Deshler High School - Tigers Roar Yearbook (Tuscumbia, AL)

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DEFINITIONS NOT ATTRIBUTED TO WEBSTER Social Tact-Making people feel at home when you wish they were. College bred-A four year loaf made with father's dough. Bacteria-The back door to a cafeteria. The Splinter Song-- I've Got You Under My Skin. Metaphor-To keep cows in. Kettle Song-Home on the Range. Athletics-Excuse for higher institutes of learning. Pedestrian-A man who owns a car and has a wife and a daughter. A blotter-Something you look for while the ink dries. Ti.TR...... Dea: Last night a hold-up man stuck a gun in my ribs and I only laughed. Marcille: My, you must be brave. Dear No. Only ticklishf' ini Mr. Thompson: Warren Funke is a second story man. Mrs. Morgan: You don't say? Mr. Thompson: Yes, his first story never fools me. ,......TR Jean Nelson: This dance floor is certainly slippery. Leonard Johnson: It isn't the dance floor, I just had my shoes shinedf, MTR-,- Oliver Semmes: You shouldn't be ashamed of the car you got for your birthday. Why, the add says 'Everybody drives a used car'. Glenn Box: Yeh? I guess this is the one everybody drove. MTRM Harold Rogers: Yes, sirl Many of S. Rfs pupils have gone out to meet death with smiles on their faces and a song on their lips. William Reed: Graciousl Does he train dare-devil aviators? Harold Rogers: No! Voices. -lgml Sidney Sherwood: 'Bugs' Hall chinned the bar twenty times. Estes Sherrill: Nonsensel It was ten times. Sidney Sherwood: I said twenty. He has a double chin. .lipi- Frohman Young: Why are your socks on wrong side out? Richard Crowe: My feet were hot, so I turned the hose on them. ......iTRT... Who are you? Q just a little dandruff trying to get a head. V THE 1937 TIGER'S 48 ROAR

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Where's William? In the hospital. What happened? He came down a ladder ten minutes after it was taken awayf' ...LT R1 Lipstick and fly paper, they're very much alike, they catch the careless creatures that pause to investigate. lqqpl. Bubba: Don't you think my moustache is becoming? Maurine: It may be coming, but it ha.sn't arrived yet. MTR? Scientists say that mosquitoes weep. Is that true?', It's possible. I've seen a moth ball. .ini Miss Campbell. What is your idea of civilization? Maynard Kimbrough: It's a good idea. Somebody ought to start it. TRT.- Of hideous noises, there is none worse Than the awful sound of Glenn's Ford in reverse ..iTRl The dog stood on the burning deck, The flames were wrapped around his neck, Hot dog! -...-TR..T . CLASS ALIBIS OR FOUR WAYS OF EXPRESSING THE SAME Freshman: I don't know. Sophomore: I'm not prepared. Junior: I don't remember. Senior: I don't believe I can add anything to what has been saidf' 1-gm,- Mrs. Morgan: I call my fifth period English the Pullman, because it has and one observation section. TRl Ruby Ligon: XVaiter, there is a tack in this doughnut. Albert Cooke: Well, well, the ambitious little thing must think it is a DESHLER HIGH SCH 47 THING. two sleepers tirell' OOL V VV V V V V V V

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What is this, a leg sl1ow??? Wonder where that horse went? Ht-y. Sherrill!! That isn't the hritllv. How in the ---f - did that thing get in thcre??? Whet1 the roll is called up yonder l'll he there. Wlmo do you thinlc you are, anyhow? l'm an ole cowhaml. Well, aren't you all sturlc up. Sherrill, why don't you let the horse ride you awhile? Gosh, what a loving couple they would malice. The D. K. N, rhews their way through. l'll string along with you.