Donoho School - Gauntlet Yearbook (Anniston, AL)

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Autocrats Miss Haynes: Biblical-Blue Modal A , ideal for the younger set, low noise level, motor makes giggling noises, ideal for proverbially thoughtful people. Mrs. Jones: Crnithorinque-Orange Renault 5: engine makes umlaut sounds, smokes constantly, polyester seat covers: tape player, accent stripes, needs Annual check- ups. Mrs. Marbut: Athletic-Amber Plymouth Road Runner, runs best in freezing weather: good condition, takes bumps well, racing stripes, floor mats. Mrs. Murray: Grammah-Green Chevrolet Caprice Classic, paint made from Latin roots, radio receives only Channel 10 and selections from Act l, scene 7 of Macbeth: all instructions found in VVTL CWheels, Transmission, and Lubricationj. FROM TOP LEFT: Mrs. Jones QFrench l-IVJ: Miss Haynes CSev- enth grammar, Eighth literature, and Sophomore Englishy: Mrs. Murray CEighth grammar, Senior English and AP Englishjg Mrs. Marbutfgirls' P.E.J. 1 . ,

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We have always been known for our crowded parking lots and hallsg however, little did we know that much of the traffic was caused by our resident big wheels - the teachers. Mrs. Barker: Beowult-Brown Mercury Cometg opa- que hoseg received a rare A+ ratingg comes with a kitchen sink, a convertible top for outside reading, and boxes of Duncan Doughnuts. Mrs. Couch: Canvas-Crimson Mercury Bobcatg good paint jobg linoleum floorsg tie-dyed upholsteryg hand-carved steering wheelg no drawbacks. Mrs. Gibbins: Laboratory-Lavender Oldsmobile Out- lassg runs on tormaldehydeg able to cut sharplyg bonus -fetal pig dangling from the rear-view mirror and dissection trays for drive-in restaurants. Mr. Gorey: Atomic-Auburn Buick Electrag runs on l-l2SO,,g new shocksg gives problemsg equipped with a cryshtal radio and a bunch of other garbage. Coach Grubbs: Touchdown-Tan Ford Thunderbirdg good mechanical conditiong 4-wheel driveg pigskin interiorg has room for tennis rackets, basketballs, and golf clubsg requires coordination to handle. 'yrs 70 FROM TOP LEFT: Coach Grubbs Cboys' PE. and drivers' educationjg Mrs. Barker CEighth literature, Freshman English, and Junior Englishjg Mrs. Couch fartjg Mr, Gorey CEighth science, chemistry, and physicsjg Mrs. Gib- bins Cbiology and physiologyj. 3 M. - Nas. .X r .. 5 F' FR

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Mechanical Masters Mrs. Nyman: Psychopathic-Silver AMC Pacer, built-in stopwatch, high EPA percentage points, can be cranked by a pencil, comes complete Y, with a set of home keys. Mrs. Quattlebaum: Variable-Violet Ford Country Squire Station Wagon, quite running motor, a lot of leg room, high ceiling. Mrs. Slate: Let's-Have-A-Party-Purple AMC Matadorg easy riding dependable, darling interior, guaranteed to be good tor what ails you foreign parts. Mrs. Noel Smith: Russian-Fted Honda Civic, permanently open windows engine smokesg good car to take to sporting events, featured in the last issue of Current Events magazine. '55-i Coach Smith: Choctaw-Cherry Dodge Charger, smooth running injung strong rims, good for traveling, comes complete with a driving manual and a tree gallon of laughs. 'F E sq. FROM TOP RIGHT: Mrs. Pat Smith CSeventh geography Eighth American history, and Ninth world stdiesjg Mrs Nyman Qpsychology and typinglz Mrs. Ouattlebaum CSev- enth science, and Algebra D3 Mrs. Slate CSpanish I-IVD Coach Smith CAIabama history, boys' P.E., and drivers educationj. F 72