Dyersburg High School - Trojan Yearbook (Dyersburg, TN)

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JICUJIKIES Laugh and the world laughs with you: weep and you weep alone. oo oo o'o S o'o Mr. Morgan- We are going to have a lesson in animals today. Can anyone tell me what a ground-hog is? Frances Ann- Please, sir, a ground hog is a sausage. Q38 Mrs. Stamm fsuspiciouslyj- Fanny, where have you been? Fanny- With Mary Vernon, here. Mrs. Stamm- Mary Vernon, where have you been? Mary Vemon- With Fanny, here. Mrs. Stamm- Well, where have you both been? Fanny and Mary Vernon- Why, er, we've been together. 42 S -Q What a Little Comma Can Do. Lord Palmerston then entered upon his head, a. white hat upon his feet, large but well polished boots upon his brow, a dark cloud in his hand, his faithful walking stick in his eye, a dark menacing glare saying nothing. Q98 Taken from a Sophomore theme: This being the first annual rally we have ever had it was very exciting but we sure do want one every year because it is a great help to you when you get very old. Q Q Q Mr. Hughes fin Geometry classj- lone, please get up and explain your figure. Q 9 Q Just a few things we've heard up here this year. Washington excavated New York.-Milton. The Thames flew through the city.-Miss Ford. Mr. Hughes will eat two girls.-Dixie. Read next, Columbus.-Miss Jenny. It's an abser abserute.-Willard. Q 8 9 Miss Rankley- Well, hurry up, Athylyn. Athylyn fhastily concluding a long report on Lincolnl- April 14, Lincoln attended Ford's Theater and was shot in his box. 9 Q 9 Mary Vernon treading Cicerol- If I should show them the edict of the praetor, they would fall to pieces. Miss Watson- What type of conditional sentence is that? Mary Vernon- First type. , Willard- Looks like that would be the second type. Miss Watson- No, there is no doubt there, Cicero had no doubt. Willard- Well, I doubt it. Miss Watson- What? Willard- That they would fall to pieces. Q98 He- So the old ladies decided to cut out the electric chair. Other He- Yes, they thought it too shocking. Page fifty-seven .fra - v L... H ,

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IMIQIIUIIUIQIH Training Class FIFTEEN QUOTATIONS HEARD DAILY IN THE MANUAL TRAINING ROOM ff, , ' - - V ' v- - w'- , N --v a,Ux,...i 2-,Htl V! , J f' I H! W as wt fl . US , I ' V QMS MW' . lu, ,' V Y! A im'-I1 r . X , ta , L jlllil' ' 'Mr. White, I forgot to bring that rf Wg 'il ,QF money I owe you. A' ii! ,LF Somebody left my bench unlock- tm d-'V 2,1 , ,,l!,,i1. Mya plane is dull. I wish the guy M - in the bench with me would Llp, llill sii .. . ,, . K NN , My mallet 1S gone, Mr. White. ,xl x ,gg,1 -F' M W -'Has the saw been filed today? 1351 You can't use that glue, Ed, I put J. if Wt , 'Vw it in the pot. 1 I ' 'u ' Q: L , 1,',I, 'Say, Eldora, they're my camps. il L I V 9 had 'em laying there.' 5, t , ,f f '4fl.rg 'eW'hat are you making, Tom? W 1 'I get to use this turning lathe, Sam- i uel. I got here first. ' I XX ' Jack did you swipe that brace and fx ,X Y I , X H . it off my bench? i K 'Red, lend me your varnish brush I W vid sandpaper. I want some lumber, Mr. White. - f Who left the glue pot on. XX ' There goes the bell, Mr. White. lf' 'Can we go? - - R. H. V., '29 Y Page fifty-six

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at .1 JOKES--Continued Young Wife- Oh, Harry, I saw a big fish-that long-under the ice. Young Hub- Nonsense, my dear! I'm quite sure it was your reHection. Q39 Miss House- Give me a sentence using the word 'moron'. Freshman- Papa said sister couldn't go out till she put moron. 8 3 Q There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight, yelled the lunatic as he set fire to the city hall. Q Q -it Miss Adams- Gordon, tell the class about Pompeii. Gordon- Yes, mam. Pompeii was a man who died with an indiction on his head. 4293 Miss Ford- What did you say? Gerald- Nothing, Miss F.- I know, but how did you express it this time? get Be Be- Do you mean to infer that I stole that pint of gin you had? Milton- I don't infer anything. All I said was that if you hadn't helped me look for it, I would have found it. 9289 Rebecca-- Sometimes you appear really manly, and sometimes you are effeminate. How do you account for that? Charles- I suppose it's hereditary. Half of my ancestors were men and the other half women. - 9 -Q S This is the last edition, said the editor as he pointed to his infant son. Q S S Mary- Rocky, where did you get that red on your lips? Rocky- That's my tag for parking too long in one place. 998 Boob, speaking of eleventh Latin- I passed Cicero today, dad. Dad- How fast was Cicero going? -Q Q Q Mary Katherine- I wonder if it is true that the length of a boy's arm is equal to the circumference of a gir1's waist? Bubber fhopelessj- Let's get a string and measure it. see Mr. Morgan- What answer did you get to the problem on the pressure of the river on the dam? H. D., innocently-HI didn't get the dam problem. Q Q 12 Mr. Hughes, explaining Geometry problem- And did I make myself plain? Joe Frank- No, God did that? Page fifty-eight .ii 'Q