East High School - Janus Yearbook (Youngstown, OH)

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Senior Number EAST HIGH ECHO 31 Mo foj re Nonsense It was a day of great re-Joyce-ing in Ralston. The circus had come to town! The Biller, coming a week before, had aroused the entire Popalation, to see the parade Marsch up DeMain Street. All the people had left their Houses as this sort of thing was New-fer them. Every Reub-en the country had come. Oh! My-ers, cried a Grace-ful lady from Georgia as the Kelly-ope arrived within hearing distance. Here it comes! Excitement reigned supreme! Here's the ElleCnjphant! At this news, little Frankie dashed out with peanuts in his hand. Don't Jaffee-d that Anna-mal, Hall-ered his mother. There's liable to B'lice in it! Be Still-son. Stop your c-Ryan. Look at the Campbells. - The Campbells were indeed coming, led by a man with a Peg-leg painted like a Barber-pole. Next came the Fleming-o, beautiful bird, strutting Swank-ily. Georgeously enthroned in her palace on wheels came that Lightbody-d lady of three hundred pounds. She was busily Wink Clejing at a Hy-man with a S-Quint when--Crash! bang!- every Cubic inch of her landed in the road. Mother Earth rose right up to Meeteer! Because of the excitement that followed, very few people no- ticed the A-Laskin wonder and the Hun-singer who Galip-d in the rear. Order was not restored until the parade reached the grounds. And there, what a feast for the circus lover! De Carlo-ads of Popfaj corn and chile-con-Carney, Curran buns and Sweitzer cheese and sandwiches!! A sudden cry rent the air, The lion is Louis! Everyone was a Pauled. A few guns were aimed at him, but to no avail. Just in the Nick of time a brave Hunter appeared with Mor-guns. The Lion is dead! Long live the Lion. THINGS WE SELDOM HEAR Myron Jaffe reciting in chemistry. Any senior say Of course I've got my history lesson. Silence at the senior meetings. Miss Heard, There will be no lesson tomorrow.

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30 EAST HIGH ECHO Senior Number Class Will We, the class of l930, after successfully completing four years of strenuous study in East High School, do hereby leave. bequeath, and bestow all of our earthly possessions. Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item I-The senior boys leave their fighting determination in football, their marvelous records in basketball to those who will be lucky enough to fill their highly honored places, and we firmly hope that the future teams will con- tinue their good work. II-The debating team leaves their silver cup, which was awarded to them for the district championship, and offer their sincerest wishes that the next team may attain the state championship. III-The class, as a whole, leave their excellent dramatic ability to the Senior B's. We hope they will not need it. IV-The senior members of the band leave their long-cher- ished uniforms to those who take their places. We hope they will fit. V-Having mastered the art of chewing gum, we have dis- carded it upon leaving our beloved school. We offer the B class IW of what is left in our treasury to supply them- selves with fresh gum. VI-We extend our sincerest hopes that the next Senior A class will succeed in being exempted from all final exams, a privilege which, to our regret, We have been unable to attain, VII-To the next class we also leave our highly prized senior home rooms, our lockers and our incomplete note- books. Please take good care of the aforesaid articles, that they will be in good condition when you leave. VIII--To the Senior B's, we bequeath the front row of seats in assembly, so that they might be the first to pass out as the orchestra plays, and thus reach their classes on time. IX-To the Juniors we leave the gymnasium as a future dance hall. They will find a box of corn meal in the loud speaker of the orthophonic. X-To the Sophomores, we leave our superiority complex- we hope that they'll get rid of it as easily as we did. XI-To the Freshmen, we leave our undying school spirit. We hope they'll value this generous gift, and retain it long after we're gone.

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.32 EAST HIGH ECHO Senior Number Class Prophecy As into the crystal We gazed, Strange events we did foresee: And being greatly amazed, We composed this prophecy. Harry Blice, a college basketball star, Still can shoot from near and far. Anna Beraduce, who did a lot to help our class. In all her work is a cheerful lass. Joe Corrado, was his father's quiet and modest son, But since he became an electrician, can shock us every one. Georgia Myers, the sweet coquette Hasn't finished talking yet. Santor and Colabine great football players became, While Nick and John Popa, as business men won fame. As nurses Florence and Pauline sure are dandy. Instead of pills, they give you candy. Helen Schmidt is the best housekeeper in the land. With her darling husband to give her a helping hand. Nick Noufer, as a student manager, was fine, Andis a successful business man at the present time. Amelia's,a laughing peppy dame, And in college has won much fame. ' Ann Severin as librarian is doing fine, She's acquainted with books of every kind. Henry Gallagher still acts and looks like a saint. But all of us know darn well that he ain't. Nora, a stenographer, is a jolly girl, Eyes alight and hair a-curl. Cassius became famous playing his sax, The girls can't find a thing that he lacks. Harry Sweitzer is chief of the New York Times. Helen as reporter towards editing climbs. Peg Jones can play the piano fine, As a typist Peg Campbell sure does shine. Schmotzer and Marsch, the short and the tall. Still enter on their good looks or not at all. Lucille says she'd rather go to college, Than be in Flo Ziegfeld's Follies. Fate couldn't put Louis Leone down, He's now a chemist of great renown.