first place in every woman's event. They then attempted to enter the men's contests, but the men registered such a com- plaint that the girls had to be content with the few laurels they had already captured. The team is accompanied by their manager, Aaron Seddon. Not that it makes any difference, but do you think the appearance of the Olympic team could have anything to do with the actions of the band members? Brurr-rrer . . . Sizzz-Z-Z and here is the rest of our old classmatesglast but by no means least-who have just arrived in the plane they chartered for the trip. And here they come: Mike Ywankewicz, Jennie Vitulano, Ann Zentko, Jessie Vitullo, Joe Popio, Carmel Tavolario, Virginia Conti, Louis LaCivita, Elizabeth Cannatti, Viola Shaw and Concetta Viglione. In case you're curious, the late arrivals are the representatives of the leading newspapers of the country. They scurry about greeting their old classmates and obtaining interviews from all the famous luminaries present. Then with a last farewell fyou see, they must hurry back with their copy-because of the deadlinej , they board the plane which fades into the distance while those on the island stand at the pier waving . . . 'igoodbyelu We'd like to tell you more of the festivities that will follow this great reunion, but the writers of this article also have a deadline. So here's wishing the EAST HIGH GRADUATING CLASS OF l937, all the success in the world. -MARY ELIZABETH DAVIS HANNAH BELINKY JOE RETO. -:gf Page Tllirzy-rhrfe ygr-