Drake University - Quax Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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A b 1 -- 1 .If-fj' Registration Among the torture methods used by the Overlords of the Great Universities in the late years of the Second Millenium, none perhaps was so effective as the device inexplainably called REGISTRATION. The Method consisted of forced playing of an in- credibly complex game over extended periods of time, until complete physical or mental exhaustion occured. Players entered the game at one-hour intervals, bring- ing with them a card packetn and a given amount of money. The object of REGISTRATION was to complete and distribute the cards in one's packet, collect class cards totaling at least 10 semester hours, and deplete one's stock of money. The game was played, much like the earlier gladiatorial com- bats, in a closed, arena. The Losers of the game were pluiished with such extreme devices as eight o'clocks. The winners were immediately herded into a second, and even more diabolical, game-BOOKSTORE. 14' 1

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