East Detroit High School - East Detroiter Yearbook (Eastpointe, MI)

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June Prophecy for a maid? Why don't you try Virginia Voss, Employment Bureau. Here's an interesting ad: '5Aecomplished accordionist to play at wedding receptions, call Eva Pfuhl, CHerry 8-0913. Crash! Bang! Nine broken dishes. Joan Gal- lagher washes dishes and Herb Wolfe is the dishwiper. They just donit keep their minds on their work. Our food arrives and it's delicious. They have a top-notch cook here, his name is Chuck Mack. There's J im McIntyre, the lion-tamer. He's dating the tight-rope walker, Ethel Memmer. Look there're those two lady wrestlers, Ann Wendt and Pat Nummer. That's Kensel Husk, their manager, with them. A Today I got an announcement of the open- ing of Joy Kaiser's Flower Shop. She's going to get her flowers from Schneider and Smith Greenhouses. I also got a big bill from Joan Nord's Dress Shoppe. It's worth it, thoughg she has originals from the best designers such as Chris Otto and Della Van House. Bob Stewart just came in. He's the author of the new Broadway hit, MMichigan , that's showing at Liebgard Zibellis theater, 4'The Ave- nuen. He's being backed by the financial tycoon, Tom Somerville. I hear l1e gave the contract for jewelry for the show, to Betty Brunke, the First Vice-President of Niesners. The girls with him are his stars: Ellen Benjaminson, .lean Heinrich and Carol Mcttinger. Head waiter, Richard Builta confides that it's Hazel Roush, the well-known Merry Widowii, at that table surrounded by men. Columnist Sylvia Read says thereire rumors Hazel pois- oned her husband. Thereis Carol Semrau. She's a French Coun- tess and look at those diamonds. Peggy Kanter and Margaret Gauss have opened a pretty good bakery. I got a letter yes- terday from Elaine Fuhrwerk. She's married and living in East Detroit. She and three other housewives, Betty Reimann, Barbara Sonnner- ville and Janet Anderson have formed a Bridge Club. Every Thursday afternoon they leave their children at Ethel Gertz's and Joyce Sut- ton's nursery and have a fine time. E1aine's been having trouble with her washing machine, but she had Nora Jean Nicholas fix it and now it works swell. She also has a new maid-Jan Lar- son. That's FBI man Leonard Bachman going into the back room. He was here once to inspect the roulette table and he found Vivian Yosin, Luella Cole, Florence Wilson, and Barbara Jean Lewis there. He,s been back every night since. Right now he's talking to housewives Mary Dunn, Viola Gadze, and Marjorie Correll. They're here celebrating the end of the first year of their new soap success. The waiter's serving Evelyn Mitchell tea and toast. She's on a diet advised by her physi- cian, Dave Larson. IVhat's that commotion over there. Bar- tender Marvin Gentz looks angry. Bouncers Bob Kaiser and Tony Paleno are escorting Dee Campbell to the door. Must have been some- thing she ate? Bill Tite and Irene Webb are too engrossed in eating to notice the great Shakesperian actor, Ray Rawling, at the next table. I saw Alberta La Rosa the other day buying something at Bob Sheldon's Tot Shoppe . Just one reserved table empty. Here comes Dorothy Kochaniee--late again because of car trouble. . W'heu does the floor show start?

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June Prophecy As we enter the new night club 'The Pali- sades, we overhear tl1e doorman, .lack Meier talking to cab-driver Cliff Yardley. Cliff says he took lessons at Francis Wood's Dancing Acad- emy and his instructor was lvanda Tressenberg. Did he learn a lot! The first familiar face we see is Jeanette Andresen, the hat-check girl. I hear she makes millions in tips. Isn't the club beautiful? It was designed by Jackie Caton and Doris Chauvin. Look! Therels Marge McLain, the author of the current best-seller, How to Catch a Man in Ten Easy Lessons . She's witl1 Peggy Maru- shak who wrote 't0n Mixing Drinksu. Going to our table, we almost get knocked down by bus boys, George Fonville and Howard Holtshouser. Now to lure waitress Dolores Pniewski fro111 Arthur Priemer's table. He's a musician at Kresge's and is escorting Mary Memmer. After ordering we can sit back and enjoy the music of Jack Daniels' band. Listen to that sharp quartet: Bob Lenz, Virginia Anderson, Marge Wilde and Emma Raymond. Grace Fletcher, the cigarette girl, stops to talk for she has lots of news to tell. Shirley Kelcher is a far1ner's wife and very happy. Do- lores Koth works at Hudson,s, but she's quitting in June to marry a sailor. Yvonne Trevor has an important position. She's Secretary to General Anthony DeLuca. Helen Stricker is married to an intern at Saratoga Hospital, Emil Rettinger. She used to be a nurse there. Mae Adolph eloped Friday night with artist Ronald Came- ron. Thelma Studer is teaching Physics at Vas- sar now. Brains! Irene Passarelli drives a DSR bus. That's all the latest gossip and Grace gets back to work. ' That's Gene Koester at the next table. He just divorced his fifth wife and it looks like Joyce Geverink is going to be Number six. They're with John Marasco and his wife, Do- lores Munieo, the movie actress. She has a stun- ning hair-do. She has it done at Bob Schleieher's beauty salon. There's manager Donald Kern talking to woman test pilot Mamie Huey. Do you have tonight's paper? Thanks. VV ell they haven't solved the Marge Stobaugh murder yet. Chief of police, Alan Tallman rc- ports that they're still holding her roommate, Maxine LaCourse as a suspect. Coroner Caro- line Hetriek confirms the report that poison was used. Detectives Romaine Humbert and Ken Jasin are working on the case. J HH1lll1l0lll01'l'0WV,S Dollar Day at Salusky's Cut Rate. Bob Nowicki just completed a round- the-world flight in forty minutes in his newest invention. He was accompanied by his sister Rosemary. Don't you like the sketches in Marie Large's Knit Shop ads? Yolanda Pirolli, does them, using herself as a model. I see Meador's Hamburger Heaven has reduced its prices. It must be Earl doesnet pay his waitress, Betty Sommers, now that they are married. Our government has new cabinet members. Herb Burnett is Postmaster-General. Speaking of Burnetts, .limmy's in the doghouse. He just broke the Olympic 4-40 record and Cathy can't catch him. Here's an interesting editorial by Jim Reynolds protesting the action of Robert Capaldi, Petrillo's successor. Capaldi put Lois Linebach on the blacklist for singing at an East Detroit High assembly. Governor Bill Fergu- son proclaims Doris W'ieske as G'Bubble fguml Queen. Texas Cowboy Eugene Pry and his Coyotes are at Carnegie Hall. Wanda Wfilson is his singing star. The music critic praises the two latest debuts of singers, Joyce Bertram and Eleanor Raese. Did you say you were looking

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Last Will and estament We, the June graduating class of the East Detroit High School, do make. publish, and declare this to be our last Will and Testament in manner following: To anyone who is willing to accept endless trouble, Ed Smith wills his upuddle-jumping '34 Chevrolet. To Mr. Harger., Joy Kaiser, Peg Marushuk and Peg Kantner leave an unabridged Vlfebstcr Dictionary. Alan Tall- lnan wills his controlled temper to Dave Deben. tlokell Emil Rettinger bequeaths his silky blond hair to any corn stalk who needs it. Marjorie Stobaugh leaves her ability to get to most of the athletic contests to all those non-supporters of our team. ,lim Salusky leave his brother, Leo, this whole deal for 3 more years. fPoor boyll Joyce Sutton leaves her ability to spend more money than she earns to anyone who can afford it. Della Van House wills her experience in writing 500- word themes to any talkative pupil in Miss Catzmeyer's class. To Anna Marie Sweeney, Lois Linebach wills her ability to grow long fingernails. lFor what--- a good Czll session'?J .loan Nord leaves her locker room jokes to any stag parties. Leonard llachman and Bob Capaldi leave their ob- vious musical talents to Archie's future students. Joyce Geverink leaves her secret for natural curly hair to any- one who has the patience to put it up. Ethel Memmer wills her neatness and ability to look good in her clothes to Mildred Volz. Catherine Morgan wills her sweetness to Jackie Mclntyre. Jacqueline Caton and Maxine LaCourse will their natural red hair to Carol Jones. Chuck Mack wills his height to Mr. Olds. Doris Chauvin leaves her long silky lashes to The Maybelline Company. Betty Brunke and Elaine Fuhrwerk will their short- hand to anyone with along arm. Ethel Gertz wills her slim waist and hip line to Theresa Muneio. Nora .lean Nicholas leaves Dale Criner, but not of her own accord. Marge McLain leaves her pajama parties to Evelyn Swan- son, who can get along without sleep. Patricia Nummer wills her ability to ask dumb questions in Chemistry to George Bedard, who also-l-1. Mamie Huey be- queaths her vocal chords to Billy Linten, Cwhich will be some job for any surgeon.l Tom Sommerville wills his shoulders to Russell Racicot. Dorothy Kochaniec leaves her races with Stanley Dada to anyone who has n strong heart and good brakes. Jack Meier wills his friendliness with Mr. Cordon to Dale Criner. To anyone who hates French poodles, Vivian Fifi Yosin wills her nickname. George Fonville wills his ability to keep girls guessing to Bob Kern. Ronald Cam- eron leaves his artistic ability to Chuck Passarelli. Betty Sommers wills her ability to keep undercover romances to Ann Gutenkunst. Gene Koester leaves his sparkling blue eyes to anyone who wants to see pleasant things. Helen Stricker wills her ability to eat and remain thin to any wishful thinker. Bob Kaiser is just willing! Jimmy Burnett leaves his ability to remain in foot- ball training to Dave Deben. Herb W'olf leaves his last name to Bruce Tile. Clifford Yardley leaves his swooner- ful chatter platters to .lack the Bellboy. To Mrs. McLeod, Janet Anderson wills her typing ability. Virginia Ander- son and Alberta La Rosa leave their quiet married life to all available females. To any second story peeping Tom, Jeanette Andreseu leave her height. Elizabeth Anne Wendt leaves her ability to leave her house at the last minute in the morning and miraculously get to homeroom on time, to those who have to stay to deten- tion study hall. Ellen Benjaminson and Dolores Pniew- ski leave their ability to stay friends to Bonnie Whitford and Louise Rossie. Howard Holtshouser, Marvin Gentz and Kensel Husk leave their positions as class clowns to the Shrine Circus. .lim Mclntyre wills has smooth dancing ability to Norman Van Huff. Johnny Marasco leaves his ability to eatl as much as Miss Rothenberger does to Jean Jones. Luella Cole leaves her sparkling smile to the Pepsodent Company. Mary Dunn wills her ability to be sweet and quiet to Mary Ann Hall. Yolanda Pirolli leaves her extra credits to Gladys Koth, who needs them. Mary Memmer and Carol Mettinger leave their ability to be absent on test days to all future Economics students. Irene Passa- relli leaves her ability to lose things to any girl who