East Detroit High School - East Detroiter Yearbook (Eastpointe, MI)

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Prophecy - Class of June, I948 THA READ. They serve frozen custard with a sliced pineapple on top with a cherry in the middle. November I6, I966 Dear Diary: The new City Airport is owned and operated by those three tycoonesses, SHIR- LEY MAYNARD, LOIS PENN and SHIRLEY PENN. TOM REYNOLDS, DICK BLACK, and HAROLD GRAHAM, pilots with windshield wiper goggles, will drive you anywhere. November I7, I966 Dear Diary: Took a train trip yesterday and porter ANN BOOKER told me I was sitting next to the real train owner, ANGELINE DI PRONIO. When I went into the last car I saw JOAN ANDRUS, MARGE COLTMAN, and DELORES FORBES playing left-handed poker with their left feet and left eyeballs glued to the floor. Got off the train and took in a movie. I noticed MARY CORRELL wearing a hat on which she had everything but the kitchen sink. I moved over and saw her partner, GINGER FLOCKMAN, wearing a hat on which she had the kitchen sink. November I 8, I 966 Dear Diary: The capable drivers, JAMES BACHMAN, STAN DUDA, and CARL FICHTNER, have started a taxi service in their hot-rod rocket cars. Went to the Library today - ANNE GUTENKUNST, famous bubble dancer, was reading a book on how to reduce. The librar- ian, ROSEMARY YOVANOVICH, the boogie glasses not fooling me, asked what I wanted. November I9, I966 Dear Diary: Went and got a haircut today from those fur masters, TOM LINENGER and DAVE HOGG IDebenl. I got a shoeshine from RON KREMKOW. While I was there I heard on the radio that amazing all girl orchestra headed by REVA MAE KLEINO on Sax, RITA MARIE GROSSO on Piano. The orchestra also includes BETTY JEAN JOHNSON who plays drum and the violin at the some time. JOAN HOGG plays trumpet with one lip tied behind her back. Also on the radio I heard those classy singers the Bleep Bloppers, ALICE ARBITTER, BETTY BARUTH, and SHIRLEY ZSCHERING. Dear Diary: Later I went to Montgomery Ward's base- ment. DOREEN WOODCOCK and SHIRLEY WINKLEMAN were blowing up footballs. JEAN WESTER was testing skiis on the stairs. MARGE TRUDELLE and RUTH WELLNITZ were going around on records. Upstairs ANN RICHARDS was selling sleeveless hats. November 20, I966 Dear Diary: Being Sunday I went to Eastwood Park. Barker for the freak show was deep voiced BETTY KLEIN. She talked about the Fat Lady MARILYN STRAUSS, Sword Swallower JAN- ICE RUE, Half Monkey I-3 ape I-3 man WAYNE ROCKE, and Snake Charmer PAT LANG who does it with her ears. Also in the show was FRANK DOBIAS, the muscle man of the park, IHazeI Park, that isl . Went home on the bus. Guess who was driving it, yes, CLARENCE BEARDSLEY, THOMAS MAR- TENS was taking the money for fares. I sat down next to BERNARD MICHAUD, who is now washing cars at Girard's. November Zi, I966 Dear Diary: Took a trip around the business section of East Detroit today. Kline's Funeral Home is fContinued on Page 27,1

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Prophecy - Class of June, l948 Flash! Flash! Flash! A startling diary of Joe Schmo has been found in a Coke bottle floating in the water off 'Point Cumana, Trinadad. It was found by a Calipso while searching for a new route to the Star Bar. It was about the graduating class of '48, Here are the unabridged details of this diary. November II, I966 Dear Diary: BEV. CAMPBELL has been elected first woman president of the United States. The new Vice President, BOB STOUT, has made it public today that the president's cabinet members are as follows: Sec. of State, VAN HUFFg Sec. of Agriculture, DALE CRlNERg Sec. of War, HAROLD JENSON, Sec. of ln- teriar, RICHARD BLACK, Postmaster Gen- eral, TOM BRAUN Ihe always did like to play postofficelj Sec. of Navy, MARV NEL- SON, and Sec. of Men's Relations, IRIS LEWIS. The current elected Mayor of East Detroit, DON BACHMAN, announced today that the new fire chief, PAUL CORRADO, likes to play with matches, and the Chief of Police, EARL MCCAULEY, is now hunting game in the wilds of Africa. lHe always did like to shoot the bulll . November IZ, I966 Dear Diary: Today I went to the wrestling matches at Chesterfield Hall, now under the co-owner- ship of B. BEYER, B. HUDSON, and B. Mc- LAIN. Killer MARV MILLER tossed the Masked Marvel out of the ring for a smash- ing victory. The Masked Marvel was WILLY GLAZER who is now known as the Walking Man . Every Saturday night a gaiety is fea- tured, showing and I do mean showing those five classy dishes, EVIE SWANSON, CAROLE CHICHl CANFIELD, CAROL JUJU JONES, and BEE BEE BABEE BROWN. November I3, I966 Dear Diary: I went to the June Class reunion of I948. MARIE MARASCO was there with her future husband, the President of Standard Oil. JANICE MUNZEL was noted entering say- ing, l'm a big girl, now. The great states- man MAURICE VAN DRUS, spoke on Get- ting the Marines Out of Nicaragua. DICK ST. AMAND, DON STEVENS, and LEE SCOTT, big wheels at Hudson Motor Co., were there. HARRY ALTER, now a great magician, put on his act. Everybody went home happy but GENE KORESKY had to be awakened at the table. He has to get up early to be at his job as a tutor in Grosse Pointe. November I4, I966 Dear Diary: Saw in the paper today that JEAN PAR- ROTT is now writing comics. LAVERN IRE- SON is present Sportswriter for the paper. I read in the Want Ads that LAVERN SMITH would like work taking care of children, girls over I7 preferred. MARY RASSETTE was ad- vertising her new red point that stays on and on and on. November I5, I966 Dear Diary: Continued my trip around East Detroit. Went to the dentist, WALLY WESTENBERG, his secretary, GRACE THORNTON, had a winning smile. Over at the theatre they're showing a new serial, McCLUSKEY Comes Back . But most exciting of all, that Academy Award winner, What Did Smink Think? , starring MARY ELLEN TEMPLETON and MAURICE FOURNIER with a wonderful sup- porting cast including MARIODESSA M'- FRANCISCO and MABLE GLANCY. A new business has just been opened up by MARY ANN SHADE, OLGA SEIFFERLEIN, and MAR- fContinued on Page 261

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Prophecy - Class of June, l948 Continued from Page 261 now directed by MIKE LEAN and ANTHONY LOVALVO who love their jobs. Went to Cen- tennial Bowling Alley. You'd never guess who was selling cigarettes? Yes, PATTY GARDI- NER. These four inherited Heimke's Creamery and are giving ice cream away, HARDY, HEI- MANN, HlLTON, and HOFFMAN. That's all for today. November 22, l966 Dear Diary: Went down to Kresge's where CAROLYN MEIER was selling holes in donuts. Right out- side CARMEN CARlGLlA'S and BETTY ARCHER'S business of selling novelties was going good. Coming back to East Detroit, l stopped in Kalthoff's and there was BETTY HORTON, now manager, telling assistant manager, JEAN KIRKPATRICK, to inform underpaid SHIRLEY CLEMENTE to oil the hinges on the doors. Replacing a broken win- dow was KENNETH MCFARLAND, the new janitor at Kalthoff's. Rudolph Smoehopper, Alias D.D.T. McDonald June Class Will and Testament Dearly beloved, we are gathered together on this page to bring to you the last will and testament of the June graduating class of Nineteen Hundred and Forty Eight. Bob Stout leaves his position as president to anyone who can please everyone. Evelyn Swanson and Carmen Cariglia will their long skirts to Nancy Petipren and Dolores Volz. Beverly Musgrave leaves her blush in Sociol- ogy to anyone who is interested. Betty Peti- pren leaves her Refresher Math book to Nancy Petipren. Frank Dobias receives Dale Criner's first-string football uniform and Don Mc- Donald's giggle. Danny Anderson receives Maurice Van Drus' good eyesight and two- cents from Harold Hardy. Beverly Brown leaves her jewelry box and Clarence Beardsley leaves his new car to Katie Andrews. Ann Booker leaves her ability to open her locker in the dark to Winifred Hamilton. Olga Seifferlein leaves her l2-A schedule to any ambitious Junior. Wayne Hoffman leaves all of his Economics' papers to Linda Cole. Rita Marie Grosso wills her make-up kit to Dolores Volz. Michael Mondak wills his muscles to John Ttlas Bruner. Mary Ellen Templeton wills her ability to keep a cool head in a basketball game to Russell Racicot. Shirley Clementi leaves her class ring to anyone who makes the long climb. Richard Black leaves his ability to look awake and still be asleep to anyone who stays up late on school nights. Mary Lee Correll leaves the cold auditorium for homeroom to the future Seniors. Bill Beyer leaves his straight nose to Guido Marasco. Richard St. Amand leaves his ability to sleep in class to Charles Pas- serelli. Marie Marasco wills her chair in Eco- nomics to her sister, Isabelle. Tom Martin leaves his left-over detention study halls to Dick Borowski. Deloris Forbes leaves her job of typing stencils to anyone who can take it. Jean Par- rott leaves her ability to make posters to any- one who can draw. Marilyn Strauss wills her ability to get along with the teachers, and Betty Klein wills SIOO to Bill Simms. Ronald Kremkow leaves his ability to skip without being caught to Ken Bell. Carol Heimann wills her Chemistry homework to any struggling student. Marilyn Raymond leaves her red hair to Frank Lerner. Ginger Flockman passes on to her sister, Vicki the good times she has had in school. Betty Baruth wills her ability to talk in Study Hall to Jackie Price. Bill Ponder and Ed Ballentine receive Dave Hogg's ability to fC'ontinued on Page 281