East High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

Text from Pages 1 - 104 of the 1911 volume:

Illuuks nnlg partially rrptnsvntl tlycir aullyurs: The iurilvzz is always gvralw: than his llIl1l'l!.n THE CARDINAL PUBLISHED ANNUALLY BY THE SENIOR CLASS OF THE EAST HIGH SCHOOL IVIINNEAPOLIS VOLUME F I V E M0000 111151 X 1-1. :Iii 'K THE 130014 OF THE CLASS OF JUNE l9II BOOK 51+ if n nur patient mth nnhuring fticnhs, upnn inhnm thnse umtcnts arc inflirteh, emit tnhusr rullertitre half hullaxrs nmkc pussihlc the inflirtinn, this tmlume is rhverfullg hehiratch. W. F. WEBSTER PRINCIPAL 4 Qin' QM,4,,lfl1D Aj., 0. Hag thought that this passing brilliancy more than the w a partial expressi source of all intl of character, a ce No man can a man who know ignorance. Kuo origin of weakne tion, the tremblil brood of follies a feast in life's cal beholds the hide folly and love t despise falsehooc Still a man li a noble passion that seals the wo tates on this side words of beauty, scorn him for a is a brave word, your title to perf Seven emperanceg he will hate uncleanness and love purityg he will l AST EVENING I heard a great man address our State Legis- latureg and his words were freighted with high authority. He was not comely, his face was not a nnirror of a high intellectu- alityg this Voice had neither power nor sympathyg his gestures were without grace: and yet no other American today holds such imperial sway over the future of this nation. And 'l mysterious power of a great man can never be ascribed to sur- ', to superior wisdom, or to exalted position. A great man is ords he speaks, more than the deeds he has done. These are but on of the mighty soul which dwells within. llack of all power, uence, fountain of all authority among men, is a certain integrity rtain unity of manhood. reach the seats of the mighty in these modern days unless he be sg for the man who knows is ever master of them that remain in wledge is power: but ignorance must forever be the fruitful ss and slavery. Craven fear is born of weakness: and supersti- ig sister of fear. About ignorance and fear cluster the whole nd vices, with many crimes. lt is a day for thanksgiving, a high endar, when the soft light of truth streams into the soul, and man ous and wasteful tenants that dwell there. Then he will hate and cherish truth. as not that integrity that stamps him great unless knowledge and for truth have been crowned by worthy deeds. It is the deed rd and prayer. It is by deeds we measure manhood. XYho hesi- the act is less than man. Let him speak wonderful wisdom in yet if he lack the courage to do the deed, he fails, and men will coward. lletter err in action than never to act at all. Dare: it and well do brave men love it. ,Xct: the deed alone can seal ect manhood. XV. F. XV1znsT12R. 'V N Merton Nyberg Juliet Webster Shirley Sl. Martin Leland Morgan 'Wi Barbara Healy Dan Helmiclr Irene Eddy Paul Byers Lucile Brown Eclitor-in-Chief Assistant Editor lhlsiixcss Manager gxft - Literary Society - Org'a11izatious Athletics - Qlavhinal Zliiuarh - DAN IeI1aI.511c'K - IRENIC Emu' - Kl12R'mN NY1:1z1u: Assuciatc Qihiturs - - I'1.xul:rxR.x H12.x1.x' - - LL'c'1LE BROWN SHIRLEY ST. M.x1:'r1N - QIIJLIIQT XYEBH121: LELAND RIORGAN - Prxrr, Byrnes Eiyflzt WLS ' hitnrials George lfVUSfI'l1'ZAQ'l01'L llC'.CI' told a lic, And f1'11z'11 liens Hott' as 111011, IVC cdz'z'oz's I1IIlSf sjvcale flu' lL7'IffIl-- life did it with our jimi. Srhnnl Spirit It was after the high school championship football game last fall. W'hen the bitter contest was ended, two members of the defeated team were seen walking homeward along a side street, with bent heads and an air of dejection. It came to me at once how different their status would have been if they had won. NVith honking horns and Happing banners, perched conspicuously in automobiles, they would have paraded the city. As it was, the autos had been filled with girls and the players walked home in the dust. So were those defeated honored. This was not an East High incident, but the question arises, what can we do to instil into every student the appreciation of true effort in every phase of school endeavor? Probably one of the best ways is through the Freshman. The Freshman of the present day is not an integral part of high school life. Upon entering, he is thrust into an entirely new world and spends his spare time, groping almost blindly for the ladder of school affairs. There is apparently no hand to help him, but there is a way to remedy this. The upper classman can make it his duty to do all in his power to place the Freshman in the place he rightly deserves to hold in school affairs. lf this is done, there will be the members of four instead of three classes supporting the school and boosting it. Vtfith this early installation of loyalty, the Freshman, upon attaining the rank of Senior or Nine Junior will support fervidly every attempt made by the schools various teams, just because they represent the effort of his school. Another way is the continuous support of athletics. At the present time, the zenith of school loyalty is reached during the football season. VVhy not continue this support throughout the school year to the other forms of athletic encounters and encourage the baseball. hockey and track teams, as they deserve? Some students still have the mistaken idea that a football game is the only athletic contest worth attending. Those who have seen the other forms of athletics, relish a clean, snappy baseball or hockey game as much as a clever game of foot- ball. If every student would attend some of these contests, as well as football, he would have instilled into him more of the loyalty that makes school spirit in its highest form. But athletics are not alone worthy of support. Countless hours of patient practice are given by our musical organizations to perfect that talent in the school. ln the end, the public judges our school by its intellectual showingg hence it should be our pride to maintain and support throughout the year a strong debating team. These are but a few of the ways by which a stronger and more loyal school spirit may be developed and maintained. Hlasrnline 13156111 NVoman is vociferously demanding her rights: man is contentedly silent. Can it be that he is unaware that she possesses vital rights and privileges which he does not? ln the matter of dress alone it is alarmingly apparent. A woman may wear mannish coats, hats, collars and watch-fobs, in fact, she may assume almost any article of masculine apparel with impunity. But, on the other hand, what is our opinion of a man who binds his hair in a snood, wears a perky chiffon bow under his chin, and bracelets on his arms? A woman may ride her steed cross-saddle unquestioned, but it would be a brave man indeed who would dare to canter into our midst upon a side-saddle. In the professional world it is, alas, even so. The opinions of the woman-doctor and lawyer are deferred to, but the maxims of the male nurse-maid are treated with contempt. It is very well for woman to invade the field of sport, but let man only make approaches to the domestic muse and he is cruelly repulsed. The world's champion woman tennis- player is honored everywhere, but the champion male crocheter meets with scorn unmitigated. XVhat wonder, then, that man clings frantically, tenaciously, to his one, remaining, exclusively privilege, the right to vote? Ten he rntnheh Lllnfak mums As many inquiries have come to the Cardinal Board,-that being considered a wise and able body of scribes,Aasking how to obtain entrance to the different rooms, zfia the cloak rooms, about 8 125 in the morning, the following suggestions are offered: If you are very small and thin, you may be able to turn sidewise, and by a series of quick slides, get through the crowd. If you have several friends who also wish to go into the room, you can probably get through by the concentrated efforts of all,-that is by getting one behind another, and pushing with all your strength. Another way would be to drop on your hands and knees and crawl through where the hobble skirts make room. If you are a coy little thing, with dimples and blue eyes, and most of those in the cloak room are of the opposite sex, you will doubtless experience no trouble. However, if hatpins predominate, you will have to fight your way. If you are a football player, you have probably had sufficient practice to enable you to go through any crowd without difficulty, by using the same tactics as on the football field. BUT be careful that you do not pull off any curls as you go past. lt would be decidedly embarrassing, in the midst of a recitation to realize that a silky curl was hanging to your coat button. lf none of these ways appeals to yon, the best thing to do is to go out into the hall and come in through the main door. The above suggestions are all that the combined efforts of the Cardinal Board can produce for the present relief of the difficulty. But surely an appeal should be made to the Technical Society: for what is the reason for the existence of this organization if it is not some practical benefit to the school? A member of the club could bring up the matter at the next meeting, explain the difficulties, and suggest that some mechanical apparatus, working on the principle of the pulley, or better yet, some diminutive form of airship, could be arranged. 'Un- doubtedly, some ingenious brain could devise a solution to this vexing problem. he Qfieitile rf nf Clfheining 6911111 Gum chewing is a delightsome pastime and a deservedly popular one. No one who has ever visited liast High doubts its popularity. But has it ever occurred to anyone that gum-chewing besides being pleasant is useful as well? Elweu 'af i YVe believe not. XYe will demonstrate its uses, employing only prominent East High personages as examples. The clock in A room does not run. Mr. Ackerson says, however, that he is never at a loss to measure time, for the jaws of his pupils unfailingly click off tbe seconds. XYe will now cite a few of the more selfish advantages of the habit of masticating gum. Vtho has not at some time admired another's lasting' conversational powers or the strong, determined appear- ance of his lower maxillary? flf you think you have not, remember Pkl Rvhl- and Mr. T-wne.j How were these enviable assets obtained? We answer conhdently, by the use of gum, Vie venture to state boldly that fully two-thirds of our prominent hlibusters and square jawed heroes received their early training on gum. ln yet another and still more aesthetic way is the humble cud of gum valuable. Many of us are beautiful. XYe admit that. tln view of I l e Pl nt, I l t XV bst r, and -I-m-s L--v-jwwy, could we well do less?j Not many of us are truly graceful. XYe admit that, too. Ulf course there are l-r-n- E-dd- and L-Wgh L-ni-rA+x.yj But grace is as attractive to many as beauty itself. Yery well, let us become graceful then. How shall we set about it? Grace has been defmed as beauty in motion. tl'ersonally we consider that a rather neat definition: but let that pass, we will not obtrude our opinions on anybody.J In order to have ever graceful faces, then, all that is necessary is to keep our naturally beautiful visages in ceaseless action. How may we do this with sanity and propriety? The answer is simple: chew gum. Note.-Anyone desirous of instruction in this difficult art will hnd a most worthy and experienced teacher in D-n-ld Br-wn. -nw fr--'aw l 'b 4 ? 1 Twclrc JV SEN IORS F fl F Fi 1 Gffirera nf the 0115155 nf june, IEIII President - j.xM1is Lovlijox' Vice-I'resiclcnt A - - EsT12LLUx BLAIR Secretarv f SIifIiI.EN IJEQNN, first term ' lE,VIZLYN KIRNRIQR, Second term Treagurer SR1IJDl'II.I. STOWI2, Hrst term Sergeant-at-Arms ZGAYLURD HUNT, second term SETHIEI. GNVIN IVVILLIAM FISH Qinteniainment Qlnmmitiez DUNNLD BROWN, Chairman ES'l'l'lI.I..X BLAIR IRICNE Emmy ELSIE I'flXM,XN GAYLORD HUNT Annnumzsment Qinmmitizn NEIL LIILXIJ, Chairman Rl l'II xYIiBS'1'ER DTXYNEE KIL'LI.IC.XN 1Jirture Glnmmittze VV12Nm4:LL B,xRN.xRn, Chairman CxTHI2R1N12 BICCTRIEGUR KIYRLE CQCKRURN Burial Qlummitizrz ESTELLN BI..X1R, Chairman JULIE PLRNT JULITZT W1f:nsT1f:R HIiI.EN DUNN JAMES LoVEJOY DUNNLD BROWN RllJ1JEI-I. STOWA4: P.Xl'L RYIERS BIILIDREIJ RIORSI2 RUTH XYICBSTIER IRIQNE Enm' TAxLMYR.X QJLSEN XYIENDELI. BARN DAN HI'IL3l1CTIi .XRD Fourteen lass nf june, IHII LLox'IJ :Xlll,STRONl : NYee. modest, crimson tipped flower. iXi:T11L:i: Alucxnsz XYhat would a fellow do without Z1 ffirl 5 . GicNEv112x'1-1 'llliI..xNu12lc: Looks with such ferret and such hery eyes. ESTELLAX lil..XlRZ NYl1at is she, that all our Swains commeml her ETTA l3oRx Ku: l': Here are sevcr'cl lips, Partcd with sugar breath. .-XRTHVR BOYCI-3: l press in here. si rest. r. amongst the Fiflecn L. v lk 2- YY , ills , Y' iif Ak h v Y IRIX YYY' 1xAL wryr 4n1n wryr s i x Anil YVYV LA 'Y Vw klk ' 'YY Ax u . l N? ,K 1 - f . , ,gf i' 4, .,.........,...... ll u 7 lklk YYWY aux vv JKAK 'VNV Akls YYYY lk YY vhv lk XY I Ak!- V717 lx 1 v lklt 1717 VV nn si?-f v kv Ik YY 1 Il lk v V A wr 1 AA ' vw lk AL : Yl AA GEO1z1:1i RQYU M : I am El sage. CGLLIEX Blmnltsoxz How tzlrtly that gentlcman looks. -lou N B1ue'rxLxL'1-LR: Hence, vain rlclumling joys! I IELIQX limmlnamclc: I am amlnitious ilu' Z1 motley coatfl To put an zmtic clisposlticm ou. l3ON.XI.D lhemvxz l'lZlllCl1 Cherub. tru bc weak is miser- able. LL'k'Il.lf Illzmvxz Ullcart on llcr lips, and soul within her eyes. Si.:-frm .-Xr.1c'1c RL'Rc:s'11x11r.1f:R: HI took thce for thy hettcrf' RL'TI1I2R1foR1w Ihwuz: 4'Thcse hurrs are in my l1czl1't. I luR.xc12 Cftllflucyz RIYRLIC Sec what 21 grace was seated on his brow. Cuclilztfkxz t'Fo1' it grieves mc to see thee wear thy heart upon :1 scarf Rxxn xu, Cowuxcsz Gentlemen, I have had my clay, GICNNIZTTIE D,xv1s : S4'rr1If11'H I am the very pink of courtesy. vv Aklx V V lklk YI!! lx IK VNV Alll vrxr Aunt 1'!Y IKIK wryy WP 3 v ,Aj Vv lk lk 'YYY X717 itll V717 Junk WYII Akin tvwr itll WV!! If 'x - Ykv lk If Y AM AA V V .'XM.XNIJ.fX D0N.xLnsuN: The frank young smile. and the P han s young gold. . . - i A A Y' WY , v ' L ' I 1 A jk QT A A A V - V -Iunx Dmqslixz Oh, Hush, Hash, lmn' art than g 4 f1shif1c1l? lk v 4? V 1 In A All Y V V X lim Dns'r,x1.: - XYith ncck NL1TSll'ClCllCd.H A A 'V M V Y x:'k ,eg 1 nn fj AA V V Rulzl-im' IJm1l41R'1'x': , L NNCINH in sew tcntat dGSCCl1l1C1'6.'. A A Y . YY V K ml 5 KVA MA A A , V V lllfl-'IIC lJwm'1.1x1:: A nXXvhZl1CYU1' I have dune is due to ,,X , gg patient Il1OllQ11I.-. Il A , v L Q v 1 i ' I . nn - if - A A V I -:Pu : HIQLIQN DUNN: b V, I have sccn nmorc days than ihouf' wg V ' A y . Eighteen N IONE Emi: I own Henry, too. IRENE E1 any 1 ml' am no poet, in Z1 sense, llut just El rhymcr like by chance, 'XYhen C'C1' my muse close rm mc glance. I jingle at her. Bl.XRY EI,xx'131.1.: So far this shaclow doth limp be- hinrl the substance. XY11-1.1.x11 l7ISlI : f'Happy is he horn and taught that serveth not Z11lOlllCI'lS will. li,XTHI.liIZN Frxxx 1 As idle as a painted ship upon a painted oceanff RUDOI.PII lT0l.S'l'.-XD1 'l'l1c1'e was no hurry in his hands, N0 hurry in his feet. Nineteen YYY! 1nAL YYY' all YVYY Ax A YYYY Aklk wr yy is ii! YI K YYY' nik YYY? YYY' ALA WV AA YVYY AA YYY! V i R L'1'11 191111111211 : 12STI 1 IZR The grass stoops uot, s11e treads ou it so hghtf' 151112111 NG : XYZlI'111j', Yauity, thy name is 12111 121. wc 1111a11. 11,111 x : 'LX golden mesh to eutrap the hearts .X1.1:1c1z'r 1:1 121.x'N N of 111e11, 1'1Z1StCl' than guzits 111 eo11we11s. .x QEOCIDRICI1 : She s111i1ed o11 lllilllf' just for fuu, 1 knew that there was 11oth111g' 111 it. t11e1x1:1iR: 1 asked Miss Grzibei' why s11e cried. l've :111ot11e1' 100 1I121I'1i,U s11e sighed 1111611 w11y, 1 asked, this awfui fuss? She wailed, h'111lCj 1'C so 11101101011- ous. ,X1.1L'1f 111111: Could l love 1ess. 1 would be 11z1ppie1'. Tlffllfjl XV1N'1'HRoI- H.x1.1,: By my faith, he is very swift and seutentiousf' XVALTER HAVEN: HA refuge in time of storm. IQALPH IIAYNESZ 'iBut look you, a stranger in our midstfy NEIL HEAD: I am he that is so love-shakedf, BARBARA HI2,XI.X' 2 'iHai1 to thee, blithe spiritf, DAN H131.M1C1c: To me or not to me. TIL'6ll1jjAOll6 IKIL YYY' IX x IL 1717 ALI S717 Anil !'17 IX 'Y I IRIX wry' V1 K ILIL YVVY VYY Ak4k 'YYY IKIL X717 0 U Y ILIL xrvr . 1 L,,, . V 1 , ig? L I guy? Q ff ,5 . gg 1 I I Q 4? f? 1 3 1 f -w Y l, .gg Q :H . I Ik 11 ' w V rg ,,,. hqglkmggg iiio ji In K Zin' lx K yy qi' A 3 V W! 23 ' - 'if ? A ' - Q . 1 3 fi If , :vu-w , if 1 I ETF I A -1 .wl, Q25 ' Qyff nf A, .ln.' 1 fi V 'f It YY 4? Z 1 A ' 'I . AA ' I :Qt Q W, . Y K Q tl: I 5 AL X Il y W7 g XY V V ' vv Aklx 1717 Aklk YVYY x 1711 Q r wryr ALAK VY' Ak YY V Alllk 'YQ' -- -...ii ilx Vv lk lk V717 YYWY lklk 'VYY itll VVYY Akin xrwr ll V I Axlt 1YYY .,, T.,,,.,...1.., N V 5 Q e ' 4? y .. ' , I ll I H V ' U 5 v ' , V 'Xi ,f,- ugh Axlk ' .ig ' - V , , I l . ' ee e - l . ' . 4? 4? Y , v 1 1- as y if an IK q wr l - l An A K 'F 6 u 4: v ' . y I 5 RL'l:Y HERNLUNU: Up, up, my frleufl. and quit your booksg Or surely youll grow double. Gluciz HILL: Dotl1 my simple feature content you ? l2f.s115 HIN MAN: Knock :md ask your heart what it cloth know. l. xxyrczcxclfi HoI.1f:N: XYl1at mzumer of man is he F lqlblilflel' Hxclilxcsz Little rogue. FLORENCE IIORNZ A right good creature. Tw enty-t wo IVNIC Hcmpxruzz Her eyes. fair eyes, like to the purest lights That animate the sun. or cheer the davf' Cl.XYI.ORD HUNT: Is 't not Z1 handsome gentleman? Grhxrws jlxcolzsox : L'Full many a flower is horn to blush unseen And waste its sweetness on the clesert airf, ERNEsT jonxsox and LILLIE JOIINSONZ XYhite-headed majestiesf' PAUL JONIESZ I am wrapped in dismal thinkingsf' 1Hventy-three lklx K IVY! Anil Y Y I Y Allk V717 lkll YVYY Ik U Y :fix W wr in S A V 1 lik XYXY Aklx YV!! AXIK 'YYY Axlk wry! AkAx trwr A V V AAAL 1YYY illlllii . v l Ak wr 1 ILIL YYYV M v V IRIX !l17 Anlk 1717 u Ik vv lkIK YV!! JKIK WV 3 f uri 5 iEi!!gi,g f'gwQY ....i..........T l me if i Q4 159 'kv Il U l lklk 'VYY ll v l Aklk YVWY :xxx irwr A A WYII Akin v v All WYYY XY.xI.Ti3R JURGIQNSIQN : Of his stature he was of eveue lengtlicfl X'vIOI.lZT lfUl.lZI2RGZ 'fDulcc est clcsipcre in Lizimi L.xMoRI2.xUX: The Faunf' llicssm LAN12: loco. Strength of mind is exercise, not restf' R131 N 1-101.11 Lixizsox : Xml lic was not right yet. GEli'fRI'lJl2 Ll'IX'I N I W HQ 1 nl was born to speak all mirth and , I 45 0 Y I 1 igijg 7-F i 1 B. I .,,-...M 1? 15 Y ' Y I E-.. i X , G 15 . ?A Q . if x .- H! ' A A H- A' JA wr xr 7 Q -Q l ' Q no matter. Twmzfy-fozu LENORE LEWIS: Never speak. BIAIIEL LINDQUISTQ Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air. JAM IES LOVE-1 4 mx' : Sweet iS the memory of distant friends. AXGNE5 Luxmalsiziuzz The blood more stirs to rouse a lion than to start a hare. CAT1 LERI N E R I cG1ucGo1e : That we may brag, we hae a lass, There's name again sae bonnief' M,x1:15L iXiCNlilLZ 7WFPnIy-HPV XVl1y so pale and wan V' vkv IL XY Y AlAx YYY! lk AKAK 1711 AiAk QYQY AK ll wryr AxAk YVIY Aklk wryy vxv AL YY I Aklk YYXI Ak Aklk vw ILAL YYYY AAAL 1717 lhll wrwr K YYYY Y' Z Y VY l, ' 5, Y i V IX v i A 0 V Q1 . 1 4 i fi? 4? 15 1 A v iv i 4? ii.e. A 15 V 'V V' v ,A '1 'L '- T Al E M A wr .Vi yy 5 ' ' A ' I 15 if V A Ak I ill!--I v v Alix 1717 Aklk YfYY AKAL YYQI Atl V V lxll 1717 A A VV W1 Y 1 9 I .X lklk 'VYV lklk yrvr WYXI lfff 1 urs AA X717 Piirian M.xsicLx: f'To make thy knotted and combined locks to part, and each particular hair to stand on end like quills upon the fretful porcupine. SllliRl.OC'li MERRILL: l'Talk not of wasted affection: affec- tion is never wasteclf' Bmkxicit KlIl.l.liRI Lose and neglect the creeping hours of time. Klirmknn KlORSIiZ Din1ples on her cheeks do dwell. Diwxiziz Xl L'I.l.l1l,XNI Madam, you have bereft nie of all words: only my hlood speaks to you in my veins. Cl, I'Ill'Il2R'1' Mt' N Ns: His ears up-pricked Twenty-sim' l 1:.xN14 1lL'Rl'llYZ Goodly lord, whzit a wit-s11appe1'zu't thou! PIQARLIQ N12sB1'1'T: lt is a good thing to laugh at any rate. ICATHIERI N 14: Now : There is uoue like her, none. MERTON NYHERU: Hypcrious curls, a from of jove himself. :XLRLYRA Ol.sEN : Nods and hacks and WI'C21'El1CCl smilcsf' THoRw.xLD PAL'1.soN : bln Twenty'seven truth he was a strange and way ward Wight. v Lv AL YV Y AAL Y'Yl An yr v itll YYY! A V I 1xAk vv us vv Ak Y'YY YYY' lu, 'f , Y, u,k 1 W ..............,....r. A 2 X wif ff 755 w A v l lk Ak V YY lk V l All vw A YI K W V 1 A K YY YY K YYY' Y M1 ' AL QQ A I v Y Y Y A 1 S. K 1' wry ' r ' ' 1152? Y - A A 1 V I I A Ill V AI 4 Al v , A v I Q . AA 4 A A Las? - k yrwr v lv A NY Y u x A V AxAk A A xr 7 Ak u Y A A wrqy I iX l.XUliILfE RlXIJIQEI 'iTl1e mind is the stanclard of the man. RUBY RAUIQNU: For lier own Jersmi lme0'O'a1'ccl all I . ,, :vm clescription. Inriis Rialclmz Look, lie is winding up the watch of his witg by and by it will strike. HELEN RICE: ' 'Cheeks like tlie mountain pinksf' HI-Il,EN' Rrmm Ns: Sober, steadfast and deimiref' ETHEL RL'xDQi'1sT: HTl1e times are out of joint, oh. cursed spite, that ever l was born to set tliem right. 'I'11'r'n fy-11 ine vlv Ak 17 1 ALAx 1717 M U 1 AKAX 1717 AxAk 1YQ! itll wryr Axlk 1717 AXAK 1717 g YlV E An I wr i AKAL Q v wr Ak U l AA v v till 1717 AKAK iryy AKAK wrvr ALAN 1717 v- ilu- v v Jllx 'YYY lklk HY!! lkll YYY' lkll 1717 AxAk if!! Ak W7 V lflk Wryy YY lklk 1Y!f lklk YYVY lkll YYYY AKAK V717 AKJA V717 M U I Axll wrvr Sllllugix' ST. BLXRTIXI Shall I cmnparc thee to a SllIHH1C1 S my Mlxmzl. SCIIWERIN: Nl flu affect a w1'1'mv, incleecl: but I have it, too. RVTH Slmfsuxc Hind Llnclllplfwyerl is mincl unen- jnyerlf' lil bblzl.I. l4Jl.l.lfl S4JXI 'llcttcr lute than IICYCIIN ' .Xxxx Smlcs: Hxzur. Simple mairlcn, voicl of art. 5111.155 : lQnmvleclg'e is that which, next to V1I'll16. truly and essentially raises one man above another. Thirty XXTALTIZR STRIIJZ Oh, ominous! He comes to kill my heart.', Ali'l'IIl' R STRONG I Speak to him, ladies, See if you C2111 JOIIX S KA MULLUQ move him. l'l.l.l XQXNI XYhose piercing look clicl represent a mind. Sl'l.1.1x1xN : Then shall we he News C1'3.llllIl.fl.', .'5xLVER.X Rmalim' Swlzxsoxz Love is but a madness. Tmmrsoxz lYhy so pale and starest thou? Tlzirfy-one vv All 17V IRIX 1 YY A Ak VV Ak A vv A A VV M 1V 1 A A vw 415W Q14 L vv lk lk 'VYY A A V V A A vv AA WV Ah sr v u v I A A vu v v Akin YYY' Allk YVYY lun YYY' an vv K YVYY lflk 171, N v v K YVYI lklk YYYY AAS YY An A wryr AA wr YY AA YYYY I JcnRr1'1'1IY XY.X'l'IiRM.X N: Men arc like xx'inC: She is Z1 total z1hst2ti11e1'. ,I L'I.ui'r XY12Bs'1'1c1c: l'lcr vuicc is ever soft, gentle and lmvufzx lllE1ClflCl1lIlQ thmg in a ClZ1SSA1'001'Il. R L'TlI XY1i1:s'1'lcl4: ll0w much ll1Ol'C elclcr art thou than thy looks. Sul XY1alsM.xN: 'IX wise mam 2111101151 those who arc ight Jl'3.11l.U XY11.L1,xM XVmzCEs'1'12R: A country lacl is my clegrcef 'llHl'l' Y ' L XLA X01 m,1:r,lu,. 'Uhe ll am satis estfy Thirty-frro NN 'THE 'HNF UAS The Qflass nf jetnuarg, IEIII How often success is the natural result of failure! -Xu attempt had been made as early as the spring of 1909 to organize the class, but it was marked by a gloomy failure. So many untamed spirits could not be made to pull together. However, when the school opened in the following year, the members of the class recalled their dismal failure, and determined to subdue their towering individu- ality and work for the good of the whole, Sam YX'eisman was chosen as captain of our gallant ship, and he was assisted by Sherlock Merrill as first mate, Sigrud tiudmundson, keeper of the log, and .-Xnna Sullivan, mistress of the commissary department, and purser. Wlith this list of worthy officers, it was no wonder that our good craft was steered past the reefs of dissension and rocks of rugged per- sonality. The crew and passengers first found shelter at the home of Sherlock Merrill. on March 4. 1910. The log goes on to say that the evening was spent in playing games, after which every member was ready to share in the refreshments. lt was a shrieking, howling success. After a calm voyage of six weeks. the class next put in at Home W'ilson. Here we carried out an indoor track-meet, much resembling the sailors' Held meet which we read of in our Yirgil. High jumps, peanut-races, wrestling, screaming, creeping followed in rapid succession: and it needed the calm judgment and acknowledged fairness of Mr. and Mrs. Cook assisted by Miss Case to decide the close contest. Many times there was immi- nent danger that some of the fair spectators, in their zeal for the victory of their friends, would rip out a terrible Gee! but the contest closed without any such dire disaster. In celebration of the triumphs elaborate feasts were served, and all together rejoiced in the peace and harmony that prevailed. During the summer our craft was moored at llerth C. liast High 1'ierg and everything was put into ship-shape for the last voyage. All embarked September 7, 1910, and sailed on a prosperous journey until November 3rd, when we came into harbor at the Hills Mr. and Mrs. Pendleton came down to the shore, and enjoyed meeting their much-traveled friends. The log here says that our two guests had never had such a delightful evening. The passengers and crew. how- ever. voted that the next stop in our voyage was the happiest of the whole trip. '1Cook's Hill was the place, and january 21, 1911, the time. Such a welcome as we received at this charming spot, we had not been accorded before. The enter- tainment was novel to sea-voyagers, for here we indulged in coasting down the long hill that sweeps away from Mr. Cook's house. Laughter and song filled the air: some members that had stood aloof from each other during all our journeying, here learned that they had been mistaken in their judgment of others, and that the whole ship's company was congenial and jolly. lt was around the large open fire, toasting marshmallows, that all were drawn together, and here our friendship was pledged for life. The journey was nearing its close: and much was to be done before we dis- embarked. As is the custom a grand benefit entertainment was given before landing. The arrangements were left in the hands of Captain Wilson and Oscar Nelson. It is recorded that in the many trips which have been reported by othei companies, no entertainment has given more real pleasure than this. And it was a great financial success, one hundred and tifty dollars resulting from it were used tv . . to buy a memorial of our long journey. 'l'lzirty-four CLIFFORD BOHMBAQH: .-X1:'rHrk BULMGRIEX: lhvm CHATFIELD: EMMY ESTERLEY: Local Harry l.z1ucle1'. K1-Xu eye of Mars. tru My eyes Smell onions, Here files nf pina th r e Zl t e n :ind com- I shall weep anon. ' extend their shnnng l1l?ll'lfl.H rows, puffs, powderb, patches. IQENNETH FERGUSUN: JULIA FOSTER: I was beset with Stately julia. prime shame and courtesy. of :nllf Thirty-fire NKJRIN1 AN GROTTE I NHC would not with a peremptory tone, as- sert the nose upon his face his ownfl SIGRID GUDMLYNDSON ls this a dream? ay LESTER HENDRY: JOHN HILLS: CLYDE HOLBROOKI GEORtiE HULT: N a n g h t a word Learn to hold thy Rl an kin cl have a Wl1at zu strange pow- spoke he more than tongue. great aversion to intel- er there is in silence. was neerlcf' lectual labor. AIORRIS KANTAR: EDXYIN KYLE Ln.1.1E 1.ARs0N: CH.xRLo'r'rE LYON! Man is the merriest To make thy eyes 'Q-Xiry. fairy. Lillian. A'Thou who hast the specles of the creation. like stars. start from fatal gift of beauty. their spheresfl Thirfy-sin? ll.xNs PEARSON: CrLAl7YS RICTH4XRlDSI GERIM SANDEEN: Colm SEVENSUN: O excellent young A repeater. HO Jupiter! How K'Thought less of mem! weary are my spirits! beauty, she was beau- ty s sclt. lelATT1E NlCLEAR2 And fair she is. if mme eyes be true. Tl:'i1'ty-seven IXNNALOIIISE KlASONZ 'ikloclesty is to merit, what shades are to the figures in a Pictureg it gives Strength and Heighteniugf' H1XNN.KH BIUNSONZ Oscixk NELSON: i'Your bedded hair. Methiuks there is Clt has mattresses init much wisdom in his z1nyway.j saymgsf' AGNES SILK! ETHEI. SIMPSON: FLORENCE SIMPSON: RUTH SIMS: UM en t Z1 l vlcasurcs Drink to me Onl I ln faith lad ou MAS tram uil as a .. l . . ., 5 I ,Y , ,. never cloyq wlth thxne eyes. have a merry heart. Summers day. BEATRICE SMITHSON: ANNA SIILIVAN: VVARD VVILSON: Who iS'tc:1n read a Not Stepping O'cr Old as I nm, for wOman?l' the bounds Ot modes- l3fl1CSll0YC unfit. tyif, STANLEY H.AX'NESZ A goodly, portly gentleman i' faith, and :I v:OrpI1lent. Thirty-:2igl:t l f 7 Q- 17 Q M irgl 'U q 7 HP 3 YT- kj 0 O if ?j'fT I O G O 0 i'f V r? ' O0G 090 QVA f - O Gigi? 5 f , . 0 O , YF 5 'E , ? HHN ' G , ,wiulyg Wi, mhbwg 0 - -!,pf,'U '-'Hi 11 w1H1'+ fH '1lH?fSWiVW! ' ' A 'J Q I.E. HOLJ'VOWT1 IHE' UTTLETUNICW? IIVWIZOVE' EFFH' SV1lNlNU'P'llNUWE l jmtiuv Gt ffirvrs Pregidem 5 I'.Xl'l. R.XIIYI.Ii, first tcrm ' 2Xn1ux,xx -Irmxsux, second term Yin PM mlm Y5l.x1ac,:tx1u4:'1' .Xxnmcsox Hrst term ,Y -.5 A 4 v 1 X lilcxrx IIEAQMANN, second term 'lil'C2lSLl1'Cl' f 7 - Inu N Klucrrx SCC1'Cf2l1'j' L4ll'lSI'f XYli1CSXI1lQ . Fmt x Ummm' Sxr '-'ut-' Y-AXl'111,' - 1 A ' ' 'Q gm A X 1L1Lx1:r,E5 llrxxws Chaplain SA XI SVXXAL1. Sncial Lfummittvv Ylzlxxrx ITIZIQHAXNN, C1flClfl'llItIIl l'ZRF.l.X llmulw ,luux lXIxl:'r1X Susrrc I :I.XX'Iil,I, ll.xR'r ,Xxnncusux LOVISE XYIAZIQSNIAZIQ lllim' KTRK Muelux I:L'Tlrl-IR Usxx IN R1-11-:vias HAI-1 Sl I'IlIiRl.XXl? XMRMAN .lurlxswx Rf.XR1I,XIili'l' AXNI11-ilcsux l'x1'r. RAXIIILIC VH XRLFH UM If Clulor Linmmitter fIl.XlU.H'l l'Ii f4lI.X'l'lfIIiI.I1, Chzrirmzm Dmcfwrlx' I71-Lvlqxila Izxfrux Xl4ll'41lI'I'UX ,iliuttu anh Qvll Gfummittee SA xl SICXX ALI., tflmirmzm Nrwlultxx hlmlxsux Kltxlzmx Sxxlml-:les I l1am:1a1q'r l112R'1'svlI QFUIEIIIIB Qlummittec jfmx llrxurrx, Chairman 'lmuxttxs Iburv I.ut'1sr: XYuE5x1:1: 1 0l'l'y jI1IITi.U17S jfivst 'Germ XVe note with pleasure that the .Iuniors are emulating' their worthy prede- cessors. Respect for their elders is usually a quality notably lacking in young people of the present generation, hut the members of the l'Jl2 class possess it in a marked degree. The esteem in which they hold Seniors is positively moving. With becoming diftidence they invited the 'll ex-president to choose a pin for them. The representative of our class was treated with the utmost courtesy throughout the transaction. ln his customary eloquent manner, the '12 president, Paul Raihle, introduced him as lXTr. Barnard, a man of discriminating taste and wide and varied experience. Rap! Rap! Rap! Such is the innocence of the Juniors, that they had our chaplain teach them how a hallot-box should be prop- erly stuffed. Speaking of chaplains, that is another matter in which the 'luniors have followed their fearless leaders. They chose the genial Arthur llidgeon, a man devoted to duty and faithful in all observances. May the 1912 class keep on as it has hegung if it continues to follow in the footsteps of the l'9ll, it cannot well go astray. Secuuh 'Gievm Uur hlithe expectations are unfulfilled, our cheerful hopes are dashed to earth. lYho has done the dastardly deed? None other than the class of l9l2 of East Tligh. At a recent election the fortunes of all the officers who had found favor in our eyes were removed. Their places in the class are filled hy worthy people enough, hut their places in our hearts can never he filled hy others. Even this is not the most fell hlow. The ancient and traditional office of chaplain. established in WOW hy a now prominent orator, has heen aholished hy the dese- crating' Qluniors. Sorrowfully we confess our error, the class of l9l2 does not even remotely resemble its immediate predecessor. 1-'arty-0 ne aovrxomcjviie f 'W fd fx VY KQ ' ,J 5 x H xA H IJNXVC Pl XSTXJIDY 15 XTUEAWYWESS OF Trac svuan 1 - iinplynmnres Iirom time immemorial the Senior has been the friend and ally of the Sopho- more. The office of guide and advisor quite naturally falls on his stalwart shoulders. He is quite willing to bear this burden, for when was a Senior ever at a loss to give advice? Right nobly has he performed his task. 'Xlve herewith print a typical letter from a Senior to his Sophomore charge. Deal' Ulidzzs .-lclzaitxf' CV1'1'giIl Z I'ray pardon moi the Latin, for Mr. Ackerson renders prone- ness to permit it to remain in the memory practically a sixth sense. On attaining to the estate of a Sophomore you sagely solicit my advice. Since, for all practical purposes, you are a pachyderm I will run the risk of incurring your displeasure-in short-I will he frank. To plunge in medias res tare your auricular orifices dehiscent?j it is vital that you consider no desuetude innocuous, Engage yourself in ascertaining the exact nature and substance of super caloricated bohea, Roentgen rays, dodecahedrons, anthro- pology, anthropophagy, nay, even chirurgery itself. The realm of the posterior zygapothysis and prezygapothysis is not too recondite for your cerebral capacity. Likewise devote some Zeit to pragmati- cal pursuits. A comprehensive study of henzenedoteline, deutho- hydroguet and photozincography will doubtless prove beneficial. Do not neglect the aesthetic side of your nature. Give all due attention to epistomology, the choral parabasis and scoptic epirrhem- atic syzygy. Remember, however, that a little learning is a danger- ous thingf' Ql'ope.j Drink deep or taste not the llierian spring talso l'opej. Ante onmia. do not become a prig or a pedant. You are doubtless downcast at this stage. lilevate your inner conscious- ness. Life has its chiaroscuro, bald gibt es Sonnenschein. Even in the depths fudge will be found deleniiicial. While I realize that I do not possess the wisdom of a generalstaadtsverordnetten- versammlungen, I trust that I may have aided you slightly. Adieu, farewell, auf wiedersehen. A Sc1NTil.r.,vrrxo Sicxrolc. Ffzrty-YIIVCC Hakes Burt Kirk Qtranslating lfrenchj, An infernal smile was heard. Query, who cracked it? Hcsjvczirzzz liditoz' lcalling for drawingsj, NYC have several, but they are all girls' heads and we'd like something-er-a little more practical. llzliez' l VclJsz'c1', 'iSay, wasn't Achilles shot in the heel where his mother for- got to baptize him. Some gentlemen are content with a lock of their lady's hair, hut David Chat- field isn't one of them. Nothing but the whole of I-lelen's hack hair would satisfy him. Frafzle llflzrplzy ftranslating Yirgilj, He cast his lamps into the sky, and, pulling them down again, looked upon the ground with these words. Julie Plant fgiving an example in French classj, She is the most fascinating creature in the world? .lliss Moorman, Very good. Now make it specific. f. P., She is the most fascinating creature who is now talking. Mollie Szzlliwazz, I don't want to mention any names, but I think some of the Cardinal editors are loafersf' And we thought she liked Paul Byers. Pupil fin French classj, '4'l'he tourist was Bling off a piece of stone with a sharp eye. Hr. To-zwzc, How is electricity bought? Doroflzy Decker, ily the square foot per second. Juliet XYehster laughed iinmoderately at this. XYell, how is it hought F demanded Dorothy. Dy the hour. of course, replied Juliet. ,ll1'. Cool.: XYhat is hard water? Toot .Slll't7lILQ', lce. IVhat is a fancy name for a tailor F' Dorothy Decker was asked. Taxi- dernustf' she answered, without hesitation. S0111 SCtZL'tlll lgiving a book reviewj, Those are all the characters except .-Xmy Rohsart. I wasn't particularly interested in her. chietly I suppose, hecause she was a woman. There is a young lad named Byers. XYho the patience of everyone tires. The things that he'll say Are jokes in a way But not in the way he aspires. lltlll Hclmicle, XYe want something original for this Cardinal. Juliet IVclvsz'v1', enthusiastically, Oh, I know just where to get that! IYe have a high school annual at home, and it's just full of original stuff. NYe have all heard of the square man: but it remained for Howard Dyckman to call our attention, in Geometry class, to the parallel biped. Paul Raihle has his opinion of Miss Dann for giving a Ferniau test on the l7th of March. A as ' Forty-four Jil EC 5 if x 'fN5'FP'xE51'Xl'XEN' ff M If L , F -ma51fx1f::cAfxE- To 'cox.x.r:Gz-.::- Y - un. jlireshlnaen Apnlngia Llriminis It was a gloomy circle of Cardinal editors. That is somewhat redundant, it is true, for all Cardinal editors are gloomy this year. They have all been cruelly disappointed. Take the business manager, for instance. He expected that the handling of large funds incident to his office would afford him valuable commer- cial experience. Now, he says that the sight of much money would unbalance him and that he is totally unfitted for any career but that of an indigent parson. To a man of his temper this is trying indeed. To return to the dark-visaged circle. The editor-in-chief tossed his sunny curls. He is a man on whose originally cherubic features care has made serious inroads. It seems to me, began the great man, that we must give the Freshmen some sort of a write-up, to show the juniors that we really don't charge for that sort of thing. However, as they won't pay for it, it needn't be very good. You may write it. he con- cluded with a glance at me. You may consider this as an author's apology. The write-Hp lt is about as impossible to avoid being' a Freshman as to avoid having the chicken-pox. lloth are evils and both are inevitable. l have been a Freshman, I have also had the chicken-pox: but l do not care to repeat either experience. lt is impossible to say anything' about Freshman, for they have no history and their characteristics are, alas, too well known to bear repetition. Therefore I will devote the remaining' space, which I am happy to see is very small, to giving advice to Freshmenfit lf you are a prospective Freshman, do all in your power to get into Miss lJonaldson's room. She will speedily reduce you to insensibility, the happiest possible state for a Freshman. If you are a Freshman now, get Over it as quickly as may be. VYe have, it is true, many specimens in our halls who did not recover rapidly from this malady. Eventually they did, of course, but the marks are upon them yet. Cast your fresh, young eyes over these, and in a year at most you will be a Sophomore. lf you have been a Freshman. only remember it, and, no matter how lofty your present state, you will shortly be in a way to inherit the earth. :i:XYl1en in need of advice, see the Cardinal Board. Forty-si.1' Forly-sz' 'Qfeashers uf fast twig!! Sclyulwl PROP. XV. F. XY1i1:51'1':1e, Iwincipal 1111 glzxlz NMPINIE Clevxlv jxxlz tlxfrlzse G1-ixlivllcvlc Hn'D1r.r. SARA XI. ,I'mzs'l'rmx PlI.IZA1ZlC'l'Il Run BIXRY Nluom' SMITH. :Xl'1llfS'l' L. SVOHX -Xrflix S'l'.XN'I'ON f'11'l'1lt'fl Tm'r.,x H. Mommmx .Uaflzczzznfzhc lCI.I.l'R.X BEXNIQTT H. fXT.xl'D Cm: Ilusu A. C'l'1u:.xN EI.TZ.XI!Ii'l'll I70c'1QEN Lx'n1.x 'lf I-.xf:1i1e51'mm C1.1lfF01m Y. PIIZRCTZ lllisslli FCM!-'1'L'1:12 Stklufllffn' hlU.1.x Il. C1.r1f1fm:D 1.0115 C. Cfwcm Rxxxroxxw lf. Clem' JQUDSON R. 'l'oxx'N12 .Umzzzal TI'0l.lll.llg GEQJRG13 A. MOORE FLOYD NY. Ru' V011 fxllffll xY1I.I..XRl2 lf. .'Xc'rc1cl:so3 L.x1'1:.x Go1'1.1,a IL'I,1.x I . ITXRRIS 'ICDLTII F. l'L'TN.xM GL'l'l1It7lZ Emfu DAN N K.x'r1rRIx.x Srmolullcrlzl H1'sf01 v ICLIQANUR DoX,xr.Dsnx IIARRIPTI' M. HAWES IJAYID H. I'f0I.IZROOK fXI.x1:x' F. 3IOR'I'IEXSON Cruflzlmzl' -XX N .x IJ. Dun. VIUHN XY. PICTTI-IRSIIX IIRIDGIQ1' T. TIAYIZS LJl'U'fx'l'1IAQ' RER'I'IIA E. 1XIcQXIU.1. xx I..w1N1.x S'uQ1:R1c'1 L' bl. Clmufilc XY1I1'r'r12N Cfollzlfzcldal QXFARY H. DANA EUGENE D. PEXNEU. the Evanlgrlvtf llehincl a spacious harmlwoocl flesk. The high school teacher stands: The teacher, a learnecl man is he, Who knows of far-ot? lantlsg Ancl his face takes on its tlarkest frowns .Ns he thunrlers his commands. Day after flay. through six long hours, You will fmcl him at his postg You may see him knit his heavy brow. XYhen planning us a roast: .Xs he always does in our lireshman year, When we have failed the most. -Xml Seniors going home from school, l.ook in at the open cloorg They love to watch us at our task. So glad that their's is o'er: .Xml note the Fierce glance of his eyes 'Vowarcl the hlunzlering Sophomore. 'liC2lClllllQ,', marking. soaking, Thus through the clay he goes. lfach morning sees our grill begin, Sixth periocl sees it close, XYhere one got fifty, oft much less, lfor telling all he knows. 'l'hanks, thanks to thee, U mlreamletl friencl. l-'or the service thou hast wrought, lf'en though at times it seenteth that Our toil hacl come to naught lOl, Hell hear in mind the scattered truths That were so fearsome lnouglit, lffwty-r'iffIlt QBIII7 Ueatrhelfs Miss gllcDz'H, Ml think the Cardinal is just horridg I havent dared to have a llower on my desk this year! A pupil asked Miss Stanton why a marchioness in a certain book happened to marry her page. XVell, you know, Miss Stanton replied, in those days it was much easier to get married than it is now. JH. TUZUIZC, to Margaret Anderson and Mary llodge, 'lDou't touch that mercury, 1t's clean nowf! Pupil declining German noun, 'fMeines Mutteriy' Mr. Ackerson, inter- rupting, 'tiXleines Mutter. VVell, it is minus, I guess. Mr. Ackerson also believes in addressing Freshmen in simple language. Recently he said, just answer 'presentf if you are here. ilfr. Cook, at the Cardinal Benefit, 'iThis thing is absolutely square, at least as square as we can make it. When Iillen Terry was asked if she wished Mr. XVebster to carry the flowers that the Teachers, Club intended to present to her, she said, no, she pre- ferred they should be carried by a good-looking, young man. Miss lXIcDill discovered an unoccupied boy and set him to work. 'fYou knowf' she said smiling, :Satan always finds work for idle hands to dof, fizlict IVcI1sfcr generously .assinff Mr. Snohn a uackaffe of Mrs. Millers 1 r. 5, N l l e- 7 Home Made, i'Have a peanut. fllr. Spolzlz, Thank you, but I am obliged to be very careful about eating large lunches between meals. ilfiss MCD!!! Cin Shakespearej, i'iXnd what did the few say? Inattentive pupil, Moly Hoses. Miss Mary Moody Smith had been observing a restiye pupil in the back of the room for some time. Finally when the miscreant boldly passed a note, Miss Smith demanded to see it. This is what she read: Diddy has her eye on mefy .lf1'. Sfwlzii Qin Lit, classj, IYell, who has a criticism to make on that report ? .S'11ia1'z' Sfzzdcizt Cprobably I'aul Ilyersb, She uses the word 'great' too much, it grates on my nerves. ,llit Cook, looking over his class one cold, blustering March morning: Miss Robbins! Is Miss Robbins absent? XYell, guess it's too cold for robbins yet. ,lfiss Case, That is quite a task, so I shouldn't do it. We hate to be unduly suspicious but we can't help feeling that Mr. Spohn must have bought some at least of Mr. l'endleton's ties. Me are sure that there are not in this world two such red and gold ones. Mr. Ackerson, These papers are all marked 'pass' or 'fail'g so if yours isn't marl'ed you may l'now that you failed. X , X ii'm'1y-115116 7 iterarg .mg jllalrnxfite Bunk XYhen one is an extensive reader, it is an extremely difficult task to pick out a favorite book. Une thinks and thinksg and when one has been selected because of its inteusly interesting plot, another looks at you reproachfully from the book- shelf and the choice has to be made over again. Having experienced this and passed through all these trying difficulties, I have at last selected a book. It is one, I am sure, that will appeal to everyone. Ifor young or old, rich or poor, it has an inexplicable attraction. It is primarily of greatest attraction to womeng and yet, on second thought, its great appeal may be said to be to the men. I may say without exaggeration that it is a book of universal interest. I know, for a fact, that it is widely read in even the most remote corners of the world. And in those lands which are so uncivilized that they possess no written language or literature, even in these lands this book is not entirely unknown. Passages from it are quoted daily, and the excellent advice contained in its words of wisdom is lived up to. That is one of the chief beauties of the book, in my opinion. So many people read moral books and fail to live up to the standards set by the author. They profess to believe the ideas set forth and yet do not put them into practice. But no one can read the excellent manuscript to which I refer and not feel inclined to follow its lead. It is a well-known fact that the readers of this book loyally devote themselves to the application of the principles therein stated. I have said that this book appeals to all classes of people. I do not intend to detract from this statement in any way, but rather to make it more forceful. I will however say, before proceeding further, that there is one class of people, and only one, to which I do 11ot recommend this book. I do not say that all passages from it appeal to all people. Far from it. llut I do state unreservedly, that there are sure to be a number of passages in it which will appeal to each individual and cause him to think that the book was written for his own individual profit and pleasure. There is a section of this famous work which appeals strongly to very young persons, boys in particular. This is acknowledged by all critics to be by far the sweetest passage in the book. ln another section one may find paragraphs even more bitter and biting and sour than the satire of Swift and Steele. There are prosaic and commanplace passages as well as the more highly Havored ones. In short, to repeat myself, there is sure to be found somewhere in this mighty work a page or so suited to every individual-no, not quite every one. There is one class, as I said before, to which I would under no provocation recommend this book. Under this class come all those unfortunate humans who stiffer from indigestion or who call themselves dyspeptics. And the name of this satisfying and invaluable book, which I hope is contained in every American home is the Universal Cook Ilookf' IRIENIC EDDY. Fifty Qfgeinic, the Glhemfful Stturgtelzlcr Heinie Schmidt dealt with dust, not gold dust, nor the common dirt on the highways. as you may suppose, but with -w- the dead. He was employed as clerk and apprentice in Herr flarwig's undertaking establishment in Reubens- ville. lleinie had one admirable trait, and that was happiness. lt was difficult for him to assume the professional mein since he was so optimistic and cheerful, The common verdict was that Heine was ill-suited for undertaking on that account, and some predicted that he would reconsider his choice of vocation. He was a natural born story-teller. As he went about his work, the coffin room resoundcd with merry tales, true and untrue, and Heine never lacked an audience. He would miss a dinner for an opportunity to tell a story, his stories were always cheerful. Herr liarwig did not approve of Heine's CIllICl'l'1l11lIl0' Jroclivities. l'1rx'iff called him into his office one day and said, c bl lakh See here, lleinie, quit telling those funny stories in this business. It lowers the dignity of our profession, and it does us harm. l want no one to come in here and loaf. l'isn't the place to loaf. lf you cheer a bereaved one, you may cause him to forget to provide for a decent or an elaborate burial. lf one is afflicted with sorrow and it is necessary to tell him a story, choose one with a comforting message, or a moral, or dwell on the virtues of the dead friend. lt is a secret of the profession, Heinie. that the virtues of the dead and sorrow of the mourners are scaled by the grandeur of the funeral. Look sad, i tell you lv Although Herr l'3arwig's business might be called a mission of mercy, he planned some day to have a new house on the hill. and a comfortable bank account from its proceeds: hence, his motto, Look sad. Heinie obeyed his master's mandate for two days, and his sorrowful looks did justice to the most thoughtful and business-like undertaker. Qu the third day, Fritz Miller entered Herr Barwig's establishment. liritz was a well-mean- ing citizen, but like some thrifty men, he was so intent upon accumulating a large share of this world's goods, that smaller business obligations escaped his attention. His idea was, To owe is human, to pay, divine,'l particularly when applied to physicians', undertakers', and drug store bills. Herr Barwig had buried l+'ritz's little daughter two years before, and this was the twentieth time lfritz had come in to explain why he couldn't pay the account. This time a cow had died and wheat had gone down ten cents a bushel, and Barwig would have to wait. Heinie and lfritz engaged in conversation that became more and more confidential. The subject was a natural one, the last funeral in the village. Klrs. Hodgkins had a quiet and easy death, said lfritz, thoughtfully, Hthe kind l would like to have. 'Dust thou art, to dust thou shalt returnf 'l A far-away look rose in his eyes, as he sat there on an empty coffin-box, and slowly nodded his head. Heinie looked up quickly. The recollection of a story had come to him, suggested by l ritz's last words. Desire was saying to him, Go on, Heinie, go on. Caution warned, Don't lleinief' Go on, go on, urged Desire, Ullarwig won't care this timefl Desire won. Your speaking of dust reminds me of Charley jenkins' wedding, said Heine, ever hear the story? Fiffy-one liritz was interested at once. lleinic. reclining at a comfortable angle on an adjacent coffin-box, began. Charley was to be married to Edna Gaynor, the sweetest girl in XYhite- hall, at 9 olclock, the 28th of August. The day dawned hot and sultry. He smilingly arrayed himself in his black wedding suit. Charley had just completed dressing and was taking a farewell glance in the mirror, when some of his mis- chievous friends called on him. They were masked. They rudely bound, gagged, and blindfolded Charley and put him in a buggy before he could resist or sum- mon aid. The groom felt himself being conveyed a long distance. imagine his mortification! At last, the vehicle stopped and Charley was put out on the ground. The culprits untied his feet, removed the blindfold and gag, but left his hands tied behind his back, and then tied with the buggy. The groom was in a pretty predicament. A hot sultry day, a dusty road Cno rain had fallen for a monthj, arms tied, no help in sight, ten o'clock. and miles from Edna and the church. The humor of the situation, if there were any, did not appeal to Charley. t'NYhat shall I do F he thought. XYhat can I do? lt will be too late for the wedding when I reach there. He clenched his fists behind his back and scowled. lf I could get my hands on those scoundrels, lid choke them till their eyes fell out! Curse the luck. No hands, no help, no horse, no anything. l'll walk to XYhitehall and try to explain to Edna, if it's midnight when I get there. The dust rose in clouds at every step. It settled on his face and on his clothes. His suit was no longer black. He had lost his hat. The perspiration dripped. Once he stumbled and fell headlong into the dust. XYhen he managed to struggle to his feet, he was a sight. At the end of six miles he was unrecog- nizable: he was. indeed. a ht candidate for the federated order of hoboesf' At noon, poor Lfharley, with a crowd of curious urchins trailing after him. tramped down the street in the direction of the church. ln the meantime. all was tumult at thc church. Eight-thirty.-nine,-uinw thirty,-passed. and no Charley. XYhat can have happened? thought the bridal party. He is always punc- tual. A messenger was sent to find him. No Charley was to be fount. at his tome. No one had even seen him that morning. Ten o'clock,-eleven o'clock. 1 ' I Oh, why doesnt he come? wailed Edna, anxiously. She sat in an ante-room with her bridesmaids, waitingg the minister, in his study, was waitingg the people inside the church were waiting. Tnquiring looks and secret whispers went round the church. The whispers became more audible. and public opinion was voiced outright. Charley Jenkins has ruu away. T always said you couldnt depend ou his wordf, Edna overheard. The surmises grew louder. Charley run away ?'l she said. wonderiugly, to herself. Suddenly, she real- ized the awful possibility. XYas it true? T will never let him speak to me again. she vowed. f'No excuses, no ex- Fifty-tlrn planations, nothing can atonc for this humiliation. The base dcserter! XVith her protesting maids about her, she angrily left the church. just without the church door. Edna came face to face with a woe-begone figure. She was about to pass the strange looking person, when he called. Edna, please wait, won't you? l'm Charley. Don't you know me ? She glanced at him. He was a pitiful object. Hands still boundg his clothes were torn and dirty, his face black with dust. Such a dusty, forlorn, and dejected person she had never before seen! !'You! Charley, in that condition? she exclaimed: and l waiting all this time for you ? Yes, but, let me ex-- i'Not another word, sir. I am humiliated. I am disgraced. Let me pass, sir! 'I lease, let me explain, pleaded Charley. She looked again at the ridiculous tigure and relented. Charley quickly told his experience. Oh, you poor, dear, dirty boy! Edna exclaimed. when he had finished. You are a hero! I am proud of you! And I was never going to forgive you! Go quickly over to the minister's house now and wash. Then we will go into the church immediately. The minister is waiting: they all are still waiting. Never mind the dust on your clothes. lt will be so nice and romaticf' Charley Jenkins afterwards said he really won his bride just because the dust settled. Fritz laughed long and heartily when Heinie concluded. J 7 l.'oor Charley tlaughj, what a dusty Claughj funny scrape fanother peallf' exclaimed Fritz. He laughed more and more as the picture of the dust-covered Charley pre- sented itself to him. Heinie waited a bit, and then added, sententiously- Isn't it queer, Fritz, that even dust settles sometimes, and man sometimes won't? Still Fritz laughed. Herr liarwig, who saw and overheard all through the partition window of his inner office, was becoming more and more indignant. Suddenly, Fritz became silent. He appeared to think of something. Witliout waiting to explain, out he rushed. Heinie was surprised at the agility of the clumsy Fritz. Herr Barwig was at the door. f'Heinie. he said, didn't I command you to quit telling those stories, espe- cially to loafers ? But there was a moral to this story, Heinie replied, unabashed. XYhat was it, pray? Explain yourself. demanded liarwig. Klan is dust. Dust settles. Man settles. Barwig considered a moment and then walked out saying, XX'ell, ClO11if you do it again. The next day Heinie chanced to go into l3arwig's office. Could be believe it? Barwig, the undertaker, laughing! Heinie,', Herr Barwig called, forgive me for objecting to your story teli- ing. Youre all right, my boy. The day's mail had just been opened. lleinie looked at Barwig's hand. lt held a check signed, Fritz M. Miller. 1 J. D. F31ci2T1t.xc12l:. 1fi1'fif-flu-W 09312 in at Zgright mth gllgstiic Start O star of the zenith, so mystic and briffht So mystic to me, so mystic to me! Art thou a ge1n in the dark of night? Ur pray may'st thou not an angel be? Thou'rt as bright to my soul as a gladsome heart. To a wanderer thou art a beacon light, To the sorrowful doth thy radiance dart, O star of the zenith, so mystic and bright! 5 3 Rum' B. Hl2I!NLL'XD. The Qfall nf the Hines Coming are the days that make one young once more. Coming is the trip to the pine-clad hill and shore. Coming are the nights on the river and the bay, We hear the pine woods softly calling, Come and play. C11 07115- XYe're going, we're going, To a camp that s far away. XX e hear the pine woods softly calling, Come and play. lYhy do we walk like people in a dream? All because our thoughts are with the paddle and the stream: XYhy are we deaf to the voice that bids us stay? NYC hear the pine woods softly calling, Come and play. Clmrzzs- DAN Illcmiick. 7 ittle Martha f7iI'f1lISltll't'd from flu' Nm-'zi'cgiu11.j lt was early in the morning. lipon a hill sat little Martha, a girl of eight years, gazing toward the long row of snow-white birches, broken in the distance by a strip of pine trees. .Every once in a while, she would pull the checked handerchief from her ears and listen eagerly. My, but it seemed long before spring really could be felt in the air? it had been so warm in the mid-day sun that all the snow had disappeared on the sunny spots. Thus she had sat and waited for the last eight mornings for the coming of springtime. She had noticed yesterday how the brooks had swollen and were wildly running through the valleyg how the buds of the birches ex- panded and were ready to burst openg and today she had seen the light green Fifty-four already peeping out in the mild morning sun. Her heart beat rapidly. Now the ti1ne must soon be at hand! She turned her head toward the house with its glittering panes and seem- ingly peaceful look, but she could see nothing unusual except a large, lazy hound, stretching himself on the doormat in the noonday sun. Uh, if the cuckoo should come too late! Yes, it was the cuckoo that little Martha was so impatiently and anxiously awaiting. And she had her reasons. Down in the house, it was not as peaceful inside as outside: in the bedroom her mother lay hovering between life and death. About eight days before, she had contracted pneumonia in the sudden change of the weather, and the doctor had been there all the past night. Little Martha cried as though her heart would break when she heard the groanings of her mother, although she did not fully understand the seriousness of the situation until in the evening when her father softly entered the little cham- ber where she slept and told her that she must pray to God that they might be allowed to keep the mother. The prayer she offered was from the depths of her heart. XVhen she entered the room the next day, her mother had such a peculiar smile on her face, and was saying that she and the old bishop's wife were going down hill on a sled together. Martha could not understand this queer talk. At last the mother said that the old bishop was coming after them with a huge load of chocolate cakes. lt was as though a knife pierced through Martha at the sound of chocolate cakes. XVas she not guilty of eating that little cake in the cupboard? VVas her mother referring to that? She could not confess to mother, who now was so sick. XN'hat should she do? She could not cry, she only turned away and went out. She felt so lonesome, forsaken and helpless. A high, clear, flute-like note was heard from the granary roof. It was a robin, the Hrst sign of spring! The cuckoo! She had heard that whoever came under the tree where it sat and sang, would have his wish fulfilled, if it were wished with all sincerity. Oh, if the cuckoo would only come! She would willingly run to the ends of the world if she could only come under the tree where it stopped to rest. She had heard the doctor speak of something that he called the crisis, and for which he was waiting. Recalling, in her mind. the good fortune which might be obtained by being under the tree where a cuckoo sat singing, she had decided that that was perhaps the only means of saving mother. She sprang up breathlessly and pulled the handerchief aside from her ears to listen. The song of the well known cuckoo came at once, so clear and full of tone down the lane, far, far away. The blood rushed to her cheeks, and her heart beat rapidly. She started to run toward the place from which the tlute-like note had sounded. All at once she paused, held her breath and listened. Yes, she heard it yet. Now it seemed to Hy higher and higher. She hastened on, never stopping to look where she was going, but had only the one thought in her mind, to save her mother. Now she was quite near. There she saw it in a large birch. She leaped over to the tree. No, it flew to another. She followed. It moved again. At last it flew back to the large birch, and she could clearly see how it spread its tail like a fan every time it cuckooed. Now she was very near to it. Oh, if it would sit still Fifty-fire while she took those last few steps! She held her breath. Her temples beat. lf it only would perch there till she could reach the tree! The anxiety had been too great and with sobs she sank helplessly under the large birch. ik if 'DE It was as though a heavy burden was lifted from the doctor's mind, when he. at noontime, saw that the crisis was over. The patient was no longer deliri- ous. The first one she asked for, was little Martha. They hunted high and low, inside and out, but could find her nowhere. The least little hint of the fact that Martha was missing would cause great excitement to the sick mother, and the only way to prevent such a disaster was to Hnd Martha as soon as possible. An idea came to the doctor's mind. His hound! NVhere had the doctor seen Martha last? Upon a hill. Could he End any wrap that she had used? He found one, went up on the hill and whistled for the hound. The dog came jumping joy- fully and wagging his tail. He held the cloak out to the hound: he sniffed at it and then looked up at his master. Then he sniffed the ground where she had sat and again looked up at his master with watchful and questioning eyes. 'fAll right! said the doctor and he took a couple of steps. The hound un- derstood, scented the path and eagerly started off, waving his tail furiously with joy. The doctor rapidly followed. The path led away down the lane. 'I 'li' 'X' Fatigue and great anxiety had overcome little Martha and she had fallen asleep. She dreamed that she saw the old bishop coming toward her with an immense load of chocolate cakes, and in among them he had hidden a cuckoo. She could hear it very distinctly, but could not see it. Then all at once she felt something warm on her face. She awoke and opened her eyes. A large hound was licking her face, and from above came the loud, clear notes of the cuckoo. She remembered it all quickly and had just time to send up a wish that her mother might become well again when the hound turned and started to bark joyously, as he ran toward a person who was coming. lt was the doctor. He took her up in his arms. I come to greet you from your mother. She will soon be well again. Little Martha put both her arms around his neck and wept softly. ELLEN JOHNSON. The lginneer A little log cabin stood in the center of the clearing. All around was the tall timber. The ground was covered with fallen leaves, for it was autumng but the air, darkened with a thick and oppressive pall of smoke, was stiliing hot. Time after time a woman came to the door of the cabin and looked out anxiously. Finally she called to her children in a voice she strove hard to keep calm. A boy of about seven and a girl, perhaps two years younger, came to her. and she took them into the cabin. It was just the log-shack of the average homesteader, built of nnpeeled cedar logs. chinked with moss, with half windows on two sides. XYithin were a stove, a home-made table, and some blocks of wood for chairs. K lne end of the cabin was curtained off for a bed-room. The woman went outside again and looked around. The wind was rising, but the smoke seemed to be growing denser. XVhen she returned, the anxious look on her face had deepened, but she was trying very hard not to be frightened. Idiftflrsil' There seemed to be nothing to do but to wait, so she sat down and drew little lflsie into her lap, while Charlie stood beside her. You mustn't be surprised, if, when papa comes in, he says we must go to town tonight, she began. Oh, goodie, cried Elsie, whose recollections of town were a confused mix- ture of candy and indulgent relatives. llut Charlie said. 'iVYe'll have to walk. lt'll be pitch dark ,fore we get there. XYhy don't papa come home if we're going? Do you s'pose we can get there all right ? For he was old for his years, was Charlie, and he was growing afraid of the fire and of the darkness that came in the early afternoon. 4'Oh, yesg we'll get there all right, his mother answered. Maybe we won't have to go at all. But Charlie walked to the door and looked out. The smokes gettin' thicker, he said. 'fl wish papa'd comef' Half an hour later, Hal Mason came running into the clearing. His cloth- ing was scorched, his eye-brows, eyelashes, and hair singed. His wife met him at the door with a lock of mute inquiry on her face. He tried to speak. but could not. She handed him a cup of water. He drank it, and said: The smoke bothered me some. l haven't had water since morning, so l' was thirsty. llave you got everything ready to start F Yes Shall we go right away? NVe'd better. The children and l have eaten. You'd better sit down and eat something before we go. ,He sat down at the table, and as he ate he told her the story of the day. lVe've been fighting tire ever since l left here. Chopping, back-firing, digging trenches. Since noon, we've been losing. About an hour ago, the wind came up and the fire jumped all we'd burned over. XYe just got out in time. The others have gone after their folks. They have started by now. He gulped down a cup of coffee and stood up. 'tAll ready. XYhat's in my pack- sack? Some grub? All right. Help me on with itf' ln a few minutes the little company went out of the clearing and down the trail. And the smoke billowed thicker, and the evening sky was red with a light that did not come from the sunset. ll' E il' Nearly two days later, a haggard little group crept into the clearing where a prosperous town had stood. A man with an empty pack-sack on his back and a little girl in his arms, came first. The child was sleeping now, but on her face were the marks of tears. Following the man, hand in hand, were a woman and a little boy. All were staggering with exhaustion. and their clothing hung in blackened shreds. Pitying strangers met them and took them across the river, where the kindly towns-people cared for their needs as best they could. UVVC lived six miles south of town, Mason said. when he was asked for his story. The f1re'd been threatening there for a week or two. lt hadn't gone out, really, since july,-been burning in the ground ever since and spreading. Yes- terdayvor what day's today? Sunday? XVell, this was Friday,-we fought tire all day. Then the fire got away from us and we started for town. Wed only gone a little way down the trail when we saw the fire ahead of usg so we turned off into the bush and made for the river. A terrible gale was blowing by that time, and when we got there the tire was just behind us. XYC waded in as far as I-'i1'fy-serezz. we could and stood there. Then the animals commenced to come. A deer, all singed and smoking, jumped in just a few feet away. It stood there snorting and trembling, but it wasn't afraid of us. I reached out and touched it and it didn't even jump. A bear came, too, and some moose and many more. Some of them swam across, but the Hre jumped before long, so it was just as bad one side as the other. VVe splashed water over the children to keep them from burning. It was terrible! The fire was on all sides of us and right over us. XVe could hardly breathe. VVe tried putting our heads under water, and holding our breath, but we couldn't do that with the children, for fear they'd drown. All the time. burning bits of wood were falling and before long the trees began to crash down. It's strange we weren't killed. We came near being struck by a big poplar. If we'd been two feet either way- As it was it made it easier for us. XVe moved out farther into the stream where it wasn't so hot. and kept up by holding to the branches. The heat was terrible. I don't know how long we stayed there. After the tire had burned itself out, we came into town. I don't know how we got here. There aren't any trails. just a tangle of down timber everywhere. The ashes are still hot. VVhat do you intend to do? some one asked. NVhy, we'll go back, of course, the man answered, surprise in his voice. lt's our home. And the one who had put the question stood in silent admiration before the supreme courage of the pioneer,-the courage of a man who could for years en- dure all the hardships, privations, dangers, of a new country, and now when home was gone, when all must be done over, was willing to go back, unques- tioning, unflinching, to take up again, the long, stern struggle. Lcctmz Ilaowx. ,Sunset rm the Prairie It was the cntrancing time of sunset. when the day seems to be fairly burst- ing into bloom. The sky was a perfect. delicate blue, banked with white, Heecy clouds, on which the brilliant golden glow of the sun shone, giving some a faint tinge of fairy pink, some a brighter shade. still others had a range of lovely shades of orange. Straight across the sun lay long, narrow clouds, deep and brilliant red. But like a contradiction to this glory, far away were dull. heavy clouds, which by their contrast seemed to add to the unusual splendor of the sky. Clumps of great cottonwood trees were banked together on one side, with here and there a lone, gaunt lombardy, standing out against the sky, and stretching away on either side, the prairie. Cxrrlninxia I... ST1':yENs. GBM in 155112 O star of hope, be thou my guide, XYhen life is dark and drearg Lead thou me on: with me abide, Wihen I am Hlled with fear: When all is lost and deep despair Surrounds me like the night, Show me the way, that ever fair, XYill lead to endless light. ALICE BuRf:s'r,x11L12R. Fifty-eight irhnul 7 ife ZFnu1i5ly G3u.e5tinn5 The Iuclge, a junior. The Secretary, a Sophomore. The Senior. The Ifreshman. who has been brought lmy force to the -Iuclges spreacl. SCll1.0I'.' Oh, you Ifreslimanl 1I1't'.Y11llIlIll.' Ulm, you Senior! flltfgff Urtler! Urclerl Ilefore we begin this tempting repast spread lmefore us, I wish to put a numher of questions to our Honorable Senior and Mr. Ifreslnnan. Ile whose wits prove sharpest, shall partake eopiously ot our spreacl. Question one. XYho discovered America? .QCIIIUVI Nr, Roosevelt! I71'cs!z111t111: I objectg I tlicIn't know it hail been tliscoverecll You see. Iilll a Ifreshman- SL'l'l't'ftIl'-V lunotel 3 I'oint numlwer one for the Senior. fIlIj.Q'U.' XYIlk1tZll'6 Ilieroglyphics? SUIIIDOII' The I resInnan's hanclwriting. l'1'csl1111a11: Latin sentences tof! SC't'l'c'fUI'.Y lLl1OtCj : I'oint number two for the Senior. 11141-q't'.' Question three will count two points: XYhat woulcl he the most appro- priate quotation for this evenings contest? .S'v11ior.' I have neither wit, nor words, nor worthfl only speak right on. l:l't'A'!lllItllI.' Hive me Liberty or give me Death I SCL'l'1'ftII'.V lxnotep : Two points for the Ifresliman. flltlge: Punetuate this sentence: Ilefore the iirst periocl this morning in the hall I saw a pretty girl. Sl'1lI'0l'.' ,I'ut an exclamation point after the pretty girl, to signify an unusual event here! l'iI'L'Sllll1LIIl.' IRI put a colon after the pretty girl. fItll'AQ't'.' Anal why not a periocl, Frcshie? I-'iflyfnine 1:l'CS1IllIfIl1.' Please, your honor. a colon siffnifies somethinff followinff and I'd be . D N 6 following' before any period! St'C1't'2'tI7'j' tnotej : Point three for the lfreshman. f1zdgv.' tharacterize the weather. ,S'c111'm'.' 1 g'aspj--- f:l'USfIl1IU1I.' A Richard the Ifirst evening. fudge: Ilow so? f'll'CSf1lIlCI7l,' ,X Black Uljiiiglitl SClIl.0l'.' Stung! .S'c'c1'c'fa1'y fnotej : l'oint four for the lfreslnnan! Judge: XYhy did the Senior lose? .S'r111'm'.' Nay, I ha' done. you'll get no more o' 1ne l 1:l'f'.S'fl1lltl1l 2 Why, he said he had neither wit nor words nor worth. XVhat is it you look for when meeting' a friend? XYhat is it that brightens your eye? XYhat is it that chases the tears out of sight? That rivals the sun in the sky? XVhat is it that strengthens the hand of a friend? XVhat lightens each trouble and trial? XYhat is it that opens the way to each heart? ,-X simple thing-only a smile. Lovisii lf. McMif1.I,12N. Glumplaint in tip: Qmnvx Stairs tXYith apologies to Cl'lZl11CCl',l To you. O stairs. O annex stairs so steep, Complain I, and I bow my head and weep. l am sorry, now, for those who will In years to come, toil up that stairway, still. So, to your mercy, now, I do appeal,- Don't skin their shins, if for their pain you I should as soon be laid upon my hier have to climb those steps another year. At. gfiulutly Some East High men went to Duluth, They went for to see a foot-ball game. Now shall I tell the sad, sad truth Of how they went and how they came? Perhaps 'twere wise to let it restg To censors stern it might unfold, ,X tale of doings that were best The half of which were never told. feel Simfy NE -K 5 X1 he Sfhnnl eniem The time has eonie. tl1e 1x'al1'11s siml, To talk of inzmy things, Qt marks aml periocls ami tests, .Xml how tl1e glee club sings, 1Xml M11 l,'emlleton's 1'e4l vest. 1Xml ,-Xekersoifs golrl 1'i11Q's. 1Xml of the luneh 1'oon1's e1'ezl111e1l toast Uf liarfl consistency, .Xml also of the sail, sacl eml Of 21 school frateriiity. Ami of the Senior class play XX'hieh isn't going to be. .Xml ofthe dozen roses red Miss Dana sent to show ller syiiipzitln' aml friemlsliip for ,X 1111111 she c'limh1't know. 1Xml also of tl1e Junior clzinee .Xml those who r'lir'ln't go. The election of our eclitors, Their literary style lleserve to be cliseussed hy ns XX'hile we suppress El smile, 1Xlso the Nourishing' Xi Dells .Xml their ffift ot ffilclecl ffuile 6 5 b ' Xml liraulein Shilloek's qlorioiis han' Of Titian tinted sheen. Likewise Miss BlO1'tC1'l5U1l-S plush hat Of vivid ggrass-like green, The like of whieh hefore or sinee Has never vel been seen. Sl1F,U'1ll'lI And of our elizuupicm font-lpall team, XYhieh wtm Such great renown. :Xml eapturecl tight the lmohy prize lvucler the valiant llrowu, lYh0se foucluess for the minus sign ls efnniuou talk in tuwll. This tale, like those of fauei pups, Must he ztlmbreviaterl, ,Xlthougli much more eoulcl well he tolml Than herein is relzttecl. llut our most telling hits we fear XYoultl all he expttrgatefl. Hur fztlteriug muse must eheelc her Higlit, XYhile these pour lines are Sezmuecl Ili' leztruetl erities grave and wise, The pencil blue in hztucl. Hut :ts the hola-tailerl pup woulil say. .X slmrt tail ezuft he ezxuuerl. HLTIKDS . lllltllltftl llufztzfffsofz llJZ11'211Jll1'2l5lllQ' Popes lismy ou Maul : Then Pope move-S that maui iSu't a ily because he hztsu't an eye like a ily. lffrst Cf1'rI: llztsn't lithel Ruuclquist 21 small waist? .S't't'u11tl Girl: Yespl .ll1'. , lt'kf1'.W7ll.' Hllyrle Coelqhtiru. cleeliue 'tali' l'l'ollyl. ,llyrie C.: l ezu1't. .ll'1'. . I.: Then give the CO1lStl'llCllOll.' ,lfyrie Cf.: lie is the 'clireet object' of my affections. -lliss .lf0l'ft'IlS0l1 foil hearing that l'. H. ll. had eoiue from ljlllilllllrl : lla! I thought he clirlift get his training' here. Simly-111 ree c' e , QQIIIEIDSQIIB un at gfiimfatnre Qllass Scene: Room l. Time: A certain Period. Dramatis Personae: Mr. Spohn and various Seniors. Mr. S.: I would like for you to take this assignment-halt! the note-book salute. Class Hutters note-books, three times to the left and once to the right. Alf. S. Cmollifiedl: Now I'd like to improve the looks of the class. CRe- seats Helen llroderick and Paul jones, who part with sighs.j For tomorrow I would like for you to acquire a style like Addisonls. Yes, that will be all. You will utilize it in your compositions for the next day. Dan Helmick, recite on the Dunciad. D. H. Qrises, hand on hip, balances on one toe, clutches Robert Hackings ear to steady himself, and scowlsj : It seems to me that the poet must have been -hick-when he wrote that poem. Cf course I may be wrong, but that's the way it seems to meg that's the attitude I took toward it. Mr. S.: Lucile Brown! what do you think of Pilgrims Progress? Lucile Qafter casting a reproachful look at Mr. Spohn, addresses her gaze heavenwardj : It is very soulful. The struggles of Christian are depicted in an appealing manner. It touches and uplifts one. It helped me. I would recom- mend it to this class. QGives the class a telling look.j Mr. S.: Amanda Donaldson! XVhat is the nature of Milton's prose and Bunyanls poetry? fillllllldtll Milton's cloudy, llunyan's crude. Mr. S. .' Juliet VVebsterl Contrast Milton and Bunyan. A gentle, inaudible murmur proceeds from behind the enormous hair-ribbon which obscures 'Iuliet's face. Evidently she is reciting. Mr. S.: XYell, .Tune Howard, what's agitating you? Juni' Cwildlyj: Some said Milton was crude. Now I don't think so. There's Paradise Lost, that isn't crude. fSits in triumphj .lf1'. S.: lYhat is the greatest value of literature, Ruby? Ruby Hc'1'1zI1u1d: lsn't it that it teaches one to love? CClass giggles appreci- ativelyj You needn't laugh, love is one of the grandest things in life. Nr. S.: NYhy is the Essay on Han more popular than the Essay on Criticism, Estella? Estvlla Blair: XYell, I suppose it's because people are more interested in man than criticism. At least, I know I am. CGeneral titter.j Mr. S. fhaughtilyj: Quite right, Estella, quite right. fliell rings. He starts.j I am accustomed to longer periods. Sighsj The style of Addison is excellent, 4Recovering his usual jaunty manneizj In giving you a day to ac- quire one like it I am conferring a great favor on you. Remember this in your preparation. Excused. QHe bows.j Exeunt. Sixty-four 1 E 1 ' CIE-rilliani Cllazfs Time: Sth Period. Place: Room 34. Recess has ended. A scurrying is heard in the annex. About eight promising pupils rush madly up the stairs, some endeavoring to choke down a bun. others wildly scanning their chemistry lesson. At the top they encounter the wrathful eyes of Mr. Cook. who threatens shipping them all back. till someone, wise to the game, offers him some salted peanuts and the delinquent ones file in, in peace. A te1'rible silence reigns throughout the room. XYho will be the first victim? Ah! some one titters, and Nr. Cook seizes his opportunity. He pounces upon Arthur Strong, his pride and joy. Tell us, son, how to make water gas F Arthur hastily rises. t'XVhy, we-one, to make water gas, you burn,-burn,- burn- f'Burn what ? shouts the teacher. Someone near Arthur faintly suggests onions. XYhy, onions, of course, replies the bright boy, very proud of himself, when the door is thrown open and the tall form of Vtiendell Barnard is admitted, cheeks Hushed and eyes shining' brightly. After looking through five books, he hands Mr. Cook an admit with a grand air. This is dated last year, llarnardg produce another, interposes Mr. Cook. Aye, aye, sirf' Hey, llarnard, this isn't a ship. XYhere were you at recess ? lYendell retires in confusion and doesn't show up for a month. Well, continues the irate teacher addressing his b1'illiant class. Wie have now arrived, or let us imagine we have, at carbon dioxide and carbolic acid. XVho knows the difference? Etta, tell us. lftta jumps up, L'XVell. they're spelt differently. l think, and,-, leaning over toward Estella, they smell differently. You ought to get a medal, Etta. from Mr. Cook. Discuss the subject at greater length, Alberta Goodrich. XYhy, carbolic acid is longer, continues Alberta. By weight or volume ? queries Nr. Cook, relieved. XVhy, by volubilityf' vouchsafes Alberta. Sit down, roars the exasperated instructor. Rutherford llurr, solve the riddlef' Rutherford, glued to his seat: Carbolic acid is used for dyeing purposes. Which kind? gasps Mr. Cook. Rutherford looks dazed. Didn't know there was more than one kind. f'Somebody hold Burr, Mr. Cook suggests: no telling what he'll strike nextf, June Howards hand is seen wildly waving in the air. f'Please, sir, she meekly suggests, carbolic acid is used for making,-for making,-Oh! what was l going to say?-oh yes, for making ice cream sundaesf' 'tFoiled, groans Mr. Cook, aloudg the next thing you'll be telling me is that carbolic acid is used as a restorative for the dying. Mr. Cook, completely overcome, staggers to the window, for airg listella Blair shrieks, the bell rings, a bench is shattered and three empty heads cracked in the ensuing struggle for liberty. Sixlrty-sewn Thu Uurirv nf Ihr gllulliilxrhn A crowd came to old East Highs halls: And wildly surged against the walls. lfaeh ealloyx youth when first he Came, Did much desire immortal tame. And each with t'other bravely vied, K Dh, I am IT I eaeh loudly cried. Thus spoke the fusser, grind, and bore, The beauty fair and many more. The Ifzzsscr: A fusser I. a man of money: I have a tongue as sweet as honey, I spend my wealth on costly flowers Xlliieh long adorn fair ladies' bowers. T110 Grilzd: Oh, I am a grind of the very worst kind, And all of my joys are joys of the mind: My hope, to expound in my voice so stentorian, The farewell address of the valedictorian. The Bore: I am most learned in ways of debate, ul llave seen all the plays. read all books that are ate. Tliougli stupid folk tell you that I am a bore- Now don't run away, I can tell you yet more. The Bcazzfy' I know I am pretty-in fact am a beauty- l7or all who have seen me have said, VVhat a Cutie! I have shiny gold hair and a lovely blue glance. Uh! deep are my dimples, and well can I dance! 'Hong' those who viewed this motley tribe, There was, of course, the Cardinal scribe, XYitl1 neither wit, nor brains, nor beauty, llvho merely saw and did his duty. 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The spectacle of the ehaperones eating inarslnnallows toasted on hatpins, the chaplain playing leapffrog with the elass president, and the valedie- torian playfully skipping ahout among an assortment of resounding granite-ware was enough to ensure enjoyment to everyone present. A homh was exploded when the president taxed eaeh hoy ten eents to pay for the marshmallows and iee eream. llowever, only two people were ohliged to walk home in eonsequenee. They lived at no great distanees: so waste no sympathy on them. save it for the memhers of the soeial committee who washed the dishes after the party went out. Our last Senior Dance was given hy Mr. and Mrs. XXI-hster. to the memhers of the graduating class, May 12, at ,lohnson's llall. lt was a mueh greater sueeess than the last junior Dance tthirteen eouplesj. XYe exceeded that high water mark hy as many as three eouples. 'Tis rumored that a junior youth, a perfect hird, eould not attend heeause he was unahle to deeide which of the four damsels, who asked him to take them, to go with. The girls did some of the asking at this party you know. Our female Daniel XYehster had a sad hlow that night. The 1011 elass sent its sympathies and regrets. lt seems that her eseort. too old for this crowd. died of old age hefore the fateful event eame off. Our piseatorial friend, enjoyed himself in a genuine fashion. Not only did he trip the light fan- tastie toe to the measured heat of the music. hut his jaws pounded out the tune with the Spearmint as well. Of all soeiety events. the greatest is yet to eome. The famous junior-Senior is in the near future. It certainly is great to look forward to getting something for nothing. Sercnty-one juninr Parties anim 4 autres Forwardness is characteristic of Juniors in East High-the Seniors them- selves admit itkand surely this class of 1912 is not an exception to the rule. VVe must concede, however, that our first party was a rather backward affair. The Martins generously opened their back door to us. The boys certainly lived up to what was expected of them: they did not rush forward on this occasion to ask the company of the girls. Burt Kirk was the only member of the class who had courage enough to call for one. Emboldened by Burt's example, Elton Moughton later agreed to escort all the girls who lived in Columbia 1-leightsg after they had been auctioned off and forced upon him. Happily for Elton, Ma- rion Sanders was among the fortunate ones. Everyone came to this party in re- versed clothes except Charles Davis who would take no chances with his tie. The end of the party was also appropriate: for the social committee was very back- ward about washing the dishes. The next social event of the season was a dance at Johnsons Hall on jan. 17. It was attended by a large delegation from the primary department of the school, a few Juniors conspicuously scattered about, and some sedate Seniors to aid the chaperones. Judging from the way the hall was decorated the class be- lieves that the guests who frequent the house are its chief ornament. In the course of the evening our esteemed class-mate, Hart Anderson, appeared in the character of my son john, one shoe off and one shoe on. Alas, the missing pump belonged to his cousin. CVYe don't mean Margaretj The Pidgeons opened their cote for the first affair of the second term. VVhen Miss Moorman was asked to chaperone, she said she would if she might have the best looking boy in the class as an escort. Susie Elwell unselfishly sur- rendered john Martin. Everyone was expected to represent some advertisement. Gyda Gutterson was elaborately costumed in discarded floor sacks, generously bedecked with green and yellow would-be wheat tassels. Oswin Reeves, class jester, proclaimed her the belle of the ball. We guess Mi: Spoon, the chaperone Cto quote Paul Raihlej, had a good time, but we aren't quite sure, for he was most solemn all evening. XVhile playing Poor Pussy, everyone satisfied his wild desire to rumple Mr. Spohn's beautiful shiny locks. The boys refused to follow the example of Mr. Spohn, who left at ten o'clockg so Louise VX'eesner was compelled to aid the departure of the fair damsels. As everyone was leaving the old and young Pidgeons began to roost on the top stairs. The second junior dance was given April 22. The hall was decorated in the class colors, purple and gold. This color scheme was beautifully carried out by Amy Rioux's long wished for violets with a dandelion thrust in the center. The Junior-Senior was the crowning event of the season. The hall was elaborately decoratedg and the two piece orchestra, hidden behind a screen of palms, added enchantment to the scene. The Seniors. at least, were there in full force. QCan anyone guess the reason why?Q Seventy-two UHGANIZATIUN5 L V W'x 'lYlullll3!?3'fWg ff' PM , :W 1 W, ilflf' 'gif Q12 V 34 -1 r if' VN if R? F M 1 1 xx ,-. Y- ...P 'A F. 1, ,Af q, -LQ JXYQ ,::'5 :Ti y Xf-if' K 5 2' V v MJ QT V' Xi ., 'H ,H --5, . a -3 7 ,,,. ,A 1A 5 .L ,,,, V 'fu .ffl f Yi' YLY ,fy , ff- if fl veg E745 ,JUI4q-- 5 E rd :J .n bl : :E 5 5 on E Pi v-1 A E la v ..- an bf lf: GJ E ,: U 'TJ R! U m 's z .-4 11 U GJ 0.1 B E .-4 H at 'E rlsml Ca Amie-ree Il I I '1 +-1 L-4 TJ 2 5 1 CII L .M O O x- 1.1 'E U SI cd E 3 .EZ ,-. :SI 31 L14 C: EE I 9 f .-4 :C v-1 v-4 C O .-4 U 3 L1 o .ti .3 IJ T. :4 A .-4 A az o .ae .2 E Z OJ 'H ... es: ES 'U U1 E fu J2 If E O .- C1 1 -I Ef cv A U C .1 It U .II G' 11 v-I S C io .L ,.. U IJ U ji ehate XYhile there is life theres hope. 'l'hat's just the way we should feel in regard to our debate team. lt is true, we have not done much this year, but, besides its being a season of depression and disappointment, there have been other reasons for our failure. On the first evening, a debate with South was scheduled, but our honorable opponents appeared on the field of war having pre- pared, through a misunderstancling on their part, the same side of the question as had our team. Hence, no debate. So, after the debate with Central, in which their team won, 3sO. it was decided to call off any further following of the city schedule and to devote all time and talent to inter-class debates, debates in the club itself, and in Mr. Spohn's class. Ethel Rundquist, Oliver lluswell, .-Xlbert hlaqua, and john Corcoran deserve credit for the work they have done. lt has been good, but next year it should be much better. Que to whom considerable appreciation is due, is Klr. Petter- son. Coming into the work late in the fall, and the students being entirely new to him and he to them, he did splendid work as a coach. ,Xnd the team is to be thanked for what they have done. The prospects for the season of 1911-12 are very auspicious ti. e., good or favorablej. Most of the above mentioned aspiring persons will return for their second or third year of debate and so should do well because of this extended experience. Then. too, all spring. Professor Spohn has been instructing a class very successfully in debate. This, undoubtedly, will do much toward the pro- duction of a wonderful team. .Xlso, the Alpha Omega Debating Society has been holding meetings regularly, at all of which a debate has been given. Some surprising talent has sprung up: and this, too, will go for the making of a team better than ever before. The society meetings have been regularly attended and those who have been there have always gone away in a happy mood, well satistied with the world in general, and incidentally knowing more about it. Some very interesting and amusing extemporaneous speeches have been delivered and enjoyed with great relish by those who have done the listening. At the swearing in of a new mem- ber, he must give such a speechg and this, being quite unexpected, is nearly al- ways a cause of great hilarity. Occasionally there have been mock trials and even readings from Shakespeare. Numerous interesting and funny incidents are continually occurring, all of which goes to make a very successful year so far as the society is concerned. Xkvith so much training and preparation in the class and society there will be an abundance of excellent material for a debate team next year. If we will have a winning team, we can. So. with work, we shall win out! llere's to the al- most inevitable, brilliant success of lEast's debate team in 1911-122 Scztcnty-Hue ' .J fa .H ,. : 'S U1 H r: 61 .H P 7 S1 O at A .1 .1 5-1 zu 'P ..- aa .... P41 SI O :zz .-4 G -E Q E ,-1 V a- Q' 5 'C 1, F- ,- .- O w E 9' 5 UD u L' 2 s.. 42' V rn GJ 'U x- ri ID 4.4 4-4 U ,D O D5 C U 'Z' x-1 d CQ S3 mi ,- Z L- O Z Robert Borst Irvin Boyum Dan Hehnick Mr. Towne Mr. Cook Lavine Edgar Hart Anderson Donald Mereen Everett Barton Rutherford ilas S eone Pierce L - Dobbs lr Loy 11 Castner Lea Leigh Lamoreaux Boylun 6 eorg G The 2.6151 Ztiiglt Tefljniral Smzietg The liast High Technical Society is an organization of students and teachers, who are actively interested in the development of science. The organization of this society took place upon lfriday, Oct. 21, 1910, The aim of the society is to bring together those who are interested in scientific subjects, so that each indi- vidual may receive the benefit of the combined knowledge of the other members. In this manner it is hoped to develop the plans upon which they are working. in a manner not attainable by the individual alone. The idea is a practical applica- tion of the old proverbial saying, Two heads are better than one. The results of the first announcement of the organization of the society were gratifying, but as the membership is limited, several names had to suffer being placed upon the waiting list. ,-X large number of the different branches of science are represented in the society, such as electricity, wireless telegraphy, high fre- quency currents, photography, micrography, and chemistry. The members are working to attain a knowledge of our great resources and how they may best use them. The ofiieers of the ltast lligh Technical Society are as follows: Lovmz D. Domus, President. Einxixium XILWIOLSHNV, Secretary and Treasurer. fast 3515111 Bugs' Llulr T,l'CSltlCllf'xtJRXl.XX limit. jonxsox. Yice President-Xian. Hiixlm. Secretary and Treasurerw-Rimnsm. Srowe. T.62tllCI'4KlR. XY. ti. C.XRTl,It'll. ,-X bunch of fine fellows: an incomparable leader: speeches by men such as judge john Day Smith, tiovernor Eberhart. and blames Hill: and an excellent supper-these are what you juniors and Seniors miss if you do not belong to the Boys tflub. Every Tuesday evening at 6:00 l'. M. it meets, together with a representative club from each of the other high schools of the city. Supper is served. a speech is delivered. and the clubs adjourn to their separate rooms to discuss live questions of the day. These would interest any boy, should he hear them. The boys who do belong to it enjoy themselves immensely and, in addi- tion, are deriving much good from it. At present, there is only a small group, but it is an enthusiastic one. It is hoped that the number may be doubled or trebled next year. lt does a great deal of good and, better yet, it is practical. One subject under serious consideration is the Honor System, which is, or should be. of vital importance to all. In the future. it is quite probable that the influence 'wt this or0 1niz'1tio-n will extend so as to work for the good of the whole school. t . gt e Srrenty-set:eu ra QU x-4 O 5 V r-4 'Sc ld r-I E' -'II Ct Q 4-4 5 ht 'U C-4 I ld ,- sq U v 5 aa .-. P, 3 Q V Morgan P: E li H I IL. H C L1 2 5 au .-1 2 E A V--1 ,- ,-. Q 'I x. U ,J W Q , If. C u ,f ..I Ill Q E r: v-. E PX cu p-4 --. A -U .- f-1 H 53 u CII : r: 5 Lv V1 m 2 11 Q at Ll FJ L1 U 3' 5 o .. m .- 2 52 5 vt P-a E Cl' .- x.. Z E :J f... .- 'z Z Q7 E C ... JJ Z A lJ UA L- D L 4A Mk M 4' W I I I M ,Q 2,ppf'f1f,f ' 0lM4llM ' V ,, ,G 7,1-'il -l 4:51- N , Xiu :fi- L 5 5.1: ,. 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XXYIiU5'1'IiR l'1l.1'Sf l'z'0I1A11s XY1 NFRICIJ SANDS Scvmza' IUCTHIIS Cvllo ROIHIQRT SARIJIZSON Buss CIQDRIC CAIJY Flu tus IIHJDEN XYAY IFVCIZCII Hl7I'Il STICPIIICN PUILXNY Train 110110 LLOYD C. ,XNIPICRSHY Piano IEVELYN GRARER ,XURURE CARON l,IiTliR BIASICA AYAIARA PIVGILXRT V. FRED MEA' HRS IQLNIIZR AXNDIZRSON RAYMOND LA FRANCE CLAUIPIE ZICMLIN Sucmzzi f1!lII'I'llCf HENRY CHASE DuL'c':r.As .XNIIIZRSON Sfflllld C'01'11ft IQKY ILXRNICS Buss Drzmz LE LX N11 RIORCLXX 05i1f15' C5122 Qlluh First Tailors XVENDELI. BARN.-XRD XVARNER HAGRERG ARTHUR ARENDS HARRY XVEISMAN Sccozzd Tcnors XVILLIABI SMITH i Zgugs' 6122 611111 STEPHEN' PODANY XYYMAN COLE HJXROLD .ARMSTRONG HYXIQOLID STINCHFIELD First Basses CLIFFORD BOHMBACII ,ARTHUR STRONG ,ALBI-IRT IAQUA 1iOR.XCE CHERRY Second Bassvs illER'l'OX NYBliRG ROYAL XYRIGIIT CECIL COSMAN ll,-XYMOXIJ PIENDERSON Dirfctor MR. D. H. Ho1.11RoOR Accollzpafzzkt LELAND BlORG-AN Vtfhatever tl1e Glee Club has lacked before was made up for this year. If it l1ad not been for their talent, perseverance and patriotic willingness, the '10y2 class would probably still be in debt. For the boys got together, and, with Mr. HOlbroOk's kind assistance, planned and carried out an entertainment unequalled in all the history Of Minneapolis High Schools. lt was a great success, Hnancially and otherwise. All the musical organizations could do much better if they were encouraged and not ridiculed! First S0f7l'dlllJS l':STllliR ClJtll'l-IRRIRXN L1L1.1E COOPIZRMAN MAE lDON.XLDSON CECIL FURMAN ROSE HAAs HATT1E llL'NTER CLARA lfossifxi lfR11-311A Koss 3l.XRTH.X KR1sRO llJEl,YN NELSON liL1zA12ET11 S111-:LLEY l7RANCEs STORCH 6 HCRT R C111-3 VV lil L' 1 1 T 151111111 XYENNIERIEURX First .-llfos llAT'1'1E llR1'cE Kl.XRl0N liiL'SSliY AL1cE CALR1N RUTH CALKIN FRANCES D11111 CLARA l'l1l.L ldl2XRlli'l'T.X K 1' RT ll GRACE LOYIE EDNA AlEl.CIIl'15llJlCl'II GI..XDX'S RACE illllllil. TVRNQUIST JANETTE XYALKER Second 50151117105 CBITXL 'HATES ELICAXUR HEDlIEl2i2 RUTH IXZELLEY EsTHER LIENNKJN H.XZEl. BIARGADANT Dfwrfof' lik. XY. H. AR1-:RsON .'lL'c'0llIf tIIIlSf IEYIQLYN CiR.XBER l.l,'Cll,lZ XOIILIZ .1XL11'E NORDEEN I-1LL1AN RINGER ,XL1v1-: S.Xl.1SI!IfRY Al,XRY XVASKIEY ,XXXA XY111'1'E l2A1A1A XVRIGIIT Sccozzd .-llfos LORNA liRIGllT LEAII CAsTNER CAROL EATON FLORENCE FRIBERG lisT11ER H1'sToN HELEN LAW MA1'nE l,.X1NTliR C.XTllERlNl2 ROL1.1Ns AlYR'l'LE XYIIITECIIURCH ilRliNli XY111TNEY Eighty-two ATHLETIQ3 1 P-1 C1 ,- S Ji GJ 11 v-4 ... Z H-4 ,-4 'If x- 7 GS S2 l.. m ... .52 E I U: af bl K4 :J 1, 7: E5 U if S .1 12 CJ .-. A S A ,- H P 1 -V- ,- L' r-1 2 '.: Q 6 C2 'T L4 11 .4 T mu U x. O P .1 H 3 E 1. 34 5 rs X I 1- ,--1 ,- .- 3 f-x C .A 'L ff '21 In 3 ,-. P-4 P1 x- ,... .4 S H- :- In aa -. 11 'U G U ilfred XV yall XV fn If .1 n A 2 f:: ,-. ,.. u , ,, Q E -1 H 7 nnthall Although East was defeated in most of the games this year, the season was far from disappointing to the supporters of the Cardinal and Wliite. Handi- capped by a very inadequate practice field and by three different changes in coaches, the team worked hard and faithfully, putting up a splendid fight in the face of heavy odds. The first game was with Central. Although the score was 11 to 0, in favor of Central, East came back so hard in the second half, that it was anybody's game until the final whistle. Rees distinguished himself at quarter, handling his punts like a veteran. East was defeated by West in the next game, 18 to 0. The game, however, was later forfeited to East on account of the ineligibility of some of the YVest players. The next game was at Duluth with Duluth Central. The Cardinal gladiators won 3 to O in the fastest, cleverest exhibition of new football East had shown thus far. Simms, at fullback, was the star of the contest, making the only score by a drop kick from the 20-yard line. Witli four of the regular men out of the game, East entered the North game with a determination to hold them to as low a score as possible and they suc- ceeded remarkably. This team, playing a large number of substitutes, held the strong Blue and WVhite team, 15 to O. Though East was outweighed and out- played, she was not out-fought, for they contested against sure defeat and fought gamely to the end. Too much credit cannot be given the new men who fought hard and fiercely for the honor of the Cardinal and VVhite. East lost to South in the next game, 22 to O. The game was featured by loose handling of the ball, ragged passing and listless tackling on the part of both teams. The East team played many new and inexperienced men, and only the sterling work of Captain Donald Brown and Reed saved the team from even more humiliating defeat. In the last game of the season, East won a clean cut victory from St. Paul Central, 13 to 10. Captain Brown dropped a pretty kick squarely between the goal posts for the deciding three points. This was Brown's last game and he performed in splendid style. Reed, as usual, was all over the field. The contest was a hard fought, well-won victory and a fitting climax to a season which had begun so inauspiciously. It is a team which does not win every time, that puts the true value on school loyalty. It is easy to support a championship team, but it takes real solid school spirit and not the imitation article, to boost for a team that is in hard luck. But if you get out and cheer for your team, the probabilities are, you'll be cheering for a winning one before the end. Eighty-five 1' Randall Cowling David Giltinan Norman Johnson A. L. Johnson Edwin Dillnian Jolm Martin Mr. McClintic, Coach Ed. Rees Elsworth Bush 'Wrath Track is hecoming a more prominent interscholastic sport every year at lfast. l-ast season liast carried off more honors in track than any other Minneapolis High School. ln the interscholastic meet at Faribault, lfast and Klenominee. after a hard struggle tied for second place with seventeen points each, The feature of the meet was the new record in the high jumpg Cowling of lfast topping the bar at 5 feet Syl inches. ln the 120 hurdles, Dillman took third place and a second in the low hurdles. liast's relay team took second in that event, running Shattuck a pretty race for the initial position. ln the L'niversitv meet, liast again easily defeated all the other Minneapolis schools, but captured only fourth place. Cowling again smashed the high jump record, establishing the new height of 5 feet 6 inches, a record that is expected to stand for some time. Dillman drew seconds in the high and low hurdles. llush was third in the broad jump. ln the relay race, East took third honors, crossing the line a scant six inches behind the runner of Saint llaul Central. ln the Northwestern meet. liast entered a strong favorite for tirst place, hut owing to the ill condition of Captain Dillman. lfast had to be content with second honors. Cowling carried off first honors in the high jump. second in the pole vault, and third in the hammer throw. making the highest individual score. Captain Uillman took First in the low. second in the high hur- dles. as well as running last man on the relay team. Xorman johnson took fourth in the broad jump. fliltinan was fourth in the hammer event. The East relay team, Arthur johnson, Martin. Bush. and Hillman, captured second place. The totals gave Mechanic .Xrts tirst with 35 points and liast second with 27. The season was the most successful East has experienced for several years and with the growing interest on the part of the student body, East should make a strong hid for the cham- pionship in the coming season. Eighfyssirr V L w Y 1 Henry Jordan Randall Cowling, Capt. Oswin Reeves, Coach Herbert Bertsch Grant Gray Dan Helmick Charles Pidgeon Walter Jnrgensen Arthur Boyce Due to the accession of two new rinks inthe city, at Central High and North Commons, hockey rose to a place as an inter-high school sport that it had never held before. As the mat- ter of rinks stood, East was the only high school not having one to practice on, which accounted without a doubt for the Cardinal only obtaining third place. lt was the same trouble as usual, plenty of good men to play but no place for them to get together and practice. For the inter- csts of hockey every student in East High should pull to get a rink on the East Side next yearg then watch East pocket the high school championship in hockey. Although East was only third, the Cardinal had the satisfaction of holding the champions to three to two and four to three scores, the last game requiring three extra lilvcs to play off the tie. Vyith a rink to practice teani work and shooting, East certainly would have been hockey champions: but the rink was lacking, and the championship escaped us. Every nian on the teain played a good strong, steady game throughout the season. The following are the inen and their respective positions: Charles Pidgeon, goalg Randall Cowling, point: Herbert Bertsch, cover point: Grant Gray, rover: Henry Jordan, centerg XYalter Jurgenscn, left wing and Dan Helinick, right wing. Eighty-eight qu' V 445if:'!7 ll 151 nf C+ ,lien Football LLOYD AIILSTROH DONALD BROWN QCJ XVILFRED CODE LESTER HENDRX' JOHN HILLS GAYLORD :HUNT JOIIN BIARTIN JAMES REED EDWIN REBS LEE SIAIS HTNRRX' VVEISMAN RUSSELL XVILLIAAIS XVILLIAM XVORCESTER QSWALD XYVATT Baseball DONALD BROXVN DAVID XJAN DIEIQEN GEORGE Hl'LT GAYLORD iiL'NT IIUGO HUNTER :XRTHUR PIDGEUN JAMES REED PIIILII' BLANK LOREN SOLON LC.J ALLAN JOHNSON The CZ-Uh President Yiee-President Secretary - - Treasurer - - Senior Representatives Junior Representatives Eighty nine Track ELSWORTII BUSH RANDALL COVVLING EDWIN DILLBIIAN QCD DAVID GILTINAN DENNIS HOGAN JOHN MARTIN ARTHUR JOHNSON NORMAN JOHNSON EDWIN REES Tcmzis DAVID CIIATEIELD CCJ HOWARD PATTERSON HENRY JORDAN Hockey iIliRl3ERT BERTSCH IDAVJD CIIATFIELD RANDALL COWLING GRANT GRAY DAN HELMICK XY,-ALTER JURGENSEN CHARLES PIDGEON latin Zgnlanfh nf Qlnntrnl - DONALD BROWN BIORRIS IQANTAR - PAUL RAIHLE MR. E. D. PENNELL - JAMES LOVEJOY ELSWORTH BLSII PAUL RAIHLE CHARLES PIDGFON David Chattield Howard Patterson Henry Jordan Tennis is rapidly assuming a very prominent place in athletics at lfast High. In the spring tournament of last year, more students took part than ever before and more candidates competed for places on the team than in any other sport. ,ln the school tournament David Chatfield successfully defended his title against Henry .lor- dan, the runner up. Chattield and llaynes won the doubles championship from Jordan and I 'atterson. liast was represented at Ueephayen hy three men, Chatfield. Jordan, and l'atterson. The Cardinal team, however. was put out in the earlier rounds of the contest. Chattield losing to Xleflee of Saint Paul Central, the champion and winner of the tournament, and jordan lost to the runner-up. .Xnother tournament and dual match was arranged in the fall with the Minneapolis Central lligh, resulting in a decided victory for East in hoth singles and douhles. ln the last school tourney, Chattield again defended his title against Hiram Cowling, runner- up. successfullyg but with liaynes lost the championship in doubles to Hiram Cowling and Ken- neth Cahill. -lordan was elected captain and manager for the coming year in tennis. Although the team will surfer from the loss of Chatfield, the growing interest in the sport thus tar shown bids fair to make the season remarkably successful. Nmm, i 5' .N Y .M . , H fs Anka. x 2 Walter Jurgensen Philip Blank Hugo Hunter Arthur Pidgeon Donald Brown Allan Johnson George Hult David Van Deren James Reed Loren Solon Gaylord Hunt igasehetll Baseball as an interscholastic sport was more successful at East in 1910 than for sev- eral years. Although the Cardinal and lYhite did not win the championship, they finished with an average of over five hundred, giving the winners a close race. Two games were played with each local high school and one game was scheduled with Shattuck at Faribault. The season opened the 15th of April and closed ,Tune 3rd, Early in the season a Tag Day' was decided upon for the benefit of the baseball teani. The affair was very successful, a considerable amount of money being raised and a great deal of Cll- thusiasm aroused. Captain Solon, behind the bat and Don Brown in the box made a battery that was not surpassed by any high school team in the state. Manager Gaylord Hunt played a good, con- sistent ganie and was elected captain for the ensuing year. lYith several experienced baseball men back in school. the prospects for a winning team next year are exceedingly bright if each student does his best to encourage and support the good clean game. baseball. Ninety-one , - H 7 JU NE'Cl-HS5'l5Il 'LQX Xb P Cl11111m'11vU111u11f Cozfzzzzfifru ,lxxrlis Rlilila, fhZliI'lH2l11 lIAx1c1u' I'om. Khin' ILI.xx'm.L jwux l1RIi'l'IlXl'I'R Rrlzx' lil-:1:N1,1'x1n -FE D fd' HE Cardinal Board wishes to thank Mr. YVebster, Miss Jeter, Miss Mcllill and Mr. Spohn for assisting them in numerous ways, Miss XVhittcn for supcrvising the art work, Mr. Eddy, to whom they owe the dedication, and thc various students who contributed artistic and literary efforts XS , 71 Y ,' ' Eg, up-Q qi-hynx ., , t if' e X Q7 EXX xx' ti :si Q, X L Q. E929 Q S U 1 N33 4' x A I , , ' 5 N iff: 5 . 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