East Grand Rapids High School - Interlochen Yearbook (East Grand Rapids, MI)

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GESS to future commrttee women such as Peg Loeks and Barbara Gauthrer Bob Wagner and Tom Nrnd busy brg shots of the senror class have left a plan Nhereby tne next senror class can have en thousand dollars rn the treasury Guy Lombardos orchestra for the lunror Senror Beceptron and a frve hundred page year book Mary Lou Klesner leaves her Mrs Pat terson arr of GROWING PAINS to Mary Anderson Eleanor Mrller leaves to her younger srste Helen the M1ller reputatron for co operatron Clrrford Hallgren our operator of the rnflated baby prano leaves hrs knowl edge of physrcs to Bruce Marr Iune Ienney parts wrth her skrll rn We rust found out that she has been drawrng Old Gold ads under the al1as of Petty Kay Kroone passes on her abrlrty to charrn the suckers rn GROWING PAINS to Laura Nrnd Ed Wepman leaves hrs accuracy rn shootrng baskets from the mrddle of the floor to Arle Schnerder Iack Loeks wrshes upon Pancho Ellrs hrs abrlrty to understand faculty gues trons the frrst trme they are frred Murrel McCloud should leave her cookrng recrpes to all the Junror grrls but she would rather save them for future rrusbands Barbara Longfreld the vest pocket Venus leaves her attractrveness to Betty O Brren Bob Kelly and Bob Macfarlane gladly .vrll therr knowledge about horses cows etc to Mr Krul for use rn hrs future farm rng ventures Margaret O Brren turns over to Eleanor Zrmmer her good sportsmanshrp lean Lrnsey leaves her thorough prepa atrons of all assrgnments to Bob Haan Brll I-lrll wrrh a song rn hrs heart leaves lack l-less leaves hrs Ba Ra Iaprnga anyone who can make up a sequel abou Hay Hay Scharmack Betty Perkrns generously offers her I Q to some less fortunate rurrror Elward Campau lrke hrs brothers leaves nothrng but a long lrst of A s ana the unhappy thought that hes the las of the Campaus Bob Preston grves thrs aavrce to Bruce Murr Never get mrxed up wrth an frrends lrke Grngrrch and Degenaar your father wants to know where the profrts are gorng lean McMullen leaves her baby tal-r to Ianet Ford We hope Ianet doesnt use rt Nancy Mulnrx parts wrth her abrlrty to herd and keep a flock of boys about he Crarg7 Karl Markendorf nomrnates lack Kelsey to frll hrs posrtron of chref doughnut lrfter Iosephrne Iones parts wrth her wa storres to Mr Ellett Barbara Dunham leaves her charmrng lrkable personalrty and abrlrty to get along wrth everyone to Mary Iane Eaton Douglas Ruoff leaves hrs grggles to Bd Wolf CSorry Mr Ellettl We do hereby and forthwrth appornt the manual trarnrng teacher Mr Walter I Scharmack to be the executor of thrs our Last Wrll and Testament In wrtness whereof I hereunto have caused the seal of my hearty offrce to be placed Srgned WILLIAM DUBWOOD GINGBICH Wrtnesses Mart Gelock Ieanne MacNaughton rs wanderlust to Ray DeYoung Stanton E Ellett ' ' ' - . ' +A V .c . vt 1 , . . ' -. . 1 . . ' ., I , 5 'lf , Y . - - ' - .ll - . . . T drawing fashion plates to Ike Gingrich. to ICIDGI PCIYICGF. UUCZIGTSYGHCZI, BSD Gnd . A , - A . . . . - W . J . . .A . . V

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Last W1ll and Testament ofthe Class of 1936 We the Sen1or Class of East Grand RQD1dS Htgh School belng of sound m1nd memory and understand1ng and phys1cal1y f1t do make publrsh and de Clare the followmg our Last W111 and Testament Genevleve B1gelow turns over her long lunch per1od not to a 1un1or not to a sophomore but behold to a sen1or none other than Robert Tardlness Schouten Roy Moore our b1g strong, s11ent foot ball guard has f1na1ly opened up and leaves th1s adv1ce to all gents Beware for all g1rls llke tongue t1ed lads Ellsabeth Bottle through many tears w1lls her maglc fmgers to the next orches tra accompanlst Tom Menees leaves th1s warn1ng to the oncommg sen1ors If you en1oy hav 1ng a few hours 1e1sure-avo1d tr1go nometry Lyman Tarzan Shtelds appo1nts B111 Welch to carry on the Shleldss duty of tutorlng everyone 1n everythlng Frances Brackett parts w1th her del1ber ate knack of talkmg to Mr Kenneth Ol11s B111 M1DlCh reluctantly leaves h1s s11ent but worsh1pful adorat1on of the g1rls to Tom Ford CWe dont mean all the g1rls 1 Ted Burba QIVGS to the seventh grade g1rls all h1s love wh1ch he would 11ke them to share Allce B1erce parts w1th her lrbrary habtt g1v1ng 1t to Clalre Ph1111ps and Don W1lber May the happy couple go for the love of 11terature too Bob Chamberlaln sadly rel1nqu1shes h1s ab111ty to charm the dames to the one and only B111 Wolf Francts LOUISE Colllns and DOTIS Ierome Cook pass on thelr lnseparable lovable compan1onsh1p to the up and com1ng lane H1bbard and Tom Kelly Kathleen Page has matled her d1et pro gram to Mark Pleune Now the g1rls can have one more man about whom to gloat Onmal Chervenka donates her bull hddle to Art Markendorf and hopes he Wlll grow up to 1t Bertha Boschma w1lls her blonde curls to Bud Rose Bob Degenaar wants to pass on that truly consc1ent1ous sales manager m1nd of h1s to Ph1l DeYoung Harry Southwtck parts w1th h1s Scotch shorts of the sen1or play to Dlck B1gelow Bob Fmch passes on h1s reckless dr1v 1ng ep1sode to Bob Green We hope that 1t doesnt cost Bob Green twenty elght dollars Betty Iagne Ranktn bequeaths to Ben Dean her popularlty wlth both students and faculty That IS somethmg W1111am G1ngr1ch a member of the r1p em and tear em s1xth hour gym class QIVSS h1s Wheaues to George Brandt Ruth W1111ams sadly leaves B111 Kenyon to be consoled by her s1ster Betty Betty Clark w1lls her s a v o 1 r fa 1 r e flfrench to youl of GROWING PAINS to Judy Morr11l Robert Schouten has entrusted to MISS Waterman ten dollars wh1ch IS to be glven to the 1937 sen1or who beats Bob s record for tard1ness 1So tar just 92 t1mes th1s year J Ioan Frohne leaves her t1t1an ha1r and and Carl Iohnson respect1vely Phylhs Squ1res 1n a b1g hearted mo ment glves Maryan Munson her formula of how to sl1cker the teachers 1n gum chew1ng Iean Frltz sen1or treasurer lS w1ll1ng to leave her secret of collecttng dunes from the p e n u r 1 o u s poverty stncken sen1ors to the next class treasurer Robert Ienklns 1mparts h1s knowledge of how to make many frlends 1n one year to any sen1or who may enter East from foretgn shores next September Connne VanOosten leaves her asp1ra t1on to be a Latln teacher to Iohnny Schermerhorn Mary Ellen Martln leaves her w1ll1ng ness to obhge people to Gordon Moore Rose Samr1ck wlshes to donate to Bob Steffensen her prowess a t pl a y 1 n g hockey Wesley H111 d1sc1oses to Ernest Ellts h1s graduatton or tlunk theory B111 Wh1tt1er parts wlth h1s luck to re cerve good marks and to be l1ked by the fa1rer sex to Don W1lber That eff1c1ent c o m m 1 t t e e woman Beatr1ce Gauth1er leaves a wr1tten rec ord on CCMMITTEEING AND 1TS SUC I I I . . I . . 4 ' I I I - . - -. - -. I . . - . ll I V I . - ' - glorious complexion to lim Vandersluis I -

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Eventually For the third t1 e in five minutes I banged down the telephone receiver Ill learn why they dont connect me I roared as I slammed my door and bolted toward tne elevator Here again no one answered my ring so as a last resort I followed the ragged stair carpet down 1nto the lobby No one would ever think the Marken dorf IS a first rate hotel I gasped while racmg to beat a fellow guest to the wail mg list Trembling with rage I centered my gaze upon the telephone operator whose pretty black head was 1erk1ng squirrel like over her switchboard puzzle She left me quite unnoticed so interested was she in her conversation and whats more Clifford L I-Iallgren she cooed Ive won another big strawberry soda because you didnt call me up before noon again no honey I aint really angry but a girl doesnt like to be left flat this way Dont forget that I can find other SWGGIISS not quarrel Of course I love you best And now 1ust listen to this news Old Senator N1nd finally left us after all these years We know he wont come back because Mr Markendorf found him col lapsed at the bottom of that N1nd story drain pipe Karl was terribly mad and said a lot of things about people who dont pay their bills I-Ie told us that hotel managers werent created for the welfare of Congress Now what do you suppose he meant? Say an old frlend of ours dropped in yesterday You re m e m b e r Elisabeth Bottle Well ever since that trial shes been speaking on the Redpath Chataqua I didnt get a chance to talk to her but Phyllis Squires the hat check girl said L1zz1es subyect is REALITY IN TI'lE DRAMA B1ll M1n1ch the house detective saw her drive up and sa1d she was with Bob Kelly that big butter and egg man You know Minich 1sn t very busy I never knew what he did w1th his spare time until yesterday when he showed me a wire brush he had made from all the ha1rp1ns collected during his high school career It certainly was clever and I told him to show the thing to Mr Menees that new clerk I remember Tom s mother always brushed his ha1r till the poor Why Not? kid wished he hadn t any Boy thats one fella whos certainly realized his child hood ambltion Whats that? Well maybe it s because Im sorta chewing my fingernails Ill try to talk louder Yes Oh Id love to go We could eat at Cooks kitchen and end up at Boschmas Showhouse lean Mcltfullen IS playing with Bob Chamberlain 1n DARKNESS Oh you have? Well then we could go to the Em porlum and see Mary Klesner in LIBERTY EQUALITY AND FRATERNITY Is that okey doke7 Say I hear that we wont be dancing to Bob Schouten any more H certainly had a swell orchestra until they found a v1ctro1a 1n the bass drum I sup pose Nancy Mulnix will soon get a Job singing in some other club now Boy people are certainly coming from parts unknown lust to see this INTER NATIONAL CONVENTION OF MORTI CIANS I ll bet half of our old senior class will urn up before this thing IS over Bob Macfarlane IS here and admitted that saw him demonstrating his art work last night in a news reel It seems he s been creating co1ffeurs for some Parisian beauty parlor Bob Ienklns came here yesterday too looking for Lyman Shields I-Ie sa1d something about gett1ng even w1th a barber with palsy We talked a while and was he surprised to hear Betty Clark mlxes paints for that color blind artistl Oh say Bob Preston and Ed Wepman were around the other day They made an over n1ght m 1 l l 1 o n manufacturing toothp1cks from the salvaged ends of burned matches But Iack Loeks our mop and broom man says th a t B o b Finch deserves all the credit for the idea I guess he made them some kind of ma Chine that works like a pencil sharpener Anyway Bob still has to work with Corinne VanOosten in the Live and Dead Pet Shop By the way do you remember our old practical 1oker Bob Degenaar7 They tell me that hes lust been fired again this time for putting ha1r tonic in his com pany s shaving cream At this point there was a long interval in the conversation but the operator was too absorbed to notice my frantic ges tures for attention Then followed another tiring eplsode upon a grand scale I I l l - I I I I I I - I I I - ' ' ' - ' . e ' . . . Oh - I I I ' , L , who'll take me to church . . . Now let's he has finally chosen his occupation. I I - I - I ' ' I I - - I ' ' . Y I I -