Dyersburg High School - Trojan Yearbook (Dyersburg, TN)

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Page sixty HE advertising sectio11 is the dyna111o or llfc glVlI'lg part ot any public 1t1on. Es . . . I . I . i . - pecially is this true of a publication of this nature. Without the hearty support of the com- panies represented by their ads, this issue of the Hill Echo would have been impossible. We ex- tend to you our most sincere thanks and assure you that your liberality will not be forgotten when in the near future we take our places in the business and commercial life of Dyersburg. -BUSINESS MANAGER.

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Jonas--continued Miss Emma- Can anyone tell me how a stovepipe is made? Catherine J.- First, you take a big, long hole, and then you wrap some tin around it. Q Q Q Doctor- Have you taken every precaution to prevent the spread of disease in your family? Jim- Absolutely, doctor. We've done bought a sanitary cup an' we all drink from it. QQ! When Miss Jenny was little she was taught by her mother not to chew gum. One day when they were out riding they passed a field where cows were grazing. Miss Jenny said, Mother, isn't it disgusting to chew gum? Yes, said her mother, but why - H All those cows are doing it, said Miss Jenny. Q33 Father, cried Catherine, excitedly, there's a big black bug on the ceiling. Mr. M.cCaleb, who was busy reading at the time, answered without looking up. Just step on it and leave me alone. Q Q Q Mr. Stephenson, in the confectionery store, was growing impatient at the lack of service. Finally he rapped sharply on the counter. Here, young lady, he called, who waits on the nuts? 4 S 8 Q Frances- Just think, Aunt Chaney, papa got Hamburg and Java on the radio last night. Aunt Chaney- Now, chile, don't think I'1l ever believe they can deliver groceries on that contraption. Q Q Q Bill- They say I'm the hardest guy in this state. Corliss- Well, you might be in this state, but not when you are sober. QQQ Laura-Don't you all remember when Roosevelt ran for President. There was a picture in the paper with little girls saying, We want Teddy, we want Teddy. Doris- I don'tg that was too long ago. Laura- It was not, was it Miss Rankley? Miss Rankley- Let me think. W'hy, Laura, that was in 1908, when were you born? Laura, real low- In 1909. QQ! Miss Rankley- Joe Frank, what do you mean by McCle1lan's Peninsular Campaign for taking Richmond? On what peninsular did it take place? Joe Frank- On the Florida Peninsular. Now God be praised that gave us the power of laughing and making others laugh-and shame to the dull cur who scorns the office of a jesIer. -Scott. Page fifty-nine I lu-,-.4--'r Y .gl fa-If -it ,E I

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