Duke University School of Medicine - Aesculapian Yearbook (Durham, NC)

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UNIOR . 2, t F 121 K. AV N iff pt r 1 Y pl. p ppp M , 5, y if F ' itv t f A W0 wg , ,W it l-f if I , Left to right, frst row: Richard Miller, William Park, Robert Morton, Hugh Fahey, Marigail Wynn, Bertram Levy, Lois Flaherty, Gerald Chotiner. Second row: Michael Arons, Ronald Seningen, Harlan Wald, Howard Jones, Arnold Kwart, William Fee, John Utley, Carl Eisenberg. Third row: Gitta Jackson, Stephen Wohlgernuth, James Plonk, Thomas Thurston, Terence Moore, Sam Edwards, Robert Emslie, Robert Older, Julian Duttera, Mark Sollek, Darnell Jones, Robert Haberkern, Joel Snider, Ted Kunstling, Thomas Hyers, Robert Goldenherg, David Silvers, Jan Stasikowski, David Coodner, John Hart. Not pictured : John Atkinson, Stephen Baylin, Peter Bickers, Michael Bolck, Martin Brickman, Bruce Carlton, Joseph Cook, Ann Crosson, Richard Damiano, Frederick Ellwanger, William Elmore, Frederick Elsas, Douglas Freeman, Elsie Freeman, Richard Green, James Hall, Frank Harrison, Thomas Henly, David Henry, Doris Holberg, Jay Hopkins, Forney Hutchinson, Laurance Johnson, David Katz, Frank Kern, Rebecca Kirkland, Dennis Lebbin, William Logan, Donald Mandetta, Robert Miller, Michael Parker, Roger Porter, Terence Reisman, Edward Sarver, David Seligson, Geoffrey Sherwood, Joe Simpson, Robert Stucky, Charles Taft, Andrew Taylor, William Wheeler, James Wilson. CHIEF COMPLAINT: This is the first Duke Hospital admission for this patient, who is noted to be a non- homogeneous, in fact, rather amorphous mass of high specific gravity, with a mean age of 25 i 2.537 years, seventy-four parts male and seven parts female. The patient was first seen here in September of 19641 with a chief complaint of ignorance of the vast field of medicine. Returning again, he now presents with the same complaint as before. PRESENT ILLNESS: The patient was in good health until three years prior to admission. At that time, hav- ing just begun his medical studies at Duke, he states that he felt anxious and depressed. His condition slowly improved as he became aware of the more-than-adequate facilities available for passing his leisure hours. The patient did well for several months, learning the biochemistry of photosynthesis and the biophysics of the toad bladder. With simultaneous examinations in anatomy, biochemistry, histology, and psychiatry, his mitochondria became acutely uncoupled. Upon consultation with his advisor he was reassured that conditions would improve and that his grades were not any cause for concern as no one at Duke received grades that were less than satisfactory. His illness went into temporary remission, even without steroids, and the re- mainder of the year was uneventful. In September, 1965, he began his second year and pursued studies most essential-the reproduction of mushroom mitochondria, the biophysics of bacterial reproduction fa candid study from St. Lewisj, and the action of digitalis on the cremasteric muscle of the dog. The lack of repetition of material by the various departments was remarkable. Nonetheless, he completed his second year somewhat disillusioned but eagerly awaited the third year and his introduction to the wards. As expected, only the more common diseases were stressed. During his rotation in surgery he learned the importance of proper attire, the accepted way to hold and throw the Kelly clamp, and how to perform many heroic and life-saving procedures requiring the highest skill fvenipuncture xl00O, passing NC tubes ad nauseum, and opening a vial of bicarbonate Without cutting his fingersj. The dedication and enthusiasm of the staff impressed the patient very much. The rotation in Ob-Gyn introduced the patient to the soft spoken staff of the department and the hustlers of Baker House. In medicine he learned what he had suspected for a long time-that life really is hard. As the third year of training draws to a close, the patient feels that he is constantly being given diuretics but has no water aboard. Prognosis: As the expected four year survival for the patient is in the range of 9552, it is felt that the prognosis is excellent. Course in Hospital: The patient was given a handful of salt tablets and told to return in three months to begin his fourth year. i. ,. 'i

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SOPHOMORE l l Left to right, first row: Bruce Malone, Richard Remigailo, Thomas Zavelson, John Crowe, Harlan Giles, Jeannette Hagan, June Pfautz. Second row: Jack Chang, Douglas Kirkpatrick, Dan Moore, William Moorefield, David Hill, Don Jackson, Thomas English, Brian Davis. Third row: Richard Gentzler, Donald Marger, Daniel Budd, Daniel Megna, Stuart Masters, Dale Lawrence, Bertram Goldberg, Steven Levy, Alan Meyer. Fourth row: Richard Dixon, Allan Cheek, Thomas Fauntleroy, Stephen Foster, Dwight Cruikshank, Richard Whitfield, Robert Lonon, Jay Cook, Alfred Gervin, IEM-V Carmalt. Fifth row: Melvin Elson, Harold Kernodle, Neil Dunn, Stephen Kofi, Michael Entmacher, Randal Williams, Henry Utley, James Jenkins, Eddie Hoover. Sixth row: Richard Karsh, Thomas Wise, Richard Marafioti, Fred Johnson, Maynard Ramsey, Char- lotte Rundles, Harvey Cohen, Diane Rose. Seventh row: Richard Henderson, James Bierfeld, Vernon Rowe, David Valle, Frank Volberg. Not pictured: David Allen, Frederick Ayer, James Boylson, Peter DeVito, James Fox, Richard Gellar, Brian Crimson, Charles Gruenwald, Philip I-loflman,'Bruce Horten, Benton Levie, Richard Morawetz, Joseph Rienstra, David Rosenbaum, Nicholas Rummo, Carol Sander, Charles Smith, Myron Tremaine, Martha Valiant, David Waggener, John Wexler. In the Beginning was Gross, and the Word was with Markee, and the Word was Markee . . . and the Class was sore Afraid. When necking becomes petting, watch out! Send for Ann Landers' booklet entitled, Strawberry, Raspberry, Nutmeg, Current Jelly, Chicken Fat, and Other Topics of Medical Importance. Security is having Dr. Smith give you BCG. This bill is being sent to you as a courtesy, and all students are being given special permission to attend the Dean's Hour from 5:00 to 7:30 p.m. Insecurity is finding you are not able to fit a 250 lb. mitochondrion on a blackboard. Would you give mouth-to-mouth resuscita- tion to a KKK member? Would you believe Duke is the best Med School in the world? . . . in Durham? N. . . and we may divide the body of Mankind into three classes: bronze, silver, and goldf, fPlato, Republicj Now I say to you that you are the Gold Standard of the Medical School World.,' G. Anlyan, O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderfull and yet again wonderful . . . , M.D.j Now let me assure you, the members of the Class of 1969, that just because you are the last of the Old Curriculum does not mean that you will be slighted as we bring in the New Curriculum. Indeed, you will reap new benefits as a result of the New Experiment . . . 0. Sieker, HThe following students will hand in their pathology slide collections . . fi fAnon.J The following students will relinquish their: a. clinical micro- scopy slide box, b. free afternoon, c. teacher, d. career, e. all of thesei' fAnonj. fFade in, string sectionj Gloria, Gloria, Hallelujah, Dukus Univxnsitatus! Gloria, Gloria., Hal.l.elujah, Dukus Endowentus! Gloria, Gloria, Hallelujah, Three-hundred-million Dollarusl CFade in, brass and percussionj And they shall reign for ever and ever! And they shall reign for ever and ever! All K J Gloria, Gloria, Hallelujah, New Curriculumus! Requiem in pacem Oldus-Curriculumus-et-Class of 1969us! Gloria, Gloria, Hallelujah, that-great-doctor-in-the-sky-us! Amen! Amen! fExit alll 62